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Alumna Texas A&M (BA History). Mom, bi, kinda nerdy. Did you not catch my sarcasm?
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@ruthyvbz
What an easy way to get a passenger killed too - won't let them get their meds, excuse me?!
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@GlitchDark3
@jaimealyse
Fair, but Jupiter is a great shield from the asteroid belt, Kuiper belt, and Oort cloud. So it's like a bully big brother who doesn't let others fuck with its siblings.
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@jentrification
I remember telling an anthropology prof my plans with my history degree and she laughed, "good thing you're not applying to anthro. You don't have enough tattoos for our department!!" I had 7. She was hilarious and it totally made me feel better about them.
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@RealSexyCyborg
If I see 5 jacked dudes in Sailor Moon costumes, I'm asking to take a picture with them, not fight them.
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@ben_rosen
Is no one gonna insert woman from the "Inner Workings" short? Lmao...who designed her?!
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@oflannies
@AlanaFeral
I hate to break it to you, but singular they has existed for centuries. It's not to single out someone's preferred pronouns, just another nondescript way of saying that person. So. They.
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@TheIncitatus
@Wilson__Valdez
Ah that one, the guy marrying someone less than half his age and recipient of a scholarship his family started. Not weird at allllll
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@SaltyEMNY
What's great is our county doesn't report them as cases, so god knows what our numbers actually are. I found out by trying to report mine after 2nd test came back. I get why, but again, I bet community spread is way worse than we think.
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@ez_angus
If I could aim a carved bell pepper down a chimney consistently, I'd probably do it. If I saw someone threatening to sic God on me for it, I'd try carved turnips next for some added horror.
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@misaaa_soup
Alright, but what about those sugar coat nails? I won't lie, I had these (they cemented tiny cracks in the nail which my brittle nails are prone to so 🤷♀️).
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@AngryBlackLady
At least she's getting so worked up she's letting all of her masks slip, because I feel way too many people are trying to defend her past slip ups/issues in her writings. Like oh, the Shacklebolt & Cho Chang author is racist? Who'd. Have. Guessed.
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@bad2sentence
This isn't bad, though, except in the sense that shit like this happens with sickening regularity and we don't get the help we need to deal with it ...
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@GergelyOrosz
Yep, the admins at my last company didn't know this either and kept the managers-only slack public for a lonnnng time before they noticed 🤣
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@_claypot
"Being grouchy isn't a complete personality" works well, too. Especially on people who consider themselves "old at heart" anyways.
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@Chrispeare
@GlitchDark3
@jaimealyse
Very true! Deflects objects from outside our system, slingshots those inside. Guess Jupiter wants us on our toes. Also has the coolest satellites 😎
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@CaelanConrad
5yrs...so she lost the plot when her kid was 13. That is ridiculous that she can't see she's clearly the problem.
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@mattxiv
Flesh toned leggings get me every time, but there's nothing wrong with her outfit. 🤦🏼♀️ If it's comfortable enough for her to work out, good enough!
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@RdotSpoon
This is my friend, except she's also an insanely hard worker. But she'll know everyone's everything, she'll be asking how is your cat and did his cousin get over that cold etc etc. It's definitely witchcraft bc I try to be sociable and get to know my team, but damn.
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@JoshMosteit
@LilySimpson1312
I see that he draws them more attractive than the characters he pushes as good...like a lot. Not always, but it's with enough regularity to make one wonder.
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@HudMo
All because several years ago a truly awkward dude made a truly awkward soundtrack.
We should demand the rest of it.
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@teelatauntaun
Even though I grew up on analog clocks, I still stared at this for a long time wondering what the heck was wrong with this answer. Poorly written question, half off credit for the teacher. 🙃
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@Pepeggled
@punished_cait
I cannot believe they taste of anything but sugar and cream. Some probably have fruity notes, but that's it.
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@AKBrews
A great lunch to pack if you want your child kicked out of school for having a fucking mini blowtorch lighter at lunch.
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@ask_aubry
My blood pressure went up sky high reading that, you do NOT mess with things from grandmas! If someone took my glass apple or silver set from my grandma, I'd leave them immediately, no second thoughts.
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@NienThousand
@senatebeansoup2
@PkmnTrainSlate
@A_HORDE_OF_CATS
@AlexMuncatchy
@poisonjr
Ma, people are doing math wrong on twitter again 😭
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@notcapnamerica
It is insane that there have to be calls for her arrest. She took the kid's iPad, threw it & hit the kid with it, then shot the mom through her door when the mom understandably confronted her about it?! Ain't no damn way I'd let someone do that to my kids either.
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@brutal_regime
I'm obligated to bring this out when we get to discussing the French way of showing the govt they're displeased. Greatly displeased.
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@Lin_kuei255
@logosaetos
@orchi_man
@AngelaBelcamino
@kirtipatelmd
@MattWalshBlog
I was 11 and absolutely not an adult, you weirdo.
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@human_not_bees
To be fair, Texas has better wine than California. 🤷♀️ Overall, a decent enough assessment. I hate to admit we're ALL a lot like Florida, but their laws allow much less anonymity so we just get to hear more of their shit. I presume the alligators help, idk.
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@notcapnamerica
I am undecided between applauding the bystanders for not knocking her out, and thinking that someone really needed to.
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@rumination0820
@RyanShead
@Sephora
Yes I often make animal noises while the clay mask does its thing. That's normal.
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@microgoeswild
Mine went psycho if you tried to feed him lettuce and he never quite learned surfaces he couldn't stick the landing on, but I believe it. He needed constant closeness for a long time and they're so social, but many people don't realize that.
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@ask_aubry
It sounds like he's just staying away and hoping she doesn't make it. Obvs could be wrong, but who vacays when their SO needs help staying alive
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@jdb2485
@BecomingAdamCom
And their choice doesn't affect you. It isn't arrogance to not ignore statistics. Admitting spite helps in times of trouble isn't the gotcha you think it is. Good for you, that doesn't mean it applies most of the time and no one else is obligated to approve.
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@Kolberzz
@OleanderLatte
@vinn_ayy
Definitely why she's the one with dark circles under her eyes and high strung from anxiety.
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@TheDUIGuyPlus
I think those groups are just to double-check you aren't dating or otherwise taken. Seems a good way for people to stay out of a relationship with a cheater.
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@PinkieToons
I had to stop seeing a guy because we both had the same last name. Idk why, we knew we weren't related at all, but 😨
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@_celia_bedelia_
I tried to not watch that video but accidentally came across it 😭 - her just pausing after the first round made it so clear she's been there before. I truly don't get the mindset of abusers, it's sickening.
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@KBTXRusty
So, Houston has cases of all covid variants and Abbott basically says, "good luck! fuck you." That tracks for him.
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@patriottakes
@lisadamato
Sit out front and just honk repeatedly. There's a "honk for Trump" sign. Just go nuts. For an hour. I'm sure the whole neighborhood already adores this eyesore.
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@Parkerlawyer
My ex didn't know how & I guess never considered it exists (somehow), but that's how I found out he was cheating. Funnily, I was legit looking for a page I visited recently & couldn't remember,it was my laptop, so I checked my history. Learn to do stuff or learn a lesson people🤷🏼♀️
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@nameshiv
Agreed - did he think the Indian government was making it illegal to go close to the island was just for a laugh?
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@agraybee
Other person commenting that they were upset by a prayer for Ukraine and OP was like nah that's okay to me. Ok so I think we know *which immigrants* piss him off... ☠
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@ElieNYC
I'd say watching his count *drop* would give them even more motivation to stay and see what comes of it.
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@ibupupfen
@airbagged
These are just two different flavors of basic white woman. Nothing wrong with either, but I'm just as lost as to how someone would try to pit them against each other
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@MaxLewisTV
Will there ever come a time when more info/updates on this won't make it worse? At some point it has to hit rock bottom, right?
Right?...
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@MikeSacksEsq
Only US gun laws would be like, "no, but the gun was too big to be criminal".
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@CaseyExplosion
Brilliant..
My old office had mostly glass walls. They didn't account for the nearby highway, where lots of semis & constant traffic caused so much undetectable vibrations that large 6'+ panes would regularly crack. Idk but I imagine that kind of thing would happen bc it's Tesla.
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@coulterculture
@nathan_wilsson
@DeetoriaDee
Being a part of the palate doesn't make it a British food. Yes, curries and other Indian foods are now super popular and all over in the UK. It is not UK food, that's just...not how that works.
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@AngCooperman
So what you're saying is you're happy you had the CHOICE to have him instead of being FORCED to abort because that was someone who didn't possess your uterus' opinion?
Sounds like a plan. We should let everyone do that.
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@lilgrapefruits
I was taught it's grEy in England and grAy in America. Not the best, but it made it stick.
We have a long history of spelling things differently. I can imagine it's annoying to those learning the language.
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@wimpymomdiary
She has an exciting future ahead of her as a star of JustNoMIL groups, though!
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@ask_aubry
My daughter is the most chaotic feral goblin child I've ever dealt with.
Sure my 5yr old boy does not stop moving. He's autistic and needs LOTS of sensory input, he's running until he crashes. But he's not nearly the level of work my girl is ....kids are just kids.
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@jlindy77
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@christweetsllc
Yep! Texas is one of them. Now, states set the circumstances that would allow this to happen, but like in Texas it's "this would impact the child's wellbeing" kind of BS to have grounds to sue.
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@DrJenGunter
When you spread so much misinformation NASA had to step in and debunk some of your nonsense, you should just stop. But does she? Of course not.
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@jtrebach
They're forever "harming crystals" in my head now; please thank the med student for me.
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@cooltxchick
myself) & asked to tell her parents. I think about her still, decades later. This law is placing a burden no child should or truly can carry. It's sickening.
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@CDCgov
I'd have laid low a bit longer if I was responsible for telling the American workforce, "lol good luck" this week, but this was a choice move.
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@luke_est89
@PutTurgeonInHoF
@KnowN0thing1
You tried, but equating "we are blacks for Trump" to "we are humans supporting BLM, stop f*cking killing people" is a huuuuge stretch. Plus there are POC in that pic anyways. Man, were you also taught anything from the Civil Rights Era? Some white people protested then, too. 🤔
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@DGlaucomflecken
I mean, I might've been really testy with my doctor's office who kept forgetting to schedule my tubal ligation because I really wanted it done the same year I gave birth b/c it'd cost less...super awesome system indeed.
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@notcapnamerica
You can tell it's hard to finish that video, but what she does is admirable and she's 100% correct. We do our best and it isn't always enough. 💖 It's still difficult for kids who went through hell to leave parents behind, more so when the parent keeps fighting it.
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@whoreforpixels
@Kaitlin_M_Ruiz
I 100% imagined an empanada, but it sounds almost like he wants a stand and stuff flour tortilla taco with one side sealed so you can just hold the taco on the go. Idk 🤷♀️
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@svdate
This is why Birx doesn't deserve a redemption arc. We can understand and forgive a lot, but anyone who's involved with seeing how out of control this was getting and did nothing...just doesn't deserve forgiveness.
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@awesomgider
@ConSelfOwns
She nearly died, had to relearn walking, and learned nothing/had no change of heart. I'll feel how I want to feel about that.
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@JakesMath
@DrHarryThomas
The number of times I've had to explain I'm allergic to wheat, but am not celiac...
Like I did blood draws, got the results, and wheat was on the list. Not that this has stopped me, but man the gluten free diet stuff has caused a lot of confusion!
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@cooltxchick
We cannot expect a young child to know and understand what has happened to them, either. Sometimes they do, but not always. I babysat a girl who described sexual assault, but had no idea what truly happened to her. I never saw her parents, so told my mom (I was only 12 or so 1/2
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@ask_aubry
Ooohhhh sweet summer child. Those men know an easy target when they see one and lie lie lie to get what they want. They don't want a different wife, not one bit D:
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@MALTSCHLITZMANN
Howie Mandel over here also saying the Academy Awards set off a spark of violence. Oh good, blame Will Smith for a dude attacking someone else. Sound logic.
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@ask_aubry
What to do first: let the mom know. Sure as shit won't matter if you excuse him or not, she'll take care of making sure he isn't around the literal CHILD.
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@moviemaven11
@maddow
I believe they mentioned that they'll still be archiving all of his madness since he used twitter in an official capacity. But, good, I'm so glad he's off of here at least. Baby steps.
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