Viktør Vaughn
@Kxng_Geedorah
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Comics/Manga || The Illest Villain
Shinnok's Bone Temple
Joined October 2015
These two fools
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Hii upuzi wakipull leo I'm burning this fucking house.
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"Almost 30"
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"Kuna siku dad alikojoa kwa thermos akiwa mlevi"
Hua mnafall in love mnaanza kuambiana your deepest secrets.
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"Leo huku hatupiki, utakunywa uji na mandazi?"
Hii upuzi wakipull leo I'm burning this fucking house.
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Isak can't chat to Oliech
Isak might be the first and only good East African footballer ever.
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Matiti zina attack from the wings like prime Robben & Ribery.
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Growing up my life was tough, ata ndio tununuliwe TV in 2007 we tricked our grandfather that Raila was crying live on NTV. Nigga bought that shit quick without asking questions 😂😂.
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Kuna siku nimeenda ku hug guka juu brathake amekufa akadhani nataka kumvuruga hahaha nilipanguzwa ngumi tatu nikazima.
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Dedan Kimafi.
New member kwa hii keja ni mless ata mambo na panya hajui kazi ni kulala tu kando yangu smh
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This nigga thinks he's James St. Patrick or suttin'.
My fingers smell like blood , i dunno what i might have done to that salamander but let me dress up, go somewhere nice and order a champagne.
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Hahahaha you're a clown
Men over 30 sleeping with girls barely 20 will never make sense to me. Like your agemates hawakutaki ama shida ni nini Uncle?.
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Wanapika githeri on my fucking birthday man, I hate it here.
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Nimedhani mtu amefungua success card kwa space, kumbe ni Shanki anaongea hahahaha.
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A grown ass man did this 😂😂😂.
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The youth he's talking about 😂
Hamtaki Youthful Candidates 2027? People fresh not those old guards?.
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Ladies, after the 6th abortion you should just learn how to do it yaself and then start your own youtube channel or something.
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Okay for those who wanted to see the results, frame one was when I was starting this journey, frame 2 is today, let the waist bead give you the guidance 🤭 I have lost general body weight I am sure before I get to one month there will be a huge difference 🥰 hope this helps 🫶🏾
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"Wanji at 25"
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Oh brother
Blaze alikuanga wayaa. Ninja used to bring a gun in a fist fight huku tl.
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My woman will never experience this, 6AM nitakuwa nishafika kwa Gakuo natoa lock.
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Labile, how about some game time?.
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My highschool sweetheart pale green app naona amezaa some ugly kids
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Shit I legit thought this was your ass crack. DM me tho.
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Hahaha Bolo Yeung was a menace
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"Kuna siku my dad amekojoa kwa jug ya kitchen".
Women wakiwa in love hua wanaambia their men everything. Haha.
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Hii nilinyonya chupa mbili sikudenki siku tatu.
This must be the alcohol Gachagua is talking about. This bottle goes for 110 bob and inabeba wazee huku mbaya sana(na pia inakatwa)
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Tell her you have a crush on Blaze.
My mum just asked me if I have a girlfriend😂😂😂😂.
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Why do we have crack heads on this app.
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They say women age like fine wine. you ageing like milk.
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Malnourished Alex Iwobi.
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Wewe uko na bahati sana hii country inapenda clowns. Ungekuwa Rwanda sai ungekuwa gigolo ama a part time sausage vendor.
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Naona mnasema Omena inameesha haga lmao Basi mbona Hilda ako na haga inatoshana kisigino?.
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Same nigga who said "nikihama mimi uhama na kamba za nguo" and y'all let him run wid it lol one of the worst lines I've ever heard.
This is the only person that can make the words “kuna pahali nafaa kuenda,na ni saa hii” sound so fucking cool❗️😮💨
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Pesa wekea watoto wako kwa bank ukikufa wajisaidie nayo
Mmesema pesa tuekee Saudi Arabia ama Russia ?.
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Nasty bbw fucks step son while blind grandpa is watching.
Suggest a movie I can watch with my younger siblings.
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Unavutia galdem tenje siku mzima hashiki alafu anakuja kukusho alikuwa daro lmaoo I ain't no fool baby girl, I know a nigga named Josh was eating ya ass all day.
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This is why your man is cheating on ya ass.
Bra ya black unaweza vaa one year bila kufua 💀.
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Gyaal said she ain't bending for nobody and I stan. That fat Alexas nigga hudhani twitter ni ya nyanyake 😂😂.
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Wewe ata unakaa kuambia mtu wa mkokoteni akubebee mimba 😂
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Ata siwezi sema kitu hizi streets kama hamjacome for my forehead😭😭 si mtulie.
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Umevaa sandals za Nebuchadnezzar.
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Yani huna sura na bado huna ass? Lmfaooo.
Ningebarikiwa na ass hamungepumua huku.
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This is a rookie ass nigga. wewe enda utafute bibi western, tuachie hawa malaya.
Shot Mia tano pamoja na room is nasty work. I can't imagine how those rooms look like.
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Mimi ngotha ya nyonyo nikitoa huwa naiseti kwa mdomo ka taxin.
Am so disappointed by men🤦.Yaani unapewa alafu unatupa kifuniko(panty) hukoo🙄🙄.Hio kitu unafaa kuvaa kwa kichwa bana🤦.
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you look good my dia.
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The last time I felt a woman's touch Uhuru Kenyatta was still the president of this republic.
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Ukiwa 19 bado ulkuwa highschool? 😂
Nikiwa 19 what I was good at was writing lyrics za Lil Wayne kwa kitabu high school.
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This is you the first 5 minutes in that midfield
Caicedo for 120M? Si wanikujie niingie hio mid basi.
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Uhunye I understand.
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Tukienda trip ya chuo my niggas walikuwa na wanabeba snacks sa hizo mimi niko na githeri na ngumu packet mbili. I swear when I catch my grandpa lazima ukule ngumi.
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This cole Palmer fella is autistic.
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Bitch don't nobody give a fuck.
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He's not salty, he's just being factual. It’s people like you who call themselves journalists that are this country's biggest disgrace.
This Algerian 🇩🇿 journalist is mad that Kenya-Uganda-Tanzania were awarded AFCON 2027. He says in 2027 CAF will ask Algeria to host the tournament because 🇰🇪 🇺🇬 🇹🇿 will not be ready 😂. Man says the awarding was ridiculous because the three teams play outside their country. Salty.
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Eating her ass after a wet fart >>>>>>>.
Msikule ass. Ni msimu wa cholera.
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2 weeks ago nilitumia jamaa ya betkwiff picha ya my receding hairline ndio nitumiwe kofia
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You ain't even cute n shit lmaoo you can sleep outside with your fellow stray dogs. Byeee.
Mnichangie pesa ya rent ama nikuwe chokoraa😂.
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Uthiru ni 450 na anafanya hadi general cleaning.
Sabina Joy ni 800 hata na inflation. Avoid picking women in the club.
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You know the country done gone to the dogs when u see old ass wimmin bumpin' to this garbage ass music.
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That's two bandz my nigga.
Nimepumua leo nikaspend like 2k, hesabu gani hii.
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Nimepata gaidi amenunua mandas na juwis ati hiyo ndio supper lmaoooo Women really aint shit. No pipe for you bitch.
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I thought Batshuayi retired.
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Dude got one jacket like a fuckin traffic police.
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Can't let a bitch stress me cuz I know no pussy can get tighter than my hand.
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I'd rather have a crazy bitch that's loyal than to have a down to earth bitch that cheats when she wants to.
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"Wee ebu enda ununue condom, sikuizi watu wanauliwa na ukimwi"
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Malaya wa Uthiru sikuizi wanakuforce kutumia condom ukinunua pussy
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How would a grown up man, with 33 teeth beat his wife to this extent?.Stop women brutality!
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Bitches know you short and got asthma.
Sjawai ona any female huku akisema barbaric can gerrit y'all know I ain't queer right?.
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You had a nigga dick pic in your gallery too. Damn umende tuu.
I had 3 silver teeth na I used to rock about 6 silver chains na Pete vidole zote😂😂😂Damn umauru tuu.
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Bayern Munich have a real gem on their hands. only 17 years old .
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He found out that we lied to him, the next day we got our asses whooped!!!
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Top 5 saddest set of cheeks I've seen in my lifetime.
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Hey Lil Maina hear me and hear me good nigga, I'm here to double down.
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Nili design T-shirts for dem flani huku na it's been 2 weeks now hashiki simu smh.
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