Larissa '👻 geesty season 👻' Fae
@LarissaFae
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genderqueer bi+ muslim hijabi || certified adorable || certified not a karen || late 30s || she/they || twitch's premier muslim hot tub streamer ||
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y'all i'm so sorry to ask but i need serious help. my room's in the basement which has mold & me & my cats can't go back down until it's demo'd & the mold is removed & that's gonna cost $8,000
i know things are tight for everyone but any little bit helps
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@cierra_b
"people with no kids, how do you survive without servants to do miniscule tasks that you yourself are perfectly capable of doing"
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@sagistarbb
"like" is also used the same way "uh," "so," "uhm," etc are used - they're filler words/sounds that let the other person know you're still going, just gathering your thoughts
"like" is just more used by feminine people, so it gets the most hate
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@JessCluess
uhm ... anne fucking mccaffrey???
cj cherryh???
mercedes lackey???
laurel k hamilton???
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@virgoloverrr
if they're too young to be reasoned with, they're too young to understand a spanking or worse
if they're old enough to be reasoned with, REASON WITH THEM
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@NellSchreck
@rachsyme
I asked if it was her money, and she said yes, so I told her that if she likes it, it fits, and she wants it, then she should buy it and her husband couldn't say anything about it.
I saw her go up to him & very decisively say "I'm going to buy this" and I teared up a bit.
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@DaveMUnderwood
@OmarjSakr
italian jesus was commissioned by the church during the crusades bc they couldn't have their lord and savior looking like the people they were butchering
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@FrankSabbath
@USATODAY
awesome fact: jay jackson was an actual news reporter before being an actor and refuses to play anyone BUT a newscaster
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@VICEUK
joke's on them - all boobs are perfect
why don't they research breast cancer instead
or how to decrease the maternal mortality rate
something actually useful
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@nuintari
@mrianmagoo
@manicsquirrel
@flakealso
@ReverendMoose
the worst customers, too
like, i know i'm a "sinner" for working on a sunday, but one, YOU being here necessitates ME being here, two, jesus doesn't pay my bills so stop leaving me pamphlets, & three, why would i convert when my future fellow practitioners are rude assholes?
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@GYNOWORSHIP
corsets, bodice, bustiers, etc are first and foremost underwear. underwear needs to be comfortable
extreme corsetting happened, yes, but it's not the norm by far
a well-fitted corset should be EXTREMELY comfortable
source: me. i make corsets
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@sacsilo
@hotboybebop
i'm white, but i think that if white people wanna see more white characters, we should make them ourselves instead of forcing diversity on everyone else
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i'm sick & tired of being told i'm in a straight relationship when i'm w/a man & a lesbian relationship when i'm w/a woman; i'm neither straight nor lesbian ergo none of my relationships are either
bi/pan/poly people exist & the straight/gay relationship binary is a bullshit lie
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@AtlKing83
doesn't sesame street talk about homelessness & food insecurity
like, if kids can handle that, they can handle a man in a dress
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@Shanestackamil1
@naomiosaka
@cordae
and his girlfriend, 2x Grand Slam champion
@NaomiOsaka
or,
2x Grand Slam champion
@NaomiOsaka
and her rapper boyfriend,
@Cordae
i even have enough room left over to give TWO better descriptions AND snark about having room left over to give two better descriptions
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@yungtwiz_
@libertycappy
we made internment camps and forced legal citizens into them and everything
it was
it was kind of a big deal
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@squilliam1973
@DivineBeautyluv
@RealtorSteveMN
@GutterTwits
@SusannaMcCoy19
@UberFacts
serious arguments over how kfc makes their gravy are the reason i joined twitter
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@WeekendTwitr
i will believe this is fake until i die and you can't make me believe it's true
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@nuintari
@mrianmagoo
@manicsquirrel
@flakealso
@ReverendMoose
imam suhaib webb said it best - if you REALLY wanna convert people, SHOW them, don't TELL them. tip 30+% all the time & when they ask you why, tell them your faith says to be charitable. SHOW them how cool your faith is & how cool its practitioners are
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@echidnux
@MARVELOLOGY
oh no people used their real twitter handle to post on a public forum and he called them out oh noooooooooooooo
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@RespectableLaw
@EelkeSchipper
Just reading this made me tense up & get anxious. Men REALLY don't understand the lengths women go to in order to stay safe.
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@Zamalisa
@brookielove44
the paralympics pretty often have athletes that beat regular olympic records, too - they're just not counted
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@PeoplesChampXL
@jmurffff
playing video games is the only thing keeping you from cheating?
not, like, love and respect for, and devotion to, your partner?
video games?
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@AP
brb taking out a ppp loan to pay off my school loan then having the government forgive the ppp loan
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@missyindigo
you know there's enough room to credit the artist without needing a separate tweet, right
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@flamingarrow1
@VibinWoosh
@amvetsupport
@realDonaldTrump
Here's a picture for you if you're too lazy to click the link and read:
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@EdCary4
@nbcchicago
we should absolutely be encouraging others to do something like this, to the best of their ability
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@i_sayeth
@MeechMafioso
Women kept Star Trek on air.
Women organized the first Star Trek convention.
Women got NASA and real science involved in fan conventions.
A woman wrote the first sci-fi novel.
You are about ten million degrees of wrong.
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@NellSchreck
@rachsyme
Reminds me of being at a thrift store & a little old lady comes up to me w/a black dress & asks if I like it. I said yes, it looks nice. She said she's interested in buying it, but her husband wouldn't approve. I ask where she'd wear it - she said as a housedress.
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@Neebbuullaa
@Emojipedia
an emoji of a man wearing a wedding veil, didn't you read the description
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@JessCluess
anne m martin
tamora pierce
se hinton
carolyn keene
LADY FUCKING MURASAKI IN THE YEAR ONE FUCKING THOUSAND???
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@NTarnopolsky
@AP
hey what do you call camps where large amounts of people are concentrated together with no option to leave
just wondering
my concentration is shot and i camp quite recall the term
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@Michael03699112
@AOC
how dare poor people scrimp & save or even be given money to treat themselves once in a while
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@AmyNoMiddleNam3
@shannonrwatts
and if you pop out at me in the dark i'm absolutely going to mace you
the article doesn't have the alleged cell phone footage but it's HIGHLY likely that the employee was being aggressive & it was the women who were acting out of self defense
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@NgoziPreshy
@StarBede
referring to your daughters as their father's side chick is pretty disgusting
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@flamingarrow1
@VibinWoosh
@amvetsupport
@realDonaldTrump
No, you can't. It's RIGHT ON THE GOVERNMENT'S WEBSITE.
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@ConditorCancri
@punished_cait
i once had a textbook-perfect presentation of strep throat. doc called like 3-5 people over to look. he was so very impressed that i was proud of myself lol
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@EleriTMLH
@CZEdwards
can they redistribute some of the wealth, too
just a bit
nobody needs a billion or more dollars
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@DrJenGunter
i had a pilot tell us once, and i quote, "we're running a little behind but as soon as we're in the air we're gonna fly it like we stole it" and to this day i will randomly holler out WE'RE GONNA FLY IT LIKE WE STOLE IT
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@MartiiMisery
@iIoveweed
@helluhvegan
having been both 16 *and* 20, i can assure you that this is absolutely a gross, predatory relationship on your part, no matter how well you think it's turned out
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@GokuSon63792508
@cocainecross
"innocent until proven guilty" is a LEGAL TERM that ONLY APPLIES IN A COURT OF LAW, it DOES NOT APPLY TO PEOPLE'S OPINIONS
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@ycsm1n
the rapist in the video felt so bad after the fact that he tried to kill himself?
he should have tried harder
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@nuintari
@mrianmagoo
@manicsquirrel
@flakealso
@ReverendMoose
idk if i've ever converted anyone & frankly i don't care, but when servers protest how much i tip i tell them that in addition to me having worked full minimum wage WITH TIPS & barely getting by, islam says to be charitable, so take my money and stop complaining 😂😂😂
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@saltyhaesoo
i'm white, too
we're absolutely the main perpetrators of racism and violence in the us
accept it and fight back against racism and violence instead of nursing your hurt feelings
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@wingstriker
@18kst
@clippedgcds
one of my replies on lj was featured in an encyclopedia dramatica article and i'm still proud of that
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@fffwankie
THE SINGULAR "THEY" IS OLDER THAN THE SINGULAR "YOU"
THE SINGULAR "THEY" IS OLDER THAN THE SINGULAR "YOU"
THE SINGULAR "THEY" IS OLDER THAN THE SINGULAR "YOU"
*curls into a ball and sobs*
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@Nasereliver
@ShaykhAzhar
I've known plenty of women who are abused by husbands who pray regularly.
It's not indicative of good character at all, & is often used to deflect abuse allegations - "He can't be an abuser, he prays daily!"
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@0xbanana
@YousefMunayyer
one of the most reliable indicators of a future mass shooter is violence against women
society as a whole needs to start believing women about violent men & intervening earlier, more often, & with actual punishments
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@aainsleyyactual
@saskeah
for those wondering how:
1. install harness
2. let cat pretend to die
3. when cat has acclimated, install leash
4. let cat pretend to die
5. when cat has acclimated, open door & wait
6. let cat decide to go out or not
7. let cat walk *you* - cat must go at own pace
...
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@_Glintofsilver
@Chief_Yashua
this is ABSURDLY adorable
he should learn to work with modeling clay, so he doesn't have to take apart rare figurines ever again!
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@clonedana
@starg1rls
the normalization of coffee caffeine addiction - "don't talk to me until i've had my coffee" - is wild
i'm absolutely addicted to caffeine on one level or another, but damn, coffee addiction is *celebrated*
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@Noorthevirgo
"my parents treated me far worse" MAYBE BOTH OF THESE INSTANCES ARE WRONG AND SHOULDN'T BE HAPPENING?????????
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@bobo_circus
me reading the first tweet: ok that's a little weird but i can kinda see where she's coming from
me reading the second tweet: PANIC. PANIC BUTTON. 911. EMERGENCY. LET ME OUT
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@memes4days0
@PageSix
pretty sure his dad could have taught him to love and respect women, too
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@Ghimbob
@seokmytit
@cypherctrl
some cats genuinely like water, or they acclimated it to water from a young age
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@_panprika
the fact that shrek turned into a handsome human man suggests that his normal self is considered handsome by ogre standards
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@stefangies
@jk_rowling
I've been Muslim for 7 years and I haven't killed anyone. In fact, the Qur'an stresses mercy above all else.
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@hikarilie
@confusedophan
tbf life in general for the past five years has been an onion article come to life
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@HypnagogicStryx
there's one guy whining about how he doesn't see women calling it out as bad and i'm just like "dude we have to scroll through twelve of you men cheering it to find a woman speaking against it"
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@arianag95117385
@bilsnasa
no one should be on twitter bc twitter is a hellacious cesspool of a hellsite that needs to be burned to the ground and tbh that's why we like it
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@Narvus_Narwalsh
@nervouswee
@themickcooper
@matt_davies
@fesshole
you can learn anything on the internet
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@OtakuVonte
@lookitsboomi
the number of men replying & qt'ing saying this is awful is heartening, though
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