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Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻

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Philly 4/4 🏈⚾️🏀🏒Most tweets are 4.5%ABV🍺 I'll judge you by how you park. Zero tolerance for ignorance. #HarrisWalz2024 🇺🇸🦅Trolls get instablocked🖕

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Hi, 911, I want to report a crime. Kyle Rittenhouse just murdered irony.

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Joe Biden could snort an eight ball off of Hunter's laptop while drinking a Bud Light and waving a rainbow flag in a tan suit, and I'd still vote for him. #CocaineInTheWhiteHouse

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#Ruin2020In4Words Donald Trump got re-elected

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#Trump2020NowMoreThanEver Should fuck right the fuck off!

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#ThingsMorePopularThanTrump Obama's Twitter account.

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#YoMamasSoMAGA She thinks Antifa blew up Trump's casino

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#SinceTrumpLeftOffice He still won't shut up!!!!

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#CallTheElection so I can again be proud to display the flag without people thinking I'm a Trump supporter. #TakeBackOurFlag

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#DonaldTrumpIn5Words Lindsey Graham said it best.

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#ThingsWeShouldThankTrumpFor Uniting 80 million Americans to vote against you!

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#StupidityIn4Words Voting for Donald Trump

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#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho Would take up 4 parking spaces

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#IfTwitterEndedTomorrow Following people in real life would be weird

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#FixAProblemIn4Words Always have sidewalk chalk.

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#WhyImNotVotingForTrump He wastes toilet paper

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#IfTwitterEndedTomorrow Trump would have to call everyone to whine

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#StupidityIn4Words Social gatherings during Pandemic

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#TrumpBirthdayGifts A muzzle. Although, that would be more a gift to us.

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#ThingsTrumpNeverWon The popular vote

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#IfDonaldTrumpIsReelected The US will be his 7th bankruptcy

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#SinceBidenBecamePresident My blood pressure has dropped 20 points.

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#Ruin2020In4Words Everything that Trump does

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#BeforeIFallAsleep I clear my browser history

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#OnThePandemicUpside McDonald's has plenty of time to fix the ice cream machine.

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#HistoryWillRememberTrump For never learning how to close an umbrella

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#FilmsForRepublicans The Lying King

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#DonaldTrumpIsTheTypeOfGuy That is more concerned about his ratings than the 75k+ people who have died because of his ignorance.

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#marthasmeal She ain't getting a single rib from me!

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#FoundInTheDumpster The entire Republican party

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#TrumpCommencementSpeech Surround yourself with the best people, then be sure to visit them in prison

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#WhatTriggersKaren Speaking with a non American accent

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#FiveWordsOfAdviceForTrump You shouldn't praise murderous dictators.

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#ThingsImGonnaMissAboutTrump Seeing his tax returns.... oh, wait

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#TrumpSeriesFinale He'll take credit for building the wall

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#3PopularThingsIHate Donald Trump People that like Donald Trump Donald Trump's Family

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#InCaseINeverSeeYouAgain I left the cat in the vending machine.

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#TrumpsTheKingOf Hiding his tax returns

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#WhyImVotingForJoe He can drink water with 1 hand and manage the country with the other.

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The top epidemiologist in the world got bumped in favor of the my pillow guy to speak from the White House during a pandemic #WasntOnMy2020BingoCard

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#WorthlessApologies Sorry I set your MAGA hat on fire

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There is one person responsible for the deaths of 5 people on January 6th. Donald J. Trump incited a violent mob to storm the capitol in an attempt to overthrow democracy and prevent the peaceful transfer of power. #ArrestTrumpNow

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#TrumpMath 1.8 million 3.5 million

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#SignsOfGaslighting You claim to have record crowds, despite photographic and video evidence.

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#SignsTheyAreHidingSomething You appeal to the Supreme Court to avoid showing your tax returns.

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#ThingsSeenAtATrumpRally A mentally unstable narcissist asshole

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#TheTitleOfTrumpsMemoir I'm completely full of shit

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#PerksOfMovingToCanada You don't need a beer fridge

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#WhyTrumpMightQuit He's having trouble ramping up support for reelection

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#If2020WereAHalloweenCandy Individually wrapped pieces of candy corn

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#TrumpSeriesFinale Melania leaves him to move to Canada

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#WhyImNotVotingForTrump I like Presidents that don't pay for sex, bankrupt casinos, or steal from charities

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#YoMamasSoMAGA She doesn't care how much Trump golfed because he didn't take the President salary.

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#TrumpsTheKingOf Bankrupting casinos, airlines, water, etc. Pretty much a complete failure as a "businessman"

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#MelaniasChristmasTips Spend it in Canada

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#DearPresidentTrump Can you stop embarrassing the country? Thanks,

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#In4yearsFromNow The ice cream machine at McDonald's will still be broken

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#QuestionsThatTriggerTrump When will you release your tax returns?

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#DonaldTrumpIn5Words Biggest failure in US history

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#MAGAaMovie The Fat and The Furious

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#GreatPresidentsNever Block evidence that would exonerate them.

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#SignsTheyAreHidingSomething You block witnesses and documents from an impeachment trial.

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#WhyIWearAMask So I don't look like a dumb Trump supporter

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#NeverTrustAPersonWho Won't allow evidence into an impeachment trial

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#WhyImVotingForJoe He's a functioning adult

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#ThingsYouShouldKnowBy18 Chocolate milk does not come from brown cows.

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#DonaldTrumpIsTheTypeOfGuy Who takes advice from a crackhead over a world renowned Dr.

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#AddTrumpRuinABook The Book of Moron

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#MostAnnoyingThingAboutTwitter Auto refresh as you find something you actually want to see

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#WhyImFeelingAnxious There's a madman in the White House

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#YoMamasSoMAGA She thinks Trump has big hands

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#ThingsWeShouldThankTrumpFor Letting us know there are precisely zero cases of windmill cancer in the world.

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The President of the United States encouraging people to commit a felony #WasntOnMy2020BingoCard

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#BidenHarrisIn5Words Won election by a landslide

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#WhatTrumpHasTaughtUs A career con man who is void of any morals, is a terrible choice for President.

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#SignsOfGaslighting You call everything negative about you a "hoax"

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#SignsTheyAreHidingSomething Despite saying you don't know him, you appear in multiple pictures with Lev Parnas.

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#IfObamaWereStillPOTUS We would have a pandemic response team that the President actually listened to and prepared a response, instead of playing golf.

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#RuinHalloweenIn4Words Witch stole my spot!

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Journalists: whenever Kevin McCarthy or any of the other MAGA talking heads wishing to impeach Biden for Hunter's business deals, you have a responsibility to ask why they're not investigating the $640m Jared and Ivanka made while working in the White House. #BidenImpeachment

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#BeingLiberalMeans You miss having a president who garnered the respect of other world leaders, spoke intelligently, and was committed to doing what is in the best interest of the United States.