@HeckinGoodDogs @Schwing_Brenda My dog was trained to stay off the furniture…..or so I thought. I put an indoor camera in the family room as part of security upgrade. What DOG did was wait til humans gone, then siesta on couch. When she heard the doors open then promptly got off the couch. Impressive.

RT @ImMeme0: “This message is for @elonmusk: Yo, bro, we wanna thank you so much, man, for your hard work. Continue doing a good job—don’t…

RT @TedNugent: hey Kendrick Lamar you suck!

@DukesMayoBowl Who sells Dukes in Denton county, Texas?

RT @DukesMayoBowl: With Duke’s you don’t have to fake it…   @dukes_mayonnaise

@tyler Not until bureaucrats are prosecuted and convicted en masse will the calculus change.

RT @ClayTravis: Girls are better at football than boys, guys. Seriously, the worst ad of all time.

RT @TimSheehyMT: Ha! Glad @realDonaldTrump is back and taking on the fake news 🇺🇸

RT @JenniferSey: Ok y'all are nice saying we should run our new ad REAL GIRLS ROCK on the Superbowl... you do realize a :30 second ad durin…

RT @matt_vanswol: 🚨#BREAKING: A grand total of ZERO major news outlets yesterday reported on the fact that President Trump's FEMA resolved…

@BernieSanders Grifter best hope you arent in jail this time next year.

RT @buitengebieden: Arguing on 𝕏.. 😂

RT @MarlonTag: 🚨This is the moment Scarlett was born. I was so proud and over the moon. No words can describe my feelings as a new father.…

@SecDef @WestPoint_USMA @NavalAcademy @af_academy We need engineers!

@BrunusCutis Women are like fugu, the good parts are good for you, the bad parts will kill you.

RT @MarioNawfal: 🚨🇺🇸FBI LEAKS PLANNED ICE IMMIGRATION RAID IN L.A.—DHS SEC NOEM VOWS TO PROSECUTE A confidential document revealing a larg…

@MaryTilesTexas I’m not a Cowboy fan, I do enjoy going to AT&T for game days. Jones knows how to put on a great experience.

RT @MilitaryCooI: Youngest USMC KIA at just 15 Private First Class Dan Bullock joined the Marines, deployed to Vietnam, and was KIA less t…

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RT @Chicago_Daisy: Accidentally left my front door open and now my Roomba is out cleaning up the streets. When its work is done, Earth can…