My coach,
@3YearLetterman
called me “007”. I thought it was cool, because of James Bond.
It’s ACTUALLY because in our last scrimmage, I had 0 carries, 0 receptions and 7 false starts. 😢
I went to dinner with my host mum at
@BEEFOBRADY
tonight and the waitress found out I played for
@3YearLetterman
’s club…
I GOT TO SIT IN THE CORNER BOOTH!!
I wanted to thank
@3YearLetterman
for the opportunity to practice at punt return…
… but can we call that drill something OTHER than “Hit the Brit” please? 😅
Thank you to
@3YearLetterman
for setting up our Preseason, Postseason and even In-Season sensible injections.
These “non” PEDs make me feel so much more athletic.
I can’t wait for our next match!
You guys wouldn’t BELIEVE what happened to me tonight at Chilli’s…
I was in a 1v1 to get my first Victory Royale of the day and
@3YearLetterman
came up and interrupted it and MADE ME DO UP DOWNS IN THE RESTAURANT!!! 😭😭😭
Last night during training, the lights on the pitch turned off at 8pm.
@3YearLetterman
was smart enough to have us finish the next 2 hours in the car park since those lights are 24/7.
The bloke is so dedicated to us achieving greatness.
At the start of every training,
@3YearLetterman
makes me sprint up and down the field 17 times, and then one extra run to the far 24 yard line.
Yes, I start off every training running 1776 yards.
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
After much consideration (and research to make sure it wasn’t another British joke) I will be REDSHIRTING 4th grade and repeating it. *
*only for academic purposes and not to be older for
@3YearLetterman
’s football club!
Cheerio Mr Coach
@3YearLetterman
,
My Mum convinced me to join this Twitter, and I found your page!
I wanted to thank you for teaching me the “pivot” route in training this week. It’s bloody effective!
Anyway, I’m off to school now, have a great day!
Xx Ian Simpson
Yesterday at training…
Coach: CIRCLE UP! It’s time for Bull in the Ring
Me: Coach… I thought that was banned?
Coach: The only band I recognize is
@Whitesnake
, now get in the ring Harry Potter.
I wanted to thank
@3YearLetterman
for the custom helmet stickers he made for me! What a great lad!
(Do you think he’ll notice the other sticker I added to the helmet stripe?)
I was just in a grocery store and
@Whitesnake
came on, so I delivered a devastating downfield block on the first person I saw.
Sorry Mrs. Glenda but I’m ready for my first American football match.
Last night we had training from 4pm-9:45pm.
We almost had to stop at 6:30 when it got dark, but
@3YearLetterman
got Weasel to come turn the lights back on for us.
What a great bloke!
My family back home just discovered this painting!
My great-great-great-great cousin (thrice removed) thought he had an easy task of standing by in the Boston Harbour the week of December 12-18, 1773. Turns out, the poor bloke had the worst week of his life.
Our coach,
@3YearLetterman
, made sure we wouldn’t have any matches while UGA is playing so we can watch and learn from them.
He said he wanted us to learn from Georgia and not “that quickly falling program that Meemaw likes” in Tuscaloosa.
Albus Dumbledore would’ve been the third best President in US history, behind only Benjamin Franklin, inventor of electricity and Gerald Ford, inventor of the automobile.
Good news and bad news…
Good news: I have PERFECTED the slant route
Bad news:
@3YearLetterman
said they’d call it against the best linebacker in the league and tell them it’s coming if I EVER wear anything with the 🇬🇧 flag on it again in his presence.
There’s no one I trust more than
@elbuckner
and
@3YearLetterman
with my hydration.
We had a 3.5 hour training today with no water breaks and I feel fine.
@Gaylin_Lea
@3YearLetterman
@HoustonSooner77
As an unretired RN I can confirm that your information is outdated and water is absolutely unnecessary. The only time they should have water is when they correctly run a slant route.
Thanks to great work by
@BradWCAttorney
, a loophole has been found where as long as we’re in elementary school, we can play for
@3YearLetterman
’s club.
Our starting left tackle will be able to vote in the election this year.
For a field trip for my American government class, I got to go see
@BradWCAttorney
in action in the court room.
It was like watching Adele or Sir Paul McCartney in concert.
They let me keep a courtroom sketch.
TRENDING: The Canadian Football League has a CRAZY RULE
Missed field goal that goes through the end-zone is a point.
If it is a tie game a missed field goal can WIN THE GAME FOR YOU.
🤯🤯🤯
THAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT
My host parents said I have to pick a new favourite college football team.
They said Georgia is too busy playing Fast and Furious and trying to get NASCAR NIL deals.
Who should I pick??
Some guy was weaseling around our house last night and cut our power off while I was playing Fortnite. WTF man?!?
I have a feeling my coach
@3YearLetterman
had something to do with it.
I think my coach
@3YearLetterman
calls me “Harry Potter” too much.
I just had a dream that He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named came to coach the team to “do what he couldn’t do when I was a baby”.
Help me.