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☕Have a Brew.☕ 🐠All hail fish🐟 The quieter you are, the more you are able to hear. I say what I mean but I don't always mean what I say.

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@NotFarLeftAtAll People over here saying she got a camel toe. Nah bruv, that's a fuckin moose knuckle 👀
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@JeremyClarkson Too patriotic Jeremy, @Keir_Starmer will throw you in the gulag for an all British meal! Be careful 😂
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@TRobinsonNewEra Notice how quick they got the riot shields out VS how quick they ran away in Leeds? That right there is a perfect example of the 2 tier policing.
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@SkyNews I think... We might have enough "refugees" Maybe send them to a closer country? Maybe an eastern country? Maybe even top it off by sending them to a Muslim majority country 🤷‍♂️
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@PlymBelv55 @InternetH0F I thought every 2 weeks was "bi-weekly" I've never heard of bi monthly referring to every 2 weeks 🤔
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@Beno_ldn Once again, the false equivalence fallacy. Nobody has an issue with immgrants who come here via legal routes and contribute to the system. Like these footballers families you speak of. The issue we have is with the daily boat arrivals of illegal immigrants that Labour have even
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@RealCrazyFight_ Imagine he had no idea they where gang signs 👀
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@_david_ho_ What's the odds that this is due to blocked drains?
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@ask_aubry Ladies, stretchmarks are your lion stripes! No one has the same, just like fingerprints. Attractive or not, to others that doesn't matter. They're yours, they're reminders of you bringing life into the world. Love them.
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@stampylongnose Where could we get a download of your world? My sons been a longtime fan of yours so would be cool to surprise him with the full map from last night's video.
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@ClimateBen Maybe stop cutting the trees down and killing off so much plant life.
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@PirateSoftware I bet all the I.T staff around the world are having a blast today 👀
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@NoContextHumans Usually anything beginning with "you absolute" I.E "you absolute spoon"
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@VeritySmith19 Uhm no, not at all. LGB weren't / arent sexualizing children, advocating to transition them, sterilising them, taking women's hospital beds, or toilets, or sports or half the crap TQ+ Are pushing on kids.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Who is this? I want to buy them a pint!
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@SkyNews So, In other words, he was a suicide bomber and died when he set off his bomb? We already knew this. No inquest was needed.
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@MissApprop Sometimes it's kind to be cruel. That applies 100% here. The fella did this man a solid! Well played.
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@ask_aubry A Biohazard, that's what it is.
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@PoliceChiefs Do something. Because if you won't, the people will. It's already starting. 🤷‍♂️
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Bolton, Manchester, England: Breaking: A large “Muslim patrol” group has mobilized today to try to attack people protesting in the “enough is enough” anti-mass migration protest. They are shouting, “Allahu akbar.”
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@JeremyClarkson Welcome to Twitter, the toxic cesspool of the internet.
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@MerseyPolice Go focus on actual crime, you know, knife wielding youth? Rapes and assaults? Stabbings and murders?
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@ClevelandPolice I'm curious, 3 questions. I'm white British. 1) If I went outside and walked down the street with a machete and called 999 on myself, stating I'm walking around with a machete, how long would it take for an officer to be on scene to arrest me? 2) what charges would I be looking
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@lowles_nick @StaffsPolice dont see you saying shit about this?
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Mobs of masked Muslims running through the streets of Stoke searching for people to attack. They run straight passed police with weapons in hand, police turn a blind eye. Let that f*cking sink in!
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@LozzaFox Astonishing. Police will lock up a young lass for saying something in her own home.. Terrorist supporters. Yeah sure let em roam the streets. Makes sense....
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@MikeHudema Repeat after me, a lie told a thousand times isn't a truth.
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@troonytoons I swear, these people are literally waking up and searching for oppression. They complain about everything!
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@l42022425 You're missing a little thing called "evidence" I see you claiming so many people have been tried & executed never with a shred of evidence or proof.
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@Artemisfornow Shit like this doesn't help either..
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They paved USHCN No. 97276, Quitman, GA. -- put up a parking lot -- which created another ghost station -- and now NOAA fabricates its temperature data.
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@NotElektroza @CreepyOrg Find you a wife that trusts you as much as this dude trusts his chair!
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@PoliceChiefs Go fuck yourselves. This is on you and your 2 teir policing!
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@Globalstats11 @PicturesFoIder If this brought you questions, wait until hear about the Cecil Hotel and the water tank 😬🤢
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@OrdinaryGamers What's the chances Apple will put limitations on "Non Apple USB C cables"
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@Karensm03757774 @NoContextBrits That's a chip sarnie. A chip buttie is whats in the pic
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@AllBiteNoBark88 This says enough for me.
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@JosephAnthonyj @Independent_ie Is there not truth in his jokes though? Wouldn't say hateful, I would argue you're saying its hateful because it offends YOU. Well get over it and grow a spine 😊 a majority of people who have seen it thought it was funny. Jokes are jokes and that's it.
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@Conservatives When was the last time you lot told a truth?
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@carolvorders That include @Keir_Starmer too? Carol?
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@SkyNews Mi5 expecting terrorist attacks in the coming days, this really a wise idea?
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@TomCapon Stop paying your rent and put it in a separate bank account and leave it in there. That shows you have intent to pay the rent when the problems are fixed. The only time cowboy landlords get off their arses is when their money stops.
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@NevilleSouthall Many many people support trans people, just not some things many of them are pushing. I.E using women's bathrooms, refuges, competing in their sports, saying children can be trans etc. Outside of those issues, you do you.
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@themarshtit "We have one tiny window left to avoid climate meltdown" You do realise, this has been proclaimed since the early 1900's right? There's a newspaper from ~1910 with very similar warning. Why hasn't it happened over the last 100 years? Why do the climate alarmists, like you, keep
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@HazelAppleyard_ This is where we really need to come together and say no to this. The banning of one app will guaranteed snowball into the banning of any and all apps, sites, forums etc that don't pass "approval" It'll be very similar to the trojan horse bill they tried to pass in the US when
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@SkyNews Makes sense, we're in a silent depression so tax us more. Yeah great, cheers lads.
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@HazelAppleyard_ OK sorry, but I'm stealing the bottom half of this meme.. It's just taken the spot of 👇
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@AmyMek Won't happen. Too many people are awake now, talking about lockdowns this quick, when there's more protest tomorrow, just shows what the agenda is.
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@gaming_petty @OrdinaryGamers Looks nothing like 5's map.
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@SkyNews Is there enough officers to do that and tackle the rest of crime ridden London?
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@AskTSA @BiaSciLab Well, no, your duty is to take care of people's belongings that have been entrusted in your care. Fine, look through if you need too, but at least teach your staff to return as found. The claiming for damaged property is a cop out, bet it's a ballache trying to get anything in
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@InternetH0F $12 for an orange? I've leave 2 on the counter and walk
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@CPSUK Why do you act quicker to convict those who say things online, than you do those who repeatedly physically assault women over the span of a few years?
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@MrMennoTweets @CllrAlexCatt @TheGreenParty I would never have imagined, 5 years ago, that we would be arguing whether men can be lesbian or not. I genuinely worry for the future of mankind, sometimes. 👀
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@MalesInDisguise Yes, men's jeans.
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@VeritySmith19 You might find that a lot of the TQ+ community actually are doing them things.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Think snowflake said the quiet part out loud again...
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@MPrepuce Challenge: Show a proof of Farage being racist.
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@SkyNews @eddieizzard What rights do trans people not have that everyone else has?
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@Pirat_Nation Had my steam acc nearly a decade. Not a single VAC ban. Why cheat? Just takes the fun out the game.
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@CambsCops Did you have a stroke? @NHSuk help them?
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@DocAhmadMalik He "slipped" And wasn't found for 5 days. Yet, from the footage, it looks like he was found less than 500m from used buildings / houses. Seems sus.
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@PolitlcsUK Sounds to me like people are beginning to get fed up of this happening to our children.
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@crim_tweets_ It's even worse that some staff have to pay to park in hospital car parks.
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@amnesty What rights do every other human have that trans people don't?
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@AndyRejoinEU @reformparty_uk Edl don't exist anymore you dick.
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@JimSatala @Morbidful No, but he was active around the time of Zodiac
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@Evie4Freedom @tanisphar @BlueJay88874765 @dinahbrand2 @Susan_E_J_USA @BlakeBlakebabee @TheFamousArtBR Used to treat medical conditions. Only. Outside of medical conditions, women don't need to use them. This doesn't fit your narrative, try something else.
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@redbulletin He's right though, Vegas weekend was nothing but cringe. The race was great don't get me wrong, but all the showness and jazz hands was just too far.
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@Markmaycott2 Read Orwell 1984 and you'll see he was 40 years early.
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@CartlandDavid Got any more pixels dude?
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@KatyMontgomerie Good. Leave kids alone. Leave them be kids. Don't need to be putting them through life altering treatments when they can't even consent for a tattoo.
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@UKLabour @Keir_Starmer I can do this all day.
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@Caronbbc @_david_ho_ So the climates getting worse but the effects are getting lesser? Got it.
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@RiceCake4200 @stampylongnose That's awesome if he does!
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@NoContextHumans I cried with laughter at this 🤣
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@LeoHickman So.. What exactly was said that is wrong, denial, half truth, or misinfo? I'll wait.
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@UKParliament Oh, right, because a fking colour is any help whatsoever? How about making an actual change? You useless traitorous bastards.
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@UTD_Merchant @SkyNews No it's not a Muslim country. Aas for multiculturalism.. Remember when BBC conducted a poll for "is multiculturalism working in the UK"? Remember the result? A resounding 95% said no. 5% said yes. It's not multiculturalism, it's an invasion. As for the system abuse, that's
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@NorthWestCop Shame you're protecting the the wrong people huh. Should be ashamed of yourselves. Your forefathers would be.
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@MaryKelly2023 @Glinner Having a daughter is the reason I've jumped into this. I never want to have her in a situation where she's in the women's toilets with biological men. Ever.
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@HazelAppleyard_ I didn't understand the bear vs man thing and why women would choose a bear. Now I do. I understand.
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@libsoftiktok Bookmarked for the next time someone says "they're not after kids"
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@TRobinsonNewEra Never really agreed with vigilantism, until now.
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@MPrepuce Hmm, can't seem to find anything in the National Front membership. Anything to back that claim?
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@Runner_RavCor Let's see a source for this claim then. If you're so sure of yourself.
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@juneslater17 Someone's trying to give Sam Smith a run for his money aren't they 😂
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@HazelAppleyard_ Beginning to feel like this is just a scare tactic now. It's gone from "anyone who was actively rioting..." to "anyone even present at the location of the riots..."
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@tigerbay43 @ClevelandPolice Doesn't answer the questions. Next.
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@kaitewelsh @LitScotland "especially the rights of trans people in the Scottish literary scene?" That's very specific.. What rights don't trans people in the Scottish literary scene, not have that every other person does, in the Scottish literary scene?
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@DarkViperAU Bro shush. He can spend his money how he so wishes. I ain't a fan of the guy in the slightest. But if he chooses to gamble, that's his choice. It doesn't concern anyone but him.
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@that1detectiv3 Thankfully you don't see much more than this. Just the city line and clouds really.
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@anon_opin Had better results using my hands and a sponge than a dishwasher. 🤷‍♂️
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@Anchovy_Pizza @lisakeb007 (don't watch if you don't like this sort of thing) But.. this is the kind of thing I was on about regarding mass production of meat. This is what makes the cost of meat so cheap for supermarkets, local butchers just can't compete.
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@nw_nicholas @ByDonkeys Nice attempt at rage bait. A quick Google shows that there's many guides / book based on body language that teach this.
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@TRobinsonNewEra Orwell really did call it, didn't he. Just 40 years early.
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@BBCBreaking Fan of fury but Ngannou won that.
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@TRobinsonNewEra Yeah cause we should believe the police, on anything?
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@metpoliceuk @TerrorismPolice @NYPDCT @rcmpgrcpolice How long has this investigation been going on for? Do you not feel that nearly a decade is long enough to have done something a long time ago?
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