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Lee BlackBolt

@LeeCasebolt

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Amateur historian, pro wres maiar, violence aficionado, not Masahiro Chono as far as you know. He/him Also found @leecasebolt .bsky.social

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@LeeCasebolt
Lee BlackBolt
4 years
This rash of Republican COVID infections is the highest evolution of the Hulk Hogan "work yourself into a shoot" tweet and to a more deserving group of jabroni marks it could not happen.
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@LeeCasebolt
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3 years
@YABEISU @YaniqueJLambert This is mathematically correct and morally wrong.
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@LeeCasebolt
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4 months
I must've seen a hundred wrestlers referred to as "innovative" because of their extra flips or tricked out suplexes or weird weapons and not a fucking one of them was as interesting offensively as William Regal.
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my arm hurts.
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@LeeCasebolt
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2 years
@fuckyouiquit If you're going to strongarm someone, better actually have a strong arm.
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@LeeCasebolt
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1 year
No one under the age of 30 will believe this but I swear WWE used to have world class production.
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sweet jesus.
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@LeeCasebolt
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3 years
I'd like to thank Tony Khan and AEW for proving my long held belief that roughly half of the old internet message board dorks could, given enough money, produce a better show than WWE by the simple expedient of wanting to.
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@LeeCasebolt
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3 years
Goddamn, even as a 70 year old manager Jake won't hit the DDT unless it's gonna be the finish. Everyone take a note.
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@LeeCasebolt
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2 years
@TheOGKennedy Video store I worked at a million years ago hired an ex-stripper as asst mgr largely on the manager's admitted "hire hot women" policy. She was the best manager I ever had at that company by a mile.
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@LeeCasebolt
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3 years
@Patrick_Wyman Now imagine you had money on that chariot.
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@fuckyouiquit Loud Quitting
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3 years
@redditships If you tell an 18 year old kid they should have their life figured out by now, you are a bad advisor.
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3 years
@danedneymd Also there's a world of space between "I'm fine" and "I'm dead".
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5 months
I cannot overstate how *completely fucking insane* this is in a sumo context.
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Tsutaezori (under arm forward body drop): 0.6% of Ura's wins (0.01% overall rate) It's sort of like doing a fireman's carry where you duck underneath your opponent's underhook and load their body onto your shoulders (different though because your knees can't touch). 6/9
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@LeeCasebolt
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5 years
@redditships The fact your wife is renting out your place for porn isn't a big deal. The fact she doesn't want to talk to you about a major source of income is a VERY big deal.
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@LeeCasebolt
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10 months
Yes, if there's one thing the MMA establishment hates, it's a right wing asshole.
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Colby Covington believes he won rounds 3,4 and 5 against Leon Edwards, but the judges "hate me because I support Trump." #UFC296
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@LeeCasebolt
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4 years
@jeremy_shepard @McJesse Mathilda: The Professional 2. I've been screaming about this one for years.
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1 year
Every single MMA fan of the last 20 years has heard Rogan call submissions - allegedly his area of expertise - comically wrong. If you can't extrapolate from that that this dude is *dumb as shit* I don't know how to help you.
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@LeeCasebolt
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3 years
@AITA_reddit If you didn't throw her bodily out a window, you are to be commended for your restraint.
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2 years
I do not want to live in a world where Jake Paul defeats Anderson Silva in any combat sport. Not boxing, not kickboxing, not wrestling, not thumb wrestling, not pillow fighting. Nothing.
@EverythingBoxi2
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2 years
‼️ According To @NoSmokeBoxing , 🇺🇲 Jake Paul (5-0) will return on October 29 on Showtime Pay-Per-View against MMA Legend 🇧🇷 Anderson Silva (3-0). #boxing #PaulSilva
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@LeeCasebolt
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1 year
I've been a pro wrestling fan since 1983 and even I can't wrap my head around how big a fucking mark you'd have to be to trust your money to Elon goddamn Musk.
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zaimiri ✏️
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9. Financial Institution "If done right, X would become half of the global financial system." The vision is to create the most efficient database for the thing that is money. Goals: • Least amount of fraud • Everything real time • Seamless integration
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@shutter_j @lukeisamazing And another by a farmer complaining about the son he sent to the city to learn to be a scribe, but all the kid does is blow all his money drinking with his friends instead of studying.
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@LeeCasebolt
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Some dumbfuck said Ric Flair didn't have any high spots and wasn't a technical wrestler and now I have to spend the afternoon and maybe the whole holiday weekend watching and clipping Flair matches. So, you're welcome.
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3 years
@mikeduncan Big "answered by my t-shirt" energy.
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@roywoodjr @Potatoaf1 The only lie here is "borderline".
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5 years
@WiseWyzard @redditships "I don't think it's the right time to act..." reads an awful lot like "laying the groundwork for..."
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3 years
@peanut_grigio @samanthaposting @ActNormalOrElse 25 years and same. I'd completely forgotten about that part of my life and it's all coming flooding back.
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@LeeCasebolt
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5 years
@redditships It's not humanly possible to ditch this dude fast enough, but I say give it a shot.
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@ANDREWTI "We told you!" - Everyone who ever wrote for Captain Planet
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6 years
@redditships Sooner or later I'll read one of these and not immediately think "dump him and possibly run for your life" but not today.
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@janecoaston Jean Smart was on Designing Women in *1985*.
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4 years
IDK what The Old Guard is but you had me at Charlize.
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3 years
@allan_cheapshot Asked Robinson about this. Absolute hero.
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5 years
@itstimothydavis @30SecFights 3.5 If someone one-hand shoves you into the next zip code, do not run up on that person. Just take the L.
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@DontLikeNobodyy Skimmed your TL and that clocks.
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4 years
@heckingmexican @erickstevens82 Someone somewhere is insisting this is fake and that person has never worked in the service industry.
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@Grabaka_Hitman I would pay my own way to be the gong guy.
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@LeeCasebolt
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5 years
Let's be honest, "fights held on a private island and broadcast worldwide in the middle of a global pandemic" was the ultimate endpoint we all had in mind for MMA all along.
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Dana White Securing Private Island for UFC Fights, 'Fights Every Week'
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@tapemachines There's a world where a still-pissed-at-Vince Bret Hart was trying desperately to make TNA look legit in amazing matches with a young Samoa Joe.
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3 years
@pwoloss I'm with JR. "Jungle Boy" sounds dumb and "Jungle Jack Perry" sounds like a prizefighter from the 30s, which is awesome.
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4 years
@MasculineTakes Defund the police except for the ones near Tristan.
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1 year
"A fine is a price" - @jonrog1
@LaurenKGurley
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Chipotle has agreed to pay D.C. $322K to resolve allegations that it violated D.C.’s child labor laws at least ~800 times~ over the past three years.
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@WiseWyzard @redditships And also she needs to seek professional help ASAP.
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4 years
@legaladvice_txt A lot to love here but "I think my ex wife violated the prenup by arguing against it" is my favorite part.
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@dieworkwear Life wasn't simpler when you were a kid. You were simpler when you were a kid.
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1 year
@momtalksstock @dieworkwear Rich people buying a house: "I want the most garish, awful thing ever conceived by man. What do you mean by 'taste'?"
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@FakeMLGReaper1 If you haven't watched his WCW feud with Finlay yet, run don't walk to find all that.
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3 years
@BadLegalTakes Matt Walsh on your Bad Takes account is definitely cheating.
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7 years
@jbouie It's now literally impossible for a fictional character to be more over the top than actual government officials.
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2 years
@jessicashortall @AtticusGF The Fuck Your Feelings crowd sure got touchy all of a sudden.
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10 months
Count Zarynoff hits the oldest sunset flip I've ever seen on Gus Sonnenburg, 1930
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5 years
@WiseWyzard @redditships These posts are a constant stream of "nothing makes me feel better about my relationship than stories about other people's relationships."
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1 year
A thing I have learned tonight is that some people have never in their lives seen pro wrestling shot well and consequently think this stuff is good.
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@WiseWyzard @lucilleballer Shouts to Justin Long for playing the most hateable character I've seen on film in an age.
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4 years
@michaelharriot A smart man once told me that when you make your hobby your job, you lose a hobby.
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@_alexrowland @rysimmons Alex why are you stalking me at Subway?
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@seananmcguire The Princess Bride
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@BadLegalTakes Dinesh in your Bad Takes account is basically cheating.
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3 years
I would borrow money from the mob to take this bet.
@RealJakeHager
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I bet $20,000 that @GableSteveson could not take me down. Any Takers? #AEWDynamite @AEWonTNT
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11 months
Every single "walk us through the finish" is terrible except this one. This is the one good one.
@Grabaka_Hitman
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"Right here I'm thinking, fuck I gotta kill this guy. Fuck, I killed that guy." #FCS10
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"Cauliflower ear is there to protect our brains" is maybe the weirdest dumb claim I have ever heard on an MMA broadcast by any company.
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10 months
IDK who the worst team of all time is but the 1992/93 Mavericks were 11-71 and their two man NBA JAM team featured Derek Harper and someone named Mike Iuzullino, who I've just taken Midway's word is a real person for 30 years.
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Are the Pistons on pace to be the worst team EVER? Just dropped on YouTube, lock in and subscribe!
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5 years
@WiseWyzard @redditships Jen and I talked about post-life wishes and I have explicitly told her "do whatever's easiest" because I'm fucking dead and who gives a shit?
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We have failed as a culture if everyone with even a passing interest in MMA or wrestling does not know this story.
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@stndng8cnt I only recently found out about Yoji Anjo getting his shit kicked in and I really love it so much
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@nathanwpyle If you have never started a story with "you don't care about this but I'm going to tell you anyway" you are either single or about to be.
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Back in the 90s - some of you will remember this - we thought the death of kayfabe made sense because everyone knows it's fake and what's the point of pretending. Turns out the pretending is really important to making it any good.
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2 years
@lthomasnews @TSingletonSays Nobody hates athletes more than sports fans.
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@la_leere Look, from time to time we all need our Mommy.
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@TheEmilJay Ugandan orphans are the new Russian shooters.
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@LeeCasebolt
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1 year
"Cauliflower ear is there to protect our brains" is maybe the weirdest dumb claim I have ever heard on an MMA broadcast by any company.
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@allan_cheapshot @ericinsarasota Holly putting himself even vaguely in the category of Shamrock and Blackman will never not be funny.
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@MasculineTakes High test alpha bros die of preventable illnesses.
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@letsgoayo The Addams Family was on tv in 1964.
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3 years
@scalzi You'll make a "burrito" out of poutine, fried rice, and an actual tire fire, but green peppers are where you draw the line?
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@erickoenreich The legend is his promos go on forever and are terrible, and the legend is true.
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@tapemachines The weirdest part of this is finding out Doc's under 40.
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2 years
Robbie Lawler murdering some local guy at a Lion's Club in Springfield IL.
@EdwardjMMA
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2 years
What’s the best KO you’ve seen live?
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@JESnowden It's Hall of Fame not Hall of Good.
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@mikeduncan Hero of Two Dogs
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@melissasprofile @forexposure_txt Good news. 24hr access sounds like I'm living there til I'm done... however long that takes.
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@StreamGlass Would love to have a serious conversation with whoever's in charge of this where they try to explain to me why this is a good idea.
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@CounselorNachos @Popehat There isn't even a Democratic plot and we haven't heard the end of it.
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4 years
Fire cops, hire accountants.
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@Grabaka_Hitman Not just the timing but the incredible patience to follow Moraes stumbling backwards and wait til it's a killshot.
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2 years
Frank Shamrock's 1997-1999 is one of the great runs in MMA history. Absolute killing spree and basically forgotten today.
@NeoValeTudo
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2 years
#OTD in 1998 Frank Shamrock knocks out Igor Zinoviev in 22 seconds at UFC 16
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@jbouie It cannot be this hard to run a streaming service.
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@ScandalousMurph "Who is this breathtakingly stupid motherfucker?" I am once again forced to ask about some blue check asshole I have never heard of spouting the dumbest shit I have ever heard with absolute confidence.
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4 years
@Patrick_Wyman The most cursory knowledge of history should suggest not prosecuting presidents is how we got here in the first place.
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3 years
@BlaineHenryTFL So what's the purpose of the 10 count if he gets DQ'd for KOing a guy? Wouldn't the fighter on the floor just... stay there and win?
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3 years
@WlfInChpClthng @ashlie_wilk @LEBassett Sounds like not so much a problem as a relief.
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@MegMegMcGee @WiseWyzard @redditships If I ever started a sentence with "You're not skinny enough to..." I would expect and deserve to be punched in the throat.
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@Grabaka_Hitman By far the best thing Chael has ever been a part of.
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I can't believe that worked. Also a bunch of people getting het up about how NHB was better in the 90s when we spent all of the 90s wishing we could see shit like this.
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Lee BlackBolt
3 years
Wrestlers, its not that I don't want you to do flippy shit. It's that I want you to do flippy shit that looks good and like it hurts the opponent more than you.
@MengsMullet
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What a fancy way to murder somebody
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@NeolithicSheep You have not lived as a man until a woman has first insulted your fashion sense and then stolen your clothes.
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9 months
I read the filing on McMahon and I don't know how to react to that other than all of these people should be killed.
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6 months
Feels like everyone who watched DEAN~!!! is fantasy booking dream matches for Mad Dog Connelly - a man I had never heard of before this show - like he was 1994 Sabu. I've never seen anything like it.
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Legitimately one of my all time favorite MMA fights as one of the most frightening looking men you'll ever see gets his leg torn off by a guy who looks like a middle aged shop teacher in less time than it took me to type this.
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@liljurist @BurnTheBarrel I believe admiralty law would require a jury of piers.
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@WiseWyzard @redditships 100% chance he needs counseling over some deep seated trauma.
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3 years
@allan_cheapshot The best picture on the internet is Andre visiting the set of Conan the Destroyer.
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