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Reformed Presbyterian, WCF Affirmer and Medieval + Reformation History appreciator. WASP.
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If you want to know what Presbyterianism is and what we believe, you should read the Westminster Confession of Faith
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Every time someone asks “what’s keeping men from dressing like (insert some group from 70+ years ago)?” I remember the pocket watch green text.
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The entire German 🇩🇪 family reverted to Islam!
Alhamdulillah!
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Let’s go
Supreme Court rules 6-3 to revive Witchcraft Act of 1604
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Will not be satisfied until guys are able to dress like this without getting odd looks.
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@coldhealing
Maybe if I work hard enough one day I can invent the next “process for when you pay the bill at the hospital with a credit card” and make pennies on every transaction.
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@sanpellyenjoyer
The way the question is being asked seems like the implication is that 75k is a low salary, which is why he confirms again that she wouldn’t care. Imo earning more than 60k a year is a pretty good salary.
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Say it with me
“I was born in the exact right place and time. I have a purpose greater than myself. There is work that must be done that only I can do. I am here to execute God’s will on Earth.”
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“The term ‘Western Civilization’ is Protestant coded language.”
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“We will not be returning that priceless artifact.”
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This is my most popular tweet ever. Follow me if you like Radical Right Wing Presbyterianism!
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“Yes I’m a liberal, yes I’m a degenerate, but I confess the historic creeds. You’ve never debated someone like me before.”
Tucker Carlson: "Trans people are the natural enemy of Christianity."
Me, a trans woman: "I believe in one God, Father Almighty, Creator of heaven and earth, and of all things visible and invisible.
And in one Lord Jesus Christ, the only-begotten Son of God, begotten of the
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What would be the cheapest and most feasible way to produce these as a wearable mask?
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Exvangelicals: Actually Sodom and Gomorrah got glassed solely because they weren’t nice. Ignore the whole part about dudes trying to r*pe angels.
trying to explain sodom and gomorrah to evangelicals:
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“Do not study your religion, do not read the Bible or theology. You are Irish or Italian, you must be an unintelligent drunk. All you need to do is go to mass and do what your priest tells you.”
Catholic converts applying Protestant work ethic to their religion and it’s so corny. Stop poasting. Stop reading. Shut up. Go to mass. Listen. Shut up more. Catholics aren’t nerds. We are Italian and Irish. Passionate and alcoholic. Enough with the geek shit & the studying.
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4 minute Nick Fuentes bit about how he is too lazy and irresponsible to consider having a wife.
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America is (and has always been) an Anglo-Protestant nation and we shouldn’t be afraid to identify it as such.
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Catholics have forgotten about what happened in Central+South America
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Let me know when people start praying to Lee.
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Which God, Vivek?
TRUTH.
1. God is real.
2. There are two genders.
3. Human flourishing requires fossil fuels.
4. Reverse racism is racism.
5. An open border is no border.
6. Parents determine the education of their children.
7. The nuclear family is the greatest form of governance known to
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“The baby is committing idolatry, proof that we are born wretched sinners.”
Dudes will see this and unironically say it’s idolatrous
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Please pray for my friend who has now fully joined the Freemasons despite the protests of friends and family.
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If you were a Huguenot in late 17th century France they would put a soldier in your house who would destroy/steal your stuff and abuse you until you converted to Catholicism.
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@Thrilledhouse
Both of the “British” characters in the movie were non-white. Makes one think.
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Please stop pretending that “Extra Ecclesiam nulla salus” is not thrown at Protestants on a daily basis from Caths/Orthos
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“One of the strangest Protestant fallacies is [something that no one believes].”
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Good guys are winning, bad guys are losing.
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@PDakkadakka
Boomer eyes must not be capable of seeing all the frames. If a game is playing at less than 60 I can tell and I hate it.
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@TheognisOMegara
They’re asking for people to bid on his story starting at 5k lol he’s dead dead.
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I have no fear about Eastern Orthodoxy ever growing in America because they still actively struggle to understand American Protestantism vs fringe Hebrew Roots/Messianic Jews groups.
I will never understand the protestant’s obsession with the name “yeshua”
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Okay you guys can stop liking this now. Tomorrow is the Lord’s Day, prepare for church!
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The Samson tattoo is so based.
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Being EO forces you to hate Western Europe no matter how objectively right or good Western Europe was.
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If you support “Blaire White” at all, you’re not a conservative.
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Catholics this week: Luther was a psycho cat killer
Eastern Orthodox this week: Luther caused the Holocaust
Luther was obsessed with feces and had a habit of killing cats as a youth.
He was into prostitutes and wrote later in life that the prostitutes just weren't doing it for him anymore
He was a diabolically possessed nut job
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If the French Catholics didn’t massacre the Huguenots (several times for no reason) we genuinely could’ve seen a majority Huguenot France at some point.
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Holy cope
Buenos días mi gente!
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Not the orthobros blaming the recent school shooting on Protestantism.
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@corsair21c
Yeah dude, everyone is drenched in sin. That’s basic Christian doctrine. Age doesn’t change that.
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Put him back
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OP when he dies
Ok. Hot take. Muhammad is a prophet actually in communication with God who created a valid religion which brought good into the world. The Jews are also unironcially God’s chosen people who have been his vessel to share spiritual truths to the world. Fight me.
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The Calvinists (Civil Government of the city state of Geneva) murdered Servetus (tried and executed an unrepentant heretic on the run from the Spanish Inquisition) all because Calvin was mean! (Calvin had basically no voice in the decisions of the secular Small Court.)
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To Cathodox repliers, I do not care about your arguments, this is a cool scene from a cool movie, not a debate stage.
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✝️ Thread:
How the Eastern Schism led to the Holodomor Genocide
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The primal image of our American history stares back at the world.
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This attitude of living a slothful “boy mode” lifestyle where he does nothing but play video games, “eat hot dogs,” and sleep all day is not an ideal trait for a political leader.
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People are getting attached to le wholesome brown art Jesus rather than actual real Scriptural Jesus.
Iconoclasm solves this btw.
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“What will you do with your history degree post college?”
“I will become a YouTuber who posts 3-4 hour long documentary style videos on obscure Anglo-Saxon history. You can sub to my Patreon now if you want.”
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Why aren’t all the KJVO Baptist types becoming Anglican since the Anglicans literally wrote the KJV?
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You’re wrong.
America's future is to embrace the Catholic faith. 🇺🇸🇻🇦
Protestantism will die out.
Catholicism will be the official religion.
The Statue of Liberty is replaced with The Pope.
The sun is rising on a Roman Catholic America.
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“Christianity isn’t working, no I won’t tell you what would work, you just have to stop worshipping God.”
You’re not going to want to hear this, but Christianity simply doesn’t have the strength to address our current problems. It may help you personally, but until we are willing to go deeper and address the issues with ‘liberalism’ more broadly, we will get nowhere politically.
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Reminder that the Rosetta Stone was being used as part of a back alley wall before the French discovered it.
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The UMC has been liberal for the last 68 years.
Welp the United Methodists officially sealed their liberal fate. This only happened because the COWARDLY GLOBAL METHODIST CONSERVATIVES RAN AWAY!!! THIS COULD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!
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“What”
'the ick' is the most protestant sexual concept in recent memory, with emphasis on asexual childishness ('the ick') and social/physical purity (be clean/nice, not cringe/gross). in catholic erotic theology, blood, embarrassment, shame and disgust can be incorporated into desire.
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“The elders just ended their meeting, they say it’s the Will of God that you be deported from this realm.”
Protties are the most terminally brain-dead reprobates on earth and no Cath has any business associating with them in a friendly manner. If this world contained an ounce of justice they'd be incandescing in town squares.
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Sorry Hardcore Presby/Puritan bros but I cannot stand by strict RPW. Christmas is awesome.
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If you hate Paul and/or Paul’s contribution to the NT as an apostle of Christ, you are not Christian. You don’t have to pretend you are.
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Same lame German hate year after year. This is you.
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Okay justify this without any mental gymnastics.
The reason I’m a Catholic is because Protestantism is too much mental gymnastics
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For real though, please do not follow me. May the Lord bless you and keep you, and make His face shine upon you.
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“I want to be a wizard… but not like an evil wizard, I want to be a wizard for God, y’know what I’m saying?”
“…”
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Jan Hus prophesied Luther’s Reformation. No idea why the EO would claim him.
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Calvin had several portraits done throughout is life and was depicted in many paintings during his time period. Not once does Calvin’s iconoclasm ever even discourage the creation of images of ordinary people. Stop lying.
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There are three Protestant traditions: Lutherans, Reformed, and Anglicans.
All “Protestant” groups outside of these bounds come from the American Revivals
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“America was founded in 1630.”
Cringe: America was founded in 1776
Cringe: America was founded in 1619
Based, True, Vicar of Christ pilled: America was founded in 1531
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No, the early church had it right, hence the term “Reformation”
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This just in, humorous cardboard cut-outs of the Reformers are not iconography nor is anyone venerating them.
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To add to the initial absurdity of OP’s statement, the replies are flooded with libs denouncing the historicity of Genesis and the authorship of Moses.
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Erasure of a unique culture through assimilation is just as bad as them being killed off.
Very nice of Russia to establish an Afrikaner region of 3000 Boer families in their country. Those who have gone love it and have converted to Orthodoxy and taken Russian names. I'm trying to think what the US govt has ever done for the Afrikaner?
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A dear friend of my family has passed unto eternal rest. Please pray for those who grieve, that they may grieve with hope for the coming resurrection.
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This is centuries old libel and slander. It’s already been disproven. Source:
Was the Protestant Reformer John Calvin convicted of the crime of sodomy in 1527?
The French city of Noyon, John Calvin's birth city, had on public record a criminal conviction against “Jean Calvin” for the crime of sodomy in 1527. The historical Reformer Jean Calvin would have
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Does this also apply to dudes who were Presbyterian “2 minutes ago”?
Dudes who were leftist atheists two minutes ago should sit out complex theological discussions imo
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What is the most attractive way to tell a woman that you don’t have a car
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“I am going to pray for you.”
Man - I’ll pray for you.
Me - Please don’t.
Man - It’s a gesture of love.
Me - No, it’s a violation of my boundary.
Man - That’s not a boundary. That’s a lie from the enemy.
Me - That’s gaslighting and spiritual manipulation.
Man - You are so lost. I’ll be praying for you.
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Currently watching a room of boomers struggle with 1 Tim 2:12
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There was once a dream, a dream called “California”
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There are only three Protestant traditions: the Reformed faith, Lutheranism, and Anglicanism
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Just finished John Calvin’s Institutes… I am now Truly Reformed™️
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The “siesta enjoyer” didn’t build two of the most powerful empires of the last 300 years.
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