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The lusty argonian maid gains a really sinister subtext when you remember that the author, crassius curio, was a councelor for great house hlaalu, who make an incredible amount of wealth through argonian and khajiit slavery.
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AAHHH PEOPLE SIGNED UP TO MY TOURNAMENT AND NOW I HAVE TO RUN IT AHHHH
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how my lawyer looks at me when the nintendo rep shows everyone in court the hand drawn pictures of pikachu and yoshi in skirts kissing that I've been giving out as prizes at my monthly
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every "8th on their regional pr" falco is currently sending this to five different women like "me and you"
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I'm gonna start just agreeing with emo post-tournament posts, like you know what bro you did let everyone down
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Smash drama in 2015: Hbox plays so lame
Smash drama in 2024: Christian Goku aka “gokugroyper” is leaving cryptic clues as to his identity, it’s unclear how many top 100 players have secret identities they use to enter underground transphobic tournaments
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Yeah dude NOW your dr disrespect tattoo is embarrassing, we all thought it was sick as hell before
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She thought she was coming over for sex, so I put on metal gear solid 2 sons of liberty and handed her the controller
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Every time I see a falcon combo this is all I can think about
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I had an interview and they pulled up the newsletter medium and asked about this article and I GOT THE JOB!!!
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As a smash bros melee tournament organiser I will be celebrating pride month with a special LGBTQ event called a “smash bros melee tournament”
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everyone talking about how hard the pic is no one mentioning that the 58th best 64 player in the world won a genesis
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Metal Gear fact: in chapter 51 of mgs5 Eli (Liquid Snake) puts a gun to his head, while many assume he does this to escape death by napalm, it is actually because he cannot stand being British. Psycho Mantis saves Eli’s life by psychically making him forget that he is British.
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*touches the ground* two white girls were here, there was a scuffle
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born too late for mlg halo
born too early for pro fortnite
born just in time to go 1-2 against three falcos
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Sonic is probably the most successful video game franchise to never have a single good game
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project L is gonna be the one, for some reason im going to develop the discipline and work ethic to get good at this one, it’s not gonna be like all those other games with stupid mechanics and broken characters that stood in my way, this one is different
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Is it just me or does it feel like there's always a missing member in Scooby Doo, it feels like we live in a fucked up alternative timeline where one of the members just doesn't exist when they should
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The tallest smash player in the world
Vote Frenzy for smash summit 13
Full version linked below
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Her: he’s probably out cheating on me right now
*a group of grown men gathered round a laptop*
Me: yeah that looks sick dude, who knew there was so much fan art of solid snake with a keyblade. Now try master chief
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I don't think Americans understand just how massive Frenzy is
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Reading Lolita and writing stuff like “AYO PAUSE??? 🤣🤣” and “you’re a sicko fr, this is some wild shit” in the margins
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my 4yo daughter just turned to me and said “pipsqueak is undeniably skilled and practices hard but box style controllers allow for inputs not achievable by GameCube controllers, even those with phobs”
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@UnallowedComedy
i'm saying this with love, you need to get off the internet, you're still young, it's not too late to become a well adjusted person. try and not engage with meaningless culture war bullshit because its a waste of time no matter what angle you take on it
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> new street fighter game
> poggies.jpeg
> leaked artwork
> Ken (the coolest guy ever) is in it
> Ken has a fucking GF
> Why would they do this
> game fucking ruined
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Cody should get on stream and call every Falco shit and gay then explain how exactly each top Falco is shit and who they are gay with
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Gamecube box art expanded using the wonders of AI
Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker (2002)
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She wanted me to play on a rectangle Jerry!
A rectangle?
Yeah a rectangle! No sticks!
How are you meant to angle your Firefox George?
Damned if I know! I said who needs this kind of thing! Not for me! I got my phob and my notches
*kramer bursts in holding an prism MK6*
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Please stop canceling v tubers I work at the ranch where we keep them all and every time I’m the one who has to euthanise them
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ya'll ever notice how gannon mains drive like this *makes a hand gesture* haha but peach mains, peach mains be driving like this *makes a different, more offensive hand gesture*
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Just to let you know this post is clickbait and im sorry for not fact checking, liquid actually took control of the mechanisms of the guns themselves, his plan had nothing to do with the bullets inside the guns. I'll do better.
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It took me a few seconds to realise that picture wasn't Slime
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Wassup gang anyone else a sex haver? Cuz let me tell you buddy, I LOVE that shit
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Ever since my sons were vaccinated they have been doi ng this. Thanks Pfizer
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Don’t care watch this
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the person I'm quote tweeting is 100% correct by the way, the joke is the implied absurdity of framing pointing how horrible the character is as "gen z canceling" them
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The next edition of The Bristol's Basement Newsletter will go out tomorrow featuring a guest article from
@hootihootihooti
Sign up below to read the article as soon as it goes out!
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The lady at the vaccine centre just noted down that said “breedable” and now they’re taking me into a back room wtf??
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When commentators make jokes about wizzrobe delaying the tournament
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No fucking way are my adds targeted, these must be for someone else
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Ohhhhh my god u only had 2 hours sleep and monster before this tournament? should we tell everyone? Should we host a smashfest?should we invite Max?
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Ladies and gentlemen it’s my absolute pride and pleasure to present your Arcadia champion Decipher!
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Do I play campy? *paws at u* do I play campy? *paws at u*
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Congratulations to your Crescendo pro bracket champion Fat Tino!
Becoming the first person to ever win a UK tournament over both Prof and Frenzy!
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pay attention to how architecture makes you feel. hideous cookie-cutter structures are intended to subdue the imagination and extinguish the will. if we had more buildings like the one below, testosterone levels would skyrocket, and the antidepressant industry would rot.
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Woman on tinder just told me that for fun they "laugh, dance, drink, fuck and paint" and now I have to tell her my only real hobby is a card game where you pretend to be a wizard I hate my life I have the worst life
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@slime_machine
when they signed up for insta the name "cooldog1993" was taken and they just picked the next thing they could think of
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Sending the pregnant man emoji to the homies like “ahaha is this real? Could we really do this bro?”
Emoji 14.0 is to be finalized in September 2021. Here's on the latest draft list
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ps4 controller, leather pillow, only one really thin blanket, only one soft toy
If someone put any of the Cardiff girls in here I’d break them out like Liam Neeson in Taken.
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must be a nightmare trying to TO this
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It finally happened gang, someone at the pub showed me his AI generated pictures on his phone
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Hbox should do this during top 8
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Had a bunch of clips from filming the last skit that didn't end up making the cut, didn't wanna let any of
@ProfessorProUK
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Original skit linked below 👇👇👇
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if you think that's impressive ps5 controllers stay charged for years at a time because there aren't any games to play with them
this thing is powered by black magic. i’ve played 100s of hours and charged it maybe 8 times. battery low warning? nbd, charge it for 20 minutes and you’re good for another 4-6 months. incredible.
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tragic to me that non-puff mains miss out on gameplay like this
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"dad what was it like staying up until 4am getting blazed and playing melee with 5 other guys before slippi?"
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