This rash of Republican COVID infections is the highest evolution of the Hulk Hogan "work yourself into a shoot" tweet and to a more deserving group of jabroni marks it could not happen.
I must've seen a hundred wrestlers referred to as "innovative" because of their extra flips or tricked out suplexes or weird weapons and not a fucking one of them was as interesting offensively as William Regal.
I'd like to thank Tony Khan and AEW for proving my long held belief that roughly half of the old internet message board dorks could, given enough money, produce a better show than WWE by the simple expedient of wanting to.
@TheOGKennedy
Video store I worked at a million years ago hired an ex-stripper as asst mgr largely on the manager's admitted "hire hot women" policy. She was the best manager I ever had at that company by a mile.
Tsutaezori (under arm forward body drop): 0.6% of Ura's wins (0.01% overall rate)
It's sort of like doing a fireman's carry where you duck underneath your opponent's underhook and load their body onto your shoulders (different though because your knees can't touch).
6/9
@redditships
The fact your wife is renting out your place for porn isn't a big deal. The fact she doesn't want to talk to you about a major source of income is a VERY big deal.
Every single MMA fan of the last 20 years has heard Rogan call submissions - allegedly his area of expertise - comically wrong. If you can't extrapolate from that that this dude is *dumb as shit* I don't know how to help you.
I do not want to live in a world where Jake Paul defeats Anderson Silva in any combat sport. Not boxing, not kickboxing, not wrestling, not thumb wrestling, not pillow fighting. Nothing.
‼️ According To
@NoSmokeBoxing
, 🇺🇲 Jake Paul (5-0) will return on October 29 on Showtime Pay-Per-View against MMA Legend 🇧🇷 Anderson Silva (3-0).
#boxing
#PaulSilva
I've been a pro wrestling fan since 1983 and even I can't wrap my head around how big a fucking mark you'd have to be to trust your money to Elon goddamn Musk.
9. Financial Institution
"If done right, X would become half of the global financial system."
The vision is to create the most efficient database for the thing that is money.
Goals:
• Least amount of fraud
• Everything real time
• Seamless integration
@shutter_j
@lukeisamazing
And another by a farmer complaining about the son he sent to the city to learn to be a scribe, but all the kid does is blow all his money drinking with his friends instead of studying.
Some dumbfuck said Ric Flair didn't have any high spots and wasn't a technical wrestler and now I have to spend the afternoon and maybe the whole holiday weekend watching and clipping Flair matches. So, you're welcome.
Let's be honest, "fights held on a private island and broadcast worldwide in the middle of a global pandemic" was the ultimate endpoint we all had in mind for MMA all along.
@tapemachines
There's a world where a still-pissed-at-Vince Bret Hart was trying desperately to make TNA look legit in amazing matches with a young Samoa Joe.
@WiseWyzard
@redditships
These posts are a constant stream of "nothing makes me feel better about my relationship than stories about other people's relationships."
IDK who the worst team of all time is but the 1992/93 Mavericks were 11-71 and their two man NBA JAM team featured Derek Harper and someone named Mike Iuzullino, who I've just taken Midway's word is a real person for 30 years.
@WiseWyzard
@redditships
Jen and I talked about post-life wishes and I have explicitly told her "do whatever's easiest" because I'm fucking dead and who gives a shit?
Back in the 90s - some of you will remember this - we thought the death of kayfabe made sense because everyone knows it's fake and what's the point of pretending. Turns out the pretending is really important to making it any good.
@ScandalousMurph
"Who is this breathtakingly stupid motherfucker?" I am once again forced to ask about some blue check asshole I have never heard of spouting the dumbest shit I have ever heard with absolute confidence.
I can't believe that worked.
Also a bunch of people getting het up about how NHB was better in the 90s when we spent all of the 90s wishing we could see shit like this.
Wrestlers, its not that I don't want you to do flippy shit. It's that I want you to do flippy shit that looks good and like it hurts the opponent more than you.
Feels like everyone who watched DEAN~!!! is fantasy booking dream matches for Mad Dog Connelly - a man I had never heard of before this show - like he was 1994 Sabu. I've never seen anything like it.
Legitimately one of my all time favorite MMA fights as one of the most frightening looking men you'll ever see gets his leg torn off by a guy who looks like a middle aged shop teacher in less time than it took me to type this.