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2 months
It took a lot of deeply personal insults, but I finally made it happen. I couldn't be more proud. . @RogerJStoneJr , that seditionist licentious twat waffle, finally blocked me. ❤️
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@TrumpDailyPosts Because all she has to do to win is sit back and let you self destruct.
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@ClayTravis These are the talking points you received and message you agreed to propagate?
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@CJB__86 @piersmorgan Little Chrissie got triggered.
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@garciaksr @TrumpDailyPosts When you say media you mean polling companies?
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@7Veritas4 November 6, 2024 at 9:15 in the morning.
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@ClayTravis As opposed to a grifter who has had three wives and banged a porn star right after his son's birth. Do you show your own kids the $hit you tweet?
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@TrumpDailyPosts Yawn..... This whole "if you don't elect me the world ends" routine has gotten stale.
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@GOP For those making $100mm and above. Please present all of the facts.
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@TrumpDailyPosts @realDonaldTrump Voting for Trump makes you pro-criminal by definition.
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@KingsleyCortes Did your daddy not pay enough attention to you when you were a child? Is this the reason for the incessant need for attention?
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@AshaRangappa_ If Vance got bit in the junk by a dog he would probably get off on it.
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@still_boneless Does your twitter handle mean that you are impotent?
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@TrumpDailyPosts Your "press conference" was a cascade of delusional bloviating.
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@RebekahWriter @proudgrandpa00 Ouch. Davie got owned.
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@TrumpDailyPosts MAGA cult members are too stupid to know that Trump himself tanked the bipartisan border bill.
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@piersmorgan You are such an attention seeking douche. I guess your post isn't about the Queen as much as you needed an excuse to post a picture of yourself.
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@TrumpDailyPosts @realDonaldTrump August 17, 2021 was a great day for America. President Joe Biden Awards the Congressional Medal of Honor to former President Donald Trump for his heroism in avoiding STDs during the Vietnam war.
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@yoalexrapz When you say "they attempted to..." you mean the republicans since the shooter was one?
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@JoeyMannarinoUS @OMGrisham @LauraLoomer You consider yourself a Christian and you make this type of comment? You are an attention seeking hypocrite and NOT a Catholic.
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@ZerlinaMaxwell So you chose to read those articles and then chose not to address the content but you complain about the skin color of the authors? 🤦‍♂️
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@TrumpDailyPosts @MAGAIncWarRoom @JDVance Vance wrote press releases from an office with AC in the Green Zone. 😂
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@goonerray67 @3YearLetterman @elonmusk How many SEC Championships does Arsenal have?
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@ClayTravis Hey Douchebag, I guess you missed all of breathless hyperbole Trump uses when explaining what will happen if he isn't reelected.
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@billkellerfox9 @GovTimWalz Sorry to disappoint you but I have been picked as her VP choice. She needs to secure the communist faction of each swing state.
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@SethAWeitz @BlackKnight10k Trump will attempt to change Philadelphia to Putingrad
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@RonFilipkowski Trump can't name all of his kids and wives yet he is still running.
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@MAKEMANGREAT @TrumpDailyPosts Didn't Trump skip debates in 2016 and every single debate in the 2024 primary?
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@RubinReport The Coup of Biden? 😆You Russian shill.
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@7Veritas4 What every MAGA moron believes is happening in Ohio.
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@TrumpDailyPosts @realDonaldTrump "Honey, I raw dogged a porn star. These are for you"
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@andywilson93r @AdamKinzinger @rachelvscott Comrade- You went to Clemson. Your right to insult anyone was forfeited upon admission. I am surprised you can even spell.
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@PrPatriotUS @Tim_Walz What violent rhetoric are you referring to? Care to share some examples?
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@LauraLoomer Your mental illness is really on display here.
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@TrumpDailyPosts I wonder how much Kirk paid them.
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@jakejakeny Jack- Election day is November 5th. Shoot me a DM if you need any further clarity.
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@CJB__86 @piersmorgan @taylorswift13 Chrissie- You bought into the 3 on 1 narrative simply because Trump got fact checked on baby killing and eating pets. They let him ramble and gave him much more mic time that she had.
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@TrumpDailyPosts @realDonaldTrump August 17, 2021 was a great day for America. President Joe Biden Awards the Congressional Medal of Honor to former President Donald Trump for his heroism in avoiding STDs during the Vietnam war.
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@LaCivitaC @nbc Post the exculpatory video you claim to posses.
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@RonFilipkowski I guess God didn't want to intervene to save the father who was killed in front of his family right behind Trump.
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@PrPatriotUS @TrumpDailyPosts Comrade- Next time I am in Russia let's meet for a vodka and discuss propaganda best practices.
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@itsSheraz7 @Acyn It is not a stunning revelation as it has been public knowledge since the day the Doha agreement was signed. MAGA has just done a good job misdirecting blame for the withdrawal debacle.
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@TrumpDailyPosts Two words..... Bone Spurs
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@LundThomad @TrumpDailyPosts @MAGAIncWarRoom @JDVance Vance worked in an office writing press releases in the Green Zone.
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@mtgreenee The disastrous withdrawal is 100% due to the Doha Accords which the Trump admin signed.
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@skscartoon How cute. You MAGA idiots think that he debated against the moderators because they fact checked him on Haitians eating pets. He got 5 minutes more time than Harris to lie and bloviate.
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@DaveExplains1 @3YearLetterman Spoken like someone who would willfully ignore the oath they took and actively support a seditionist.
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@FrankAmodeoJr @ClayTravis Please show any proof that what you state is true. We will all wait.
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@ZaleskiLuke @megynkelly You will also never convince MAGA that this isn't happening.
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@RogerJStoneJr @carlsson808 Fact is you are a convicted felon.
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@gods10rules @yaitsbrodie @3YearLetterman For some reason I am guessing the interest rate on your waterbed financing would be considered usury in 48 of the 50 states.
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@travisakers Klanned Karenhood is losing influence. Love it.
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@FrankAmodeoJr @ClayTravis Are you trying to get out of proving a statement of fact you made? I made no assertion as to why he was picked. You claim because he was Jewish now prove it.
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@keithkoffler @aubriespady You had an article that was so dishonestly written you received a community note. 🤣. @FoxNews must be so proud!
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@Lynda_Research @BradMossEsq Hmmm..... They stopped a thread PRIOR to a single shot being fired. You view this as a failure?
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@RonFilipkowski Its a one sentence book. All it says is "At a strip club in Budapest".
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@criscre123 @3YearLetterman @KamalaHQ Jesus was a founding father and wrote the Constitution.
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@RonFilipkowski It was at this moment Trump knew his prenup was about to be renegotiated.
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@sasha_inrussia @fatmaulgen74 @YouTube @TeamYouTube Sasha is a college dropout who has never had a paying job.
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@RonFilipkowski This is the guy who speculates on the color of his opponent.
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@Andy51472860696 @PrPatriotUS @Tim_Walz "They" painted him as a dictator. I am fairly certain Trump himself explicitly said he would be a dictator. Did you miss that?
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@TrumpDailyPosts @margommartin @realDonaldTrump Florida is one of the few states that lets convicted felons vote. 🤷‍♂️
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@KellyCloud1980 @tc5920 @emptytesticles If you put "Grayson Murray" in the X search feature it led you to a cesspool of shameless wh @res who were "just asking questions" or explicitly stating his death was from the vaccine.
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@3YearLetterman @peta Coach eats Manatee fritters after each victory.
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@TrumpDailyPosts A billion people now know you are an incoherent shithead.
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@TrumpDailyPosts November 6, 2024 at 9:15 in the morning.
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@TheDailyShow The Fake News Media says Trump can't read.
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@ctrunnals @TrumpDailyPosts I have..... at Jonestown.
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@3YearLetterman This is what happens when free speech is given unbated. This never would have happened under a Hall presidency.
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@mtgreenee Are you sure you were born a female? You look so much like a dude.
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@Moms4Liberty @TinaDescovich . @theliamnissan stated that you chardonnay swilling bigots don't like being called "The Menàge à Twàts" Which do you prefer being called, "The Menàge à Twàts" or "Klanned Karenhood"?
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@TrumpDailyPosts Trumps speeches will have "Trump" "Me" "Myself" over 1250 times per hour.
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@akafacehots @TrumpDailyPosts He has his and did nothing yet MAGA suckers still believe he is going to build a 2000 mile long wall. 😂
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@TrumpDailyPosts @realDonaldTrump With the amount of money you owe in settlements and legal fees, coupled with your advanced age should make you concerned about Social Security.
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@KellyCloud1980 @tc5920 @emptytesticles That is not how the X search feature works. 🤦‍♂️ Don't blame us normals for other scumbags leveraging the suicide of a young man to push an agenda.
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@RogerJStoneJr @carlsson808 Mentally ill? Project much?
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@DineshDSouza . @DineshDSouza You need to up your click bait game.
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@MAKEMANGREAT @TrumpDailyPosts Pretty sure she is just laying low while Trump continues to talk about electric sharks and receive endorsements from dudes with brain worms.
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@TrumpDailyPosts @TrumpWarRoom How many days went by in your administration without a press briefing? 🤦‍♂️
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@Anythingpork Don't forget that Viktor Orbán said very nice things about Trump and is his character reference.
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@gtconway3d I was gearing up for my second Presidential campaign.
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@Aku_700 @TrumpDailyPosts If it was Biden 2.0, she would lay low and let the world watch Trump self destruct.
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@trevormay23 @AjApplegoose @STLRuthie68 @JoshShapiroPA These MAGA morons appear to be willfully ignorant. You can come up the names of these judges in seconds if you just look. I guess they are snowflakes at their core and don't want their safe space violated.
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@TrumpDailyPosts @realDonaldTrump Where's Hunter? How about "Where's Melania?"
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@ThatFormerBrit @MelissaFazli @RpsAgainstTrump If you love the Constitution you must then respect the rule of law. He broke the law staging this picture.
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@ClayTravis Vance was writing press releases from an air conditioned office while in Iraq. 😂
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@ClayTravis Funny how you cut out the top of that page where it states "News Analysis" which is an opinion piece. You then play it off as "News" which you know is not true. You are full of shit and your followers, for the most part, are gullible sheep.
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@JoJoFromJerz @mtgreenee Claiming all Palestinians support Hamas is as ridiculous as claiming all Americans support Marjorie Taylor Greene.
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@mtgreenee I hope he congratulates her on her pregnancy. Looks like she is due sometime around October.
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@BradMossEsq $200 to any reporter to ask if he knows that DEI hires means Don jr, Eric and Ivanka
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@ClayTravis Bless your cute litte MAGA heart . @ClayTravis . You are an attorney so you already know the answer to this question.
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