Anna Maltese 🪷💛 🏹 💛🪷
@MalteseAnna
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Archer, martial artist, fmr Simpsons animator, Sylvanas in @Warcraft Legion exp, Lucifer on Mr. Deity. Greatest swordfighter in the North Valley HOA. She/her.
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1. Black lives matter.
2. ‘Karen’ is not a racist slur.
3. ‘All Lives Matter’ is, even if it might sound inclusive on its face.
4. White cishet conservative Christians are not an oppressed minority.
5. Wear your mask and practice social distancing.
6. Moisturize.
❤️
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I animated this scene. The memory has haunted my waking hours ever since That Day Which Shall Not Be Named.
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Be the sexy, shirtless dude calmly wielding a spray can flamethrower at a Nazi that you wish to see in the world.
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If a candlelight protest outside Kavanaugh's house is inevitable, he should just lie back and enjoy it.
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WOMEN: We want the same pay as dudes.
BIC: (confused grunt, holds up pink pen)
WOMEN: No. We want equal pay.
SCHICK: (perplexed head tilt, offers pink razor)
WOMEN: MONEY. GIVE IT TO US. WE DO THE SAME WORK AS MEN.
DORITOS: (makes "Ah-hah!" noise, proffers bag of chips)
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Bernie Sanders has officially declared his candidacy.
So I donated $27.
To Kamala Harris.
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Perhaps more accurately, it’s haunted my waking hours ever since a couple of weeks after That Day Which Shall Not Be Named. The first couple of weeks after That Day, I was - as Egon Spengler might say - horrified 'beyond the capacity for rational thought.'
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@BenjySarlin
@tedcruz
As a Simpsons animator for many years, I can say with 100% certainty that A) Lisa is officially the conscience of the family so...awesome. B) Neither Marge nor Homer are Republicans.
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Ladies, ladies...There’s no need to fight. You’re BOTH horrible.
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@BenjySarlin
@tedcruz
Homer voted for Obama in 2008. And I personally worked on the gay marriage episode, in which Marge pleads with Reverend Lovejoy not to stand in the way of people who love each other. In fact, that's the episode I'm most proud of.
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@criticalthotcop
Another fun morning activity is grinding coffee. All the coffee. Just keep grinding it. Grind some more. Get more coffee beans, and grind them. Add some gravel, if you feel like it.
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I hope this result gives that orange shitstain a stroke.
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Hi, just a reminder that the whole “alpha male” wolf analogy is complete bullshit, that wolves in the wild organize their packs as families, and that the whole violent “alpha” notion was born from studies of captive wolves and therefore do not display typical pack behavior.
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"A pro-lifer Dem from Texas does more for choice than a pro-lifer Republican"
No. No, they do not. Hear me on this one. /1
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@criticalthotcop
You know what’s a really fun activity at 7 am? Blasting Tuvan throat singing YouTube videos at full volume.
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It bears repeating here:
REPRODUCTIVE.
ISSUES.
ARE.
ECONOMIC.
ISSUES.
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I love how the white that the Democratic women are wearing makes it look like a ray of sunshine breaking through clouds and shining into the chamber
#SOTU2024
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Fuck this immunity bullshit.
This is my mother, Cristy Maltese. She and her sister, Joan Maltese, flew out to DC to take part in the January 6th white supremacist riot. Prior to that, Cristy was fired for racism at LCAD, where she taught animation.
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Wipe your noses, steel your fucking spines, remind yourselves that debates don’t move the goddamned needle, and fucking VOTE.
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@BenjySarlin
@tedcruz
Maggie's wonderful, but she's a baby so I don't know what his deal is there, but as for Bart...I mean, he was really fun to animate and his scenes were dynamic but I don't know how to respond to a sitting Senator who wants to align himself with the kid's moral judgments.
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Watching the Harris-Walz rally and Tim Walz is great and all but watching Kamala Harris speak, and hearing a Presidential candidate's speech delivered with a woman's voice, it just hits hard, historically. I just have to sit down for a bit.
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@docrocktex26
@JoyAnnReid
@GOP
A friend of mine who's worked as a political organizer for years just posted this:
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Fuck every last one of you motherfuckers who didn't vote for, bitched nonstop about to depress voter turnout for, or ate up bullshit conspiracy theories about Hillary Clinton. Planned Parenthood Withdraws From Title X Program Over Trump Rule
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@elonmusk
You seem like a nice, sane, stable person to whom shareholders should definitely entrust an enormous social media platform and not at all like an Afrikaner version of Howard Hughes in his later years.
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NO ONE:
NOT A SINGLE, LIVING HUMAN BEING:
NO ONE'S ANCESTORS OR DESCENDANTS YET TO COME:
ROSE MCGOWAN:
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This should be made into a painting and displayed in the Smithsonian.
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@BenjySarlin
@tedcruz
I don't want to leave readers with the taste of Ted Cruz's Simpsons impressions, seasoned with sweaty desperation, in their mouths. So instead, I'll leave you with this palate cleanser, which is probably the scene I am most proud of having animated, ever:
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"We saw the massive influx of migrant crossings."
No, you didn’t.
"Countless women + children."
Again, nope.
"We were heckled..."
OK, this one I can believe.
“...by cartels."
By kids who came out of their homes to ridicule you assholes creeping around their hedges.
1:00AM on our southern border.
18 Senators are here with Border Patrol on their night shift.
We saw the massive influx of migrant crossings.
Countless women + children.
We were heckled by cartels.
This is a humanitarian crisis.
And Joe Biden needs to address it immediately.
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@MarlaReynoldsC3
This is MY son. He graduated
#1
in litter box training. He was awarded treats this morning. He is a gentleman who respects women. He won't go on solo dates to due the fact that he's neutered and also a cat.
#HimToo
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@pants_so_short
It makes me think just how easy dudes have it. They don't have to continually prove themselves like that. Over and over again. Their authority is taken as a given. They say something, and people just believe them.
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Every once in a while I think, is there anyone as useless as Rudy Giuliani? And then I’m reminded that Michael Moore still walks this earth.
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I, an archer with a chonky tortie, have lived like this since before J6. I am not wearing an ankle monitor because I did not throw in with white supremacists in order to try to overthrow American democracy. I turned screenshots in to the FBI from family members who did though.
I, a mom & grandmother with no criminal history, have lived like this since
#j6
. The box on my ankle holding me INSIDE the house, unable to live. In 13 days the government will force me to endure a 51 month sentence because the last 3 years of confinement means nothing.
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I lived through both Bush administrations so listen to me when I tell you:
Do not underestimate the ability of a Cheney to hold a grudge.
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Cheers to everyone who ISN'T getting arrested and having their mugshot taken today.
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If Republican women are upset at their daughters going no-contact with them, maybe they should try not voting bigotry into power.
Just a thought.
- A daughter who went no-contact
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This is BOTH a pragmatic & moral issue. Dems won the popular vote on the most pro-woman & pro-PoC platform ever. These issues matter. /7
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54% of us are D. We don't just wink out of existence because we're suddenly deemed expendable by the minority of white men in our Party. /13
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Hard-won victories - Title IX, Roe, contraception - are fights we ARE STILL FIGHTING IN 2017 and we are BARELY HOLDING THE GROUND WON. /9
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@AlexanderShur
If the building didn’t want to be graffitied it shouldn’t have been dressed like that
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@hunterw
@Backstorymom1
@johnthune
Real presidents don’t have to ask which members of the Senate and House are in their party because they already know. Especially four years into the job.
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Women aren't full citizens under the law. We don't have equal pay, we don't have equal rights. Our liberties are under attack every day. /8
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After I cut off contact with my mother when she confirmed she'd flown out to DC on January 6th, she tried to reconnect on my birthday with a letter that decried how "politics" had been allowed to get in the way of our relationship.
Insurrection. Isn't. Politics.
Insurrection isn’t politics
Storming Capitols isn’t politics
Menacing Congress isn’t politics
Soliciting criminal foreign interference isn’t politics
Lying about elections isn’t politics
Impeding the peaceful transfer isn’t politics
Trumpism isn’t politics
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Women are the backbone of the Democratic Party. We make up 51% of the total US population and 54% of the total electorate. /12
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@PrezHillary17
@CandiceAiston
Technically...it was a team effort among the writers, the voice actors, and the animation team. I am so very sorry.
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If the Dem Party opens its doors to legislating away women's bodily autonomy, neither they nor women net any gains. Period. /3
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On women's backs. Women. Specifically black women. Who've had the back of the Democratic Party for YEARS. /20
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@tonyposnanski
I'm sorry, I was on the phone - did you say something about
#EmmylessDonald
and his insecurity around having no Emmys? 'Cause it'd be a shame if folks posted photos of theirs with that hashtag. Like here, for example, with three of my five I won for animating on The Simpsons.
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@therealroseanne
Who doesn't remember that. That was right before he singlehandedly defeated the Space Pirates of Talos VI but after he won the Grammy for Best Male Rap Artist of 2015.
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RIP Gilbert Gottfried who, at the Aladdin premiere, leaned down, looked me dead in the eye, screwed up his face, and exclaimed, "Animal Tease? YOUR NAME IS ANIMAL TEASE?!"
You were awesome and that made my entire night. ❤️
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@JohnCornyn
John, we already like her. You don’t have to keep trying to convince us she’s awesome.
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@hitRECordJoe
Hey, Joe. Professional animator and artist here. Quick question: what is the exchange rate for
#Exposure
bucks to American dollars these days?
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If I ever look at a camera with this expression on my face, it's a signal that I need an extraction team ASAP.
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@JimCarrey
I'm liking your pieces. Here's my contribution, inspired by an anime series called 'Attack on Titan':
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And seriously - you're really coming for women's rights NOW? After THIS election? Under THIS administration? For serious?? /22
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Me: They have breakdancing at the Olympics? That's so cool, the competitors must be amazing. Let me just check out what they're d-
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@SamSykesSwears
@jaketapper
@sohmer
Whoa whoa whoa...let’s just give him a chance to settle in to the job and see what happens. Maybe he’ll pivot and - I can’t finish that sentence, sorry.
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If you weren't in a coma during the 2016 election you might remember how the first female candidate had to fight just this two-front war. /6
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At that point, women will be forced to fight a two-front war just to keep what dwindling rights and liberties we DO have. /4
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If you're willing to bargain my life away without even my CONSENT, you're willing to bargain anything away.
I see you.
I SEE YOU.
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When we finally fucking emerge from this hellscape, we all agree we’re not inviting that complicit, classless, tasteless fuckknuckle
@IvankaTrump
to a goddamned thing, right? Like, no TV interviews, no retrospectives, nothing. She is persona non grata. Right?
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All kidding aside, what the actual fuck is this expression doing on the face of a Supreme Court nominee at their hearing?
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It'll be interesting to see who
#WhiteDudesForKamala
choose to spotlight in their meeting: the former Bernie Bros like Mark Ruffalo and Michael Moore, who did his level best to poison the well in 2016, helped give rise to Trump, and are now jumping on the cool kids' bandwagon /1
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@Steph56Renee
I was also raised with Ariel. Family of animators. My mom was a background painter for that film. Cels and b/gs from it would be strewn across our kitchen table while she painted. I got to watch it made in my own home. And I say that Halle Bailey cast as Ariel is awesome.
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To put it in terms party officials should understand:
The more we're forced to bear, the less $ and time we have to support a Party.
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I’m voting for the ticket which has NOT been endorsed by both the KKK and the Taliban.
#BidenHarris
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I voted for HRC in the primary because Sanders was and still is too conservative for my tastes on most issues - civil rights, women's rights, gun control, the environment, immigration, too many pro-war votes, etc.
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A movie about Ronald Reagan starring* Dennis Quaid, Jon Voight, and Kevin Sorbo? Sign me up! I just have to microwave this fish in the company break room first.
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OMG,
@SpeakerPelosi
retweeting the the link to help cure the ballots in AZ, CA, and CO, featuring the logo I designed for Grassroots Democrats! 💙😍💙
Our vote is our voice - let’s make sure we are heard!
Help voters in Arizona, California and Colorado cure their ballots so that all votes are counted and all voices are heard.
Volunteer HERE with grassroots Democrats: -NP
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This past election taught me how sexism and misogyny is alive and well on my own side. I will not let those forces dictate my destiny. /43
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...or voices like that of Mark Hamill, whose record of allyship is comparatively long and impressive and who, unlike Ruffalo and Mike, has managed to avoid leveraging Americans' misogyny and tarnishing his own reputation. Women are watching to see where you go with this, guys.
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This isn't playtime. This isn't academic for us. This directly affects OUR liberties. OUR paychecks. OUR bodies. OUR dreams and hopes. /23
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@criticalthotcop
While you’re at it, how’s your garbage disposal unit running these days? Might not be a bad idea to run it for a while, just to keep it in use.
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Forced to defend our left flank as well as our right, the battle to keep what we have will become impossible. The center will not hold. /5
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@shingworks
"Her breasts boobed boobily in zero-G...like twin bosoms bosoming breastily..."
* Clarke looks over his work, nods in satisfaction, then pours a shot of Southern Comfort and pats himself on the back for a job well done.
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@realDonaldTrump
@daveweigel
So you're saying you think people who make fun of you should be fired?
Well, I'm my own boss and after careful consideration I decided I'm not going to fire myself for illustrating this:
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@SamSykesSwears
A friend of mine who has been a political organizer for years just posted this on his page:
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holy f-
San Diego Democrats will have a 9-0 City Council majority for the first time
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We aren't making strides forward. And now, supposed allies on our left in this fight are forcing us to defend our left flank. /10
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I am not gonna assist in the rehabilitation of
@chucktodd
. Hillary Clinton warned us on the campaign trail about that thing currently squatting in the WH, and it only now occurs to Mr. Struggle Goatee that democracy is under threat?
Fuck that. This is Chuck's legacy:
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@BenjySarlin
@tedcruz
I think what this really comes down to is that
@tedcruz
is simply thirsty for a VO spot on the show and this - in addition to that Simpsons "audition" video he made - is another cry for help in landing that gig.
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This is Joan Maltese, her sister and fellow J6 attendee. If Trump gets immunity for January 6th because of this corrupt SCOTUS, I hope that these two at least get recognized for their efforts to help bring about the downfall of American democracy.
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@pants_so_short
I've met guys who will sometimes assert something related to archery that's been debunked, and I'll say, "That's actually a myth," and they actually get defensive and say something like "How do you know?"
And then I have to once again list my entire fucking resume.
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I support whichever individual candidate has my back and the backs of my sisters. I will not give one red cent to an org that does not. /41
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