Kiwi. Specialist criminal defence lawyer. Lecturer. HUGE movie/home cinema fan. Co-host of the AWARD WINNING
@BrightSideHT
podcast. HCC AV-Holic Hall of Famer.
I can finally reveal that
#CinemaGeorge
🎬🎬🍿🍿 is featured in the May 2023 edition of Home Cinema Choice magazine! 😄
As someone that’s been a reader for decades, its awesome being inducted into the HCC AV-Holic Hall of Fame!! 😀
Thanks to
@JohnnyFocal
,
@TheCrav
!!
&
@HCCmag
I lost my Mum last Monday. She had been unwell but it was still a shock.
We’re pulling together to support each other and my Dad but it’s been tough.
My sister just found the below passage, written in my mum’s writing, at the back of her diary.
RIP my amazing Mum ❤️❤️xxx
Just got a client for breach of Comm Protection Notice. She is prohibited from trying to commit suicide or making others believe that she will. She’s in her 20s & at the charge desk cuddling 2 stuffed toys and weeping. Is this how we deal with the mentally ill now? Tragic 😥😥
Just finished
#RRR
on
@netflix
in
#CinemaGeorge
🎬🎬🍿🍿. What an exhilarating experience! Gorgeous 4K video, excellent Atmos. An engrossing trip into a genre & culture that I’d never experienced before. Highly recommended! 👍👍 Now to listen to what
@BrightSideHT
made of it! 😁😁
Today we said goodbye to my AMAZING Mum. She will be sorely missed. Amongst other things, she was my world-wide travel buddy. Sending this tweet into the ether so she can travel the world now as she did in life... RIP the BEST Mum anyone could wish for... Love you Mum ❤️❤️❤️xxx
Minor embarrassment caused. Sat in a police interview, watching body-worn footage for the first time in which, in addition to shouting various unpleasantries towards officers, client keeps shouting: ‘GET ME STEVE GEORGE!!’ Nice to feel wanted I suppose?!? 😝😝
Officers please show some restraint when apply COVID 19 powers. Just dealt with a client at Court who was accosted by officers for sitting on a bench eating biscuits. He told them to ‘take a hike’ and ended up getting arrested. This was Thursday AM. In Court this PM. DJ not happy
Dear law students, when applying for a role at a firm, if you state that one of your skills is ‘attention to detail’ then I would suggest that you don’t misspell the name of the firm 3 times, and 2 different ways, in your covering letter… 🤦♀️🤦♀️
#fellatthefirst
When you go into the office for the first time in 17 months, are cleaning your desk, and find a pen set bought for you by your Mum who passed away last November, then see the inscription underneath… That… 🥲☺️
Oh, and for the record, this is her second time in custody for the SAME THING in 2 days... Sometimes I despair at how Britain treats the mentally ill and vulnerable in our society... 👿👿
#Prey
, the action-thriller prequel to
#Predator
, notched the most viewing hours ever on Hulu in its first three days — including all TV series and movies.
Random but SERIOUS irritation. The client with young kids who says, again and again: ‘I swear on my kid’s lives I didn’t do it’ and it then transpires that he damn well DID do it. I’m not superstitious but I find it sickening... Am I alone??
Just over half way through and now got to call it a night. Busy day tomorrow!
I’m really enjoying it so far. What a spectacle! Truly exceptional 4K picture quality and Atmos audio… 👍👍
@Keir_Starmer
You do yourself NO favours with this… As an ex criminal Silk, you know only too well how impractical and inappropriate trying to bring this in would be.
Don’t you just hate it when people give themselves a birthday shoutout on Twitter? I would NEVER do a thing like that… That’s why I’m NOT mentioning the fact that it’s my birthday today! 😁😁👍👍
So much negativity around criminal law. At Mags this morning a young lawyer came up to me and said that I taught him in 2015 and that my teaching is ‘the reason that I’m doing criminal law.’ Told me that he loves this line of work and wouldn’t want to do anything else. ☺️☺️
Mentioned this before: 22 yr old client. No previous. Up for breach of non-mol. Sent text to his ex asking why she won’t speak to him. He’s autistic. Text sent 28.12.198. Arrested 29.12.18. Fully admits and apologised. 1st heading in Court TODAY! Mags asked CPS why the delay. He
To those embarking on a career of crime, can I suggest that when you return a motorhome that you’ve hired you empty all of your large stash of Class A, cash and a list of drug contacts BEFORE you return it and not the day AFTER you’ve returned it… 🤦♀️🤦♀️
Truth is stranger than fiction. Dealing with a client who refused to come off of a roof to be arrested. 2 hour standoff which required a Negotiator to come to an end. What were the demands? Helicopter? £1,000,000? Nope... A McDonalds! 🤦♀️😝
Police: ‘Your client won’t consent to his photo being taken.’
Me to client: ‘Let them take it. You’ve been arrested plenty of times & never refused before.’
Client (totally earnestly): ‘But I’m not looking my best.’
#itsafunnyoldworld
😝😝
@eliistender10
Waking up in the middle of the night to find that you don’t have to get up for hours! As opposed to waking up and the alarm being about to go off!
The public really have no idea how serious the RUI situation is. Victims, witnesses and suspects all let down by a system that punts everything into the long grass... We may never know just how serious the impact of this approach has been!
@MrMichaelSpicer
Please promise us Michael that these will keep on coming. Every speech, every time!! It’s the ONLY way to survive a Johnson Premiership!!
I work for one of the oldest law firms in the city near to where I live. Tonight a client requested that he be represented by one of the brothers after which the firm is named. I then had to explain to that both of those brothers died in the late 1800s… It’s a funny old world.
If the CPS can bring a murder charge on the back of the use of a taser, anyone still want to argue that you’ll be protected if you run a suspect on a moped over with a car? Don’t say you weren’t warned...
Happy birthday Mum! The second one since you passed. We share a birthday and it was always wonderful celebrating it together… Thinking about you today and always. ☺️☺️
My Boss is an absolute legend… Took a client back to his bail hostel to prevent him being breached. There were no buses or trains due to strikes… It was a 120 mile round trip which will NOT be paid… Bravo!! 👏 👏
I’m exhausted after a LONG weekend at the police stations.
Imagine then how AMAZING it is to receive the below, all the way from the USA, from a Twitter follower who’s stated he’s sent them but wants nothing in return! ☺️☺️
Truly, angels walk among us! 👍👍😁😁
The IMAX Enhanced version of
#DoctorStrange
on
@disneyplus
is, quite simply, STUNNING. This is some of the best steamed content, on any service, that I’ve ever seen.
Dear officers, if you wake a solicitor at 1:30am, then keep them waiting for 45 minutes for disclosure that turns out to be a couple of lines long & that barely covers the incidents about which you wish to interview, don’t be surprised if that solicitor is more than a little 😡😡
Just got back from a local station. Saw, first hand, police officers and civilian staff dealing with a VERY difficult individual with patience and compassion. Excellent policing in action 👍👍
#creditwhereitsdue
After 16 months of attending police stations remotely, being able to join an interview with two clicks of a mouse no matter where in the country the interview was taking place.
Not any longer…
Hello darkness my old friend… 😓
Client just now: ‘They’ll never prove that it was me that made the threats to my partner on the 999 call.’
Me: ‘They record the calls and during it you gave your full name and your number. They’ve also seized your phone.’
Client: ‘Oh yeah...’
Mensa membership in the post 🤦♀️
Happy Mother’s Day, Mum. It’s been over 2 years since you passed. I think about and miss you every day… I hope you keep watch and that I make you proud… ❤️❤️xxx
#MothersDay2023
Mum, it’s been a year to the day since you passed. Not a day goes by that I don’t think about you. I miss our chats, the sound of your voice and your wicked sense of humour. Hope you’re sleeping well… Until we meet again ❤️❤️xx
Well, these is NO question, this 4K transfer is EXCELLENT… I’m 50 minutes in and have already seen numerous details that I’ve never noticed before. Pics to follow later… 😁😁
@nycsouthpaw
@fkrougman
I stood right there in 1998… There’s a monument to the police that lost their lives that day but not one to the students that perished. It was a sobering experience being there…
In ANY organisation, in my experience, the coolest/kindest/most amazing people in the place are ALWAYS the cleaners. Those of us that are pathological early arrivers encounter them often and I love ‘em!! ☺️☺️
I often roll my eyes at those that grandly announce on Twitter that it’s their birthday... I wouldn’t dream of doing any such thing. So there’ll be no announcement that today (13th) is MY birthday... Oh wait... 🤦♀️🤦♀️😝
Dealt with a potentially tricky (and serious!) job last night. Credit where its due, the officer was very pleasant and efficient. Didn’t make a drama out of a crisis and then followed the attendance up with an email re the outcome within an hour of me leaving. Very good job! 👍😀
@KirstenSjovoll
Completely agree re the police. It’s not their job and they have neither the capacity nor the training to deal with it effectively beyond sticking her in a cell. I’m sure they would ALL agree! As for the outcome, she’s STILL there!
Just arrived at
#CinemaGeorge
🍿🍿🎬🎬
Love this movie and have seen it more times than is decent. Very pleased that it has the theatrical and Director’s Cut/X-Rated version on the disc… 😁😁
The 4K Kino Lorber edition of Silence of the Lambs is EXCELLENT!! The movie has NEVER looked as good as this… Perfectly resolved grain, exceptional detail levels, fantastic use of HDR. Wow!! Highly recommended… 👍👍
#CinemaGeorge
🎬🎬🍿🍿
#4K
#NeuralX
#PhysicalMedia
FINALLY got round to watching Spartacus (1960) in 4K. It’s one of those films I’ve seen bits of many times over the years but NEVER like this. What a restoration!! Both video and audio are FAR better than I could’ve hoped for... Take a look...
There can be no higher compliment that being recommended by a police officer to represent a member of their own family when they’re in need of advice and support. ☺️
Just finished a ginormous Tesco’s shop. As I returned the trolley a chap came to take the one I had just put back. ‘Take good care of her’ I said, motioning toward the trolley, ‘we’ve been through a lot together.’ Cue one very confused looking chap as I walked away... 😜😜
@PDBen1194
And then instantly nicked him for having no insurance, no licence and what I suspect is a helmet that doesn’t conform to safety standards... 😉😉😉
Happy Mother’s Day, Mum. It’s been almost 5 months since you passed. I think of you, and miss you most, in those quiet little moments of each day. RIP my amazing Mum ❤️x
Twitter has a reputation for being a cesspool & yet, isn’t it cool that it lets you show appreciation & have dialogue with those you’d never normally meet? I’ve been able to engage with numerous filmmakers & creatives on here & had them respond in turn. It’s awesome! 👍👍😁😁
Unless you are a witness or involved in the investigation (in which case you have other things you should be doing), might be best NOT to be openly speculating about an ongoing investigation. No matter how serious
#justathought
#goodadvice
#TheApprentice
Where do they get the candidates from? Is there an Agency somewhere that you can call up and just say: ‘I need 16 utter TWATS. What have you got for me?’ 🤔🤔
@BarristerSecret
Police say no dogging? No doubt they’re following all leads and hoping to get a few easy collars. Anyone caught doing it will feel ‘ruff.’
Fellow criminal lawyers: How many times can you do a fork-lift driving course? Asking in a professional capacity on behalf of someone who ALWAYS seems to be JUST about to start the course when facing a remand… 😉
Happy Mother’s Day, Mum. Much missed, every single day, since your passing in November 2020.
I try every day to do something that would make you proud… ❤️❤️xxx
@brianmoore666
Police need to be VERY careful about overreach. Public overwhelmingly on-side at the moment. That could change quickly if they stay doing this...
Nothing worse than people coming on here and trying to get attention by saying it’s their birthday today! You won’t catch ME doing that!
#howold
#dontanswerthat
To students, be a bit wary of those offering ‘free advice’ when those offering have little experience themselves. To those offering ‘advice,’ please think carefully about whether you are actually in a position to give sensible & considered guidance to possibly vulnerable people.
When you’re getting DM’s from people that’ve been targeted as a result of a lighthearted comment you made its time to delete the thread. Have done so. Let me say as I’ve said many times: 9.5/10 police officers are dedicated/sensible/hardworking people. The remaining 0.5 less so.
I’m very fortunate to have some amazing followers on here.
Despite the difficulties we’ve all faced this year, my experience on Twitter has been overwhelmingly positive.
Wishing my followers a safe and VERY Merry Christmas!! 🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄😊😊😊😊
The face of a man who’s about to spend all day doing Bar Training Course assessments in a SWELTERING teaching room… Send ice by the bucketload please! 😜😜
Just finished Bloodsport in
#CinemaGeorge
🎬🎬🍿🍿… The movie is still immune from criticism due to its sheer AWESOMENESS… 😁😁
The 4K pic quality is great!! Its bright, colourful & the HDR brings it to life. The Atmos audio is surpassingly good. Music fills the room, the
@RalphGarman
It’s truly stunning that these people take such umbrage at being asked to do something as simple as put on a mask (for a few minutes in store) in order to reduce the risk to others. Selfish, dangerous and ignorant.