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It's odd how David Speers never raised the trillion dollar debt during the LNP's ten years in govt. 🤔🙄😐
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Imagine being so mean-spirited that you invite a young person onto national TV under the guise of celebrating a competition win but you use it to completely and utterly humiliate them instead.
That takes a special type of low life, and that low life is Peter Stefanovic.
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Teal Independents: "We're gonna stop the rorts..!!"
*"Wait, we didn't mean these rorts..."
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@UberFacts
The "gravy" that KFC use for their 'potato and gravy' is made from used deep frying oil (they would otherwise throw out) mixed with powered thickener and flavouring.
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Best line of the morning so far…
“I I don't re..."
"Just wait for the question Mr Lehrmann...!!!!”
LOL... 😄😄😄
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#lehrmann
#brucelehrmann
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My question is to Senator Reynolds, if as you claim you were unware that Brittany Higgins had been sexually assaulted, why did you call her a "lying cow?"
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How convenient, Waleed and Speers conveniently forget that Mathias Cormann said that suppressing wages growth was a deliberate feature of their economic plan.
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That moment when Anthony Albanese says "I don't think, I know.." PRICELESS....!!😆😆👏👏
#Budgetreply
#Budget2022
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No one believes a thing you're saying Josh, and BTW everyone in Melbourne hates you.
#abc730
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KABOOM! Blunden says Gladys put Maguire's proposal back on the agenda after it was removed.
#ICAC
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Why is it that whenever Peter Stefanovic interviews Pauline Hanson for her views on something he never mentions "so remember that time you went to jail as a convicted criminal...?"
I guess his opprobrium is only reserved for non-whites.
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Blink and you'll miss it. Leigh Sales spits out Labor has secured majority govt b4 quickly moving on to something more palatable
#abc730
🙄🥺😅 . .
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So Linda Reynolds' first words to Brittany were "I'm sorry these are the things women go through."
Normalising rape culture. FMD.
"If you go to the police, please keep us informed."
"IF...??"
Shouldn't they have insisted?
#BruceLehrmann
#Lehrmann
#Auspol
#BrittanyHiggins
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Do I think Scott Morrison is the worst PM ever...?
I don't think, I know.
#auspol
#FuckoffScoMo
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Jim Chalmers is running rings around David Speers despite his constant interruptions and desperate 'gotcha' attempts.
#insiders
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If Linda Reynolds was such a fragile anxiety-ridden emotional petal what TF was she doing being in charge of Australia's Military Defence Force....?? 🤔
FFS, seriously. 🙄😐
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“Having been awoken and responding to a noise at the rear of my apartment, I locked myself out in the early hours of 21 July. It was freezing and without my phone and with no prospect of getting a locksmith I went to parliament to get my spare key..."
#auspol
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So far Linda Reynolds has:
a) admitted leaking confidential govt docs to the media
b) said she was angry because Brittany dressed like Kate Middleton
c) concocted a conspiracy theory about the GG
But it was Brittany that made her look stupid somehow or something.
#auspol
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So Linda Reynolds' lawyer says it's "a sign of Brittany Higgin's hatred" that she went to Peta Credlin for some advice, but when Linda Reynolds leaked confidential information to Janet Albrechtsen at The Australian that was all perfectly fine.
Ok, got it. 🤔🙄😐
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@MikeCarlton01
@Leichhardt12
Since when did we start using the US bullshit term “patriot” in Australia? More desperate jingoistic tripe from the right wing nutjobs 🙄
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What is it with these 2 fuckwits wearing glasses to try and make themselves look intelligent. It's bullshit.
They're as thick as two planks.
#auspol
#DunkleyVotes
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Dr Collins is completely destroying Bruce Lehrmann on the witness stand - revealing lie after lie after lie.
It's marvellous...!!
#auspol
#Lehrmann
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It might just be me, but I get the distinct feeling that Linda Reynolds' defamation case is going to be as successful as Bruce Lehrmann's, Ben Robert-Smith's and Christian Porter's.
😄😄
#Auspol
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I'm confused..
Watching David Speers and Patricia Karvelas interview Jane Hume, it's like the Libs have had a massive victory in
#Dunkley
and yet the ABC's own website shows Labor ahead... 🤔
#auspol
#DunkleyVotes
#DunkleyByelection
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The Liberal Party is a SHAMBLES.
Peter Dutton, who looks like he's been mainlining ketamine, says they won't block the tax cuts.
But Sussan Ley, who looks like she's on another dimension at the best of times, says they will..!
You couldn't make this shit up. 😂
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If I was Bruce Lehrmann I’d quit while I’m behind.
At this stage, he may as well throw himself upon the mercy of the court.
His testimony is a car crash.
It’s sheer poetry 😂
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The transformation of Samantha Maiden into Gina Rinehart happened so gradually I barely noticed.
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For those playing along at home, it's perhaps worth remembering that Bruce launched the trial that's just found him guilty of raping Brittany Higgins.
#Auspol
#BruceLehrmann
#Lehrmann
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Bruce Lehrmann about to learn the dildo of consequences seldom arrives lubed.
#lehrmann
#auspol
#Channel10
Channel 10 has been granted leave to re-open the Lehrmann's defamation case and produce the new evidence. Game on! Back in court tomorrow.
#auspol
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JUST IN: Sussan Ley in wake of Dunkley by-election defeat say Peter Dutton's leadership is assured.
"Peter Dutton is my leader and I'm ambitious for him," she said.
#Insiders
#auspol
#Libspill
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@implausibleblog
Wait, this is the same guy who said people should inject bleach as a cure for Covid right...?
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Seems like a reasonable conclusion:
“whatever damage Senator Reynolds says she suffered in 2021 "can have nothing to do with" Ms Higgins's posts made two years later, in 2023.
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Question from Steve Whybrow to Brittany Higgins:
"You said you found the box of chocolates in the kitchen."
"How many chocolates did you eat...??"
Yes, this is where we are.
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I wonder if
@PeterDutton_MP
realises there is no way in Hell he'll be leading the Coalition at the Federal Election next year. 🤔
He's unelectable.
#LibSpill
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Fiona Brown admits Linda Reynolds' office was cleaned on the Saturday (the same day as the 'alleged' rape) as well as the following Monday, but we're meant to believe there was 'no cover up.' Right. 🙄🤔😐
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BREAKING: Former PM John Howard greeted by well-wishers as he arrives at Frankston to campaign for Liberal candidate Nathan Conroy.
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#DunkleyVotes
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#Dunkley
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It's worth remembering at this point, that Peter Dutton doesn't believe Brittany Higgins and reckons it's just a matter of "he said/she said".
#BruceLehrmann
#Lehrmann
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@mjrowland68
Leigh Sales to Tanya Plibersek as Labor wins Federal Election:
“Where did it all go wrong for Labor?”
Michael Rowland to Dan Andrews on eve of State Election:
“Voters are waiting with baseball bats”.
And anything Lisa Millar says is from an anti Labor viewpoint.
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The fact that the lipreader can understand Whybrow's questions and respond appropriately suggests he's pretty good at the whole lipreading thing does it not... 🤔
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Now that Stuart Ayres is blaming his staff for everything it might be worth reminding him that he's under oath.
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@KosSamaras
Dan spoke to his constituents as if they were adults. Meanwhile this guy was busy gaslighting the country telling us he was off to the footy and it "wasn't a race".
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People who are stockpiling toilet paper have their priorities all wrong...
#panicbuy
#toiletpapergate
#toiletpaper
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What sort of meth-heads voted for Erica Betz thinking "yes, this bloke has the answers to all my problems.." 🤔
I mean, what the actual fuck....??? 🙄😐😕
#auspol
#TasmaniaVotes
#tasvotes
#Tasmania
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@SusannaMcCoy19
@UberFacts
Err, not quite. The fat (oil) is mostly removed when you make gravy at home so that you are left with the juices of the meat from the pan to make gravy.
KFC gravy is just used oil enhanced with powered thickener, colours and artificial flavouring.
It's fkn disgusting.
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The Bookies reckon Shorten one the debate...
Odds before the debate:
Labor: $1.25
LNP: $4.00
After the debate:
Labor: $1.19
LNP: $4.25
*Sportsbet
#Auspol
#ausvotes
#npc
#leadersdebate
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@MikeCarlton01
We all know the real Scott Morrison:
“A hypocrite and a liar".
~ Barnaby Joyce
"A horrible, horrible person...
A fraud and a complete psycho."
~ Gladys Berejiklian
"A reputation for telling lies."
~ Malcolm Turnbull
"I don't think, I know."
~ Emmanuel Macron
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Dr Collins: "Mr Lehrmann has given no believable account of what he was doing during those 40 minutes."
#BruceLehrmann
#Lehrmann
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Bruce's mum is screwing up her face as Sue Chrysanthou reels off a list of Lehrmann's lies..
#BruceLehrmann
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Pretty fkn clear the only reason Gladys is doing this presser is to neutralise Chris Minns. If he hadn't scheduled an 11:00am presser she'd be nowhere to be seen. 🤔🙄😐
#auspol
#COVID19nsw
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@MikeCarlton01
@smh
@crikey_news
The day it all turned to shit for Fairfax coincides with when Channel 9 bought it, oddly enough.
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BREAKING: Bill Shorten has won more consecutive
#Newspolls
as Opposition Leader than any other MP in living memory. (Not that you'd know it from the coverage in the mainstream media)
#qt
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@michellegrattan
@ConversationEDU
Wait, the Ziggy Switkowski who ran Telstra into the ground and helped Kodak to go bankrupt, that Ziggy Switkowski...?
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Whybrow says there's no way of testing whether the lipreader's interpretation of the video is correct. Well they could just ask Bruce - he's sitting right there in the room.
#BruceLehrmann
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The modestly talented Craig McLachlan is so far up himself he believes his own bullshit and so does Channel 7 by all accounts.
#CraigMclachlan
#Spotlight
#7spotlight
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BREAKING: And now we cross live to Scott Morrison who says Matthew Guy's election defeat was down to State based issues and not a reflection on the Federal Govt...
#VicVotes2018
#VicElection2018
[Bringing you news b4 it actually happens..]
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In the interests of openness and transparency, Gladys Berejiklian has cancelled all future pressers as Covid deaths and cases are predicted to skyrocket.
If this was Dan Andrews, you'd hear the media outrage from space.
#auspol
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It's hilarious to see Fatima Payman claim "she is being silenced" when she's been on the front page of every national newspaper and national TV for over a week now... 🙄
I mean, fvck me fkn dead, that's Priceless...!!
😂😂😂
#Auspol
#Insiders
#ABCInsiders
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@AdamBandt
Why should childless singles and couples subsidise those who choose to have children?
I'd quite like a Cavoodle.
Will taxpayers subsidise that too...??
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@lesstenny
FMD. I was wondering what happened to Karen from Brighton. Turns out she got a job at Wilson Parking. 🙄
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@mjrowland68
In case you missed it Michael, the public broadcaster is owned by the public who are entitled to voice an opinion.
People voicing their concern about Lisa Millar’s blatant anti-Labor bias does not equate to bullying it’s simply stating a fact.
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@MikeCarlton01
Wasn't Pauline moving to the UK because she had a "gutful" of political correctness...? I'm pretty sure I read that somewhere a while back.
I guess they refused her a visa. 😄
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Blimey, Brucey boy is changing his story from the evidence he gave only yesterday.. 🙄😅
He can't lie straight in bed.
#Lehrmann
#BruceLehrmann
#auspol
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@DiPw122
You are meant to taper off them extremely gradually, otherwise the physical and psychological withdrawal can be unbearable. Seek professional medical advice BEFORE attempting to do this.
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On the issue of Scott Morrison and "anti Muslim sentiment" who do you believe? (please RT for larger sample)
#auspol
Scott Morrison
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@colonelhogans
Those poor kids. Imagine how damaged they're going to be after this.. The trauma must be horrendous.
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This is hilarious! Samantha Maiden and Speers desperately trying to shoot the massive swing against the Liberals in SA as purely state issues.
#insiders
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Remember when Greg Hunt wee'd his pants squealing "the eagle has landed" when the vaccine arrived in Australia.
That was a month and half ago.
#WheresTheVaccine
#auspol
#WheresTheVaccineScott
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