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English media and pundits:
"No player is bigger than the club".
Until José Mourinho that benches a player. *Crickets*
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Let it be known that José Mourinho was the only Spurs coach that tried to make the Ndombele deal work (a signing he didn't make) but also the only one that gets all the smoke for "treating him badly" or "using him". Very weird.
🚨NEW | José Mourinho is eager to work again with Tanguy Ndombele and is pushing AS Roma to finalise a loan deal.
📍Ndombele will return to London, but he is destined to leave again as he does not fit into Spurs boss Antonio Conte's schemes.
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The wisdom behind José's time at United is underrated. He knew we couldn't win the league but needed to be in UCL so he prioritized the UEL and won it. Used one stone to kill 2 birds - get UCL and the money, and a trophy. No one cares about 2nd.
Also won a trophy for the locals.
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You will know FCB were so comfortable before José. Winning everything. Having fun. Then came José. 😂 Something needed to change. Amma scatter everywhere. The work he did to get Madrid back on track was not easy at all. Man became everyone's enemy for their sake.
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Ozo and Nengi were discussing all night, there was not a time Dora or Lucy were subjects of their discussion. But look at these two.
Bitter people.
#BBNaija
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Oh Lord i love Nengi! I don't think i have loved a female housemate as much as i do Nengi. Not even BamBam.
#BBNaija
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This is how you win a final. They can take the ball home, we will take the cup.
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Happy birthday José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix !
One of the most intelligent managers ever.
A very intentional man.
Deliberately misunderstood by many but always wears his heart on his sleeves.
Never hides; never backs down.
A true winner. Box office.
All the best Papi!
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@MourinhoPics
@CatenaccioChris
Bergwijn wasn't scoring. Fans insulted him, José protected him. Same for Dier, Sanchez, Rodon, Toby, Lamela when they make mistakes over and over again. It is almost like people don't watch his pressers they just allow the media dictate the narrative.
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But they have always been the 2nd highest goal scoring team this season before DDR. 😂
Roma have been putting on a goalscoring CLINIC under De Rossi 💣
They’ve scored SIXTEEN GOALS in their last 5 Serie A matches alone.
They’re now the 2nd highest goalscoring team in the league behind Inter with 52.
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3 Dutch coaches have fallen to him in 3 different European cup finals. We don't do romantic football here. We are war, we are indaboski bahose! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Roma managed to keep Kvara quiet. Managed to ensure Napoli's attack struggled to create chances talkmore score them, that Osimehn had to score from a half-chance. The way some people were spitting invectives on this space.
Do you know how deadly this Napoli is in front of goal?
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"If Roma doesn't keep possession they are an average team." Nigga they have always been an average team.
José Mourinho was the major reason why y'all felt they were prime Barca. Talmbout "he is holding them back". Holding who back? Karsdorp? DPMO!
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I will die on that hill that José's system and game approach with this Roma team not only protected these players, it also helped them save energy. They are mid at best!
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Roma players are not only learning José ball, they are also learning his shithousery. That Pellegrini yellow card was testament to this. He will miss the Salernitana game but will be available for Napoli. 😂😂
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@martin_kuda
@1kymani
@iam_wilsons
@samuelluckhurst
so everyone attacks him and it's cool. He talks back and it's a problem? Clap for yourself.
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This Roma boys follow instructions to the letter. You will know they are in awe of their coach. It's so beautiful to see.
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Imagine that moron. They sack Ole you are talking about Mourinho. What state was the club in when José took over? Nobody talks about that. LMAO. These british journos are really stupid.
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3rd season was supposed to be the season to fill all the missing parts of the team. What did we do? You know the rest. He planned everything but the club thwarted him. He knew the players. We thought he was whining. The man was too smart.
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Nemanja Matic, a confirmed José soldier, followed him to 3 different clubs, tested and trusted, woke up one day and signed for Rennes. He was the only DM. A key player.
What's worse is he left almost when the league was about starting after going through preseason with the team.
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I remember those 2 master classes with a depleted team for that matter. They both couldn't score a goal! Clubs don't respect and appreciate José Mourinho enough and it hurts me every time. They all come out guns-blazing when he faces a tough period and fans fall for it.
Real Sociedad and Leverkusen couldn’t hurt them in over 180 minutes of football. It looked easy but it wasn’t. If not for that bald fraud they would be worshiping him in Rome.
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It is sad that people are not exactly paying attention to Roma. All they do is try to pitch DDR's Roma with Mou's Roma instead of actually watching how the team plays.
This Roma under DDR is probably the easiest team to beat because they are always there for the taking.
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Salernitana wanted to ruin this beautiful Sunday of mine. But mercy said no! 😂
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Jose Mourinho does what he wants to do. Baba no send you. He comes with all his perks, drama and defects. A full package. Even the people that dislike him are admirers. I just hope Fenerbahçe knows that every of their games now becomes like a final and to be solidly behind him.
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@zynnnie
So we should say "your tailor"? Or "The tailor"? Abi you prefer "Baba tailor". Oh OK, "Sura the tailor" ?
Smh.
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@Maverick_Ralph
@Squawka
Club that has been sinking since the Glazers take over. Stop looking for a scapegoat.
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Happy birthday José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Felix. The freshest sugar daddy. The Legend. The brains.
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@KazibweHood
@604pw
@EmenaIo
@GFFN
I feel his method speaks more about the inability of a player to take criticism or handle pressure, than about him. He has this "nothing is freely given to you" attitude. You want to be the best, then you have to work to get there. Sadly, it doesn't work for everybody.
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"Until you've heard mine, never judge me. But don't expect me not to take what you owe me ".
- Prince Oriade 2020
#BBNaija
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One thing you shouldn't accuse JM of is not giving his all to a team to make it work. He lost blood, friends, credibility, jobs, even fans, to make that Roma job work and their fans happy. Yet the Friedkins only thought it wise to stall contract talks and talk to him via proxies.
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You may have your favourites and your opinions, I respect both. But fam, there isn't and can never be any manager like José Mourinho. He is the standard. 👏🏿
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Niles is an upgrade to Vinã. His confidence is sending me. Never under any sort of pressure. So chilled. Can dribble, can cross, is pacy. 😭
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I felt José's mistake was not binning Rui sooner for Svilar but, in retrospect, I thank God he didn't. Less people will be telling you how great Roma's defense is and how the formation at the back is limiting them.
Roma's defense is like an expressway during elections. Free.
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Claudio Raniero stood for the whole length of the game and he is older than LvG.
LvG will rather sit and write poems.
Oniranu.
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, guess who was the referee and VAR on the night Roma was robbed in the UEL.
You guessed right.
You thought José Mourinho and the Roma fans were going nuts right? You will learn. 😂
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I don't think Laycon lost any jingle task. Or did he? 🤔And somehow they always pair him with Vee. Their combo was 🔥🔥.
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2nd season, tried for the league but City too good for everyone. Got to the final of the FA Cup but Phil Jones happened. Two trophies we didn't fight for the season before. Knocked out of the UCL but qualified for it for the next season. Now he has a team to build on.
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Spinazola being absent all season long was a big blow. No disrespect to Zalewski, he was superb. But Spina is cut different. A machine.
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That is a tactical schooling by José to Sarri. Schooling in attacking and then defending. Complete package. It will soon be uploaded on Udemy. 😂
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Juventus is out here defending with their lives against Fiorentina and with a full squad. No issues.
Inter did it for large spell against Atalanta, again with a full squad. No issues.
Roma with 5 starters injured, did it against Inter. WWIII straight.
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There is only one coach I have complete confidence in in a final against a side better than his.
Even when he loses the game it is hardly because the opponent played or did anything better.
That coach is in Rome. Go check his history in the finals he lost.
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My issue is do these people not have family or friends to tell them the truth? Because i don't understand again.
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He can't go back to Chelsea. American owners just did him a number at Roma. He won't want another tussle with clowns that don't care about football just profit.
He can't go to Bayern. To work with Uli? After Levy? A recipe for disaster.
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Is anyone listening to the magic Vee, Laycon, Tolanibaj and Nengi are brewing? That tune is about to be lit.
#BBNaija
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Gasperini managed to qualify for 2 finals probably for the first time in his managerial life, all of a sudden he seems to have a voice on how football has returned to Rome. Maybe someone needs to remind him that it is not by reaching the finals. You have to win it.
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"There is a Roma with Dybala and another without Dybala"
"The team creates little when Dybala and Pellegrini are absent"
"I like the team. On paper we have a team capable of getting T4 so long as they stay fit"
" I don't like 3 atb but I play it to hide our flaws in defense"
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@lillun6
Feyenord scored 28 goals, same as Roma. Never lost a single game in the competition proper. Had the best attack stats too. Play fluid football and are 3rd in their league. You really don't have to like José but try not to belittle Feyenord just to rubbish a good Roma victory.
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It's like they begged Kiddwaya to attend this party. Baba just wear T-shirt enter. No time. My guy!
#BBNaija
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I like how coaches praise you before or after they beat you. He could have easily said it was a tough game and move on. "They are back to playing football" is synonymous to "they are now spreading their legs wide for us" as far as I am concerned.
Gian Piero Gasperini praises De Rossi: “With him Roma are back to playing football.”
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I look at all these babes and it dawned on me how unproblematic Nengi is. Babe just wants to walk in front of a mirror and look at her bum every 5mins while she drags Ozo along without even trying.
#BBNaija
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There was some sort of chaos in my secondary school and everyone was running helter-skelter to safety. I was running through the senior block to my class when my body hit a loose block and it fell and broke. I was in JSS3.
The then principal summoned my dad to school.
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Lol. Last season alone, Leverkuseb spent more or less 150mil quids to get his squad together. Roma spent 7mil on Celik the season before and 4mil on Parades this season. Other signings were free and loans. Model una.
Daniele De Rossi: “We too can emulate the Bayer Leverkusen model, I spoke about it yesterday with the Friedkins. Some of characteristics of the squad that Alonso has will be those that I will also ask for during the summer. I want us to play like that.”
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@jmoors
@talkSPORT
His Roma team play absolutely brilliant direct and interesting football. If you watch them often, you will know. He plays finals and knock out differently because it's a must win. There is no reward for beauty in a cup final. It is who wins that matters.
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It ended rather unfortunately between him and Roma but I just remembered that JM's Roma only lost one game at home in all competitions last season before his sack. 2-1 to Milan.
Regardless of how shit his team is, he always tries to make their home a fortress. I fw that.
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The man has no coaching etiquette. Stylishly mocks the work of his predecessors to make himself feel better. Unforced digs for no reason at all. Time for him to deliver, he failed and now resort to crying. Someone that didn't even get 1/4th of the pressure others faced. Conman.
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Naa, Lucy needs to chilled. See person pikin!
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Pragmatic José is best José. Forget all these G/A stacking. Leave it for fantasy football.
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Anytime José tells you this is his strongest line up, believe him. You are not coaching the team, he is.
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Imagine. 65mil quids spent on one player and his coach is like "this doesn't fit, get me another". And everywhere is quiet.
The things we saw in Rome. 😭
🚨🚨| Gonçalo Ramos could leave PSG in the event of a high offer just 6 months after joining for €65M.
Luis Enrique is not totally convinced by his level and does not consider him reliable for high-level matches. 🇵🇹❌
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@nazom_ngini
You sound like there are better people in the house. Are they not all scams? Lol.
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@Aarefcstars
@thecobbinah
@Iconic_Mourinho
He does his assignments. Studies everything and everyone. He is that grounded.
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Zalewski once said so long as you have been promoted to the first team, no matter your age, José treats you like other first-teamers. It is not a picnic so be prepared to face the pressures. It made them feel welcomed and not isolated. I don't understand this English tears.
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He wanted to do same for Spurs. That loss to Zagreb pained him. Learnt he refused to talk to the players after he had warned them about being complacent all week. QF in the FA cup, lose to Everton. He was to make up for it with LC. All these affected their league run too.
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Roma attacks better with Karsdorp in the team. Defends better too. They are also much better in midfield with Cristante playing. Two very instrumental players.
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People don't get it. He doesn't have anything to prove to anyone. The man just wants to do what he has always done - make history with another club albeit small. Winning with those kinds of clubs counts for way more than you can imagine. Quit with your unnecessary bullet points.
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I know many of you prefer Pep's football ( I find it rather drab and repetitive btw). But Mourinho is clear. While one requires his players to be special, the other requires his to be effective with the right mentality. I am not here to argue. You can do that on your TL.
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Roma is the last remaining team that started from the UEL group stages Even played 2 extra games in the play-off. The other 3 were from UCL.
They have earned their spot tbh.
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Roma players have not gotten a red card all season but José Mourinho has gotten 3. 😂
Almost like he tells them to not worry he will take the red cards on their behalf. What a coach! 🤣
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Roma has played different tactics in this competition depending on what is at stake, injuries and opponents.
They're amongst the highest goal scorers and are also the best in defense. People deliberately ignore all this and come crying whenever they set-up to defend a lead. 🤡
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Lol. Some of you said the same thing when Nuno beat City but still sacked him. It's almost like there is a well of stupidity y'all draw from.
We had games under Mourinho with stats like that and we were complete dirge. Under Conte we are never unthreatening no matter how little possession we have
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The way José went to console Zaniolo. I have never seen José be this patient with any player in my life, moreso one that is almost useless. Smh.
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I have never seen a more humble coach in all my life. José Mourinho will concede your team is better than his. He will not deny it. Everyone sees it. But one thing is certain, he doesn't care whose axe is gored, you will struggle to beat him. You will be frustrated. 😂
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That Gyan boy is the ultimate hustler. The guy was chasing everything including air. Contagious energy.
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Tammy Abraham and Belotti almost gave us all heart attacks. The latter didn't score one Serie goal all season. That team would have gone to the UCL without needing the UEL if those boys scored goals. Lost out on T4 on GW 33 when injuries came in droves. Kai!
Last season Roma were 3rd on xP, 2nd lowest xGA and 4th highest xG in a very strong serie A season with a team made up mostly of cast offs. They were one of the least clinical teams in Europe (14 goal underperformance). Jose would do fine if he was the next Bayern coach imo.
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Dora's situation is funny. She seems to fancy BrightO but Nengi and BrightO have been Ludo buddies for a long time. How does she separate them so he can have her time? I guess this is where Ozo comes in. Help your friend. 😂
#BBNaija
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God, I need José Mourinho back in the UCL. This is his tuff. This is where he belongs. Enough of saving clubs. 🥹
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You were the one that won the EPL and Carabao cup for Chelsea the next season? Or the UEL for Manchester United?
Mourinho has not won any relevant trophy since he called Wenger Specialist in failure.
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José Mourinho returned to Italy and won the UECL with Roma, more than 10 years after winning the last European trophy in Italy with Inter in 2010. All of a sudden Italian teams are putting up more fight in Europe. Talk about inspiration. 🫣
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Winning the UECL will be huge for Roma. It will appear small to the neutrals but to them it is sth they can be cheerful about; sth to hold on to. It will also help renew the minds of the team and their approach towards games. I really hope they win.
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Feyenord are back in the UEL. Marseille are back in the UCL. Celtic in the UCL. Trabzonspor won the Turkish league. People assume the form you were when your team fell to the UECL is the same when you eventually play it.
They all strengthen and become better!
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@EviWestwick
Let me tell you why.
Empathy - vibes with all
Passion - blesses us with his music
Team player - contributes immensely in all tasks, from jingles to sports
Fun - he never misses a chance to be
Intelligence? Superb.
Lovability?
He might not be your fave, but he is a top guy.
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In the beginning there were 5 popular faves with very high votes - Laycon, Erica, Ozo, Nengi and Dorathy. 4 are still in the house and one rightly DQ. One of the 4 will win. As far as i am concerned, the game is still the same. Still no surprises.
#BBNaija
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@ahm_ehiz
If not because that man has built a strong personality and has very strong mental strength, he would have gone into depression because of their lies. Premium bullying all for nothing.
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You need to read Mou's recent presser.
@MistateeT
. It will explain a lot. Roma are very lucky to have that guy.
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I was never interested in press conferences till he came along. What an influence. None other like him.
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As it stands, Lorenzo Pellegrini is untouchable. It doesn't matter who starts, what formation, what weather, you will find him in the line-up playing one role or the other, except he is tired or being rested for a more important game.
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Lol. Tanguy practically had his best season under Mourinho. That man did all he could to get him going and he actually started to show signs of his price tag. This knack some of you have to blame Mourinho for everything is now so cringe. It is borderline witchcraft.
I can't be the only one who Mourinho played a huge role in ruining this guy 😩
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