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@erikfinman I'm old enough to remember when it was cigarettes and cigars everywhere, public and private. Weed is an improvement.
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@AntiquarianMuse @stonecold603 @lammmmpe @jinxie20232 @ScottAdamsSays Dude, taxing authorities determined assessed values, not the property owner. People who pay property taxes know this. You are a renter, correct?
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@CollinRugg Yeah right. Then he married the babysitter. Biden is a congenital liar who holds no moral absolutes that don't rise above what's best for Joe Biden.
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@3YearLetterman @Alamo @ontheborder Cinco de Mayo translated literally means "Basin of Mayonnaise" and celebrates the national condiment of Mexico. I learned this from my Mexican-American wife who got a B in Spanish in high school and so knows what she's talking about.
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@ScottAdamsSays The counterpoint is always 60+ courts found no evidence of widespread voter fraud. They never mention that none of them examined any evidence at trial they were all dismissed for technicalities such as lack of standing or lack of remedy.
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@greg16676935420 Capital gains tax is 0% for individual filers with less than $47K in taxable income, 15% for income up to $520K, and then 20% above that. Why don't you know that?
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@ShadowofEzra This is how a civil war can be won without a shot being fired. I predicted it years ago.
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@FaceTheNation @beckerdavidj This is a straight up lie. Trump was cooperating with both NARA and the FBI letting them both into Mar-A-Lago to examine documents. Trump offered them the opportunity to go through everything and take what they thought were not personal records PROVIDED that Trump's attorney was
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@Arkypatriot Why wasn't an airport director arrested at work? Doesn't make sense.
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@Travis_in_Flint The inmates are running the asylum in NYC.
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@ScottAdamsSays You mean the opposition party winning bigly until the wee hours of the morning when the incumbent rockets into the lead with a vertical line and wins by a thin margin? No I hadn't noticed.
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@LqLana Who exactly are these "Republican men". Bring some receipts or it's a lie.
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@DC_Draino Section 5 of the 14th amendment states: The Congress shall have power to enforce, by appropriate legislation, the provisions of this article. Colorado has no authority to enforce the 14th amendment. Only congress has that authority. It won't hold up.
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@AntiquarianMuse @stonecold603 @lammmmpe @jinxie20232 @ScottAdamsSays Fair market value and tax assessor value are two different things and can be wildly different.
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@greg_price11 It was going to SCOTUS eventually for a ruling. CO Supreme Court gonna get a spanking.
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@ScottAdamsSays Grok handled it nicely. Dave Explains @DaveExplains1 Who negatively impacted society more, Elon tweeting memes or Hitler? Grok @grok Oh, dear, what a question! Comparing Elon Musk tweeting memes to Hitler's actions is like comparing a papercut to a nuclear explosion. Hitler's
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@simonateba I saw it coming. I didn't know about the six month hiatus in selling shares. He probably only needs permission to use them for collateral on a margin loan like what Elon did with Tesla shares in the Twitter purchase. My understanding is that Trump attorneys can throw up
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@NikkiHaley Speak for yourself, Bird Brain. Millions, including me, want a do-over of the stolen 2020 election.
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@SarahisCensored What does "check your privilege" even mean?
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@GeorgePapa19 Inside job. This was the final fact that convinced me. It was the FIRST TIME anti-snipers have been positioned at a Trump rally since he left office. Someone knew he was coming and left an opening for him and was going to kill him AFTER he started shooting.
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@MaggieJordanACN Except he drove himself. Facts are hard especially for Orange Man Bad cultists. #TDS
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@DonaldTNews Michelle is a good man but not suited to be president.
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@EndWokeness I predicted the Putin interview would have a larger viewership than the 2024 Superbowl. He's already topped the 2023 Superbowl so I'm feeling good about the prediction right now.
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@GovKristiNoem Will the hail make shooting puppies in the gravel pit more challenging?
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@julie_kelly2 That is why Cannon appointed a special master. So the context of classified docs would be preserved.
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@ScottAdamsSays The stones were quarried. The quarries are well known.
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@Tania4D7 You can't be sworn into the office without raising your hand and repeating the oath out loud. Rules are rules.
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@kagbro88 Looks like Bush League "experts" literally and figuratively. I've come to loathe the Bush dynasty and regret voting for any of them.
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@KXAN_News No constitutional authority for that I'm afraid.
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@joma_gc Smith knew it was coming. He tried to avoid it but there are 30 million pages of classified documents in Presidential Libraries to attest to the fact that Presidential Records include classified documents and each president has lifetime access to all of his library. It's totally
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@XRPJulian @MarioNawfal Not a single thing correct in your tweet.
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@FunLovingIan @ScottAdamsSays @Mighty_MichMich Been that way in academia for most of my adult life. In the 1980's if you were a science professor and didn't bend the knee to mud-to-man evolution theory then your career was over. Now it's climate change but still no theists allowed.
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@TuckerCarlson Border Patrol Agents cutting razor wire are committing a crime: aiding human trafficking of foreign nationals into the United States. Arrest them. No one is above the law.
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@julie_kelly2 Jack Smith and Judge Chutkan should be the ones rotting in prison.
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@KristiNoem The most hateful thing in South Dakota is you, Governor. Resign.
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@1stTimeCall @ab608ba0adfc11e @MarioNawfal Not only cheaper, way fucking cheaper.
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@CollinRugg I bet there's then a way to nullify Colorado's electoral vote. If they can't follow the rules they can sit this out.
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@TheDemocrats Bullshit. It's only people returning to jobs after the pandemic. #Lies
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@ScottAdamsSays Georgia is getting into deep Bandini. Last week we heard Georgia officials tell Judge McAfee that in order to comply with defense subpoena for 148,000 mail-in outer envelope images and voter reference signatures it would take 10,000 man-hours to comply because they didn't scan
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@harrylitman The 11th Circuit Appellate Court just told Smith and Trump to submit briefs on the dismissal appeal in October. It's over. The appeal won't be heard before the election.
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@bennyjohnson Every once in a while I forget that she's still alive.
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@julie_kelly2 I think the most likely thing is SCOTUS takes it but sits on it until after the election. Historically they've been inclined to let political matters be decided by the electorate not the justice system. Delaying the prosecution gives the American people a chance to pass
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@StephaniePille7 @JoeyMannarinoUS Perfect. I want a partner who compliments my strengths and weaknesses. Loyalty is the greatest virtue. Been married 42 years and raised two daughters together.
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@OlivierLabrecq4 @GrantCardone It's called a disgorgement and no victims have to make damage claims and technically the state doesn't have to prove anyone was victimized. That said this is the first time in history a big business has been penalized without the government showing obvious victims. Banks have
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@marklevinshow Presidential immunity ruling from SCOTUS is due in June. My bet is it grants immunity to indictments brought in county courts for any acts taken during term of office. That will end GA and NY cases immediately and prevent repeats of these frivolous prosecutions in the future.
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@NEWSMAX Won't happen. If it was constitutional it would have been done long ago. When something seems obvious yet it's nowhere to be seen, there's something you don't know that's responsible for the absence. The gov't can't compel you to pay for a constitutional right.
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@miguelifornia @RonDeSantis DeSantis is a worm. A short worm in high heel cowboy boots. Disgusting caricature of a man, actually. His political career is so over.
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@chas_newport @ScottAdamsSays It's not a war when one side does not wear uniforms to distinguish combatants from civilians. Geneva Conventions are a contract establishing rules between combatants. When one side breaches a contract the contract becomes null and void.
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@DonaldTNews Edema in the hands. Symptomatic of organ failure heart, liver or kidney.
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@premium Not bad.
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@ScottAdamsSays They asked Merchan to review the evidence and he reminded them that there was no evidence.
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@GrahamAllen_1 Thomas put him on his heels in the first 30 seconds of Colorado's defense and they never recovered. Gonna be a 9-0 decision.
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@ScottAdamsSays Biden-Harris getting beat like a pair of rented mules according to polls. NYT poll from March 4th read it and weep.
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@cgleerup It's an open primary. 40% were Democrats.
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@julie_kelly2 Insight like that is solid gold. What's the process for dissolving the D.C. circuit?
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@ChuckCjmmn I trust him more than Biden or Zelensky who have betrayed the United States. Thanks for noticing.
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@Babiejas2 Poll is a year old. Cherry pick much?
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@Badged_Patriot Of all the people asked to keep the faith in the Republic it must be the most difficult for cops who're witness to the worst of American society. If you believe we're not beyond repair it'll help me believe it too. Are we beyond repair?
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@Bubblebathgirl @CollinRugg Kennedy is on the right side of the issues I care about most; stay out of wars unless US or an ally is attacked and cut the legs out from under unaccountable federal agencies (aka deep state).
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@KXAN_News Must be some kind of mistake. There hasn't been any Austin journalists in over 20 years.
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@sfmcguire79 @MZHemingway That's a whole lotta words just to say not using SAT scores in admissions was a disaster.
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@Drowlord101 @MomsPostingLs Odds of a white mother with a mixed race child being an 8 or 9: probability zero.
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@cryptopunkard @julie_kelly2 Yes. Selective prosecution violates the 14th amendment equal protection clause. Even in my limited experience in legislative and executive elected office (municipal) I was aware of it. The most common in that context is granting zoning and construction variances. If you're not
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@captainseawok @MarinaMedvin Hamas is the elected majority in Palestinian government.
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@bennyjohnson Every day I find out something else that Trump was right about. None of these wars would be happening if he'd won in 2020. When Donald J. Trump was president peace was breaking out all over the world.
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@LqLana I accept your surrender.
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@henryrodgersdc @reaganreese_ @DailyCaller She goin' down. Not in the way she's accustomed to either.
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@prince_of_fakes I'm not following the logic of it leading to an increase in reproductive sex.
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@ScottAdamsSays I recall you saying 8 years ago that Trump was going to tear a hole in the fabric of reality. Sounded hyperbolic to me at the time. I now stand corrected.
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@MilitaryCooI 12 gauge pump action shotgun. Nothing quite as chilling as hearing the distinct sound of chambering a 12 gauge.
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@Rasmussen_Poll Fulton county election fraud. Everyone figured that out at about 3AM on election night. Here we are 3.5 years later and they're still refusing court orders to produce the ballots needed to prove it. Justice is dead in Georgia.
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@ScottAdamsSays I'm dumber for having spent a couple minutes reading Khosla. Blocked.
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@SharylAttkisson @mikevolpe I learned that and more. I served in the military during the Cold War with the USSR. When we won and the USSR dissolved I expected we would treat Russia like we Japan and Germany when we defeated them; help them build a lasting democracy and welcome them into the fold of western
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@Paultx890 @elonmusk When the case is overturned on appeal will you accept that the jury made a mistake?
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@davidhogg111 Poland is a NATO ally. Ukraine is not. Sit this one out, child.
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@KXAN_News The same half can't spell "due process" and "innocent until proven guilty".
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@SirBylHolte 94% of black women voted for Hillary in 2016, 96% for Obama in 2008 and 2012, 91% for Biden in 2020. In 2024 when Biden dropped out he was polling 64% with black women. This despite a black female VP that was sure to replace him before his term was over. Maybe many of
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@jeepgirl9272 @KristiNoem It's okay for me to judge someone seeking my vote in any manner I want, right?
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@IanJaeger29 It's not Joe. He's only six inches taller than Jill. In this video when they're walking side by side he is about 10" taller. And that's with her wearing high heels.
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@julie_kelly2 It was a joy listening to it. I especially liked how quickly one of the liberal justices (not sure which one) cut her questioning short when the attorney for Trump started talking about whether J6 even qualified as in insurrection. The liberal members don't want to be forced
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@AngelaBelcamino @MomAngtrades I had an aunt who did that to hide the varicose veins on her legs.
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@JohnCornyn You lost my vote for further funding the war in Ukraine. As far replenishing weapons they're just going to be purchased with the $60B handed to Ukraine. The broken window fallacy. Money laundering for military-industrial complex.
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@gatewaypundit @Michael_D_Crow It was hidden from grand juries too. Prosecutors who hid exculpatory evidence from Grand Juries, in my opinion that should be a capital crime. They lied and ruined people lives so theirs should be ruined too.
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@Mel_Ankoly I'm no fan of Bill Maher but I'd say no too. The world doesn't owe Steve-O anything for being sober.
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@LibertyCappy At least he starts out correctly with "get rid of the second amendment". Good luck getting 38 state legislatures to ratify an amendment to revoke it.
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@MZHemingway Big Fanny Willis' case is going to collapse under the weight of the evidence that Georgia's election was indeed won by Trump.
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@w_terrence It didn't bite her. Kristi Noem failed to restrain her dog when visiting another farm. She failed to train the dog. She executed a beautiful puppy in cold blood because of Noem's failure. I have no words to describe how I feel about Noem that won't get me suspended from X.
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@premium Me walking my dog in the morning. Amazingly accurate.
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@dbenner83 @RobertKennedyJr NATO broke the agreement on expansion towards Russia. I don't break promises so I cannot support the US position on Ukraine. Russia is right. The United States reneged on its promises and I'm incensed by it. My word is my bond and my country betrayed me.
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@statesman Illegal immigrants. So the Statesman is an advocate for employing illegal immigrants. Isn't encouraging crime, in and of itself a crime?
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@ConservBrief The United States doesn't recognize Palestine as a nation so the Palestinian flag isn't technically a flag of another nation.
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@KristiNoem Shut up. Go away.
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@BillboardChris RFK Jr. supports full-term abortion on demand. Stick a fork in Kennedy, he's done.
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@The_Realest_Ish @stayingsaneusa @ScottAdamsSays Millions of non-vetted, non-white, single, military aged men, from all over the world are flooding across our southern border and disappearing into the US interior. What does "overly scared" about that consist of?
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@SeanAstin Instead of hitting the campaign trail try hitting the treadmill you fat fuck.
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@IAPolls2022 @StackStrat Outlier poll. Never heard of it. Here's the RCP averages for battleground states from yesterday. Trump wins all except 2-way in PA. 4/24/24 Trump(+-) State, 2-way, 5-way AZ +5.0 +5.7 NV +4.8 +7.5 WI +2.0 +0.4 MI +3.0 +1.9 PA -0.4 +1.6 NC +4.8 +7.0 GA +4.0 +6.3
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