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@LangelihleMaph1
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8 months
"Like the sweetest melody, u r unforgettable! When I met u in my dreams, u said u would come back for me-u promised...."🎶
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@ta_marah7 This is not right.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@_LeratoMabuza If that love is not being reciprocated.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@NoMmabatho I think it's time to invest in a gas scale similar to this, so you always know how much gas you have in the tank, it's portable and doesn't need batteries.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@lindz_malindz Your girlfriend is insecure and selfish! Maybe she feels you'll get back with your ex. It's an act of kindness to show love to this little boy who only knows you as his father, do not stop doing good just bcs someone is uncomfortable with it.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@NkanyisoMbatha3 @Carolinerathabe Isiphi isenzo sengane esenza kube right ukuthi umzali wayo aythele ngo paraffin?
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@Southside_Gunn Does the majority of white people think that our blackness will rub off on them?
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@LangelihleMaph1
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8 months
@ChimhamhaZw If you're in South Africa illegally, being treated in clinics means you're getting those services free of charge-riding on the backs of S.A.citizens/tax payers-that's unfair. Sending them to a Dr means they will pay for their own treatment and that's fair.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@sethuwamajwe1 And then when i show up mina later with genuine love for her,she has zero trust in men bcs of such.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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9 months
@MawrongzJnr You think she's high but then says sensible stuff and blows your mind!
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@LangelihleMaph1
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10 months
@Maletsapa1 Unfortunately we run into all kinds of people on this app, some can't think or see life through other people's eyes. It's either them and their beliefs or nothing. Maturity is not for everyone.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@f73d964484ec489 @Zweli_Thixo Uqinisile lapho, kumele kube fair for both parties.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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9 months
@Zikamnyamane This is the kind of teacher you return to after finishing school, you ask permission to join the class one more time "I'll sit in the back quietly!" You say, bcs you just wanna see them do their thing once again!👌
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@MrBlackOG Breaking Bad!
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@VehicleTrackerz It would be the 1st time in my life i learn that a Giraffe is edible!
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@LangelihleMaph1
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9 months
@Neo52403448 He must go find that money somehow!
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@Zimasabuhle I wish her success affords her the kind of lifestyle she wishes to lead, so she doesn't have to accept expensive gifts from a man who might take them back someday.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@MashmallowsSA @Zweli_Thixo Until both men and women sit down and have a discussion if they want kids or not, and take respective measures...they will always make fatherless kids unfortunately.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@Naytholo "Jiki jiki! Gwiqiqi! Isigubhukane!"
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@LangelihleMaph1
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5 months
@Abramjee Shoprite management should have called the police on him, that's the procedure.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@Nigel_Motshabi @Zweli_Thixo "You cannot expect to marry a virgin when you were sleeping around and impregnating women when you were younger, that's not fair, i'm not attacking the Nazareth church, i'm just concerned about this habit."
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@LangelihleMaph1
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10 months
@lindz_malindz I worked for Kfc a long time ago, if i had to rate their level of cleanliness i'd give them a 9 out of 10. What you're narrating here is unheard of! We ate Kfc for lunch if we felt like and as we were entitled to. The outlet you work for must be really nasty!
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@lindz_malindz My mom once sat me down when i was conflicted and couldn't come to a resolution with myself about something. "Son...your head is bigger than your heart!" I like for you to remember this: Use your head and not year heart.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@AdvoBarryRoux @DeenickJ The two of you were meeting for the 1st time, you single handedly dropped the ball by allowing her friends to be there to spend your money. This should've been your quite time to get to know each other, you wouldn't have lost so much money, this is on you.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@_pretty100 @Ntsetsana A point of correction: Your ex sugar daddy doesn't love himself!"
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@LangelihleMaph1
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10 months
@Ntsetsana How do you marry someone if you had never had a conversation about friends of the opposite sex? Kanti what do you guys talk about in your relationship? And off all the people you could call-you call your ex and see nothing wrong with it?
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@_LeratoMabuza Tradition: I Wana build my parents a house 1st before i have one of my own.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@Tsishi @Southside_Gunn Quite a few white people did that/tried to put distance between themselves and the black guy.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@NgwanaMopedi1 I stole some money when i was a child, grandma caught me and beat the heck out of me! She didn't have me arrested, everything's broken: the family and the justice system too, if they arrest you for stealing 20bucks at that age then they are a broken system.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@Thabi_Mak Akekho umuntu oqala ukubhukuda ongena olwandle aye kude kanje.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@sethuwamajwe1 Pls schedule a meeting for counseling.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@RTmmane @iam_siyafierce Kodwa sister you could have just congratulated and wished the guy well, That's not the right message for someone who's leaving.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@BIndlovukazi I hope they lock the aunt up and throw away the key!
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@Buhlenomuhle " A couple that prays together stays togther!"
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@MrBlackOG It's two:Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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9 months
@lindz_malindz My only ask is "Whoever told you android users are inferior to iphone users?"
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@Theee_Advisor You have a smallanyana disagreement at 1am, she grabs her car keys and hits the door!
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@_LeratoMabuza This is wrong! No parent has a right to keep the other from spending time with their child!
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@LangelihleMaph1
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5 months
@_LeratoMabuzaM 😅🤣😂It's simple, when we sleep with a woman that has a man, we're not in a relationship with her, we aren't invested emotionally and psychologically in her, therefore the fact that she sleeps with someone else isn't a bother, vele we're not trying...
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@lindz_malindz The brother feels scammed! It's got to be someone else's fault right? He scammed himself!
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@thabiso_sepeng Some work places tolerate the kind of language you used?
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@LangelihleMaph1
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10 months
@lindz_malindz People and couples are different, you should find out what works for the both of you, what can you sacrifice, what can he sacrifice, if your relationship is worth salvaging then both of you should make concessions.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@yonwaba_mzizi There are benefits for being a good person, God always rewards that, but humans will kick you in the face for it!
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@lindz_malindz @LaylaAuroraPho1 We don't know what the woman you're insulting did, but if you're gonna bring up your mom in situations you're faced with, and use her as a reason not to care, most people are right when they advise that you get help. Sorry about your mom.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@lindz_malindz How's it that spouses aren't even able to talk to each other? Anyway stop wondering, sit down and have a conversation with her, ask about your sex life and what's gone so wrong between the two of you that she has to sleep on a couch.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@lindz_malindz If you can please dm me the person's info so i can reach out.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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8 months
@NdukuKingH @ChimhamhaZw It's like this all over the world, if you are not documented you cannot get free services in a foreign country. In some cases even if you are documented-clinics which provide free services are exclusive to citizens, those are laws of the land.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@_LeratoMabuzaM It's two: Hlengiwe Mhlaba (UJesu uyalalela), and Mercy Chinwo-Excess love.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@VehicleTrackerz Yazi usathi uthi uyaziqhenya ngokuba uMzulu, and then boom!!😅😃🤣
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@lindz_malindz Take the job offer, in this case choose yourself 1st, means to support yourself will stay with you long after your relationship is gone.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@AdvoBarryRoux 🤣😅😂They're so sick and tired of being spectators! They wanna participate, pose and click in dope places too.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@akreana_ That when i get down on my knees and pray, God listens and responds!
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@lindz_malindz "She's a great character but her background isn't," then judge her by her character not her background. People don't choose families they're born into.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@Camberry_cam @lindz_malindz True! Very very true! And when this happens we don't know how to handle it.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@PabiieR @Ntsetsana Try not to drive around with heavy loads, that consumes too much petrol.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@Ebzzulu1 No!🤣"Opinions" about men who don't drink alcohol. We're supposedly horrible people who don't forgive!
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@LadyLionSA She can't be any worse than what she already is🤷‍♂️
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@bokoromonio @Sifisov1 I'm from the RCA (Read Comments Association) and will sit down quietly and do my job!
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@Carolinerathabe Leave home asap you are not safe there.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@Rykii_M Ngithi mina ama transgender soze abamnandi njengomuntu wesfazane wangempela, soze aba sexy njengomuntu wesfazane wangempela, soze ashay' i catwalk kamnandi njengomuntu wesfazane wangempela, ngithi mina i original yento iyohlala ingcono kunalena ezenza yona...
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@pmcafrica When your friends are so sick and tired of you telling them how much you like this girl, you refuse or you're too scared to talk to her.😀😃
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@LangelihleMaph1
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Jill Scott~ He loves me(Live)
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@snegga_m @Londeka_Mn I was walking past and decided to make a stop here for a gd laugh!🤣
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@NonkosiMutwa @Zweli_Thixo @AntonyNgele Hhayi khona ndoda! Lempilo oyichazayo yasemkhukhwini imayelana nobunzima bempilo in general, akusho ukuthi abantu abahlala emkhukhwini phansi kwezimo ezinje bangoskhotheni.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@Zimasabuhle I remember those times, but it turned out that even if it was your chicken, you weren't gonna eat it all by yourself anyway😀. Congrats to his grandkids they did well.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@thatom_thatom @messenger_iam Did he apologize to you? I'm only asking bcs you didn't make mention of it.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@destinyzee There's no adult in the room, no difference between leaders and hooligans, no one cares to set an example for aspiring figureheads, we're in the bush-no rules no respect!👎👎👎
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@lazola_ You were 1st at a 4way stop-they wanna go before you, they overtake you at a stop sign and still swear at you, they take a parking spot you were reversing into, breathe in and out, let it go...
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@lindz_malindz You're only calling this a mistake 'cos things didn't work out for you. Part of finding peace lies in asking for forgiveness from those whom you've hurt, and then forgive yourself and make a new start, don't punish yourself forever.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@lindz_malindz You and the woman deserve each other.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@Slashjo1 @WakeupPeopIe Being nice does guarantee returns from God, it's the other people you cannot/ should not expect anything from.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@pmcafrica Ever since i was born i've never seen anything like this!😀😃
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@LangelihleMaph1
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Penuel The Black Pen interviewing Dr Umar Ifatunde( Black men vs the economy vs black women empowerment).
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@GodPenuel @Thembisile_Q I'm all for mending fences, but the biological father's approach is flawed! Money shouldn't be the 1st thing he sends.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@lindz_malindz True..other races plan for their kids' future, they don't jst have babies they don't know themselves how they'll raise.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@Am_Blujay The woman police officer discouraged the guy from opening an assault case, i keep asking: really what kind of training do SAPS receive?
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@Bongani_masuku5 @justbongza When shots were fired that night in that house, a few neighbours looked out the window to see what was happening, no one was spotted leaving the house, no car was seen speeding away either. Remember this account.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@Patricia_Bantom Thank you sir, but you can't take a babey out of water and expose them like that, they're freezing cold! Take off your shirt and wrap them in it, or put them up against your bare body btwn your shirt and yourself to give them direct body heat.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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Penuel The Black Pen interviews Dr Uma Ifatunde on Plural marriage.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@lindz_malindz I don't understand why you're with someone you loathe.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@LadyLionSA "When was the last time you did it?"
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@tshongogwe81 @Zweli_Thixo Even if we wanted to marry 3 wives, the responsibilities that come with it are far too overwhelming! How's the economy doing? Can i find a job to sustain my family? How many kids are we gonna have? Can i afford to put them in school etc? This is too much!
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@lindz_malindz Sorry for losing a good woman bro, you went over board with your reaction to the situation. You'll be very lucky if she forgave you.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@AdvoBarryRoux Who appointed this guy as men's president?
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@LangelihleMaph1
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9 months
@destinyzee He banna! This guy! There may be a lil truth to what he is saying though.😀
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@ChrisExcel102 This is the 1st time i see you tweet something that makes sense!😅
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
BLACK COFFEE PLAYS MADISON SQUARE GARDEN ft PORTIA MONIQUE & MONIQUE BINGHAM: VICTOR LARRY R.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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10 months
@lindz_malindz Since you're also making the loan repayments you're automatically involved in this, tell me how do you and your boyfriend take out such a massive loan yet have nothing in black and white with the other business partner? What's wrong with you two?
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@LangelihleMaph1
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2 years
@MapulaMokgosang The resemblance in AKA's father!
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@LangelihleMaph1
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11 months
@VideosVuvu Yes they're happy bcs it's her birthday, but looking beyond that, this family loves one another, and love will manifest itself in every way no matter the circumstances.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@jenna_original Law enforcement is sure racsit!
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@LangelihleMaph1
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8 months
@Burnerburnerac5 @TsepZ_Chizzled That's one journey i refused to embark on, and after so many personal and spiritual struggles, in Jesus' name I'm at peace!
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@gentlebjgiant Not thinking outside the box and break the norm, fear of being your own person and uphold values that are meaningful to you only, continuing with a tradition for the mere fact that you were born into it~even though it has no value to you, needless loyalty!
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@LangelihleMaph1
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6 months
@mshekeshek Growing up at home parents exposed us to their kind of music, as a grown man today I still listen to it, there's no age assigned to music genres, if you feel it you feel it.🤷
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@LangelihleMaph1
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10 months
@pmcafrica Samsung! Mainly for its size, for music videos and movies-a huge screen is a must!
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@lindz_malindz Yes you are being selfish, you're only thinking about yourself and what you want, how about your child that will grow up without a father under the same roof? You'll raise them by yourself like a pet? A cat maybe or a dog?
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@destinyzee Some people forget they live in glass houses and throw stones at others, and when the favour's returned....
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@LangelihleMaph1
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1 year
@Ebzzulu1 Yes some women that drive do date guys that don't drive without a problem.
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@LangelihleMaph1
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@Malcolm__Good The "Art" that's what you call it?😀
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