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I only like me..., you should too - just do it! Pronouns: Homie / Bro / Pal
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OK, it's time to change the conversation just a little. Take a hint:
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My mom passed away this afternoon. My family could use some warm thoughts and prayers. Thank you.
Hug your loved ones...
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If you cannot understand this concept...
....you should not be driving in the U.S.
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Healthy baby boy arrived at 8:24am!!
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I HATE THAT I HAVE TO REPOST THIS:
If you cannot understand this concept...
....you should not be driving in the U.S.
**hate will not be heard on this page**
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I HATE THAT I HAVE TO REPOST THIS:
If you cannot understand this concept...
....you should not be driving in the U.S.
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Real men will see this and say: Hell yeah!!
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Glenlivet 18 with two rocks...
...for my BIL who passed a few minutes ago.
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I'm just going to say it. Paul Pelosi was having gay sex and got into a gay fight with his gay booty call and the rest of this story is just a cover up!
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(•_•)
<) )╯Tacos...
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( (> ...are better than...
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<) )> ...pizza!!
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Met with a young engineer to go over a set of plans when I noticed an out of date sheet. He printed it and said he had a stapler but no staple remover. I whipped out my CRKT and removed the offending staples.
The look of horror on his face was priceless!
"Oh, you have a knife?"
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Jussie Smollett
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Serious Question:
Do you still pray for people who don't believe in God?
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FYI: Gen-X never broke more than 4.5%. Do with that information as you will.
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Worst response to: "I love you."
I'll start: "...thanks."
Go!!
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I'm about to make a bunch of uteruses quiver:
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...ready?
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Here we go!
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Listen Up:
I was born with a penis, I still have my penis and identify as male. I've always been attracted to people born with a vagina, still have their vagina and identify as female.
What am I?
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Notice anything about these tents?
🇵🇸RIGHT NOW: Students at Fordham University are taking over the Lincoln Center with tents in solidarity with Palestine!
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Homemade chili, mother fuckers...yeah, I added beans to piss off the haters!
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Serious Question:
Hey Gen X... (not you Boomers) is it my imagination or do Millennials and Gen Z seem to get sick a lot more often than we ever did at their age?
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I posted these pics of Little BS and his Great Grandma Lucia back in February.
Lucia passed away earlier this evening. She joins her husband of almost 70 years!
They left a wonderful legacy of 15 children, 55 grandchildren, and 30+ great-grandchildren to celebrate their lives!
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6 yr old came into our room and asked if Trump will save Texas from
#HurricaneHarvey
Scared the shit out of us because we don't have kids!
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My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
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Y'alls pope is an idiot... yeah, I said what I said!
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Can we tell a president to fuck off?
The rule is now simple: get vaccinated or wear a mask until you do.
The choice is yours.
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This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.”
I accidentally left my phone in "Airplane" mode.
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If Kalifornia goes RED, I'll stop eating tacos for a year.
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Let's play a game. We ALL accuse Kevin Spacey of a sexual assault and see who lives the longest.
Go!!
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WITHOUT GOOGLING
Name a famous Sherriff.
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Might f*ck around and trade a sheet of plywood for a half tank of gas today!
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Fact:
A lot of “Mexican” foods y'all eat in the U.S. aren’t actually an authentic part of Mexican cuisine. Dishes like hard-shell tacos, nachos, and burritos, are considered “Tex-Mex” creations.
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Serious Question:
How can any sane and competent person look at the performance of Joe Biden and believe he's up to the task?
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So, has anyone come up with a reasonable explanation for hoarding toilet paper back in March?
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Timeline Cleanse:
This year's Halloween costumes have dropped on the BrownSkin g-kids!
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Pet Peeve: People who repeatedly "stab" their fork so deeply into a salad and with such force that you can hear the fork hitting the bottom of the bowl two tables away!
Lighten up...
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OK, seriously...and objectively - the world did get stupider, didn't it?
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While I was shitposting on facebook I ran across this:
Q.: What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
A.: The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstone's and the people in Abu Dhabi Doo!
I'll see myself out.
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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference
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I forgot to tell you people. My daughter met with her CEO on Christmas Eve afternoon and laid out her case for advancement.
(We strategized that morning)
When he got back from lunch he congratulated her on her promotion and a 5 figure raise!!
#HumbleBrag
#NotSorry
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“Indeed, you won the elections, but I won the count.”
— Nicaraguan Dictator Anastasio Somoza
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You guys...three of the loves of my life - my daughter, my grandson, and my granddaughter!
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I was at Subway a few minutes ago, the kid asked me if I would like my sandwich toasted.
I said "Sure"
Then he raised his cup and said: "To your sandwich!"
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Sorry, I got caught up in the moment...and no I didn't cry but there was a lot of dust at LAX!!
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Bilingual Word of the Day: Puto
Puto (n.) a cute kid, child
Usage: "Hey, your son is a Puto!"
Try it at your next Hispnx/Latinx gathering.
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Texans, is this true?
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You guys, you guys I'm sharing this precious moment with you: Great Grandma meets Little BS for the first time!
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He suffered a broken shoulder, broken ribs and a broken back. He's heading into surgery now to have rods inserted into his back. He's got a long recovery ahead of him - 8 to 12 months at least. You don't have to respond to this but if you're the praying type, please do.
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OK you guys...as if today couldn't get any better. Sam BrownSkin called me with some (even more) excellent news - meet Gkid2!!
Come at me with the 'grandpa' jokes - IDGAF! I make this gig look good.
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Remember when they told you to build up your 401K's?
It was so they could take it from you!
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I have to leave for our friends' anniversary celebration now but I leave you with this snapshot of love. Thanks for playing along with me!
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Tell me you've never traversed a construction site without telling me.
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Steve Austin; the 6 Million Dollar Man, had two bionic legs, one bionic arm and a bionic eye - all attached to his human body.
How the heck did he lift a car with his bionic arm and it didn't tear away from his body?!?
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Dear SCE,
Fuck off with your power-use shaming, as long as I pay my bill on time, don't worry about how cold I like my house during the summer.
Love always,
BrownSkin
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Today is my son's birthday. No need to wish him an HBD, he doesn't have an account nor does he celebrate b'days.
Me? Well, he's been in Russia for almost 3 years and; honestly, I'd really like to hold my boy right now.
I guess what I'm saying is that I could use some love.
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PSA of the Year:
Parents, please teach your children how to swim. Even an infant can be taught to float on its back for a few minutes. Those few minutes could be the difference.
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Might f*ck around and transfer $601 between accounts several times today!!
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Bilingual Phrase of the Day: "¡Chinga tu Madre!"
Translation:
#HappyMothersDay
Usage: when greeting ANYONE today
Try it at your next Latinx/Hispanx gathering
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I'm a grown man. I own stuff. I've raised kids. I have a grandson...
...and I have a mom who bought me a pair of new boots because my other ones were dirty. I love my mom.
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"If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."
Raylan Givens
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We brought my brother home from the hospital a few days before this. The doctors told us that he had about a week left. He passed away 6 days later.
You guys laughed at my humor and helped me be myself over the past week. Thank you.
Addiction and alcoholism suck!
The other night I was driving home and I pulled up next to a man in his car at a red light. He had a forlorn look on his face as he stared straight ahead.
A moment later he broke into huge tears. I tried not to stare as he dried his eyes with the palm of his hand.
I was saddened.
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I had a major scare this morning. I couldn't smell my coffee and I when took a sip it had not taste!
No smell, no taste - COVID! I thought.
Then I realized that I had forgotten to put a pod in the machine.
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I need a Twitter Ruling:
I told my daughter to rethink the "mom jeans" look and she got mad at me.
Well?
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Hey Dallas Voters of Texas 14th District Court...this judge; Eric V. Moyé, is up for re-election in November. What are you going to do?
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Did the woke assholes change the spelling of "RAPED" to fathering?
Westchester man sentenced after fathering child with 12-year-old girl
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I had to say 'goodbye' to my friend a little while ago....and it was much more difficult that I had imagined it would be. She's at rest now and I'm grateful that I was able to hold and comfort her to the end.
My friend of 11 years, Tanya:
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The only hope we have now is that Bill Cosby breaks into a hotel room in Las Vegas and steals back his memorabilia at gun point.
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@TheycallmejustA
@wolfkingofco
Since money is fungible then you have no recourse other than to completely cut off funding.
Is that harsh? Yes. So is ending a baby's life which you are against.
Good luck.
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RIP Gavin MacLeod... you were the best captain the Enterprise ever had!
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UPDATE: Jerry's out of surgery and doing very well. They utilized robotic technology to insert the rods into his L2 and L4 vertebrae to support the L3. He's got a long road to recovery but he's up for it.
Thank you all for your thoughts and prayers.
My daughter's bf; Jerry, and 3 others were riding in an RZR last night. The driver lost control and it rolled side over side 300 feet down a hill - a large boulder stopped it from rolling another 300 feet.
Two had minor injuries, one had a head laceration. Jerry wasn't so lucky.
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