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@KristisDeadDog

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@KristisDeadDog
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14 days
@steves_beebs @Haydhidho "Cake or death?" "Cake is bad for you." "The alternative is death and if you don't choose someone else gets to pick for you." "What flavor is the cake?" "You can choose the cake and just not eat it." "Who makes the cake do they donate to anyone I don't like?"
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@KristisDeadDog
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@MuellerSheWrote Hey doesn't E Jean still have time to oppose that bond? Seems to me "he defamed again me less than twenty-four hours after getting a third party to front the cash" is pretty solid grounds to insist he pay it himself.
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@MuellerSheWrote "Wouldn't it be awful if the other team did the thing we wanted to do?" This is how you know you're the bad guys.
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@KristisDeadDog
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@WonderKing82 Hell yeah man. Almost 3 weeks since I cut off contact with the narcissist who abused me for 7 years. I feel fucking amazing.
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@KristisDeadDog
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@PsyberverseGM @its_The_Dr Stop buying groceries from Uber Eats
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@MuellerSheWrote Election interference.
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@KristisDeadDog
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@Devon_OnEarth @kferrDC Like not going to concentration camps or what
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@KristisDeadDog
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@nycsouthpaw @DougJBalloon Democrats are united behind Kamala Harris Here's why that's bad news for Kamala Harris.
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@KristisDeadDog
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@BlackKnight10k An original (updating an oldie but a goodie from an unknown author)
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@KristisDeadDog
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@MuellerSheWrote Mr. Trump defamed EJC again less than twenty-four hours after securing a supersedeas bond pledge from a third party. Clearly having a layer of insulation from the immediate consequences of his actions has prevented him from learning his lesson. @kaplanrobbie should oppose.
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@KristisDeadDog
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@foremar @torriangray I bet there's a bunch of stuff you've never heard of
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@KristisDeadDog
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4 months
@pamelafurr He changed his tune after he caught COVID. Too bad for him it was too late to get vaccinated.
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@KristisDeadDog
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@haleytalbotcnn Looks like Moses isn't gonna live to see the Promised Land
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@KristisDeadDog
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@Acyn DEI is the new N-word
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@KristisDeadDog
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@SethAbramson "And that's where I'll bury you when you die."
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@KristisDeadDog
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@lawindsor @realchrisrufo @pnjaban Hahahaha the fucking dumbass really thinks a lawsuit is a good idea
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@KristisDeadDog
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@LetsTheorize @Young25Tim Undocumented immigrants commit far less violent crime than citizens.
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@KristisDeadDog
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@MuellerSheWrote The death penalty is just legalized lynching. Change my mind.
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@KristisDeadDog
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@notcapnamerica He ain't tried that shit for years since Macron beat him at it. Kamala whupped his ass at the debate & he tried to get his balls back but she said no way motherfucker
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@KristisDeadDog
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@BenLeiker @notcapnamerica No I'm pretty sure the problem is Republicans
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@KristisDeadDog
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@JoJoFromJerz Let's be real it's because a Black man was president.
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@OurShallowState @sandibachom The GOP can't survive a Trump loss. America can't survive a Tump win.
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@KristisDeadDog
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@lostletterss @BidenHQ Because it was universally considered settled law. Nobody thought it was necessary because it was unthinkable that SCOTUS would overturn that precedent. Take your bad faith trolling elsewhere.
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@KristisDeadDog
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@BonKwazi @WajahatAli Sir Biden gave an hour long press conference after the NATO summit and spoke for half an hour to the NAACP just this week.
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@KristisDeadDog
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@DougJBalloon Opinion | I was among the first calling for Biden to drop out. Here's why Biden dropping out was a mistake.
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@KristisDeadDog
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7 months
@NuanceBro @jonfavs @elonmusk Wow a whole 19 in the past 8 years that must have massively tipped the scales. Remind me again who won in 2016
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@KristisDeadDog
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@tapestrymedia_ LMAO yeah I'm sure the Republican governor of Missouri would have backed down it a Black woman scolded him.
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@TimInHonolulu Biden needs to lift every single restriction on Ukraine.
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@BlackKnight10k DON'T CALL THIS A COMEBACK, I BEEN HERE FOR YEARS
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@KristisDeadDog
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@jimstewartson If Republican swing states refuse to certify, and SCOTUS allows it... Then Biden declares that civil laws are no longer functioning and implements martial law.
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@KristisDeadDog
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@RWTrollPatrol @neal_katyal You think a judge with less than four years on the bench somehow successfully baited a prosecutor who's been at it for three decades and who has a 97% conviction rate?
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@KristisDeadDog
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@DavidSharp84 That's a lot of word salad to say your grandfather is a pile of ashes in Dresden
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@KristisDeadDog
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@MuellerSheWrote Translation: Back the fuck off before I have the 11th Circuit remove your ass
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@notcapnamerica This is what I randomly stab my walls with a sword
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@Angry_Staffer @MuellerSheWrote Can someone explain what a motion in limine is like I'm five years old?
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@KristisDeadDog
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@TheFederalist1 @SethAbramson Elon didn't build any rockets nor launch any satellites nor develop any robots.
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@KristisDeadDog
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@OurShallowState And COVID farts
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@KristisDeadDog
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@BlackKnight10k Vance is buying an AR-15 RN at the Palm Beach Wal-Mart. He just bumped into Donnie who has a cart full of rope and lumber. Awkward...
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@KristisDeadDog
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@jurgen_nauditt Sure would be a shame if someone initiated a "special military operation" in Karelia while all of Russia's troops are busy
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@KristisDeadDog
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@LemieuxLGM Scott, you don't understand. Back then it benefited the fascist. This time it would hurt the fascist.
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@KristisDeadDog
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@highbrow_nobrow @HeartlandSignal bathtubs aren't designed for the sole purpose of killing people wiener
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@KristisDeadDog
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@CraigDMauger If that ain't just a microcosm of this whole fucking thing
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@KristisDeadDog
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@AdamParkhomenko Her last post BTW
@EricaSLeeCarter
Erica Lee Carter - Sheila Jackson Lee
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The time is now to unite behind the President and get to work beating Donald Trump — one last time.
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tradwife influencer Lilly Gaddis knew dropping the n-word would help her go viral but she never thought the leopards would eat her face
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@KristisDeadDog
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@CoCoBNutz @KamalaHQ Donald Trump cheated on all three of his wives, including his current one when she'd just given birth. With a porn star whom he later paid $130,000 to keep quiet about it.
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@KristisDeadDog
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@notcapnamerica White supremacists bending over backwards to justify why "this* brown person is actually white
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@KristisDeadDog
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@notcapnamerica And this is why it's important to learn how to spot narcissists
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@KristisDeadDog
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@DougJBalloon I wasn't going to vote for Trump because his disdain for the law turned my stomach. But now that a jury of his peers has found him guilty of 34 felonies, I think he's the most qualified person for the job.
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@KristisDeadDog
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@JayinKyiv Biden needs to stop pissing his pants about what Putin might do and start responding to what he is doing
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@KristisDeadDog
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7 months
@shanlonwu @CNN I think this is pretty strong grounds to oppose the bond - clearly having a third party front the $91 million has insulated him sufficiently from any sense of responsibility that he immediately defamed her again. E. Jean should insist that he feel the sting directly.
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@KristisDeadDog
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4 months
@fuptasticvoyage Hi, What would you say was Mike Pence's most notable accomplishment as VP?
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@KristisDeadDog
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5 months
@JudiciaryGOP @RepDanGoldman @RepSwalwell Nobody ever said it wasn't. It's been tampered with to hell and back though. Nothing on it is the least but reliable as evidence of anything.
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@KristisDeadDog
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@TristanSnell This is what I've been screaming! Less than twenty-four hours after securing a bond he defamed her again - he must feel the sting immediately and personally or he'll continue to defame her.
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@KristisDeadDog
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@Michael04242502 @BlackKnight10k Brian Sicknick was beaten so badly he had a stroke and died.
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@DebiPennyLane @SethAbramson "Autistic" isn't a synonym for "mentally challenged". —Autistic guy who finished a full length novel every other day for a decade
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@KristisDeadDog
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@Acyn Isn't this the dude who's been trying to find something to go after Biden on for like 10 years
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@niecy_lee48728 @RonFilipkowski Our Lady of Perpetual Grievance
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@BurghRoman @acnewsitics @CommunityNotes Is that why he opened his eyes, looks around, then closes them again?
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@NJBeisner @ginnyhogan_ By your reading he's been elected three times you fucking moron
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@WhiteDogBabe @RonFilipkowski She didn't spend campaign funds to cover it up.
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@KristisDeadDog
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@OurShallowState @CatherineMFDS My mom is currently in a coma and expected to die this week from end-stage vascular dementia. I see the signs in Donnie. He absolutely won't last another 4 years. I don't know if he can even last another 6 months.
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@TheSylvreWolfe @notcapnamerica They think Barbie dolls are anatomically correct
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@KNwaikwu @Acyn So not for everything then. Gonna have to be more specific.
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@Angry_Staffer This is a generous estimate of the Trump crowd if the area filled completely up for comparison
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@highbrow_nobrow @Acyn DEI is code for the n-word.
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@MuellerSheWrote And then Trump appeals to SCOTUS, who will delay it until after the election. Jack Smith needs to prepare a report for public consumption.
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@RonFilipkowski Odd that he'e only now coming out against someone who tries to have him aborted in the 250th trimester
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@Anc_Aesthetics @KamalaHQ We get it, you miss him.
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@KNwaikwu @Acyn For being Black? Damn dude you went there huh?
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@DougJBalloon Opinion | Donald Trump is now the oldest Presidential candidate in American history. Here's why that's a problem for Kamala Harris.
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@marceelias Now we find out if SCOTUS is going to destroy democracy outright.
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@JorgeDelGallo @0liviajulianna @realDonaldTrump It's a fact of life and we need to get over it
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@SueSandersHere @lawindsor He may be right but he's still an asshole.
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@OurShallowState Then it all crashes down, And you break your crown And you point your finger but there's no one around Just want one thing, Just to play the king But your castle's crumbled and you're left with just a name Where's your crown, King Nothing?
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@yesimrite @notcapnamerica Ain't nobody tagged her ass
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@notcapnamerica Like these people are busting their asses tryna make ends meet and you spendin 20 bucks on taco bell you can't toss em a buck fuck you that's only 5%
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@jimstewartson Every single thing that's happening right now is straight out of Dugin's Foundation of Geopolitics.
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@JoJoFromJerz Tomorrow he's gonna find out he can't just "fire" his running mate. Wednesday:
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@notcapnamerica @CNN Walz gained 23 points, Vance went up 19
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@alaynatreene What the actual fuck
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@notcapnamerica Cops are like Catholic priests, you get caught doing nasty shit they don't fire your ass they just cover it up and move you around
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@notcapnamerica So first we have a Thunderdome, then we do America's Got Talent, then we finish off with Shark Tank.
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@fuptasticvoyage I see. Who would you say is your favorite vice president of all time then?
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@notcapnamerica Something something Ukraine coming from behind to win
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@JerryJHLee @KingAsare530 Husband of Munchma Quchi
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Former Education Secretary Betsy DeVos's brother Erik Prince?
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Jim Stewartson, Counterinsurgent 🇺🇸🇺🇦💙🎈
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Since Benghazi is trending, Erik Prince did it.
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@maggieNYT You gonna report on the news about Maggie Haberman being Trump's mouthpiece
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@GallihughDeb Do this for the classified docs case too
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@johnhawkinsrwn @KamalaHQ The livestream was delayed because of a "DDoS attack" that didn't affect the rest of the site 🤡
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@OurShallowState Always nice to see a narcissist implode
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