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@JamieButon

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@JamieButon
James Bong
1 year
Mtu anaeza fanya nisimame kwa mat labda kipofu juu hakuona mat imejaa
@omondike_
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1 year
Offered my seat for an elderly man to sit na wamama kept thanking me as if ni big deal, like that's what we are supposed to do for elderly people, pregnant women and people with kids bana.
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@JamieButon
James Bong
7 months
Juu hiphop mnapenda wanaimba kuhusu bitcoin and engineering
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Idhakho
7 months
Gengetone was all about marijuana, ghetto life, and sex.
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@JamieButon
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11 months
@MOSSADil Fully geared soldiers vs prematures babies the movie
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James Bong
3 years
"Rudisha hizo mzinga ulete keg, huyo jamaa kando yangu anakaa KRA"
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@JamieButon
James Bong
1 year
Wifi mwitu hainanga customer care ni ukasake huyo jamaa local zote mkulane mangumi
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@JamieButon
James Bong
3 years
Mum: umeskia John ule kijana wa njuguna anavuta bangi Me: haiya wacha Mum: walionekana wakiwa na mwingine lakini huyo alitoroka wanasema Tu alikuwa na t-shirt ya white
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@JamieButon
James Bong
3 months
Jamaa ameiba raha ya nchi, raha ya kazi, raha ya masomo na Sasa raha ya Twitter, #RutoMustGo
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@JamieButon
James Bong
3 years
Ghosting hutaka determination, ukimhurumia katikati you have lost
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@JamieButon
James Bong
2 years
@POTUS What changed bro
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@JamieButon
James Bong
3 years
Cousins hulipa mahari ama it's on the house
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@JamieButon
James Bong
4 years
Airtel hiyo pesa ya kudiss safaricom na advertisement si waweke booster hapa mtaani
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@JamieButon
James Bong
2 years
"Nimeenda maombelezi othaya"
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@JamieButon
James Bong
11 months
Sasa madem huvaa nguo za 150 kutoka juu hadi chini, most expensive item itakuwa ID
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@JamieButon
James Bong
2 years
Hiyo kesi inaenda Supreme Court ama math contest
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@JamieButon
James Bong
2 years
Her: Mbona ulinut mbio Ivo Jana Me: State capture
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@JamieButon
James Bong
3 years
Shida ya Kuwa na siblings ni ukienda kupika mayai uskie nipikie pia, naskiaga kuchapanisha pan na ukuta tukae njaa wote
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@JamieButon
James Bong
3 years
Btw hata artists don't do shit mtu tunaexcuse ni trio Mio Pekee juu moles huwa ngumu
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@JamieButon
James Bong
4 years
Kuna dem aliniitaga sleepover kwake na sikuwa na pesa kumshow ivo akasema ni Sawa tu anataka my company, kufika 9 ivi tumeboeka kejani over a series Subaru guy akamkujia dem akaenda akaniwacha kwake kama pet
@SheilaLMaina
Sheila
4 years
Ni madharau gani ushawahi fanyiwa na mtu juu haukuwa na pesa?
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@JamieButon
James Bong
11 months
Mnakula supper alafu mnaturn on KBC and
@hashjenni
Jenni
11 months
When were your simpler times??
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@JamieButon
James Bong
3 years
Vile unangoja mother in law amalize kuona soap opera za usiku utandike mattress sitting room
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@JamieButon
James Bong
2 years
"Uliacha kwenda kanisa kimani unaona vile wanaimba vizuri"
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@JamieButon
James Bong
2 years
Rao:Yaaani umempea panga Unye: Hujaona nimempea kama sitaki
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@JamieButon
James Bong
3 years
Nimetumia Airtel karibu nikufe
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@JamieButon
James Bong
2 years
"Nishukishe imenti"
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@JamieButon
James Bong
2 years
"Unaona vile watu hawakunywi wanaongea kimani"
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@JamieButon
James Bong
3 years
First break up iliuma ajab nikiwa hapo 19 nilienda kukata maji waitress akanotice I'm sad alikuwa ananiguzusha boobs akipita to cheer me up, bless your soul Wa'Phyllis
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@JamieButon
James Bong
1 year
Unauza kuma ya wenyewe hahaha
@lilz_worldd
lilyy!🌸💕
1 year
Eve Maina is pretty, men who are hating nijuu wanajua bila pesa hapo hawatoboi .
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@JamieButon
James Bong
2 years
Bring back my pal, funniest tweep by a mile
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@JamieButon
James Bong
2 years
You and your boy mkienda threesome mnut in 30 seconds na Dem hajatosheka so mko hapo like "we rudi ujikaze "
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@JamieButon
James Bong
2 years
Joyriders wakirudi Kenya waende wafungiwe training iten Hadi wawin gold medals
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@JamieButon
James Bong
3 years
Kila ofisi huwa na that person akiingilia story heri mrudi kazi
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@JamieButon
James Bong
2 years
"Ebu weka news, kibaki amekufa na hamjui, Kenya inaeza chomeka mkiona hizi mawimbo zenyu tu"
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@JamieButon
James Bong
3 years
😂😂😂this exchange smh
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@JamieButon
James Bong
2 years
Nikiwa mtoto nilikuwa nafungua fridge alafu ikitoa the Cold air natembea hapo nikijidai undertaker lakini sai vile nimejua bei ya tokens naomba nisipate mtoto kumbafu Kama mimi
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@JamieButon
James Bong
2 years
Unalipa ule mumama mwenye ni interview coach 30k akuundie cv kumbe interviewer anatafta ngotha
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@JamieButon
James Bong
3 years
"Baba ulicon watu 800k na bado huezi lipa dstv nione cartoons"
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James Bong
3 years
My mum just got admitted akawekwa on oxygen, man this is going from bad from worse I thought she is getting better FFS Kumbe she was lying to make at feel at ease, please pray for her
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@JamieButon
James Bong
3 years
Polisi hushoot unarmed citizens suddenly wamepata their match Kazi ni kulia
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@JamieButon
James Bong
2 years
Unahara wiki mzima ukilaumu mutura ya ndegwa kumbe Ni the apple of your eye anachemsha tampon na cabbage
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@JamieButon
James Bong
2 years
"Huyu mutu wenu wa bangi ana kizungu sana, wewe mbona unavuta unashinda umelala"
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@JamieButon
James Bong
3 years
Ukiwa pale backshots alafu ujione kwa kioo
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@JamieButon
James Bong
7 months
Ukirudi local after kuwacha pombe for 1 week
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@JamieButon
James Bong
4 years
Teach your son's how to handle rejection, the weakest man ni mwenye anakataliwa anaanza kuitana malaya
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@JamieButon
James Bong
2 years
"Writing ni complicated siezi kakufunza Tu Ivo"
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@JamieButon
James Bong
3 years
Kabi wa Jesus every get together cousins wengine wakipigania soda za fanta
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@JamieButon
James Bong
3 years
Boyz wangu tukiwa strip club amewai chomoa hizo noti Kwa thong tulionwa war ajab
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@JamieButon
James Bong
4 years
'tukikiss mseme awww hapo nyuma ama mpande mat'
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@JamieButon
James Bong
7 months
Abuya Jr sai anauliza nani anataka nduma asirudi nazo home
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@JamieButon
James Bong
4 years
Ukilala sitting room unaamshwa 6 inabidi utoke na mattress aunties wasione morning boner wakulaani
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@JamieButon
James Bong
1 year
Zinedine Zideni
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@JamieButon
James Bong
2 years
Unatokaga local happy AF umebishana na the Boyz about football for 6hrs alafu unafika kejani unaargue na the Mrs for 6 minutes unaskia kuend it
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@JamieButon
James Bong
1 year
Hii ukimbao hapo ndani inabidi ufungue dirisha uitoe nje kama aerial juu hamuezi toshea wote
@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
1 year
‘Autopax Air Yetu’ electric car to cost Ksh1.7 Million
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James Bong
2 years
Kuenda mkate asubuhi is very chaotic
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James Bong
5 years
Haha unanyonya tirries unahara wiki mzima ukilaumu mutura kumbe umenyonya cocktail ya vumbi sweat na cum ya kevo
@DjEynie
Kelitu Kaseo
5 years
Bra ya black unaweza vaa one year bila kufua 💀
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@JamieButon
James Bong
2 years
Mnaeza tell a murder from a picture but can't tell your girl has been eating more nut than a squirrel
@BettKiptooElvis
FAST N CURIOUS'
2 years
Huyu alijiua ama aliuliwa? What's your take??👀
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James Bong
3 years
"Bibi yako ako hapa nje anaambia watchman she did not study for 7 years to sign her name at the gate"
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@JamieButon
James Bong
4 years
City boy alikuwa amemarrinate ass usiku mzima your girlfriends wakalambe lakini Mungu ni nani
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@JamieButon
James Bong
3 years
😂😂mnakuaga aje
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@JamieButon
James Bong
2 years
Kusomea journalism uandike sleepless nights in every post must be hectic
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@JamieButon
James Bong
11 months
Nyama umeweka kwa Twitter circle
@WaPishori
Wairimu Wa Pishori 🍚🍚🌾
11 months
Pishori+ Minji , karati, waru, gathufu, (kanyama)🤤🤤🤤
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@JamieButon
James Bong
1 year
Huyo jamaa na guitar anaona views zikipanda anadhani ni talanta
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@JamieButon
James Bong
4 years
Hapa ndo unakutaga man's akimeza chrome dry counter unamuita alcoholic because y'all just judgemental cunts
@kirigwi
Kirigwi Makini
4 years
#GikombaFire 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Sasa ukifika hapa, utafanya nini haki? 📸
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@JamieButon
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4 years
Muratina Vs mla itina
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@JamieButon
James Bong
2 years
Hata mimi nikienda mahali naiba naeza amka 4
@MwangoCapital
Mwango Capital
2 years
The Deputy President was at his office at 5.15am. What's your excuse?
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James Bong
3 years
Married niggas wanaona game on mute wasiamshe watoto
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James Bong
3 months
Nimeongea na Billy ako free guys thanks to everyone who tweeted #FreeBilly
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James Bong
3 years
Goddamit nimeanguka Tao bana
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James Bong
3 years
So Leo I was baby sitting my nephews alafu mama yao akarudi na some of her friends na sikujua, anyway I do this thing nikiskia my nephews approaching I hide in a corner and say MAAA!!! Wakifika, Anyway guess who jumped before 3 adult strangers and tried scaring them
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James Bong
2 years
Ukidinya thick woman huwa unastrago kupitisha kanyunyui Kwa thighs like
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James Bong
4 years
Leo nimevaa trench coat mvua ikakataa kunyesha, nimeshinda in town looking like a drug dealer
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@JamieButon
James Bong
2 years
Kale women wanaombea their husbands, kikuyu women wakivunja windscreen, hmmm
@NationAfrica
Nation Africa
2 years
Kipchoge's wife fasted for seven days ahead of race
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James Bong
2 years
"Kamau mbona umeandika 4:20 wozap na unajua ulipata 257 kcpe, unataka waseme nalea muongo kwa kanisa"
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James Bong
8 months
Mwisho niliguza titties dollar ilikuwa kama 87bob
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James Bong
2 years
Kuna Boyz wangu amefutwa job for drinking, yaani jamaa alikuwa younger than me aliangukia kazi ya kama 70k alikuwa anaannounce unprovoked kila siku lakini naskia alikuwa anakunywa kama samaki, what's happening to the youth
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3 years
"Bwana deputy huyu kijana anasumbua my class hata siezi funza, you should deal with him "
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James Bong
2 years
Nimesahau shopping kwa matatu hahaha Ni Kama nilirogwa hahaha, I'm actually crying
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James Bong
4 years
Ukismash dem ya mtu kama amevaa jeans mnago through all that process ya kutoa tight jeans na bado hajachange mind unajuaga love doesn't really exist
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@JamieButon
James Bong
3 years
Jamaa wa kuuza fresh juice aliweka msichana mrembo mwenye matako counter tunakunywa juice huku kama nonsense
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@JamieButon
James Bong
8 months
"Hajakubaiya kitu this valentine yaani, huyo mtu wako hukua aje heh. Btw si ungetoa hiyo bra ama haikufinyi"
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@JamieButon
James Bong
3 years
Scenes huko radio Africa 2012
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@JamieButon
James Bong
3 years
800k nakuru mzima tunaeza pewa handjobs tupate kizunguzungu
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@JamieButon
James Bong
1 year
Nimekaa kando ya msichana mrembo sijui nimpee 150 nimshow this is just the beginning
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@JamieButon
James Bong
3 years
Sasa juu uligongwa unataka kunigonga😂😂😭
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@JamieButon
James Bong
3 years
Mnakunywa keg na vyombo za wageni
@AntohLibra
𐌀𐌍𐌕Ꝋ𐋅
3 years
Mlisema hamlewangwi keg? Hamjui greatness!
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@JamieButon
James Bong
3 years
Yengs ataniekea mchele ya 500 akute mpesa Nina 37 Bob nilikuwa naplan kuhepa nimwachie bill
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@JamieButon
James Bong
3 years
Kahush alianza kurap kidnappers wakamwachilia bila ransom
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@JamieButon
James Bong
5 months
"Babe nikisugua wababa ivo i was young, siku izi unajua naumwa na mgongo labda missionary"
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James Bong
4 years
Dem yako hupotea Friday anarudi Monday kama Yesu but unlike Jesus she enjoyed the whipping
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@JamieButon
James Bong
11 months
Original ID ni kama napelekea mama yangu kesho aweke kwa ile box huwa juu ya wardrobe
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@JamieButon
James Bong
4 years
Ukipata a woman who adores you she will have you walking in town thinking you are handsome and shit
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@JamieButon
James Bong
4 years
Elsa ameweza soft life bila bwana za wenyewe hao wamama hawaezi amini😭😭
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@JamieButon
James Bong
8 months
Mtu akimwaga maji kwa floor alipata ikiwa safi akipanguza utamsifu for cleaning their mess
@FauzKhalid
TheRealMvitaOne
8 months
The dollar is at KSH 155 from 164 a few days ago and by next week it might end up at 145 but ya’ll are silent about it
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3 years
"Distribution of fish to TL baddies is suspended as we address the issue in Ukraine"
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@JamieButon
James Bong
1 year
Ule msee aliimba narudi ocha alikuwa anaimba ivo unga ikiwa 80 bob na sukari kilo 90 saa ii najua anaskia kurudi binguni
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@JamieButon
James Bong
3 years
The previous batch wouldn't let ya'll out the kitchen to tweet this
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@JamieButon
James Bong
2 years
GK nyambura being considered a baddie is why I never take anyone anajiita Ivo seriously
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@JamieButon
James Bong
3 years
Kuna tweet ukiona after 3 years utacheka bado? ebu mquote or comment with a tweet you think is timeless for this sad nigga hours
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