Tonight I'm flying from AUS to LA to live and work for Mogul Moves as "E-sports Coordinator" and essential support staff to
@LilTrickshot
Its been a process and I didn't wanna post until everything was 100% but ye to Aus cobbas cya at Phantom & to US mates cya from tomorrow😁
okay boxx discourse is a bit much rn, I wanna say: remember that most players use it due to hand issues or disabilities, not because it's a "broken controller," and I feel like that's totally lost in the discussion entirely
Every day we are hammered, pounded by this tired tweet. I'm sick of pretending my god gamers aren't also handsome for the sake of hollow half chuckles and a predictable 7k~ likes.
Nobody:
Ultimate players: if I have to play one of the 14 matchups that make me hate this game I swear I'll quit.
You guys won't see me again fr.
Like I won't play anymore.
@slime_machine
funniest home vidoes in aus used to have a "motorbikes special" and they would straight up cut the clip just before it was clear the guy wasnt ganna make it
Miles and I have landed from our 16 hour flight and have had to go through 5-6 hours of U.S customs
We’ve somehow clutched up and gotten through! 🥳
Feeling like absolute dogshit after everything, and we still have to fly to LAX from SFO then drive to Vegas tonight :)))
Starcraft, Quake and Melee are the most raw esports imo. Average gamers don't like 1v1 platforms where the game doesn't protect you getting rocked out of the gate.
new twitch ad duration really going to weed out the weak... I click through to check in on someone and get hit with the 40 second block off rip every time
When I see someone smoking a cig:
Those'l kill ya, fair enough though
When I see someone drinking a full sugar soda:
You animal, you absolute cretin. Lil baby ass taste buds need sugar? WATER!!!! Please hydrate for fucks sake.
@Webwipe
What we need is for venues to pay for a guy who runs up to the stage and jabs hbox with animal tranquilizer any time he wins a close final game
As I hop up out the lambo and open the door for my wife who is not only a 10 but also my soul mate, I think to myself, time to post "criiiinngggeee" in a twitch chat
Hahaha not enough negativity already in ur life? Watch this RANT video bro it's sick this guy total goes IN on an obviously agreed upon bad thing and you just sit there thinking "yeah fuck that" for 10 minutes.
3 way ties going to overall game count statistically favours certain characters. A win is a win imo and the game's stage picking is built around best of 5s for a reason....
Excited to announce that over the next month
@LudwigAhgren
and I will be learning Super Mario 64 70 Star and competing in challenges weekly on twitch with two legends of Mario,
@cheese051
and
@simplyn64
coaching us live 3 sessions a week!
I get in an Uber pool and start chatting with the bloke next to me, and within 3 questions / 2 minutes he's asking me what I think of the south Australia Hero ban.
Reddit really got goin huh
When Smash 4 players (who look at most 20) hit me with "melee is the better game but it's just too late for me"
Yeah you right bro our lives are already over and we can only compromise from here on out lmao imagine living like that