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@Legend0fZeus

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@Legend0fZeus
Jordan
5 years
Someone remind me the world class manager who isn't on this list?
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ESPN FC
5 years
Jose Mourinho might be in for a shock at Spurs 👀
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Milner walking into the testimonial with his CL medal on
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@Legend0fZeus
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7 years
You call for your club's most loyal servant to be sacked every other week
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I support you, Wayne Shaw. What has football come to when a loyal club servant's sacked for a fun pie stunt? Absurd.
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@Legend0fZeus
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4 years
Anybody else feel absolutely nothing?
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@Legend0fZeus
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6 years
When they try to park the bus against Keita
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6 years
@Russo_Brothers WHAT DOES IT MEAN
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7 years
You can't bullshit a bullshitter, @FCBarcelona we created the lowball offer, molded by it. You merely adopted lowballing.
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6 years
@MirrorFootball No we aren't
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7 years
Imagine we somehow got Keita and VVD while keeping Coutinho. Will name my first born child John Henry even if it's a girl
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7 years
Jurgen Klopp has convinced Van Dijk to choose us over a guaranteed PL medal this year, a possible CL medal, and probably higher wages Brendan Rodgers used to have Gerrard call transfer targets for him Klopp is the greatest thing to happen to Liverpool in over a decade.
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@Legend0fZeus
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8 years
@BleacherReport But can he save the Warriors from blowing a 3-1 lead to the Cavs
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8 years
@DuncanCastles yeah but see the thing is Duncan, our results will turnaround and you'll still be bald
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8 years
If James Milner being in a team of the season at LB isn't the ultimate testament to Klopp's coaching abilities then i don't know what is.
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7 years
When Coutinho scores a worldie tomorrow
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5 years
“If you told me we would be 7 points clear” “If you told me we would be 4 points clear” “If you told me we would be 1 point clear” “If you told me we’d only be 2 points behind City in first”
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@Legend0fZeus
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6 years
The Holy Trinity
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6 years
Wearing my Liverpool kit walking around Boston and some random guy stopped and started singing “we’ve got Salah” ahhhhh
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5 years
There honestly could have been an entire season that featured her rule and led up to Jon killing Dany, but this lasted all of 10 minutes. Sigh.
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6 years
@BKNoahAS7 @MirrorFootball It's probably like less than 1% of the fanbase bruh
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8 years
@DeBruyneKev How hasn't this been deleted yet lmao
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@Legend0fZeus
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7 years
Throwback to when Andre Gray made the mistake of scoring against Liverpool so Liverpool Twitter dug up homophobic tweets & got him suspended
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5 years
@ rival fans telling me it’s because Klopp hasn’t been managing at the top level as long as the others on this list
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2 years
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7 years
@bigballerbrand @ZO2_ Back of the shoe looks like a damn ripoff of the Overwatch logo. L.
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2 years
@IGN It doesn’t sound anything like Game Pass actually
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6 years
Erm 1 gifted Leicester a goal that made the score 2-1 Liverpool The other cost us a Champions League trophy
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🇩🇪 @LorisKarius : “My mistakes for Liverpool will never ever be beaten.” 🇧🇷 @AlissonBecker : “Hold my beer.”
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8 years
@SportsCenter Does this dude ever stop talking
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7 years
Tomorrow the @LFC account will upload a Gerrard goal from 12 years ago
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5 years
*whispers* You can question Klopp’s decisions while also not wanting him to be sacked
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7 years
WE'LL TRACK FLIGHTS WHEN WE WANT WE'LL TRACK FLIGHTS WHEN WE WANT WE'RE JURGEN'S DESPERATE REDS AND WE'LL TRACK FLIGHTS WHEN WE WANT
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7 years
Does Lukaku have to stab someone to get a yellow or
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6 years
@ManaByte So....it'll be 4 hours long?
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6 years
@_____cult_____ Literally a Leicester staff member
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6 years
@Bungie All 12 people playing can go collect their prize
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@unlustings @DeadbyDaylight Brain damage is so sad to see in real time
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6 years
@BKNoahAS7 @MirrorFootball Again, that's 1 person who made that
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7 years
The Ev Hahahahahahahahaha
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6 years
The Earth is 4.5 billion years old and we are privileged enough to be alive at the same time as Mohamed Salah
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7 years
@BleacherReport @MaioccoNBCS So this is their excuse now? lmao
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7 years
@DeBruyneKev Still not deleted 😂😂😂
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2 years
@vincentdonofrio The King returns
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5 years
Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same.
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6 years
Love this man
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5 years
The best argument that stats mean literally fuck all sometimes, thanks for doing the leg work here Chris
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5 years
Unpopular opinion, but Mustafi is having a better season than Van Dijk Premier League stats 2018/19 Appearances SM 28 VVD 35 Tackles SM 55 VVD 34 Tackle success % SM 73% VVD 71% Interceptions SM 54 VVD 39 Headed goals SM 2 VVD 2 Mustafi cost £40m less & is a better player
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7 years
LUKAKUUUUUUUUUUU MORATAAAAAAAAA KANEEEEEEEEEE Liverpool:
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6 years
@SofieHagen And all 80,000 will be wrong
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8 years
@BleacherReport @DamonBruce Warriors were up 3-1 and lost to the Cavs
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6 years
Hey we’re in a Champion’s League final Saturday if you didn’t realize you massive fucking weirdo. But yeah let’s use the week leading up to it to criticize our captain. Why do people follow this stupid fuck
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8 years
"Describe Liverpool's 2017 in one tweet" Okay:
@AnfieldEdition
Anfield Edition
8 years
The private jet Liverpool sent to collect Mane was not able to take off and bring him back today. He will now land in the morning.
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5 years
Force Awakens wasn't this bad, Infinity War wasn't this bad. Never seen anything like this level of hype for a film. #AvengersEndgametickets
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1 year
Ngl I’d be so pissed at my parents if they didn’t at least give me like 1 million
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Pop Tingz
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Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis reveal they will donate their $275 million fortune to charity and not leave anything for their children. They say they don't want their children to become spoiled and entitled, and want them to be motivated to work hard.
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8 years
@pzf HARAMBE'S VENGEANCE
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7 years
How is Jon Flanagan still at Liverpool but Sakho was binned for a fucking fat burner wtf
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8 years
Toss a bid of £40,000,001 for Alexis in January @LFC
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@SaltagreppoD2 Probably less than 1% come on man LMAO
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7 years
@piersmorgan I'm sure she's devastated
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6 years
@chadp71 @bakermayfield @FoxSportsRadio @howaboutafresca Baker plays better with a chip on his shoulder always has, Fox Sports can keep taking shots and we'll enjoy the results
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7 years
@BleacherReport @TheSteinLine Trade Lue for a cheeseburger
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1 year
I still believe Bob Odenkirk as Saul Goodman is one of the very best castings we’ll ever see in any media
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8 years
@GNev2 Oh lighten the fuck up
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8 years
Another Liverpool player contributing for England Water is wet
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7 years
@5liveSport @Minarzouki Time to find a new job Mina
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8 years
Oh
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7 years
@GomezFirstBlock @CriticalKolo @LFC There's 2-3 more announcements to get it right on no worries
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@mull122359 @danorlovsky7 @PaulHembo Nice bro, you’re the first one I’ve ever seen make that joke on here. LOL!
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5 years
I'm getting married on Saturday, announce Coutinho as my gift @LFC
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9 years
@BleacherReport Also beat more women than all of them combined 🐸☕️
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@_ChrisBascombe Live scenes from John Henry's office
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7 years
@JamesPearceEcho James this is the news we were waiting for, thank you!!!
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5 years
I mean really did we forget about this? Fuck this guy lmao
@ESPNFC
ESPN FC
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Raheem Sterling jokes that nobody wants to see Liverpool win the Premier League 😂
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@IGN Meh, the story part is accurate but the rest is still very fun and Neomuna is cool, not as cool as they hyped but “dead” meh overreaction
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@BleacherReport Well maybe don't be awful
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@CardiffCityFC @LFC Enjoy your relegation 👋🏼
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4 years
Tweeted this 2 years ago, still feel the same #SaveDaredevil
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7 years
Never again can an Everton fan EVER bring up the Brendan Rodgers 100 million summer, they've out bantered us here
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@LFC OHHHHH YESSS THE NEWS WE WERE WAITING FOR
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Lovren in a CL final and World Cup final in 1 year. I’ve quite literally run out of superlatives to describe this man
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@RobHarris @AlexiLalas It’s really not unclear fella
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@bakermayfield @NickChubb21 One of the best most important Browns wins I’ve seen in my life, great win
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Was just reminded of Halloween Ends’ existence, one of the worst mainstream horror movies ever made
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4 years
The people trolling over Chadwick Boseman’s deaths are absolutely the lowest form of humanity, but giving them attention is exactly what they want. Don’t reply don’t screen don’t quote tweet. Let them waste away. They have no friends and are miserable pieces of shit.
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But a bunch of angry dudes with cheeto dust still on their fingers told me she's a terrible person?
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It Was All a Dream, I Used to Read Wizard Magazine
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#BrieLarson for PRESIDENT.
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@BlvckGrip You nabbed this , takin my RT back
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8 years
Prediction: Arsenal miss out on top 4, Wenger is sacked, Sanchez leaves, club enters banter status for next 5 years Remember this tweet
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