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@KooKooKaJu
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Texan. Trainer. Loves helping people get moving! Ashkenazi with Jalapeño.
Texas, USA
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@RobProvince
I'm going to blame the girlscouts on this. I wanted to join the boyscouts when I was a kid but it was because they had way more fun. The girl scouts were only worried about selling cookies.
They could have improved but it was easier to blame the boyscouts.
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@JewishWarrior13
I don't know much about Israeli politics but I have to say since all this started I've wanted to learn more about Netanyahu. He seems to be exactly who Israel and Jews world wide need.
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@ArieFriedman
The doctors told my mother she had absolutely no chance of having children. So they adopted my brother.
Then the universe said "Get rekt you have "twins" now lol/lmao even."
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I tried to mix protien powder with hot water to make hot chocolate. Everything went wrong.
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@timgill924
This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. You actually believe food comes from the grocery store?
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Shoot them in the face?
How can you defeat an enemy who looks into the barrel of a gun and sees paradise?
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I got a bunch of new followers, so I thought I would post something about myself.
This is my "twin" brother. My parents struggled with fertility, so they began the adoption process. Long story short, my mother got pregnant, and we were born 1 month apart 🥰.
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@WarPath2pt0
I don't understand women that don't think we should be able to defend ourselves. These videos should give them nightmares 🥺
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I'm sore and it hurts to take big breaths, but all my parts work and are attached. The wonderful man driving behind me blocked traffic with his car to help. I didn't get knocked out but my helmet was scuffed up so they took me in an ambulance to be cautious with my neck.
Guys... our friend;
@KooKooKaJu
, was involved in an accident and could sure use some good thoughts and prayers if you're so inclined.
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When your boss wants to take a picture with you but you can't stand her.
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And say hello to my mama.
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Dudes:
"Wimminz are dumb buying all that skin care shit."
Also Dudes:
"Lemme just Shea butter my asshole real quick."
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@dieworkwear
Gandolfini. Tate is one of the least attractive men I've ever seen. He's built, that's it. He's effeminate and his no chin constant pursed lips is just a massive turnoff.
That's not getting into his personality lol.
PS: to make this assessment I did update Gandolfini to get
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I was sent home with beef. This is my third try cooking a steak with cast iron. I think I finally got the temperature right. 😁
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Let's see a pic of you in a hat
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Try to "take me down a peg."
Listen, in no way to I condone rape under any circumstances it's a vile and repugnant act. But I cant think of any method better to "take her down a peg", can you? Walkin around like her shit dont stink...
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If you don't wander off you want have to take a ride in the scary mechanical cow!
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I have a gun because of my shallow vagina.
@BOATG0D
@jtylerconway
I don’t have to compensate for a small dick by shooting a gun and proving I’m a man lol And c’mon now, you know all these rich tennis wives just love their tennis pro!! 😘
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Y'all... I only messed up twice and I passed! I struggled with shifting a bit. For some reason my brain wanted to click down again for the next gear instead of flipping it up. Once my foot started listening to my brain I got it, just slow lol.
The rain is holding back!
Put your gloves on your own bike bro... lol
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My bf and I have the same fuckin 5 head jajajajajajajaja!!
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I had a bad day. So I saw my bananas were old and made a banana nut/chocolate chip bunt cake. Then I made a walnut glaze and a cream cheese frosting. I didn't feel like making it pretty so I just took a chunk and topped it like a Sunday.
The cake collapsed but Yolo.
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Last year 8 people came to our Seder dinner. My mother just told me the tally this year is 23.
10/7 sent a Shockwave through the community, and its really hitting me in a good way. I almost never noticed the Jewish community in this city, and now I can feel it everywhere.
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Happy mothers day to the most wonderful woman I have ever known!
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I'm too hyper for desks. Gonna spin in this chair until I fuggin puke.
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And this is where I will remain for the rest of the day.
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I don't know if this date will turn into anything, but this is how I walked in the door. The emotional ties to my ex are cut.
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Everyone in east Texas be warned. My dad left me his truck to use for now.
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"Wow, I have a lot of new followers!"
Hooker
Hooker
Hooker
Hooker
Follow back
Hooker
Hooker
Hooker
Follow back, scroll, Ahh gross, unnfollow, block.
Hooker...
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I am so blessed to receive all of your kindness an prayers! Im sorry if I can't respond to everyone. I am just starting to wake up from the stuff they gave me in the ER 🤣. It may not seem like much bit your words and messages really mean a lot to me ❤️❤️.
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Stetson moved and was blurry, so I used an AI enhancer. I now have a cartoon dog.
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There is no such thing as an undercooked chocolate chip cookie. That's just a cookie dough stuffed chocolate chip cookie.
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It been a long day. My brutha from the same mutha is cooking tonight, so I think I'll sit on the balcony for a while.
PS: Sometimes it takes posting a selfie to realize it's time to wax your upper lip again.
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Made an ass out of myself after shabbat service. I was asked out on a date, and then my mouth made nonsensical sounds as I finally said I'm not sure if I'm ready.
Instinctively, I went to show him the ring that's no longer on my finger.
He was nice about it. But damn...
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Well, I am going out to dinner with a male who is not a family member next Saturday. I was 24 when I had my last first dat... meeting. I'm going to go vomit now 😬.
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"Father" is the word you are looking for. I'm sorry you didn't have one but I am very close to mine. The relationship between a father and daughter is very important and special. ❤️❤️❤️
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I just went through my followers and blocked over 60 bots. It feels lighter around here lol.
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Me, at lunch: "I can't believe two tacos cost this much. What a joke."
1 order is 3 tacos. He asked "how many" and I said 2. I had 6 tacos and a stomach made for 1.5.
I ate 3, and now I'm going to die 🤣.
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They are alive, dickface.
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@BudLightSadness
I'll pee sitting all the way in the toilet bowl just so I don't have to acknowledge this.
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Well, this is it. If I'm not back in 3 hours... just wait longer.
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Ladies and gentlemen. I have ab announcement to make.
*PA speakers hummmmm*
AMERICA!!!!!
FUCK YEAH!!!
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I am so blessed that my mother was cursed with a child just like her. Thanks Nana.
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I started this one yesterday. It's been years since I've spent this much time sketching. I guess that's one positive thing about being injured.
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You look like you have fresh "No Fear" stickers on your moms hand me down Kia.
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Creepin around my parents house for snacks. The fridge is stuffed with food but it's all for Seder on Monday. The Olds are already asleep...
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Post a selfie, but make it black and white.
Post a selfie, but make it black and white.
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I didn't want to post it until I got it. POW!
I'm looking for the picture of my target.
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Muenster AND Havarti on sourdough. The tomato soup is from scratch 😁.
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I won't be caught off gaurd again.
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Green chili chicken soup and country bread. The bread came out pretty dense but that's fine for soup dunking!
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My life fell apart last year. Imma keep dancing like my Malaysian sister here no matter what's going on 😁.
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A patient working with the physical therapist collapsed an hour ago. I've had my BLS cert for years but it was my first time giving CPR. The PT started and I switched off. EMT's got there quickly but that was the longest 10 minutes of my life. We don't know if he's ok yet.
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Fuck you. This is evil. Vasectomies can't always be reversed. How about women don't spread there legs without a steady job and able to support a kid.
I can't have children of my own, and I wouldn't wish it on any man or woman.
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I made hamantaschen for the first time. The filling is creme brulee. The filling is pretty good but the pastry is a rock lol.
Happy Purim!
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I used to be able to do a back flip. I might die if I tried now lol.
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My grandfathers desk. I used to do my homework at it 😁. They had it restored because 6000 children happened to it.
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Me: I think ill have a light breakfast this morning.
Yaya: "The fuck you is"
😍
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Warning: Probably posting emotional drama today 😀.
I'm realizing I won't be able to move on from my ex until I move on from his family. I love them. From the moment I moved to CA with him they treated me like a daughter. Even before we were engaged.
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The meat was a bit dry unfortunately. I'm not sure what I did wrong, but I'll try again.
On a positive note, the gravy was bangin so it wasn't much of an issue lol.
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