Out for a walk and saw this load of #Tesla fuel being delivered to the good people of Denver. Thanks @elonmusk. Feeling #blessed 🤗

@JesseLi48096164 @garyblack00 Turns out it was a hemorrhoid ring

@BenStiller @designerbandit I've said it before: this man does not represent us

@bennpeifert Here's something you will *never* hear: "I back-tested it"

@FixingEducation What metric are you using to determine the size of the shortage?

@EliLake Turns out they were settler colonials from Iran

@C_S_Skeptic They tend to like posts about Musk and/or crypto. They really know their audience

@jxmnop They've been working on it for 15+ years at this point. Even if AMD started a crash course tomorrow they're 15 years behind

@StanphylCap I wonder what China thinks we should cut from the Defense budget

@JCOviedo6 The 90's had a good run

@niccruzpatane I will bet you $30k right now Tesla will never release a product that does any of this

@BenStiller @Jason Other people can do that. Keep making prestige TV

@DrChrisCombs And anyone downrange of your non human-rated flying bomb

@C_S_Skeptic I would think the SLS contractors would have great grounds for a lawsuit. If they can get to discovery they will find the email from Musk ordering it terminated

@redlettermedia @landofthe80s Leave a comment on this webzone if you want a pizza roll

@HistoryBoomer

@AThinksAloud For very small values of "think"

@SarahTheHaider I just unfollowed. I don't have the heart for anything else. I'm not going to fight this issue but neither will I accept that 2+2=5

@senatorshoshana Sounds like the Hinge is getting rusty

@SouthernKeeks He's the world's best escaped mental patient turned politician, and it's not close

@muse_redi @RyanShead Almost everyone is better than Elon Musk. Everyone whose kids still talk to them, that is