GOD GULUVA
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•Not an award winning Journalist •Ndebele man with some HeART •Author of 28/09 •Be part of @TheSADAG •Storyteller - Narrator
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To my new followers, we are gay in this house, we are lesbian, we are transgenders, we are pansexuals, we are bisexuals, we are intersex, we are queer, we are heterosexuals, we are sex workers, we abort unwanted pregnancies, and keep the babies we actually want.
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They stole my laptop last night and they sent me an email using my email, I have mixed emotions now.😩
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The man who spent time waiting for the right opportunity to shoot his shot.
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If she doesn’t remember this song, she’s too young for you trust me
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In SA now, you are either going through a lot, coming from alot, or about to enter a lot. A lot is going on with a lot of us.
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As advised by the comments that I should try to buy the laptop back from the person, I managed to convince them. We meeting up today around 12:00.
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It costed the dude R34 to arrive at Matric Dance and steal the whole show. Swag and creativity costs less
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Someone stop Tyla I think she’s trying to ruin our economy, these were cheap snacks for us. 😭
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Umjolo is nice when there's money on both sides. Imagine going on a trip with a girl who can't even buy snacks at the garage while you fill up the petrol, kamo ba busy bare sbwl vacation, sbwl Baecation. Yho Gents lets do better.
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Y'all be "Maturing earlier than men" in every department except financially, why?
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No I don't !! But for example you once said Kelly Rowland doesn't look good without makeup while ungakaze umbone in person. 😮💨
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She is not dressed like a SLUT. You just THINKING like a RAPIST !!
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Fortunate Zandiswa Mteshane sthola nazi izinto zakho la ku Bin area emva kwase KFC ku West Street, uzozithola eKFC kuWest street ucele iManager.
Whoever knows her, please pass the message. 🙏
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I get shocked when dudes say they’ve spent the whole day with their girls. How do you guys do that? After 3 hours my head is already numb. I’m the type that leaves a girl at my friend’s table and go sit with strangers.
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As a nation we have to be honest 🤞,awukwazi ukuthi in your youth udle izingane zabantu and umithise then if usufuna ukuganwa you go for iVirgin. Alikho iqiniso lapho, by the way, I am not attacking isonto lase Nazaretha. I am just concerned ngalomkhuba nje.
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This reminded me of my former school mate who was gay, but he eventually became straight again, we now call him Mfanafuthi.
Being gay was fun but I’m 25 now, it’s time for a wife & kids… idk
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04h30 - wakes up and warms water
05h15 - walks to the taxi rank
05h40 - on a taxi queue (buys magwinya)
06h10 - taxi leaves
07h00 - second taxi rank waiting for another taxi
07h30 - walks short distance to work
07h50 - gets to work
Gets shouted at by a female supervisor.
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Sesi linde uTira ahlale phansi khona ibhanoyi lizosuka. Ayi Lomjitha uyathanda ukubukwa.. ‼️ 🤣 🤣
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Kabza is a focused gent, MaWhoo should try this with Skomota.
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Ladies I’m repeating this , if you ever feel unsafe in a place and you see me walking by come hold my hand no need to explain anything until you feel safer ❤️ don’t matter if we’ve never spoken before.
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Back and safe but not okay. It was a trap they gave me a beating and took the R5k and my phone. If it wasn't the taxi driver that decided to stop when he saw the situation it would have been worse than this. NEVER take advice on the internet. ✌💔
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Bring back debating in schools. Adults outchea attacking people's character and insulting them because they can't argue points.
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A baby daddy will always have a “buy back clause”. All he has to do is to act right for six months consistently, fund the child’s birthday party and then paint the idea of a happy family in her mind. Unye nyi ke wena real man 🫵
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- No Alcohol content
- No going around kissing girls
- No useless interviews to make fun of him
- Just love and respect
Limpopo boy thank you for doing this for Skomota.
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This month two years ago we buried our beloved Breji. Hope you are still resting in peace, Morolong 🙏🏿.
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You don't disturb South Africans while vibing to the Avengers.
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This is what is needed every morning. God bless our children 😊🙏🏿
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Your parents had their chance in life , don't live for them.
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Meet Siyolise from Port Alfred, Eastern Cape, South Africa! I swear there's something in the water in the Eastern Cape! A voice like a warm knife through butter.
If any of you know her, please let her know I'm a big fan! ❤️🫂
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Somewhere in midrand soon to be posted on instagram as solo date working hard ntoni ntoni.
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If you tell your boyfriend your problems and he replies with “Manje what are you going to do?” 😟
You are dating one of your problems 🚮😪
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Dear black child
Don't introduce yourself to a life style you can't maintain.
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Dating a baby mama who has a supportive baby daddy is so stressing.
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Your VW badges keeps getting stolen? Trust me this plan helped me, I cleaned blood every day on the hood of my Polo in Pretoria 😂🤞
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Going 50/50 with my woman will only ever make sense to me the day I can give birth too. We are here to serve them and kuzohlezi kunjalo. Imagine someone extending your lineage and you ask her "what do you bring to the table?", she brings life bro.
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Yabona if your woman works at one of these buildings, brayam I've bad news for you, these are headquarters for ufebe😩
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O jewa ke mang ? 🥹
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I went to take a taxi in the morning from Soweto to MTN Rank with a R100 note,the driver bought a cabbage from a vendor and took his fare then gave me my change plus the cabbage.☹️ Nkosiyam
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People don't really talk about male golddiggers. It's weird because there’s alot of them. 🤔
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Some years ago, my uncle brought his side chick over to visit for a weekend. But, the very same night, his wife came back unexpectedly. Apparently she was supposed to attend a friend's event but the person who was supposed to pick her up and her friends from the bus station had a
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Kanti baningi my sister ukuthi some haven't done DNA test.
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Kunzima guys la ngaphandle😢...so namhlanje ngigibele etaxini ngifica omunye uSisters uhleli ubheke phansi izimpahla zingcolile ekhanda ugcwele inhlabathi ufake iscathulo esisodwa😢
Ngavele ngabeka isandla Sami ehlombe ngathi what ever you're going through kuzodlula sisi be
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At least wena uzula nawo.
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As South Africans We Need To Appreciate Celebrities Like
@Boity
I ended up in tears after seeing her helping another soul here on Twitter.
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I used to ask some lady out, but I was not aware that she was in a relationship because she always had time for me, and I could say we really got along very well. Then I got to know that she had a boyfriend because the guy reached out to address me, ndoda to ndoda. We actually
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Hi, stop scrolling.
Everyone who is reading this: I’m so glad you’re alive. I’m so proud of you. You are loved. I’m here. Don’t give up, we’re almost there.
Retweet to pass it on.🙏
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So eventually a woman can terminate a baby she wasn't ready for, yet a man should support a child he wasn't ready for?
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30 year old men wanting to go 50/50 with 21 year old girl's.
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As a woman, it is in your best interest to always date up. Be it for money, looks, societal standing, whatever. Just never date beneath you, and when push comes to shove, maybe date at your level.
Ayikho indoda ezokuhlaza njenge ndoda evuka ngawe.
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The struggling podcaster, who owns one black tshirt and nothing else Musa Khawula, who confessed to fatally stabbing his ex-boyfriend and photographer, Wandile Khambule.
Catches fire after he went on to diss the no more Akhumzi Jezile.
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Dear someones daughter. Any married man that tells you about his marriage problems, advise him to seek a therapist. The solution is not inbetween your thighs. Even if he tells you "I wish I met you before my wife" let him stick with his wife,he met her first. You are not the
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Gupta's after monitoring the South African election results.
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Resist being a strong black woman. be soft delicate, needy and cute. Tefa strong, the world will adjust. ❤️
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I once bumped into my ex with her new boyfriend and umjita was wearing my hoodie that she took and never brought back.
Later that day she sent me a text asking;
"what do you think of your twin"? I then remembered that she once gave me a t-shirt as a gift and when I asked her
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Shell is leaving South Africa . 600 filling stations / around 20 000 to 30 000 jobs might be affected.
The 6th biggest bank in world is leaving South Africa BNP Paribus which also owns RCS card.
Anglo American is leaving South Africa after decades of mining in South Africa.
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While I was still staying in Mpumalanga, KwaNdebele. I had a neighbor that built a mansion, though during the day we never saw any builders.
I always minded my own business, but I was amazed how they would buy building materials today, then the following morning there's already
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Renting 7k+ will never make sense to me. Idc what anyone says.
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Ubuhle bendonda is deeper than izinkomo zayo. Ubuhle bendoda is how he treats his woman, how he protect his woman, avoiding the same mistakes or things you know will make your woman sad or mad. Ubuhle bendoda is protecting her. Ubuhle bendoda is effort nesizotha kukona konke.
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When you dilute the last bit of juice and you put too much water 😭
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Zulu men mastered the art of beautifying gaslighting 😭
That’s why y’all think they’re romantic. They’re gaslighters.
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When you are born poor, it's hard to dream big, all you think about is building your mom a house, take ur siblings to school
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There's Actually Nothing Special About Abelungu. Understand That Black Child.
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Ukusaba ihlazo is the best thing you can ever do as a woman. Uyisabe nje into ezokuhlaza. Ungaqedi Isthunzi sakho ngezinto ezingathi shu. Be a woman with dignity. Uzihloniphe it's very important ✨.
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A toxic girlfriend? Does not exist, only time you will see a woman being toxic towards you is because you pushed her to that point, women are incapable of hurting men they are in relationships with who treat them good.
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Yesterday, I met my ex in a store kissing her new boyfriend in front of me, I was watching them, she saw me then she kissed him more and asked me what I was doing there?
"Yazi ngiphila impilo eTop and mina nomfazi wami we are expecting twins."
I added on to tell her I am there
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Yesterday evening I had a meeting and just as I was about to leave some kid came running at me screaming, "Daddy"!, "daddy"! I obviously do not know him, but yay, the mother wachisa, ke chipi.
I was shocked but I got down on my knees to hug him and I said, 'How are you son'? His
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We may call them gay, moffie or Stabane, but they don't rape, abuse nor kill women, instead they are their best friends.
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R.I.P to all of the kids that have committed suicide that nobody noticed because this society only cares about the popular or cute ones
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Y'all lied about celibacy, that it brings blessings 😭. It's been 1 year 5 months and nothing is going right 🤧
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I finally got the job, I'm starting tonight after two years of no employment. God is good, all the time.🙌
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If Eminem says "F*ck South Africa " who's gonna respond for us 😹💔??
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I don’t know how else to say this kodwa, uma unengane ngicela uhlale nayo. Izodla loku okudlayo, ilale phansi if needs be but hlala nengane yakho, uwe uvuka nayo.
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In our school days you could be 43 and in standard 9 and it was okay. I remember one guy we called Ta Mzi, wamithisa uPrincipal.
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"Am going to be a Pope next year, nothing is impossible" - Brenda Fassie
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