Ayo, I'm dropping my Booker T article for
@BostonMagazine
. That's right, I'm a "5 TIME! 5 TIME! 5 TIME! 5 TIME! 5 TIME!" published writer!!! This time I rank my Top 5 New England Amusement Parks. Now can you dig THAT, sucka?!?
First dude was WELL positioned for that initial dap. Acted quickly and naturally. Was awestruck but not overzealous. Calmly raised his palm like he and Will were old friends. Textbook execution. I love dap science
Lori Loughlin gonna get sentenced to 3 weeks of watching seasons 5-8 of Full House after they moved the show to Tuesday nights when Aunt Becky and Uncle Jesse lived in the attic even though they had jobs
A lot of the debate is between No Vaseline and Hit Em Up and I don't really know. I was young when No Vaseline dropped. But 3 seconds into Hit Em Up I paused that shit, got up and started pacing back and forth like "that's why I WHAT your WHAT you WHAT WHATWHAT"??? I wasn't ready
My favorite thing about the 1960s Batman show is that sometimes the villains would have to go to court and The Riddler would show up in his Riddler shit saying "I don't know what you're talking about"
I’ll join in. 5 jobs I’ve had:
1. Sanitation worker (When I was 14. Lied on my application so I could work)
2. Putting tar on roofs of various electrical stations
3. Counselor for Salvation Army
4. Loading & unloading 18-wheeler trucks
5. Handling paperwork for insurance claims
When I see "Caillou" is trending so I click like "why this bald nigga is trending at 1am?" and then I see it's about someone 5'11 180 and I know it can't be THAT Caillou and then I learn that it IS that Caillou
Every year. Every damn year. I think I can let it go. But every single year when Peppermint Patti calls Chuck and invites herself and her toes over to his house I flip over every table in my house
#CharlieBrownThanksgiving
There was this Pringles knockoff called Pop 'Ems that suppliers would stack right next to the Pringles to fool late night drunk impulse shoppers and me and my boy went into Walgreens at 1am high as fuck and roasted the Pop 'Ems display for 90 minutes
Home Alone came out exactly 2 months after Goodfellas so I prefer to think Tommy never really got whacked. The hit was a front. He was just renamed Harry and sent into witness protection to work as a plumber in Winnetka IL. But he just couldn't fight that itch
When you realize that magical familiar smell that reminds you of your grandmother's house is simply store brand dishwashing liquid and nothing you were ever taught matters anymore
Anytime a crime is committed on The Andy Griffith Show Sheriff Taylor solves every one of them by saying "Weeeeell he didn't know any better why don't we just move on" and lets the criminals walk and I realize that America is just one big Mayberry for white people
Ok, Hellboy. You don't need to tell Black people to vote against Trump. We got that part covered. White people need to start saying this to the people in their own homes. THAT'S who's making this an issue
To my black brothers and sisters: Trump is not only counting on you not to show up, he’s rejoicing in it. Let’s kick this racist motherfucker out of office and into jail where it belongs.