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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
7 months
In a single breath. MC Oluomo IBD Dende Kunle Poly 1805 Hushpuppi 🤣🤣
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@flygodT
We$t
7 months
If you be criminal & Baddo never hail you for song, there’s a chance you’ll feel less than enough
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@Laolu______
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@Mizshewa @richiesxn No, that's not how it works. If you promised to repay on a specific date and you can't meet up, inform them a lot earlier about the new development, and find a plan to help you repay at a realistic time. That way, there will be no bad blood. Don't start acting like there's beef
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@Laolu______
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2 years
@kamsy_any Give her belle and do pàjáwìrì wedding >>>
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@Laolu______
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2 years
@Ayo_Goodluck__ @InnocentZikky Your own no fit reach 16m as you don bleach am get 2 colors
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
1 year
@_Chullo Ben Hundeyin will defend them now and investigate for a month
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
3 years
@Ayam_spice @MadridXtra @polomarca How did you miss all three spellings 💀
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@Laolu______
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2 years
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@justfaahedah Eniba ṣé snap ninu "wuba," ọjọ́ tó bá wọ danfo, ko gbọ́dọ̀ gbé camera lè 🐐
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
3 years
@iamoluwatosin_A @Letter_to_Jack Lmao. I think say na only me see am. His handler is actively running crypto and using twitter for vpn 😂
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@NifesiCash @ella_innoh Na stammerer write this one 😂
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@Yemihazan Egbeda, Akowonjo, Iyana dopemu axis is actually a very good place on the mainland, especially for people who don't work on the island. Easy access to Ikeja and Oshodi, can also link agege to berger easily. Good roads, good power supply. But hey, trenches 🤷‍♀️
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@SavvyRinu Aren't they killing evidence? If he's interrogated, he'll provide the remaining 6. Something is fishy
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@Oluwafeyisayo7 @directordiji Listen carefully and don't be in a hurry to speak, 1 or 2 seconds can easily help you figure out how best to phrase your answer. Also, see them as the human they are, and don't be afraid of them. Talk like you're having a casual chat.
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@khanofkhans11_ In the end, men and women aren't equal.
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@SavvyRinu Profiling isn't wrong, but extortion is wrong. If you profile someone and you ask necessary questions and nothing implicates them, no need to search their phones, let them go. Zero correlation here. Clutching at straws
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@Adesaka_ @ArowojoluTolu @JoycyGold Saturday, 17th July must be last year. So, maybe they married a year later.
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
3 years
@IwuohaNoel @MrOdanz And they are blood sisters. Odanz asked valid questions
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
7 months
P.S: 1805 hasn’t been involved in any criminal controversy. Mo kan ko egbon yen mo rouger ni. Apologies 🙏
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@_bellosamuel That's why when you tweet, "how can I start affiliate marketing" Like 15 people go rush DM you. They are all looking for downlines. Laise MMM 😂
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
3 years
@AchanyaV @Egi_nupe_ Witness, not defendant or plaintiff
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
1 year
@Wizarab10 Also, women are more observant than you think. Even if you don’t show off your new financial status, there’s an aura confidence that comes with money that you lost when you crumbled. She knows you are back, and could have done her research.
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
3 months
It’s clearly not for the money. The 11k fit be something as petty as uber fee. Today you people will bash prostitution, tomorrow you will say the woman isn’t collecting enough money.
@ManLikeIcey
OTUNBA
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Flying from UK to Nigeria to see a married man who gives you N11,000 is insane
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@Elkrosmediahub If anything, Soludo's thread only proved that Obi's candidacy under the Labour Party isn't an igbo/biafra agenda as commonly purported. He's not contesting for Igbo President, but Nigeria's president. Another own goal in favour of P.O.
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@_bellosamuel Lol. An affiliate marketing platform where the best selling product (72IG) is the one that you sell to intending affiliates. Intending affiliates cannot start without buying the course, so existing affiliates are looking to sell 72IG to them Multi level marketing (MLM) pro max
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@Laolu______
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
3 years
Kuda ruined Kuda. They will regret their actions.
@oluwalanaire
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CBN just ruined Kuda business. People are leaving in droves. They're gonna regret this.
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@societalm9nac9 @Mizshewa @richiesxn Some people are just irresponsible and they probably don't have plans to repay in the first place. Humans wicked
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
Love Brymo's Oso. By far his best art.
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@kapua_tony @TissyCharles Lmao tbh, man's probably Just trying his best to stay in touch and allow her rant to him and vent etc. 😂
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
4 years
@___Amarah @Seyi__ @Dahveydson Lmao banter must go round. Rest ma
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@JckMent @originalBNV Yeah. Exchange makes money whether people are buying or selling. Crypto will always dip and rise
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
3 years
@Letter_to_Jack Ogun State ghost governor will rather chew belt.
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@Esteembehemoth Notice how the spirit of God says "if you allow..." God doesn't write the future, He only gives you free will to choose right. Dear Christian, you cannot pray in place of voting.
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
1 year
@SheunAdeola Lol. This one is normal. Only few people will show up. Lost my dad at 17, just before gaining Uni admission and most of the people saying he was this and that just ghosted. I don’t blame them tho, everybody get their own life battles.
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@SamsonOke10 @Tunde_OD The way his hands were tied 😂
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
1 year
@Morris_Monye Latent heat of fusion. M C delta theta, calorimeter 🤣 Physics was always sweet until it got to the imaginary nano ones
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@kqweein @Ibrokolet That's none of our business. How he dressed isn't a traffic offence.
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
3 years
@DenzelAutos @AimThaMachine_ Don't mind them. Few days ago, all their girlfriends didn't know the meaning of felony, but a 50/60 year old man who didn't know the meaning of URL is their focus.
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@Bruvee @4dimension_h @Didicodes When does he want to begin his own life? Because he has to work hard enough to pull himself up, then at least 2 more siblings, so that they can take care of the remaining 6. At what point does his own life begin? It's not a good place to be at all.
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@Elkrosmediahub Very valid. Paid or free, you would still have supported Atiku over Buhari in 2019. Any reasonable person should. It shouldn't even be a point of "dragging"
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@Wizarab10 I don't understand how they are making it look cute. They probably have one iPhone 11 series phone but want to get the latest, and the man said that they have enough apple products. Men who work hard for their money hate needless, uncalculated spending, and the mum indulged 'em
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@amarachhhiii @yo_iamangel @DiceyPrince_ This thing is somehow lol. What if you had been displaying crazily while asleep, distracting her while reading, and then she was staring out of confusion/curiosity? Because I've been in bed with someone acting weird in bed; l observed, then woke her to ask if there was a problem
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@iamnasboi Original joke. I wan laugh die that year 😂
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
3 years
@uncensoredtalkr @moyo_peperempe @aproko_doctor The generalization is necessary. If you have 10 good oranges in a basket of 100. Then you have a basket of bad oranges.
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
9 months
@BloodyLFC @Wizebaba Sounds like a joke, but it’s very valid. Having someone to share life’s burden with makes it all easier.
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
9 months
@Adxyinka You no de stop to de cook. My idolo ❤️😂
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@OnIyOneOfme @Onflood_ 🤣🤣🤣 Talent hunter wtf 😭
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
1 year
@__kunta_ @duketakesoff If it's clear, the meme isn't a banger 😂
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@Princemoye1 If a police officer is assaulting a citizen, can they act in self defence? Gray areas?
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
3 years
@Fredcruise07 @aproko_doctor Lmao the exact reason why I watched 😂. But it's far from that
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
7 months
@OTFLaozee And those fuji guys. E too funny 😂
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
4 years
@_adeniyiS @binjoadeniran Ipaja light don improve sha. Be like this bros don use like 10 years for jand
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
4 years
@AfroBukks @lucidnoa Lmao. This is the most important. Can't take 2 Ls
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
4 months
@Woulk3r Because he can speak fancy English. People are too impressionable
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
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@YorubaBoyMedia @Nsukka_okpa Raise am raise am omo iya mi 😂😂
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@Laolu______
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
1 year
@j_asikpo @instablog9ja The point is, the Government won’t have to pay 200m (annually) to inexistent staff anymore. It can be infused elsewhere, or better still the budget for coming year can be reduced
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
1 year
@Wizarab10 He loves you enough to “be your pillar.” But love & commitment are two different things. Guess he never formally asked you out & he’s grown tired of the situationship. Appreciate the good times & move on. P.S: If you offered similar value to him, he won’t find it easy to let go
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
1 year
@Sikowitz17 You no offer to de help am iron shirt? 😑
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
4 years
@braTapoli_gH @Ek_ristine @kebio1 @Toffy__ And they cry gender inequality like the better side of the inequality isn't titled to them loool. So ironical
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@_bellosamuel I hope you people learn, and get actual skills and stop looking for quick money. Affiliate marketing is lucrative and you can be an affiliate marketer without any platform. However, expertnaire is a scam.
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@urchilla01 A gun is even easily noticeable. They plant bullets, drugs and a lot more that you won't see easily and give info ahead. If you encounter them and you're not sure. Change route.
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@Ade_yinkar @nimatstarr @Darthcoal Around 11am - 2pm. Twice now na only me and my madam watch the movie
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
10 months
Oga mi, you no de fok?
@hackSultan
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a little.
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
1 year
Since no one has mentioned it. This is genius Infusing comedy to discuss looting, societal ills, and government parastatals inefficiency and corruption.
@official_Dezny
Dezny⭐
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Population Census🧮 PART 1
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
Lmao. Twitter is the gift that keeps giving.
@RealSeunKuti
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I wan thank Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu for bringing dis change, Aluta Continua
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
3 years
Nigerians angry at this girl's personal choice like she's the cause of their problems
@Naija_PR
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I don't want to have children — Angel, BBNaija
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@Laolu______
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4 years
@vee___14 @seunonigbinde @IamTimmycoal Lmao sadly. They do it for each other. Guest pastors will come and raise money in a church and leave with a fat pocket. Your pastor too will repay the honours
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@Laolu______
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1 year
@MrMekzy_ I heard of someone that they planted a bullet in his car too.
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Olaoluwa
2 years
@Renegbuya @fimiletoks Even moses that wrote the book of Genesis married two wives. Seems like someone else needs to attend Sunday school.
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
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You’re playing victim when people’s lives are literally at stake because of your choices. Piss off man
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That this is coming from a lawyer says a lot about what that group can do to you. Good morning!
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@tiana_okposin @Ssaasquatch @sisikunmi ...gets tempted to buy it (as he believes it's an asset in demand, which he can easily sell). In the end, the asset is dumped on him, and he's left with his d!ck in his hands.
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
1 year
@OrlandoNnaoma Double entrende
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
4 years
Seyi Makinde gets the basics of Governance right. Help entrepreneurship. Focus on capitalism. Help businesses and the economy will be right. When people aren't hungry, every other thing will go on smoothly.
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
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@EzugwuUgochukw2 @DAMIADENUGA I don’t know why people are acting surprised. All Cubana family and even the likes of E-money are all APC boys
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@EkunFuggi @BrymOlawale Gone back and forth on all time and again. Oso stands tall. Yellow is probably a not so distant second.
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
She's the ewa babe? Lmao this app is the gift that keeps giving.
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@Bruvee @4dimension_h @Didicodes He's the first. He's the #1 out of 9 who just finished a university education. I don't even know how much he'll earn not to get depressed. I see depression looming because he has to cater for 8 undergrads/secondary school students.
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@DavidLiberty13 @OyewaleLookman @abigail_antia @CalebCrush @Asomoda_ny Sha no call professor Dr. Make you no get extra year 😂
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@phoenixandblacq @Letter_to_Jack This is the reply. If you buy a "high quality" tokunbo for 50k, you may need to spend 120k to get that same level of quality in a brand new product. So, someone who spends 90k on "brand new," may end up buying an inferior product to the 50k tokunbo. Hence, the misconception.
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@iammarvelking_ @Mrczarr It's working exactly the way it should.
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@Farisalfarik @SavvyRinu I'm sure you have profiled someone as a "yahoo boy" at least once in your lifetime, but didn't go on to HARASS them A lastma officer can profile as a normal human, but he has no right to utter a word to the guy as he's not a traffic offender. His uniform is useless in the contxt
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@the_Lawrenz @ITACHI____SAMA @Irunnia_ Widal tests (which is the most common in Nigeria) is largely inaccurate and no longer recommended. So you may be wrongly diagnosed
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@KadiriJidenna @makispoke Liquidity is the ease of spending the money you have. Hence, saying they are wealthy but illiquid means that they have assets to their names (companies, properties) that isn't really generating "liquid" money unless sold to get the monetary value.
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@TheCakeChancery Every other day, this is said in churches. I don't know why they can't thank God for being alive without making reference to the unfortunate people who died.
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
Ckay looks like a very chilled guy. Someone everybody would like to have around.
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Olaoluwa
2 years
@Slimkidswags @NetflixNaija @KunleRemi @kunleafolayan @BimboAdemoye @SolaSobowaleTKV Lol please. Na because you know them before. The make up is very good.
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@AjeboDanny Even in marriage? So who would you entrust your valuables to? I'm curious. Your lawyer?
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
3 years
@dondekojo @848Premium One day we'll talk about how Christians created cultures from guidelines that were supposed to be specific instructions for a particular sect of people at a particular period. And also, humanly-created guidelines with possible flaws.
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
3 years
@JuniorDove2 @hiWhy8 @Dhavidote She's saying rubbish. The only one that has an element of truth is viewing center. Guys fit go viewing center without any money for the love of the game. Yes, person fit pay for am, but na because he genuinely broke. Not looking for freebies
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@Laolu______
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@KingceasarrB @shanegibbons85 @znurrx Rachel left, so they phased out her character and Mike's, but he reappeared after a season.
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@tundeleye Same in Zimbabwe who produced the highest cotton in the world and exported them. They chased the white farmers and gave the farms to the locals who couldn't run it Eventually, everything failed & that kickstarted of a series of unfortunate events that led them to hyperinflation.
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Olaoluwa
2 years
@4dimension_h @Didicodes This is scary asf. Ahh
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
4 years
@Lehinnotleyin @_orsteen Not rich*, comot the really
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@Laolu______
Olaoluwa
2 years
@SIR_CLEMENTIO @_SirWilliam_ Why you dey use burner? Are you scared of your own opinions?
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