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Dawson
7 years
What's gang for the goose ain't always gang for the gander
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1 year
Telling my kids this was Black Flag
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Dawson
1 year
One like and we record tonight
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Dawson
2 years
Why do people talk about taking the weights off like Rock Lee as if he didn’t proceed to take a gigantic L and get carried out on a fucking stretcher
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Dawson
2 years
People only want to talk about Leffen complaining after he loses but also want to forget every time he does it after a win Homie is clocking in as a hater 24/7 and ya gotta respect it 🤠 (He’s also right most of the time win or lose sorry GEEKS)
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Dawson
5 years
Leffen will make more money washing a dog this weekend than he did for winning EVO God is dead
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Dawson
11 months
They must have amnesia….
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Dawson
1 year
One like and we record tonight
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Dawson
1 year
“Yeah, I play melee on a box 😏”
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Dawson
2 years
Burning in hell for Shazamming a song in Forever 21
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Dawson
3 years
A shame that the greatest shitpost in melee history is meant to be completely serious
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Dawson
2 years
@slime_machine Found everyone who asked!
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Dawson
11 months
Tl;dr Fuck Jake
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Dawson
1 year
Sigh ….😔 Hard to really form any sort of opinion on this Bobby stuff If only there was a history of reprehensible problematic behavior that was excused time and time again before this, maybe then I would realize this isn’t an isolated incident strictly regarding alcohol 🤷‍♀️
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Dawson
8 months
Brockhampton Saturation III
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Dawson
3 years
WHAT THE FUCK WORDLE
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Dawson
1 year
No flame but Yingling looks like the biggest Jack Harlow fan
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Dawson
6 years
M A K I N G M O G U L M O V E S
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Dawson
5 months
Praying I go to hell and that I don’t end up in Yingling Purgatory
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yingling
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Dawson
6 years
I WISH THE GRINCH WOULD
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Dawson
10 months
Had a dream that Aiden became a Jehovah’s Witness only so he could meet new people going door to door
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Dawson
9 months
If our love is tragedy, why are you my skibidi
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Dawson
3 years
I wonder if jarheads argue they could have stormed the beaches of Normandy without casualty the same way Aiden thought he had a shot vs 2007 m2k
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Dawson
2 years
There is no winning with the community as a TO and I cannot wait to come back to ban ALL OF YOU. FOREVER.
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Dawson
5 months
Me when Easter lands on Trans Day of Visibility:
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Dawson
3 years
REST IN PEACE BEST BOY. I’LL MEET YOU IN THE END.
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Dawson
4 months
The date has me fucked up Mrs. Gooch, forever
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Dawson
7 years
I've arrived
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Dawson
7 months
If you think ETossed shouldn’t be banned you should feel fucking ashamed of yourself
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Dawson
2 years
Cane’s has you all gaslit into thinking some REGULAR thousand island chipotle sauce can turn mid chicken into god’s gift
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Dawson
3 years
hey it’s been a while
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Dawson
2 years
I don’t know a single person who had a tumblr and is well adjusted
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Dawson
2 years
How do you even walk to Poland….
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Dawson
3 years
Flashing goomwaves for LACS Top 64 BYOC // Girls get in free HMU
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Dawson
3 years
Surely not my fault, OG
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Dawson
1 year
Unfrozen stadium has always been better
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Dawson
3 months
Northernlion hasn’t streamed in over two weeks please check in on every 30 yr old white guy you know
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Dawson
2 years
Naming weed strains after fast fashion brands
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Dawson
3 years
They deadass named him Ebenezer
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Dawson
2 years
What the PGstats rankings fail to recognize is that 20-11 would absolutely destroy 10-1 in a street fight
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Dawson
4 years
ACTUALLY JUST TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT IT I play puff and if you couldn’t tell the sarcasm in my voice talking about floaties and hamming it up on a stream for charity, you’re a fucking loser on god No players were disrespected All yr shit talk from the bench is beyond ugly
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Dawson
4 years
Found out what vtubers are and I think I’m going to go back to church
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Dawson
4 years
It could be worse You could be a person with a mustache tattoo on your finger
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Dawson
6 years
Vegas was tight Getting called Criss Angel all weekend was not tight
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Dawson
11 months
A Swedish person getting a death threat in the land of guns??? He dropped out of the tournament????? We should berate him for his lack of desensitization!!!1!
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Dawson
1 year
31, no fun
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Dawson
5 years
“Yeah man, Salad Days is just a perfect album.”
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Dawson
11 months
How am I supposed to respect stoners when every edible is a rice krispie treat or a gummy bear or a lollipop Bro eat a salad
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Dawson
4 years
Groomers did my mans dirty 😂
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Dawson
2 years
It’s okay You can admit it now 100 Gecs WAS just a phase
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Dawson
4 years
Can’t wait to host the first Global Netplay Arcadian and scam you all one last time
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Dawson
2 years
The Dirty 30
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Dawson
2 years
I’ll say it Yingling switched
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Dawson
5 years
So are like all trainers just vegan? Like no one ever eats Pokemon? Idk man seems weird
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Dawson
4 years
Hubie Halloween is an edge break
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10 months
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Dawson
2 years
@falco Too afraid to make a Pinterest smh
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Dawson
2 years
Imagine combining three states just to still look weaker than a single region 🥱🥱🥱🥱
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Dawson
3 years
Coming out of retirement to say if you think blur is right for equating commentators to scabs union busting and the melee community being victims of inhumane workplace conditions (during the actual strikes occurring) you are, in fact, a bonehead
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Dawson
4 years
I was going to stop TO’ing after covid passed, but there needs to be a complete restructuring of the space. There’s so much work that needs to be put in to make it safe(r) for everyone. I don’t want this to remain cyclical.
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Dawson
6 years
Barista just said I was a floral goth It's fucking over for y'all
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Dawson
1 year
The only melee skill I have anymore is I can say “Let’s go Rax City” and unlock a core memory from anyone who was in a SoCal venue in 2016
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Dawson
5 years
Matthew 15:10-12 Jesus called the crowd to Him and said, “Listen and understand. I'm yelling “Free V-Nasty” 'til my throat is raspy Young, rich and flashy I be where the cash be”
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Dawson
4 years
Capping is the 8th Deadly Sin
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Dawson
10 months
Me as the HR guy: “Damn that’s crazy”
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Dawson
2 years
Going into witness protection every time a barista asks if I want “the usual”
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Dawson
6 years
It's upsetting that after getting countless DM's and comments on threads from people genuinely trying to make things better, and after dying on the hill of inaction because you're afraid of absolutism, the statement you finally made was in such bad faith
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Dawson
2 years
@falco Nah man I said I’m tryna bring your chick in
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Dawson
2 years
Surely we aren’t actually pronouncing the phob like THAT
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Dawson
6 months
Still can’t believe we let Hobo Johnson have a tiny desk concert
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Dawson
1 year
I’m Sisyphus and my rock is waking up every day and seeing Dairy Queen hasn’t announced a vegan blizzard
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Dawson
10 months
Reunited with my son
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Dawson
6 years
✨🖤💫🖤💫🖤✨
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Dawson
4 years
Getting a face tat with my stimulus check
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Dawson
7 months
Eating that shit that makes Yingling nonverbal
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Dawson
3 years
Got the booster
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Dawson
7 months
SPOILER ALERT ❗️‼️❗️ If you are over the age of 26 your bones WILL become dust by day 3
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Dawson
6 years
Keep wobbling and remove the Mike Haze rule I promise your ego will stay intact when you scream iwrotehaikusaboutcannibalisminyouryearbook - Untilted 5 into that 14 year old wobbler's ear
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Dawson
4 years
Life comes at you fast
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Dawson
3 years
Oh y’all believe in time? Crazy.
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Dawson
1 year
Smoking cigarettes is the coolest thing you can do but some “doctor” had to ruin everything and call them unhealthy
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Dawson
1 year
The Percs of Being a Wallflower
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Dawson
6 years
Performative allies and panels will never make enough difference in the community Create safe(r) spaces yourselves for those who need it or be fucked and pose forever
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Dawson
3 years
Twitch banning ASMR streamers for whispering critical race theory in their hot tubs
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Dawson
5 years
Damn bro you got the whole squad simpin
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Dawson
5 years
It fucks me up that everyone has been so blasé about this, but I’m permanently banning The Party from all of my events. The bottom line was she assaulted someone who was under the influence and couldn’t consent, and with added context it makes the situation even more disgusting.
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Dawson
3 years
Zero respect for a turkey eater
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Dawson
2 years
Any time a top player complains about anything on Twitter the entire melee shitter community comes together and turns into the Skip Bayless Megazord
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Dawson
2 years
The world if smashers stopped using the word “fit”
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Dawson
5 months
Margaret Thatcher and Nancy Reagan are worth -600 women each Better get to thinkin lil bro
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5 months
@slime_machine coming in at 19:34 here, not looking good for u on the yard misogyny rank
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4 years
Not to sport post on main, but The Last Dance is probably one of the greatest docs I’ve ever seen and a bunch of nerds arguing about hard work vs talent when their gold standard for competition is Ping Pong the animation is probably the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
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11 months
Rolling your own cigarettes is a form of meal prepping
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Dawson
9 months
Tfw you’re a victim of identity theft and you get tagged in the group photo like it’s some SICK JOKE
@EggdogEsports
Eggdog Esports 🥚🍳
9 months
Eggdog Scramble 2 is only a month and some change away and it’s already looking stacked with out of region talent! Join them with link below! ⬇️🚨
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6 years
It’s good to be back
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Dawson
7 years
When bae sends you mixed signals.
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Dawson
6 years
Richter is the hotter Belmont It's not even close
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Dawson
5 years
SnS 5: Swiss in Wisconsin (NOT VEGAN, NOT CHILL) The Mango: California goth grown fruit (VEGAN, CHILL) It’s a no brainer
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Dawson
2 years
When I was a TO dweens were actively being banned SOMEHOW we still let rectangles pass with digital movement inputs for the sake of ergonomics without any real attempt at an alternative ergonomic GCC shell Now we have unpatched goomwaves Why are we surprised by the arms race
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Dawson
10 months
Whoop Whoop
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Dawson
4 years
CATBOY BEBOP SEE YOU SPACE CATBOY ...
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Dawson
7 months
Okay but surely lean isn’t REALLY an edge break
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2 years
Getting a teardrop tattoo of the Volcom stone
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