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@LewisJRolfe
LR
4 months
Step 3. Signed ✍🏼 Sealed 📩 Delivered 💌 You’re welcome 👍🏼
@cheshamutdfc
Chesham United FC
4 months
YOUR GENERALS HAVE ONLY GONE AND DONE IT!!! 🏆 WE ARE SOUTHERN PREMIER SOUTH CHAMPIONS 2023/24
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@LewisJRolfe
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2 months
@HitchinTownFC Brett hasn’t even been there 6 months and he’s got a promotion under his belt 👏🏼 what a manager
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@LewisJRolfe
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3 months
What a season and what a group ❤️ 2023/24, it’s been a pleasure 👍🏼
@cheshamutdfc
Chesham United FC
3 months
Good morning Chesham fans ☀️
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@LewisJRolfe
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4 years
Taken the plunge! Future Mrs. Rolfe incoming 💍
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@LewisJRolfe
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6 years
Would like to thank everyone down @HitchinTownFC for the past 5 seasons. Sadly it is time for me to move on. However, I would like to thank to everyone who supported me at the club and wish you all the best for the future. Great club, fantastic fans and wonderful people. 💛💚
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@LewisJRolfe
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4 months
Thank you for this man @SalisburyFC
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@LewisJRolfe
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8 months
Always a pleasure ❤️
@cheshamutdfc
Chesham United FC
8 months
150 UP FOR ROLFEY 👏 Tuesday night's game v Sholing saw @LewisJRolfe bring up his 150th appearance for the club Lewis made his debut as a graduate from the Reserves side in November 2011 as a 19 year old and is now back with the club for his 3rd spell
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@LewisJRolfe
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4 months
I could get used to this
@cheshamutdfc
Chesham United FC
4 months
YOUR CHAMPIONS ARE BACK HOME
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@LewisJRolfe
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2 months
From losing 7-0 at Beaconsfield to becoming Champions together.. what a journey! It’s been an absolute pleasure to say the least! The only man I’ve met that can tell me every corner kick taker from Premier League to step 12! Will miss you mate ❤️enjoy a well earned retirement🫡
@cheshamutdfc
Chesham United FC
2 months
After 205 appearances, 11 goals and 6 seasons with the club, and after achieving promotion from all four of the Step 3 leagues, Kieran Murphy has decided to retire from football In his own words Kieran sums up his decision below 👇
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@LewisJRolfe
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4 months
19 points clear. Nothing to play for with a cigar on 🚬 what a season.
@cheshamutdfc
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@LewisJRolfe
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2 years
What a day.
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This goalkeeping stuff is so easy. I don’t know why @SamBeasant makes it look so hard. ✅Playoff confirmed ✅ Saved JD and Muzza’s job again @EoinCasey4 @jeanmalp @BradClayton79 @Jay_Gibbson @MPRIDLEY17
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@LewisJRolfe
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11 months
Great game today @SamBeasant #Rams 🐏
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@LewisJRolfe
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5 months
@HitchinTownFC @MarkBurke1967 Gutted for him that’s it’s ended on a negative run but what an innings he’s had! Gave me some of my best memories in non-league and gave me a chance when I was young. Great manager and even better person. Wish you all the best @MarkBurke1967 💚💛
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@LewisJRolfe
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2 months
Lovely to be considered but let’s be honest… if I make it in then the league really needs to have a long hard think about folding and starting again
@SouthernLeague1
The Pitching In Southern Football League
2 months
🧱DEFENDERS | Premier South - 1 of 3 🏐Tom Leggett | @SalisburyFC 🏐Lewis Rolfe | @cheshamutdfc 🏐Matt Berry-Hargreaves | @HungerfordTown 🏐Declan Rose | @PooleTownFC 🗳️24 hours to vote... #SouthernLeague | #TeamOfTheSeason
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Really appreciate everyone @cheshamutdfc who organised and put their money in the pots today for Helen and Douglas House. Over £250 raised and it will all go such a long way to help terminally ill children. Thank you ❤️
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@LewisJRolfe
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9 months
My star boy ❤️ @zakjoseph ⭐️
@cheshamutdfc
Chesham United FC
9 months
ZAK JOSEPPHHHHHH SEALS IT (3-1) (120+4)
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@LewisJRolfe
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5 months
@RicardoDGerman @cheshamutdfc Please stop claiming clean sheets. You have 10 other men running for you while you play on the last man and don’t move
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@LewisJRolfe
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9 months
Calling Kieran Murphy ‘The Accountant’ from now on - Boring and tight with his money but pops up at that time of the year when you need him most ❤️
@cheshamutdfc
Chesham United FC
9 months
KIERANNNN MMURRRPPPHHHHHYYYYYYY
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@LewisJRolfe
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6 years
@AshleyRaksu You’ve always got the hump
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@LewisJRolfe
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3 months
Posting your season highlights 2 days after you’ve been relegated 😂
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@LewisJRolfe
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7 years
Words can't describe that feeling! Fantastic effort from everyone. Massive thanks to the supporters that made the journey @HitchinTownFC
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@LewisJRolfe
LR
6 years
A pleasure to reach 250 games for @HitchinTownFC . Great fans and great club.
@HitchinTownFC
Hitchin Town FC
6 years
AWARDS - Sponsors MOTM award for Matt Spring & 250 games up for @LewisRolfe - well done to both! Thanks to sponsors @dormakaba_UKI & photographer @peter_else
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@LewisJRolfe
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4 months
@HitchinTownFC @brettdon09 3 Guarantees in life - Death, Taxes and Brett becoming Hitchin Manager at some point. 👏🏼
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@LewisJRolfe
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4 years
Some of the tweets I’m seeing shows that people need to learn to listen for longer than 2 seconds. Absolute shambles from the keyboard Politicians 😂
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@LewisJRolfe
LR
4 months
🏆
@NonLeagueCrowd
Non League Crowds
4 months
#NonLeague Steps 1-4 Roll of Honour - The 3 Confirmed #Champions - so far! Step 1 @ChesterfieldFC Step 2 - Step 3 @cheshamutdfc Step 4 @leektown A list that will almost certainly get longer this weekend!!
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@LewisJRolfe
LR
4 years
For those that are asking for the replay... this is basically it.
@cheshamutdfc
Chesham United FC
4 years
GOAL Chesham Our turn to get a bit of luck, Rolfe's cross-shot goes straight into the keepers hands but he stumbles back across his line. Lino flag goes straight up for the goal despite Harrow protests 1-2
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@LewisJRolfe
LR
2 months
Wait a minute…. He’s only ever shown me the first half of this video
@SundayChants
Sunday League Footy
2 months
When the goalkeeper is taking the piss but you have the last laugh.
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@LewisJRolfe
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4 years
This how it started vs how it’s going nonsense needs to stop.
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@LewisJRolfe
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3 years
Keep seeing people saying Non-league footballers can’t play 3 times a week with no pre-season etc. We’re not professionals and we play like donkeys with 3 legs. What makes you think pre season will help players like Eoin Casey and Steve Brown kick the ball straight?! Lets play.
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@LewisJRolfe
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5 months
@RicardoDGerman @cheshamutdfc We haven’t even finished the team talk
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@LewisJRolfe
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4 years
I've already run out of things to talk to my missus about.
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@LewisJRolfe
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5 years
I miss playing cards on the coach and shitting everyone out by going £20 blind but then saying ‘50p out of that’. What a time to be alive.
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@LewisJRolfe
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4 years
Feel like pure shit just want him back 😫
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@LewisJRolfe
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5 years
It’s been a pleasure @cambridgecityfc all the best for the rest of the season.
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@LewisJRolfe
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4 years
Macca is being his normal self in isolation.
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@LewisJRolfe
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4 years
Watching the Diego Maradona documentary. They’ve just shown the goal where he runs through the whole English team. Missus: ‘you could do that’ fuck me she’s in for a surprise when she next watches me play
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@LewisJRolfe
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2 years
Could not be happier for the boy @kanesmithler 🙌🏼 what a time to be alive ❤️
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@LewisJRolfe
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7 years
The worst I've ever felt, have to hold my hands up. One mistake has undone our hard work. Would just like to thank @HitchinTownFC 1/2
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@LewisJRolfe
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7 years
After a tough couple of weeks that result was needed! Great performance from everyone and fans were excellent! @HitchinTownFC champions!
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@LewisJRolfe
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4 years
Looks like @justMcNamara in Magaluf
@FloridaMan__
Florida Man
4 years
69-year-old Florida woman yells at passing vehicles before standing up, pulling her pants down, and urinating on a bench
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@LewisJRolfe
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4 months
@1to1Gk @cheshamutdfc £10 for being late + £5 for every 5 minutes. I make that £80 👍🏼 cheers Zakki.
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@LewisJRolfe
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6 years
Tottenham appeal to have the goal awarded to Harry Kane 😂😂😂 can their club get any more pathetic 😂😂😂😂
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@LewisJRolfe
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2 years
1 game, 1 assist. Some will say it’s only pre season but you should play as you mean to go on.
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@LewisJRolfe
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4 months
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If anyone else done what Sam Smith is doing they’d be classed as a nonce but because he identifies as a ham roll it’s ok
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@LewisJRolfe
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7 years
Most frustrating game of the season last night. Feel bad for fans but all about how we bounce back. Thanks for the support @HitchinTownFC
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@LewisJRolfe
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4 years
FENTONN!! OH JESUS CHRIST FENTON! 😂😂 this has Lord Lench written all over it
@Andrew_Heaton
Andy Heaton
4 years
Still the greatest moment in the history of the internet, ever
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@LewisJRolfe
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5 years
@HitchinTownFC @Michael_Johnss Lol where is the video of the 9 goals he conceded in training and cried about for 3 months?!
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@LewisJRolfe
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3 years
Lukaku reacts like a real man. I remember when a fan spoke about Michael Johnson’s mum once and he just stood in the centre circle and cried. He said he’d see them in the bar but skipped the shower and his car was the first one to leave the ground 😂
@Futball_Karim
Karim 🥀
3 years
Lukaku vs Ibrahimovic | What was said? Listened to the clip multiple times from 5 different broadcasts & this is what i managed to pick up 👀
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@LewisJRolfe
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4 years
Those blokes who have a footballer as their picture on here are a weird bunch aren't they?
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@LewisJRolfe
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6 years
Referees at our level seriously need to have a look at themselves. What I witnessed today is only the start!
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@LewisJRolfe
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4 years
Feels like you’ve been cheated on when you nod at a fellow cyclist and they don’t nod back.
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@LewisJRolfe
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3 years
Whether you like it or not, Reece James has been better than TAA this season and deserves to start at the Euros
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@LewisJRolfe
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4 years
If I found this bloke rumping my missus in bed, I’d clap him and tuck him in afterwards. What a human.
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@LewisJRolfe
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5 years
Ben Walster after training Thursday
@ODDSbible
ODDSbible
5 years
When you've finished your Sunday League pre-season fitness training in the 30 degree heat 😂🌊
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@LewisJRolfe
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4 years
Sam Beasant in lockdown waiting to tweet about his next clean sheet
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@LewisJRolfe
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3 years
Me playing left back today.
@rantsnbants
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@LewisJRolfe
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5 years
Already run out of things to talk to the missus about.
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@LewisJRolfe
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4 years
Hitchin -1 today. St Albans goalkeeper has got a mistake in him. Drops them in for fun. I remember sticking 9 past him once.
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@LewisJRolfe
LR
5 years
Can I have 1 min 26 seconds of my life back please?
@ebfc_tv
EBFC TV
5 years
Not your typical start to a non league game !!! @EnfieldBoroFC put 30 passes together as @brimsdown_fc decide to sit off and keep shape from kick off. @SpartanSMFL @BeautifulGame15 @thecoldend @NonLeagueCrowd @UnderThePrem @MiddlesexSports @SoccerAM
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@LewisJRolfe
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4 years
Ben Walster forever tells me he is the Non-League Van Dijk. ‘no success playing out from the back’. Can’t wait for him to tell me how easy it is 😂
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@LewisJRolfe
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2 years
The assist…
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@cheshamutdfc @SupermarineFC I think I’m going to hang the gloves up
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@LewisJRolfe
LR
4 years
If I ever do that with my son... someone shoot me. Pathetic.
@AntBai72
Anthony Bailey
4 years
Me and my son doing the #guardofhonour @LFC @kop_that @LFCTV 🔴👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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@LewisJRolfe
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3 years
Does anyone know if Micheal Johnson is back playing for St. Albans yet? I haven’t seen him post anything on Twitter, Instagram, MySpace, Bebo or LinkedIn
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@LewisJRolfe
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4 years
Imagine Steven Hawkins playing CM... that was me today. I actually think he’d have probably done a better job.
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@LewisJRolfe
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3 years
Adam Martin waiting for Ronaldo to score last night so he could call him a big time player and slander Messi’s name
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@LewisJRolfe
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7 years
@HitchinTownFC for the support. Feel privileged to be part of this team and sorry wouldn't make up for it.
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@LewisJRolfe
LR
4 years
Ben Walster has got the move he always tells me he deserves. Must be those half volleys into the goal in training saying ‘too easy’. Well done mate @1benwalster
@bateson87
bateson87
4 years
Im on my way. Relax
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@LewisJRolfe
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5 years
Ben Walster is buzzing to play RB tonight
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@LewisJRolfe
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7 years
Anyone seen @Michael_Johnss ?? Last seen throwing up and stumbling around Hitchin high street... in some terrible golf gear
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@LewisJRolfe
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4 years
If anyone can give it away as much as I did yesterday I’m prepared to give them £500 because I honestly think it can’t be done.
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@LewisJRolfe
LR
5 years
This is common behaviour 🤔 I remember a new lad trying to flick it over my head in training and he didn’t get far. I’m a proper tough guy though.
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@LewisJRolfe
LR
4 years
Right is a picture of me running down the cassiobury park hills at 10am this morning.
@TapBagPodcast
The Tap Bag Podcast
4 years
Time to give up Brandon, mate.
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@LewisJRolfe
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7 years
Not the best football game but happy to finally get 3 points. Good effort from the lads @HitchinTownFC .
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@LewisJRolfe
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4 years
Only 1 man can save us now
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@LewisJRolfe
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3 years
Reminds me of JD and Muzza when non-league football was a thing
@Magpin1
Magpin
3 years
Accurate representation of Graeme Jones and Steve Bruce today #NUFC
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@LewisJRolfe
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4 years
When we going to fuck these masks off then?
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@LewisJRolfe
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2 years
Thank the Lord they’ve done this. Hopefully that’ll make Putin realise what he’s up against
@TalkTV
Talk
2 years
Sainsbury’s has become the first UK supermarket to change the name of its chicken kiev to chicken kyiv in support of Ukraine. In an announcement on Friday, the retailer said the new packaging will be rolled out across its stores in the coming weeks.
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@LewisJRolfe
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6 years
Great coach and fully deserved! Proud to see this man doing well.
@UKCoachingBible
Coaching Bible
6 years
Former Crystal Palace U23 Coach now First Coach Dave Reddington: Talks his coaching journey, experience with all ages of the pyramid, his time with CP U23s. A good watch for aspiring coaches to see the fruits of your labour come together. Full video link in next tweet.
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@LewisJRolfe
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3 years
Kieran Murphy’s pockets when he gets home. Proper CB.
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3 years
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@FootyAccums
Footy Accumulators
3 years
Players are being urged to show their support for referees by clapping them on to the pitch. A new campaign called “Give The Ref A Hand” is being launched in grassroots football with the hope that it will also be taken up by the professional game. ( @henrywinter )
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@LewisJRolfe
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4 years
@brettdon09 Hi @GarethSouthgate , my friend Brett is an assistant cone placer at Hitchin Town FC in the Southern League Central (Step 3, Non-League). Any chance you could take his points on board? He clearly knows more than you. Thanks.
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@LewisJRolfe
LR
4 years
I’ll blow the trumpet of the best midfielder I’ve ever played with. The non league De Bruyne... Billy Adock. Hit me up for enquiries.
@amjonno
Anthony Johnson
4 years
If you’re a player whose season has just stopped and you’re a FREE AGENT and you’re looking for a club, then get your clips and show reels up on social media. If you can’t blow your own trumpet then nobody else will 👍 ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
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@LewisJRolfe
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6 years
To add to this, I’ve never seen a player bite a bloke, pretend to be a big man and then shit himself refusing to go down the tunnel with him 😂 wouldn’t even go in the bar either 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@LewisJRolfe
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5 years
Can we speak about the bird getting plated out in the background 😂
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@LewisJRolfe
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2 years
No goal - handball
@TheSunFootball
The Sun Football ⚽
2 years
This guy scored a free kick with NO LEGS! 🤯
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@LewisJRolfe
LR
5 years
Ben Walster’s reaction when the pizzas arrive after training.
@PapaPincus
MATT 🅿️
5 years
What have I just seen?
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@LewisJRolfe
LR
3 years
When I become a manager and get promoted from the Evostik leagues I’m going to post a picture like this.
@SimonJDent
Simon Dent
3 years
Absolutely love this. Whatever you’re going through, it will get better 💙😞😄👊
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@LewisJRolfe
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4 months
@cheshamutdfc Took a bobble!!
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@LewisJRolfe
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2 years
@NonLeagueFinest Went on an end of season do to Nice, France one year. Matthew Lench brought a pair of £200 shoes and left them in a room with 2 Donnelly brothers. Long story short, one of those brothers ended up taking the biggest poo I’ve ever seen, straight into it. Mr. Lench wasn’t happy.
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@LewisJRolfe
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5 years
Ben Walster celebrating his massive move to Hitchin 💛💚
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@LewisJRolfe
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3 years
Honestly… what a nation we are 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
@AmariBailey
ADHB 🇵🇸
3 years
Wembley’s a mess
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@LewisJRolfe
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6 years
She’s had pringles up her pum no one cares what she thinks anymore
@GMB
Good Morning Britain
6 years
Should parents stop hugging their kids once they hit puberty?
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@LewisJRolfe
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4 months
Me going through 1v1 today
@weirddalle
no context memes
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@LewisJRolfe
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5 years
Just fuck off
@GMB
Good Morning Britain
5 years
Should clapping be banned? @EllenCScott says theatres should swap clapping for 'jazz hands' to be more 'inclusive' to those with anxiety or sensitivity to loud sounds. What do you think? #GMB
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@LewisJRolfe
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2 years
@DeanMorgan This aged very well! Surely you must have been on the bench today 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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