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Arrax - Jupiter, Aegarax - Diana, Balerion - Pluto, Caraxes - Neptune, Gaelithox - Aurora, Meleys - Venus, Meraxes - Caelus, Shrykos - Janus, Syrax - Bacchus, Tessarion - Apollo, Tyraxes - Minerva, Vermax - Mercury, Vermithor - Vulcan, Vhagar - Mars. LOL
#HouseOfTheDragon
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This is the Inday Sara Duterte that we love. Palaban. Nanjojombag ng abusadong pulis, kahit PNP chief pa yan. She doesn’t take shit and bullshit from other people. Hindi pailalim tumira gaya ni Liza Marcos. Hindi pa-damsel in distress gaya ni Leni Robredo. LOL
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Nauna pa si VP Sara Duterte magmobilize ng relief efforts kesa sa pangulo, true?
#NasaanAngPangulo
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Isa si Stella Quimbo sa LP politicians noon na nagback-up sa kandidatura ni Leni. Suportado niya si Leni all the way sa kampanya. Ngayon, inaaway sha ng mga kakampink. Jusko, kokonti na nga lang ang mga politikong kauri nila, winawarla at kinacancel pa nila. Ang talino, ‘no? LOL
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A Tale of Two L’s.
Yung isa, wiz alta pero nagpapaka-alta. Tikom na ang bibig sa gobyerno dahil wiz nakakaalta maging anti-Marcos ngayong Amboy na ang presidente.
Yung isa, totoong alta pero ang galaw at pananalita, wiz pang-alta. Not to mention the fezlak.
Very New York. LOL
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No doubt mas maayos at organized ang disaster response ng OVP ngayon under Inday Sara Duterte kesa sa OVP response noon under Leni Robredo. LOL
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Nagpa-inauguration sa hotel pero absent sa press con tungkol sa Ayungin incident. Wiz din pumunta sa navy na nasugatan. Noynoy 2.0. LOL
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Spot the difference?
Contact numbers vs actual relief goods. LOL
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Dear yellows,
GMA is now the most powerful woman in PH. Is it so hard to swallow that it's not any one of your martyrized Cory copycats? And if there's another woman possibly more powerful, it's
@indaysara
. The congressmen rallied behind her and she's not even one of them. lol
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Ganitey ang OVP ni Inday Sara Duterte. May respect and dignity sa recipients. Hindi yung supot-supot kineso ng predecessor niya na mas marami pa ang nagpapaphoto op kesa sa supot. LOL
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Rappler and its dwindling supporters can choose from the following:
1. Victim card
2. Democracy card
3. Marcos card
lol
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Parang sex lang ang People Power Revolution kung saan euphoric lang sa climax na EDSA Uno. Pero after that, sadsad na. Because Tita Cory didn't deliver. Massive brownouts, curtailment of the press, Mendiola Massacre, oligarchy cronyism, no genuine land reform. lol
#EDSA32
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Yolanda, Scarborough Shoal, Quirino Grandstand, NAIA, MRT, Mamasapano and now Dengvaxia. Noynoy Aquino with his Daang Matuwid is the biggest curse that has visited the Philippines. My God, what did this country do to deserve the plague that is Aquino?
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Nyare kay Kim Domingo? Nakakachaka va pag lumipat sa Ignacia? LOL
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Ateng
@iamkarendavila
, nasoli na po ni Mocha ang award. Ngayon, umasenso na ba ang Pilipinas? Wala na ba ang kaguluhan sa bansa? You live in a bubble of fantasy as if giving back the award would magically transform the Philippines. May nabago na ba ngayong araw sa Pilipinas? lol
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The difference between Gloria Arroyo and those
#BabaeAko
idols Leila, Leni, and Lourdes? Gloria knows how to win while these others only fight and fight. lol
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Last day of July na. Asan na ang ICC warrant of arrest na sinasabi ng fake news peddler na si Trillanes? LOL
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PRRD's net satisfaction:
+69 (up by 5 pts) among 25-34 y/o
+48 (up by 2 pts) among 18-24 y/o
+69 among college graduates
+54 among women
So his net ratings are mostly very good for millennials, women, and the educated. I don't think these are happy numbers for haters. lol
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Si Duterte, binanat-banatan ng mainstream media noon. Sumabay pa si De Lima at Trillanes. Pero daming achievements. May TRAIN Law and UAQTE (Free College Tuition) agad sa first 2 years. Si BBM, same treatment ng media noon kay Leni: kid gloves. Pero sa achievements, ngangey. LOL
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"President Duterte imagines you will be shot, on the other hand, I will make sure you are alive and in pain" - Mayor Sara Duterte to Sen. Trillanes.
Bitches, this is how you make a comeback! lol
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To those yellow idiots who keep saying that PRRD and his appointees keep wasting taxpayers' money, please be reminded of Noynoy's 72 billion DAP scam, 3.5 billion Dengvaxia fund, and 10.6 billion Philhealth fund scam. lol
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On the eve of SC's final ruling on Sereno, nothing's boding well for her: the Senators shelving their pro-Sereno resolution, SC getting back her SUV and taking her out of its website, the unfavorable CA decision on her Piatco pay, and as coup de grace, her HardTALK debacle. lol
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Kung mga tulad ni Leni Robredo ang lider ng bansa, sa tingin niyo magbabayad ng utang na buwis ang Mighty at PAL, lalayas ang mga Prieto sa Mile Long, titino ang LGU ng Boracay, uusigin ng Kuwaiti govt ang pumatay kay Demafelis at masisita ang Rappler sa kabalahuraan nila? lol
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The Marcos admin doesn’t measure up to the Duterte admin in terms of foreign investments. LOL
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It's April 8 today. 6 years ago, at the same period in President Aquino's presidency, we started losing the Scarborough because of that president's incompetence coupled with Sen. Trillanes' epalness. Under President Duterte, so far we haven't lost any part of our territory. lol
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Iba ang artistry ng eksenang itey. 🧵
First, the vertical movement. Everything is downward. Bumaba ng hagdan sa mansion, bumaba ng hagdan padalampasigan, nahulog sa bangin, umuulan, etc. As if saying that everything goes downhill from here. LOL
#WidowsWar
#WWYouKilledMyFather
#SneakPeek
: Magsisimula na ang paghahanap sa kung sino ang pumatay kay Paco Palacios.
Abangan ito bukas sa
#WidowsWar
, 8:50 PM sa GMA Prime!
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Of course all this avalanche of shit on Sereno and the fact that she'll go down in history as the first CJ to be declared an impostor would've been averted if she only resigned as her colleagues have given her ample opportunity to do so. She would have left her legacy intact. lol
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Ang dalawang dakilang traydor ng henerasyong itich. Under their watch, naagaw ng China ang Panatag, nakontrol ng China ang Ayungin, at nagsimula ang artificial islands ng China sa KIG. May they freeze in Antenora, the place in Dante’s hell for traitors of their country. LOL
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One major reason kung bakit binabaha ang Pilipinas: accumulation of plastic waste. LOL
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Anyare sa banta ng Maleficent 5 (or 6 or whatever) ng Kongreso na iiimpeach ang 8 mahistradong bumoto laban kay Sereno? As usual, tulad ng ibang mga banta at pangako ng mga dilaw, DRAWING lang pala. lol
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How do yellow presidents fare in WPS?
Cory - nagetlak ng China ang Calderon, Kagitingan, Burgos, McKennan, Mabini, at Zamora Reefs (1988).
FVR - nagetlak ng China ang Panganiban Reef (1995)
PNoy - nagetlak ng China ang Panatag Shoal (2012)
Tapos kung makaancha kay Digong. LOL
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The glue that binds Bongbong Marcos with the yellows is his wife Liza. Cory Aquino is her aunt by affinity. Mar Roxas is her second cousin. Noynoy Aquino’s Executive Secretary Paquito Ochoa is her law firm partner—the same law firm that handled Kris Aquino’s annulment. LOL
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I'd rather have a foul-mouthed president who makes life decent for his country fellows than a decent president who makes life decent only for his party fellows. Thank you 2017! Thank you President Duterte! lol
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Yung alias Amanda ni
@risahontiveros
, isang futa. Thangina ka talaga,
@risahontiveros
. Dapat sayo at sa staff mo, kasuhan ng panggagantso sa taumbayan. LOL
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A rundown of Sereno's "brilliant" defenses:
1. She's not the only one who didn't file SALNs
2. CJ Corona didn't remind her
3. She was too busy
4. She transferred houses 7 times
5. She doesn't keep copies of her SALNs
6. JBC should have told her
7. SALN Law has exemptions
lol
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Fact: Ang Office of the President ni Pres. Duterte ay nabigyan ng COA ng unqualified opinion for 5 consecutive years. Talo niya si VP Leni na 4 consecutive years lang at may notice of disallowance pa. LOL
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Kaya pala natalo sa Barbaza, Antique si
@PingpingTweets
. Fezlak pa lang sa poster, pang-Shake, Rattle and Roll na. LOL
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Pag si Mocha Uson ang naglecture about federalism at si Jover Laurio naman ang naglecture about anti-federalism sa ordinaryong mamamayan, sa tingin ninyo sino ang dudumugin at pakikinggan ng tao? And many are still perplexed why Mocha still stays in the Communications Office. lol
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Happy birthday to the best president our country has had in recent memory. The hardest aspect of colonialism to dislodge is the Filipino mindset. But PRRD is doing damn well with that. lol
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Bet ko na nagugloat si Sam kay George. Ganyan dapat ang bida ng teleserye. Marunong maging bitchy at di laging santa-santahan. LOL
#WWMonsterInLaw
#WidowsWar
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Ignacia, natagpuang naghihikahos sa pera at nalulunod sa bilyon-bilyong jutang. LOL
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Grabe ang binagsak nung isa, approaching PGMA’s unpopularity na. It doesn’t look good for whoever Pres. Marcos endorses in 2028. Arroyo and Aquino’s endorsees didn’t make it, what more for Marcos’ with such steep fall from grace. LOL
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The Yellows' wildest works of fiction:
1. Tita Nanie
2. Salih Macdum
3. Abu Khair al-Luzonee
4. Joseph De Mesa
5. Billions in BPI account
6. Selling of the Philippines to China
7. 20,000 drug war deaths
8. Palit-ulo
9. Paolo's dragon tattoo
10. well-oiled infrastructure
lol
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Buang na buang ang mga dilaw nang lumitaw ang pangalan ni Mocha as possible senatorial candidate eh kay Agot Isidro din lang naman pala sila babagsak. lol
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“You have to remember, Mr. President, you are Romualdez and I am an Araneta.” LOL
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Appointing as Chief Justice a neophyte judge with zero trial court experience is an indication that Noynoy Aquino does not love his country. He only loves his own ass. lol
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On this day, 4 years ago, nagshutdown ang ABSCBN sa Channel 2 dahil wiz nabigyan ng bagong prangkisa. And the world is better for it.
Happy 4th Anniversara, Kapamilya! LOL
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Philippine media today are spinning PRRD's meteoric 88% trust rating, emphasizing that it's taken before his "God is stupid" remark. As if people trust their leaders based on their piety. Mygahd! lol
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Nabomba ng Choppergate ni BBM yung pautot na chismis ni Zaldy Co kay Pulong. Nasa international news na. Dasurv. LOL
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August na. Nafake news na naman ni Trillanes ang mga dilaw at pulangaw. LOL
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Shunga ng TambyLiza. May plano pala silang charter change, inuna pa ang demolition and alienation sa mga Duterte. Eh alam naman nilang kalahati ng mandate ni BBM, galing sa Duterte supporters. Ngayon, backfire ang Cha Cha. No more Tamby after BBM. No more Sandro after Tamby. LOL
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What does Kris Aquino and Leila De Lima have in common,
@teddycasino
? Your guess is as good as mine. lol
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OVP under Inday Sara Duterte vs OVP under Leni Robredo. The difference in quality. LOL
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Kasi, puro optics si Bongbong at kulang sa substance ang governance. Pero sabi naman ni Mother Leni, mas maganda raw ngayon kesa dati. LOL
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SMNI ang ginigipit pero CNN Philippines ang magsasara. Hakhakhak! LOL
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Tamby is the new Leni. May pa-statement sa lahat na akala mo sha ang presidente. LOL
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Fighting daw for free press. In the Philippines? Are you fucking kidding me?? Non-government mass media in the Philippines are owned by oligarchs to whose interests they are beholden. Just as there's no free lunch in thermodynamics, there is no free press in the Philippines. lol
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We are now seeing a fifth dilawan administration. The first of course was Cory admin. The second, Tabako admin. The third, pre-Hyatt 10 Gloria admin. The fourth, Noynoy admin. The fifth and latest is BBM admin. LOL
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No comment na si Marbil. Dati, ang daldal sa media. Nabahag ang buntot kay Inday Sara. So Madam VP’s word stands and is unrefuted.
Duterte - 1
Marbil - 0
LOL
WATCH | PNP Chief Rommel Marbil refuses to comment on VP Sara Duterte's open letter, in which she calls the relief of 75 cops assigned to her security detail as ‘political harassment.’
@News5PH
@onenewsph
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Ang bagong Uniteam. Himod-fwet, kain-suka unity na Liza-approved. LOL
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Nahiya akess. Sa BBC, fineature si Jover Laurio. Sa MSNBC, si Maria Ressa. Baka sabihin ng world, chaka by default ang mga Pilipina. Charot. lol
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Straight from the horse’s mouth. Ang spluk ng DND sec ni Noynoy na si Voltaire Gazmin noong 2013, may agreement daw sila ng China na tubig at lafang lang ang idadala sa Ayungin, at walang construction materials. Tatawagin din kaya ni
@risahontiveros
si Noynoy na traydor? LOL
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@Richeydarian
Would you believe that even at the time of Noynoy Aquino, no less than the sitting head of PCGG, the now fugitive Andy Bautista wanted it abolished? And that no less than then SOJ De Lima supported it? Yes, it's THAT inefficient. lol
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The ICC withdrawal comes after China stood up for the Philippines in the UN. Bitches, never underestimate the power of China in global influence. Si Xi Jinping nga, president for life na without so much of an outcry from the international community. lol
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Making Aquinos the faces of that "revolution" is the worst idea. Cory and Ninoy both come from rich families with a history of deceit, treachery and oppression of the masses. Predictably, Cory issued a charter that institutionalized oligarchy in PH: 1987 Constitution. lol
#EDSA32
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Tapos na ang taon. Anyare sa prediction ni
@TrillanesSonny
tungkol sa ratings ni Pangulong Duterte? Jusko, kahit na lang sa panggagaya kay Madam Auring, palpak pa rin si Trillanes! lol
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Pahiya ang GMA, ABS, Inquirer, Rappler at Phil Star big time. Basag na naman ang narrative nila. And it exposes their unsavory journalistic practice of not confirming straight from the horse's mouth. lol
That ComicCon statement that an actress couldn't come to the country because of political unrest?
#FakeNews
Guess who ran the story?
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Following the idiotic mentality of dilawans and Marcos apologists, Thailand is “tuta ng China.” LOL
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Subi Reef, Gaven Reef, Hughes Reef, Johnson South Reef, Fiery Cross Reef, Cuarteron Reef - occupied by China in 1988. Anyare Cory?
Mischief Reef - occupied by China in 1995. Anyare FVR?
Scarborough Shoal - occupied by China in 2012. Anyare Noynoy?
Anyare mga dilaw? lol
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Futhangina, anong kagaguhan itey? Anong ginagawa ng poster ng isang Leyte representative sa Maynila? LOL
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Rappler is low in everything: in finances, in social media engagement, in street participation. Kapal na lang talaga ng mukha ni Maria Ressa ang nagdadala. lol
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I always love funeral drama and agawan ng bangkay. It’s giving Antigone by Sophocles. LOL
#WidowsWar
#WWWhoKilledPaco
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"President Rodrigo Duterte’s ‘Build, Build, Build’ program and the recent tax reform package that Congress passed are making the economy stronger."
Hello Duterte haters! lol
IMF, Moody’s Investors give Philippine economy seal of approval
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Congrats Mocha Uson!!! You deserve the award more than
@inquirerdotnet
's notorious Filipino of the Year. lol
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May masama va sa agreement ni Duterte kay Xi if true itey? Waley. Dahil status quo agreement yun. Ibig sabihin, kung anek ang sitwasyon noong time ni Noynoy, papanatilihin. Noong time ni Noynoy, walang repair ng BRP Sierra Madre at resupply lang ng pagkain sa crew doon. LOL
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Ang ingay ng mga fink at fulangaw sa pagresign ni Inday. Palibhasa, yung pagresign noon ni Leni, walang impact. Waley lang. LOL
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Ngumawa-ngawa sa mga DDS kahapon, nasampal ng SC decision ngayon. Ang bilis maghello ni Carmi Martin kay Gadon. LOL
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+47 si Bongbong, +44 si Zubiri, +32 si Chief Justice. Pinakamababa si Tamby Martin Romualdez sa +28. Kaya naman aligaga si Tamby ipasa ang Cha Cha.
Kaloka rin na 2 digits na ang lamang ni Inday kay Bongbong, samantalang 1 year ago, 1 digit lang. Wa effect yung CF issue. LOL
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