Landon Hall
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Dad to Madeleine and Neko, husband to Cristine. Writing and comms-ing in SoCal since 2009, while still keeping an eye on Wyoming.
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@SixBrownChicks
If your boss ever begins a message with "I was reviewing the cameras from our shift today and noticed ..." it's over. You have to quit. I know this kind of tech is a trend, but that doesn't mean it's right. No self-respecting worker should ever have to put up with being spied on.
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@owillis
@AOC
@RepCummings
Best part is when Mark Meadows tries to say a law can’t be a law because this is the first he’s hearing of it.
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@StephanieCreary
@WSJ
The
@WSJ
editors will indeed protest that the news side is not the opinion side. That’s such bullshit. Look at Fox News: There’s no barrier there. At WSJ, the knuckle-dragging opinion section is the beating heart of the paper. It’s the voice.
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@LEBassett
What I never understand is how this slowdown is supposed to target only liberals. My conservative parents live out in the sticks, where life is so slow they hear the postman driving down the gravel road and walk out to fetch the mail. They need the mail a lot more than I do.
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@ndrew_lawrence
@IlhanMN
She was born in Somalia. mother died when she was 2. She spent 4 years in a refugee camp. She arrived in the U.S. when she was 9 and was granted asylum. Her entire story is the American dream.
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This is it. This is why Trump should be impeached. It’s really quite simple.
#ImpeachmentNOW
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@kylegriffin1
I’d like it if Murkowski and Collins and Romney would be more specific: Will they vote on a nom between Nov. 4 and Jan. 3 if Trump loses and the Dems retake the Senate?
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@BraddJaffy
I'm mystified by the notion that undocumented immigrants would risk everything by registering to vote.
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@brianstelter
Huh. Maybe spitting in the faces of liberal viewers who made CNN into a successful enterprise wasn’t a great business move.
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@people4kam
If it happens Greene will quit. She only makes $174,000. She could earn that on the RWNJ lecture circuit, Fox News, or by having a crummy book ghost-written. The RW grifter trough runs deep. No committees no hijacking them.
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@brianklaas
"Russian Confidence in President Trump is Growing" is a great 2020 campaign slogan.
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@HoarseWisperer
We'll have to do an investigation. But not talk to the victim, the cup-thrower, or anyone who saw it.
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@tedcruz
Your should have let this pitch go by. GOP clearly expected Dems to rally around Northam, then you could fundraise off it for months. But condemnation of him is universal, and now you’re obliged to confront racism wherever it appears — including among your own! You stepped in it.
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@JohnJHarwood
@ObsoleteDogma
Someone should remind him -- and then remind him again six more times -- that he's president of the entire country, not just Republicans.
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@kylegriffin1
He thinks everyone, including cops, are as sadistic as he is. And of course the laughter and applause ensue. So maybe he's right.
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@atrupar
Why would the FBI or DOJ smear Gaetz when he’s doing such an expert job on his own?
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@natemcdermott
So weird how voters chose a candidate who appeared more like a real person and less like an algorithm, and who seems to genuinely care about important issues and doesn’t just talk about them.
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@carlquintanilla
@DavidCornDC
Buffett seems to have paid more in federal taxes as a 13-year-old than Trump has in the past 18 years.
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@kylegriffin1
Let's see: Blonde, beautiful, confident, talented, moves in social circles, an influential member of the media. Nope, not his type at all.
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@merica
This is like curdled milk in the feel-good breakfast that is the Buttigieg campaign. Dems who have anguished the last 4 years know exactly who Trump voters are. They’re in our families. They’re leading the “Lock her up” chants and laughing when Trump mocks asylum seekers.
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@AmoneyResists
It’s a slippery slope: You allow one emergency abortion to save a woman’s life and protect her ability to have future children, and soon other women will insist on being treated as human beings too.
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@chrislhayes
If you read “Hillbilly Elegy,” you know how he sanctifies his small-town neighbors when it suits him and throws them under the bus when it suits him. A politician at work.
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@MollyJongFast
It would be a lot easier for Trump to argue that he did nothing wrong, and that no laws were broken, if Michael Cohen had not been convicted and sentenced to prison for this exact crime. That case was a roadmap for this one.
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@mitchellvii
Those journalists are pros, and their anonymous sources are officials they trust. Many protocols in place for when to use such info.
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@ChrisMurphyCT
does anyone think, in this charged climate, that there's no way the Dem nominee is NOT in danger?
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@RonFilipkowski
If you're a Republican, dressing in drag is fun and shows a sense of humor. If you're liberal (or whatever), dressing in drag means you want to rape children. Brilliant logic!
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@washingtonpost
If you rob a bank, then grudgingly agree later to put it back, you've still committed a crime.
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@DeAnna4Congress
It’s cute of you to keep up the live-tweeting when we all know about your other tweet.
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@sahilkapur
@mkraju
@kasie
McConnell, without realizing it, salutes the accomplishments of Ilhan Omar, who also came to this country as a young girl and has achieved the American Dream.
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Remember what Ben Collins (
@oneunderscore__
) said: They need characters and enemies to feed the furnace of hate. I can imagine a future Trump rally where he just reads off a list of names, and the crowd goes wild, but only if they can remember who the names are.
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@jdcmedlock
They also say, Why should we send a dollar to Ukraine when we have homeless veterans living on the streets?
“Oh, so you want to help homeless veterans?”
Ha ha no. Ew, disgusting.
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@elianayjohnson
@katherinemiller
@ewarren
@CAndersonMO
It's an interesting story, and Elizabeth Warren should correct the record. But if this is all you've got on her besides "Pocahontas" -- school board minutes from 1971 -- this is pretty sad.
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@mmpadellan
They conveniently leave out that Warren never gained anything personally or professionally by checking the Native American box, nor did she intend to.
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@atrupar
This is all about Republican nobodies trying to curry favor with Trump. They don’t realize there’s only so many spots at the right-wing grifter feeding trough.
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@leahmcelrath
@_cingraham
@aurabogado
"12.9 percent of Middleton Heights Elementary students are Hispanic/Latino." I wonder what these kids think of their hilarious costumes.
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@johnkruzel
@sahilkapur
The damage WSJ’s op-ed pages do to the paper’s credibility, overshadowing the good its real journalists perform, is remarkable. Like a virus attacking the host body.
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@MikeDrucker
@MollyJongFast
My theory is that getting rich triggers a kind of brain-wasting disease, and I wish some postdoc would study it.
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@MollyJongFast
Soon after my wife and I got the *first* Moderna shot, a relative asked us: Why wear a mask if you’re vaccinated? Let’s see ... because not everyone is vaxxed; no vaccine is foolproof; and because we’re good people who care about the safety of others. What else is there to know?
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@mrtimlong
Next time you’ll buy EIGHT AND LIKE IT. — Dad of an 8-year-old GS who isn’t messing around.
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@FoxNews
King was a radical, hated by whites during his time, and if he were alive,
I shudder to think what you’d be saying about him.
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@atrupar
@ErinMPerrine
Yep, Trump has first-hand experience of what it’s like to get the virus. Just like regular people! With his helicopter ride to the hospital hours after diagnosis, and his six-room suite, and his cocktail of experimental treatments, and SUV ride with a coterie of bodyguards ...
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@FoxNews
@JudgeJeanine
You guys were never great at what you do, but you seem to be getting worse and worse at it.
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@atrupar
Trump saying Michelle was in over her head hours after she said the same thing about him is the weakest possible retort.
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@JohnFetterman
In North Carolina we'd call it "Coke," no matter what it was. Can you get me a Coke when you're at the store? "Sure, what kind?" Sprite.
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@SawyerHackett
@MarisaKabas
“Hey fellow Bernie loyalists, I know our guy lost, but we fought hard. So let’s say we fight for the nominee and throw out Trump so we can get something done and achieve what we can on our agenda. Are you with me?”
ONE THIRD OF THEM:
“Well, that depends.”
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@TopherSpiro
@ChuckGrassley
Make them uncomfortable, people. They work for us. Question them, urge them to give answers (in a civil way!!) ... they don't like the heat.
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@JoyceWhiteVance
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@chrislhayes
put it in context one night: Trump was at his weakest moment in the 2016 campaign when the Access Hollywood tape surfaced. He could not absorb another hit like that. The Stormy affair (while Melania was home with 4mo Barron) likely would have cost him the election.
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@deonteleologist
@chrislhayes
I guess once you’ve kidnapped a big group of people off the streets in another state and sent them against their will to some other state, and you pay no penalty for that, you’ll assume you can just go around kidnapping anyone you want.
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@jenni_tabler
At my 1992 commencement, Lynne Cheney gave the address. Was Labor Secretary (or some such BS title), but her big draw was as wife of our congressman, Dick Cheney. Her speech was anodyne and non-controversial. Don’t remember a thing about it. The GOP has changed a lot in 30 years.
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@MalcolmNance
@SpeakerPelosi
@HouseDemocrats
Watch the statement from my congresswoman,
@RepKatiePorter
. She came around to an impeachment investigation (note the careful language), because her constituents urged her to. The Speaker and others should similarly listen to Dems' voices.
Today I wanted to speak directly to the people of CA-45. There's been a lot of noise in D.C. and in the press about impeachment, so I wanted to share my thoughts with you.
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@jbendery
For three years now, Republicans have had one goal with Hunter Biden: To get the words "Biden" and "investigation" into as many headlines, stories and broadcasts as possible. And it's largely worked. There's nothing there worth knowing. President Biden is suspected of no crime.
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@JohnFasoNy
@SPECNewsAlbany
@CapitalTonight
It says here on the Wikipedia that you’ve been a professional politician since 1983. Why don’t you go get a real job.
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@nhannahjones
Every one of these people was told by the state that they could legally vote, and of course later the cases fell apart. But by then DeKlantis had gotten his press conference.
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@atrupar
Yeah Joe really abandoned that region and that whole way of life by (checks notes) moving 160 miles away. From PA to exotic Delaware. So his father could provide.
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@RepAdamSchiff
When you realize Trump is subject to prosecution for his numerous non-Ukraine crimes once he leaves office, it all makes sense: He gets re-elected, he can spend four more years a) figuring out how to wriggle out of punishment, and b) stealing as much taxpayer money as possible.
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@joshtpm
Dems should not give an inch on debt ceiling. Let Repubs own the consequences. No concessions in exchange for paying what the country owes.
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@chadenelsen
@selema
I stuttered as a kid, and was relieved it went away, only to have it come back in my twenties. It went away again, but sometimes I get hung up. Biden is an inspiration.
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@dannydeurbina
@IngrahamAngle
How did the president fight for us? Serious question. He lied to us, duped us, took us for granted, and put us in danger.
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@SawyerHackett
@MarisaKabas
The huge number of “Depends” in the Bernie column tells you everything you need to know. Always an angle with that crowd.
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@atrupar
@LindseyGrahamSC
Why is it only Repubs go around telling other people what they believe? Omar & the other Squad members do, in fact, love their country, and they've said so. Who to believe? Them, or a Trump caddie who stood mute looking at detainees in cages and then praised the conditions there?
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@clarisselou
As a moviegoer for 50 years, I couldn’t care less about historical accuracy in a fictional movie. If Denzel drove in to the Coliseum in a Chevy Nova I’d be like “That’s badass.”
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@kylegriffin1
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@JeffFlake
knew everything he needed to know about Trump when he voted to kill Obamacare; give the rich a trillion-dollar tax break; and confirm Brett Kavanaugh. The coming demise of the GOP is on him too.
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@JohnBerman
@ChrisCoons
@NewDay
We’re about two years past “The office deserves respect” drivel. The country’s survival is at stake.
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@notcapnamerica
My wife and I went on our first date Sept. 7, 1997 and I haven’t gone on a date with anyone else since, and I honestly don’t know how people do it these days. Men seem to have regressed on the evolutionary scale.
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@Olivianuzzi
I hope her career is over but I fear she’s just getting started. A morals-free operative who switched from New York PR to conservative politics? And who survived the Trump era with her reputation largely intact? Terrifying.
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@JuddLegum
The NRA can’t be this dim, right? (Don’t answer.) Trump was never going to sign significant gun reform. Instead he pretended to give up on the issue over impeachment. Will he get something for nothing from LaPierre?
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@jbouie
Cue the apologists: "All she had to do was obey the officer's instructions and she would have gone free." The Don't Tread on Me crowd sure is eager to surrender the rights of POC if they're not perceived to follow every single order barked at them in a high-stress situation.
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@brianschatz
They generally don’t like it. Kansas went for Trump by nearly 15 points in 2020, and those same conservatives just annihilated this referendum.
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@atrupar
Why they let this gargoyle go on the talk shows, ever, is anyone's guess. Unless they're absolutely unafraid of the racism charge anymore. I feel Trump is near a Col. Jessep moment. He wants to say he's a racist and proud of it, and Miller will be right there standing proud.
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@shannonrwatts
It takes real courage to bear witness and record while someone holds a gun inches from your face.
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@aedwardslevy
Why would Bernhard Langer, who probably knows he's a German citizen, be standing in line to vote in a U.S. election?
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@nickmartin
“It’s embarrassing to be a state senator at this point.” As if
@PaulDBoyer
had no other option but to go along with an audit that was always going to be a farce. Lap it up.
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@existentialfish
Like the human Duracells in The Matrix, MAGAts individuality don’t have much in the way of resources to exploit. But you stack ‘em up and bundle them together, evil hucksters like Bannon can squeeze a lot of money out of them. I wonder if the victims even see themselves as such.
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@EdWorkforceCmte
@virginiafoxx
Does any demographic of Americans perform less work than House Republicans?
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“Jimmy is a very happy man. Both of them. Because you know what? They want him out.” He intended to talk some shit about Jimmy Carter but said Jimmy Connors TWICE.
Another of these “Imagine if Biden said it” moments.
If Trump had family who cared about him they’d stop this.
Trump: Jimmy Conners is— He’s also happy. Jimmy is a very happy man. Both of them because they want him out. Jimmy Carter
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@KFILE
And just like that, his money-hemorrhaging Irish golf course gets an infusion of cash, courtesy of U.S. taxpayers. Are we starting to see the point of the Trump presidency?
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@EggerDC
“I gave him the A-plus treatment.” For his funeral? Which he’d earned for being a veteran and a long-standing member of Congress?
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@MZHemingway
Nope. Just the one. Y’know the serial criminal? The guy who announced his 2024 candidacy comically early so he could claim his (many) prosecutions were politically motivated? The guy who’s only running so he can use his presidential power to stay out of prison?
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@abdallah_fayyad
It’s painfully easy for right-wing protesters to make mischief and pin bad behavior on liberal activists. Remember the window-breaking during the BLM protests? It took mainstream media months to figure out that one.
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