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@Kurz_Prime

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Joined March 2011
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2 years
A reminder, you can convince yourself of anything.
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Sure....
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Did it hurt? When you realized our logo never had a cornucopia.
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@2ABernie It needed to be rehashed
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@MarisaDoom Nah, he's not 'hot enough to hook up with' is what she's saying.
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@frozenaesthetic Half of my job is figuring out how to retard proof my systems
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@bongoism That bitch
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6 months
@Rothmus Where did they find Testosterone in the wasteland... It doesnt make sense.
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@Kurz_Prime
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@WomenPostingLs I understand, Medusas are ugly.
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2 years
@CasuallyGreg It's an anti homeless bench, masquerading as a bench for people who are in a wheelchair.
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@Kurz_Prime
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I am aroused and scared for my life.
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@YourAnonNews @elonmusk Before he bought it, it was a Liberal propaganda machine.
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@MelonieMac Jews Killed Jesus
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@bongoism Did she pay for it?
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@le_shallot I wanna squish him before he loses too much weight. 😭
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6 months
Me colorized
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@danishacarterr That man is horrific*
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3 years
Alrighty, *unzips pants*
@howllr
Howllr #WomenAgainstPoilievre🇨🇦
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I’ll leave this here.
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@xjhannaa Damn you really like to groom the youth
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1 year
Hear me out, some people need to get the death penalty.
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5 months
@FreckledLiberty If the non gay ones are filled then you can use the gay ones but only by looking straight forward or straight up.
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🤔
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@MalteseAnna I can see why your mother cut you off
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@thechosenberg The son will never think about being gay ever again.
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@FuzzyMinis Someone had to do it, now we just have to go back and
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@rickyberwick Feminism and woke culture ruins everything Ricky 😔
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@MrBeast What happened to the community note? 🤔
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@kangminjlee Black people hate accountability
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@Kurz_Prime
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How did she find Testosterone in the wasteland??? This doesn't make sense.
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I did some renovations over the weekend. 👌
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@MomsPostingLs I ain't gonna be no Muslim
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10 months
Where's mine? 🥺
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2 years
Your daily reminder Tswift got no ass. Good morning
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@niyaaahx Dude charged the officers with a knife
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2 years
I challenge the womenz
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1 month
@WomenBeingAwful This is her mug shot, she definitely has SSRI eyes.
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6 months
Did they honestly think this would work? 🤔
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@SuspectFed As fellow Brazilian, fuck the Brazilian government.
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@Nugjokes Never settle kings
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6 months
Let's value child bearing hips again
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@Alphafox78 So even the woman's body is keeping track...
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@StevenUtterback @WomenPostingLs She is hot, the piercing is not.
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1 year
This is how I'll get myself a Latina.
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1 year
@Morbidful He shot twice, I can see one shot as an accident. Twice is murder.
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@Viraltitokvids . @Rothmus inspired this tweet
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3 years
My first time going to a strip club is tomorrow night. As a newbie please help me out.
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10 months
They were talking about roe vs Wade in my liberal chat I am in. So I dropped this meme.
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2 years
Get the attention from your man that you deserve.
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6 months
@1youlovetohate1 @Rothmus Testosterone needs to be stored in a temperature controlled manner. It's hot in the wasteland. Everything else can be explained. 👌
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@stephanie_co239 @Richard_Harambe Mental disease really does a number on interpersonal relationships.
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@lustforsasuke I am Brazilian, it's a Banana Republic down there. I escaped it 👌
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@IndianSinghh @AshwiniVaishnaw @MIB_India You literally have shit in your first name 🤣
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Does the fact I have allergies make me gay? Be honest.
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Being likable gets you further in life than being intelligent.
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@MomsPostingLs A man wrote this
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Should I tweet while on anesthesia? 🤔
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@MomsPostingLs This is her now
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Most feminists are EVIL
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@VisionaryVoid @Morbidful It's always the browns
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@boygrrI They don't see you as a girl my guy
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3 years
Taking a Magnesium supplement has been the biggest fucking change in my quality of life. Holy fucking shit.
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@TechnoloJai @MKBHD @dbrand People are upset over this????? The heck
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@MarisaDoom @howdster You only marry the good father figure...
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@Plumber_Mario_ Thank you bb
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2 years
The more guns I have, the less there are for mass shooters.
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@leekern13 You aren't God's chosen, stop being narcissistic.
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I found @IAmSickOfUrCrap 's baby pictures. 🥺
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George Floyd is now 2 years sober! Everyone please celebrate his achievement. 🥰
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@pydomantwo @Rothmus This makes sense
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@CallMeK1123 @RachelBitecofer Childless women are full of hate.
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@IndianSinghh @barrystantonGBP Ah so you are proving you come from a people who like to rape. 👌
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2 years
Shake that ass for debt relief.
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@YourAnonNews Lawd this account used to stand for something now it's a leftist propaganda platform.
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@BrianMFloyd He drunk in every cut 👌
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@thechosenberg Dude couldn't get with the mom so he went for the daughter.
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@ArielEbaugh Rent isn't theft
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@Voizeofsoul They could've logged off?
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@CallMeK1123 Lesbians definitely are the most violent of all of the groups. 🙃
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@yrn_polo @snappymemes @GarbageHuman24 I don't talk to people who don't understand math
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I am that bunny.
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@TravelerChaotic @financebrah2 @PiersMusket @kenzietuff Women tend to want to dictate the lives of others more readily.
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@SCHIZO_FREQ I just realized she was so lazy she didn't want to reshoot the first cut that had her unmade bed in it.
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Sorry boys I don't got the tism. 😞
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@rickyberwick Never engage with an account with less than 100 followers.
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@doejens Child porn
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@RestrictedVids Don't touch a man's hat
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@jahngerale @danishacarterr I see you are a feminist cunt 👌
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8 months
For someone who didn't like to be doxed, you sure want to dox others.
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Here's a psycho wishing death on me. Anyone know where she works or have info about her? DM me! . @chizritu
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I am a normie. 😩
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@iamarawn @nypost Sorry this is false
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TL cleanse before the end of the world. 👌
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Corpos want to shut me up
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Sure....
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@MomsPostingLs Not a N, Surprised but she probably a baby trapper
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She's a 10, but her favorite movie is Talladega Nights.
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@Reignvenous @frozenaesthetic Honestly it's the 5% of users that give me the most issues.
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@yagamigigacat Quit porn bro, the issue lies with you
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