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There are billionaires in Uganda, but they don't go around calling people broke, if you have been blessed with money, humble yourself and give thanks to God. You'll be respected without demanding it
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Six months since I left, the former employer is still looking for my replacement but somehow “I wasn’t working” 😂
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0800212121 is the mental health toll free in Uganda! 🙏🏾
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𝟬𝟴𝟬𝟬𝟮𝟭𝟮𝟭𝟮𝟭 is the mental health toll free in Uganda. Have a blessed new week!
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Andrew Rugasira's property is up for sale by auction! eh!
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If you know anyone whose child requires surgery, the Children's Surgical Hospital in Entebbe provides free healthcare to all Ugandan children. In this lockdown, call this number 👇🏿 and they will book for you an appointment, then send you a travel document to show security 🙏🏿
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You sold the cows for the glow 😂😂😂🤷🏾♂️
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Isaac Ainembabazi, a 33-year-old employee of the Ministry of Information Communication Technology and National Guidance has been missing since November 23, 2020! 😭
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😂 Are you insane? I am the most underpaid employee and you are choosing me to lead the meeting prayer!🤌🏿
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dfcu is selling the New Plan Engineering Hiluxes at UGX 60,000,000 as the starting price. Those interested, Namanve is the place to be...
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‘People who love Uganda are those who can leave anytime they wish to’
Onapito Ekomoloit: Each time I travel out of Uganda, I get homesick. I am just domesticated.
#NBSMorningBreeze
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The US Embassy is selling furniture, carpets, appliances, vehicles, equipment and so much more at Plot 8, Spring Road Bugoloobi. It started today and shall run till 27th April. Strictly CASH basis 🫰🏾
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So, who protects deposits beyond UGX 10,000,000 since that's the Deposit Protection Fund threshold?
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OWNING A RING LIGHT DOES NOT MAKE YOU A CONTENT CREATOR! 🤭
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Another week of sending job opportunities to strangers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Those vaccinated with Pfizer are yet to meet those vaccinated with Johnson & Johnson.
The clash of egos!
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Uganda's She Cranes (national netball team) has not been able to play friendlies against Jamaica and Australia due to financial constraints, these ladies are featuring in the International Netball World Cup in six days to come! 🤨
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Remember when Ambassador Kinobe's daughter wondered why y'all were making noise about the sh200 social media tax?
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Context: a full page (30cm x 6col) in the New Vision costs sh9,470,000 if printed in full colour! Ugandans have money!
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Joeboy performs his hit single "Sip (Alcohol)" at Lost in Riddim Festival in Sacramento, California
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Today, we mark one year of trying to extend opportunities to the youth. I am always amazed by the overwhelming testimonies of how this service has been helpful in changing people's lives and their perspective about the Ugandan job market. The commitment remains as strong 😍
❗️ NOTICE: Are you a job seekers and ready to work? I have created a WhatsApp group where I will be sharing opportunities limited to Uganda and remote openings. Only admins will be able to post in the group so no spam. RT
Wish to join? ⤵️
#JobSeekersUg
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Kagame can campaign the entire country from a WhatsApp group.
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If you want respect when dead, earn it whilst you’re alive!
Let your people not go around stressing those celebrating your death!
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I wrote this piece about
@ChaiApparelUG
. Y'all support my guy!
Edward Musoke (
@KamaraTheAddict
) eyeing a fortune in statement T-shirts
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"We shall never see the Uganda we want until we develop a central nervous system that enables us to feel each other's pain." —
@dfkm1970
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There’s no better time to leave Uganda than right now, if you’ve the resources GO!
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Mixing AstraZeneca with Pfizer and when Johnson and Johnson arrives in Uganda, I complete the cocktail. I will take Sinovac as well. The virus is joking!
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CAF fined Uganda $2,000 for wearing an Inter-Milan strip twice during the 2000 CECAFA Senior Challenge Cup in Kampala despite players trying to play with their hands covering Pirelli logo.
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🕯️🕯️🕯️Elsheba 🕯️🕯️🕯️Elsheba 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️Elsheba 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️Elsheba 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️Elsheba 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️Elsheba 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️Elsheba 🕯️🕯️🕯️Elsheba 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️Elsheba 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️Elsheba 🕯️🕯️Elsheba 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
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Stella Oyella, 53, a psychiatric nurse, and her daughter Vanessa Atim, 32, sent Joseph Ogaba - a former computer programmer who was Oyella's brother and Atim's uncle - five payments totalling more than £1,800.
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FUN FACT — Kampala to Yumbe is the longest journey one can travel within Uganda 😄
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.
@lulujemimah
has so far raised a total of 31,516,959/= ahead of the
#KaBernzWedding
👏🏿👏🏿 Well done good people! Donate now 👇🏿
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🤦🏿♂️ PSFU has today advertised jobs whose closing date passed a month or so ago.
Meanwhile, a full page (33cm x 6col) in the New Vision costs shs. 8,100,000!
Uganda!!!!
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"A relationship built with lies won't last longer but a relationship built on truth is not even going to start"
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.
@TopBloggersUG
's
@kakatshozi_
,
@don_atngz
and
@genoeric1
when they score a goal at the
#KabiraFootballTournament
😂😂😂😂
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Update: The Lord did something good for me, never stop asking from Him 🗣️🗣️👏🏿👏🏿🙏🏾
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Look here guys, when I share a job opportunity with you and we have not been talking there's no need to ask how I am doing, apply for the job and wait for next time I send you another one! 🙏🏿
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Another month of pretending to love what you do. Garbage!
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Performing at a school assembly always easier than for the entire country but. 🐸☕
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@johnallannamu
is doing what journalism should look like, making very complicated issues of national importance explained for an ordinary citizen's understanding -
@AfUncensored
🤜🏿
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❗️ NOTICE: Are you a job seekers and ready to work? I have created a WhatsApp group where I will be sharing opportunities limited to Uganda and remote openings. Only admins will be able to post in the group so no spam. RT
Wish to join? ⤵️
#JobSeekersUg
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I think it is time to redefine the roles of a Member of Parliament. You can't be paying someone an average of shs25m (about $7060) for Gov't programmes oversight (programs that do not even exist) and making laws (most which are against the citizenry)!
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A quick scan into 2023 public holidays, they’ll come in handy for those much hated Mondays 👍🏾
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👏🏿STOP👏REFERRING🏿JOBSEEKERS👏🏿TO👏🏿YOUR 👏COMPANY🏿WEBSITE👏FOR🏿DETAILS👏WHEN🏿YOU👏LAST🏿UPDATED 👏🏿THE👏WEBSITE🏿BEFORE👏COVID🏿🤦🏿♂️
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1. One of the few who have gone off scene, kept in the diaspora but his music never fades! 🔥 Maddox Sematimba!
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These Half Muganda Half Rwandan girls must have come from those half Government Half Private schools!
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In 2022, we are sharing those job opportunities as aggressively as we share 'work tea' with our friends. Amen 🙏🏿🤞🏿
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Just to remind you salary comes in on 25th January, 2022 a day after the economy has fully reopened.
Thank you, Jehovah!
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After discussing their pay, now ask whether media houses are remitting NSSF money for these presenters.
There’s a fallacy called a freelance contract, whomever invented it is going to hell ✋🏽
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'You can easily identify a poor man from the way he attaches value to insignificant things' -
@beewol
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UOT JOB THREAD!!
Get daily job updates and tag or share with those in need, check out 👇🏿
#JobSeekersUg
💕⚡️✊🏿
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Mutungo taxis!
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Uganda is currently;
1. Playing hiding and seek with COVID-19
2. Praying for COVID-19 to go away
3. Clapping COVID-19 risk allowances into medical workers’ pockets.
What a cow-ntry! 😂😬
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Peter Otai: removes phone to record
Kyaligonza’s Guards:
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😂😂😂👏🏿👏🏿 Scenes when Team
@TopBloggersUG
's top striker graces the
#KabiraFootballTournament
. Y'all can guess who that will be 🧐😂. Register now!
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😂 Hudu Hussein posted to Yumbe!
Alhajj Nsereko Mutumba appointed Kayunga RDC.
Sempala Kigozi appointed Mpigi RDC.
Wano wetulaga!
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Mesmerized that the Kabaka listens to Malamu! 🫣
The Kabaka of Buganda Ronald Muwenda Mutebi ll expressed his love for
@McPallaso
's music hence inviting him to perform and entertain the guests.
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🤣 but this sound is it, listening to it from the pods!
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😂 😂 questions like "What courses are employable here in Kampala"?
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'The most risky venture a girl can undertake is to take a selfie with an equally beautiful friend' ~ Kwame Nkurumah
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😂🗣️🗣️🗣️ this tweet reached the former employer, the usual rhetoric is happening "never fight a company blah blah"
Six months since I left, the former employer is still looking for my replacement but somehow “I wasn’t working” 😂
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🤣 Somebody saw the video of King Oyo dancing and commented;
'Ours has allergy but you wait when he gets better, he will show you'
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Ugandan companies will post all rubbish on social media but hide job opportunities in the most obscure section of their website!
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If y'all can, please donate to CURE for the good work they do around the world. When you are in Mbale, passby the hospital and tip them or something.
Every child deserves the chance to thrive, and at CURE Uganda, we are committed to creating a nurturing environment that fosters physical healing and spiritual strength.
#InternationalDayOfDisabilities
#HealingWithLove
#FaithInAction
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"As much as you may think that your partner knows what you're thinking and what you need, they don't. Your partner is not a mind reader. It's your responsibility to tell them exactly what you need to feel loved." 👏🏿👏🏿
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