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@KnightOfStewjon
Boris Furkov
22 hours
Wir haben es geschafft, Patrick! Wir haben den Westen gerettet!.
@RachelBitecofer
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You are watching a fascist revolution in real time.
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Boris Furkov
10 months
@nise_yoshimi Red army officer being interviewed 45 years later: “He was the most incredible inspiration to the men, everyone loved him. 500 people showed up to his funeral and the Premier even sent a letter.”.
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9 months
@TheEbonyMaw Robot girlfriend or green card bride. Which way, American man?.
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10 months
@That_CS_Alfredo Because there's more violence and horror in lesbian relationships than war?.
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7 months
@real_lord_miles “Hi, its Gabe. Yea, IP range ban all non-Christian countries from Steam.”
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4 months
@Grummz You have no idea what kind of liability they just hired to be the face of their game…
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6 months
@QuetzalPhoenix "As they say in Minsk: You can't fault a man for loving his fat American wife."
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@nise_yoshimi “We laid him to rest in one of his ditches… and then drove a tank into it…”. *tears up*. “It’s what he would have wanted.”.
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9 months
@TheManlet_King Great minds think alike…
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7 months
@haultrukkz Average right-wing friend group.
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5 months
@9mm_smg It’s what he would have wanted.
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9 months
@0xAlaric “Yes of course we’re here for the cause, can’t you tell?”
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9 months
@FoxfordComics Made a slight correction, for accuracy's sake:
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9 months
@AlexWisnerArt Its a game. Gotta telegraph the move for the player. Think it’d be cool if the fighting style smoothed out as you increased the difficulty, however. Actual visual feedback for an opponent being more skilled.
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11 months
@HMBohemond Ask her opinion on immigration.
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7 months
@escapefrommelos “What’s weirder is that the woman behind the counter was a recently arrived Ethiopian.”.
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10 months
@4chanGreen The fact that they do a bit that’s clearly an in-joke, burst into laughter and full body hug is pretty indicative of a long friendship, I’d say.
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7 months
@Stelldubs @haultrukkz “In retrospect I guess I shouldn’t have advertised on r/bethesdamods…”
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@kunley_drukpa “There’s your problem: Entire subcontinent is a sleeping elder god!”.
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@TheEbonyMaw “My wife needs me?”
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5 months
@Nobbie_OCs We're never gonna get a Star Wars product where something like this is given serious consideration, so why bother asking the question?.
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8 months
@Nugjokes Plapjak posting will continue until BMI improves!
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4 months
@arentheartist @Grummz Watch some of her clips from her work with Dimension 20 or Critical Role. She’s as gay race communist as it gets. Unless Sucker Punch puts a muzzle on her, it’s gonna be a disaster for them.
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@Howlingmutant0 We’re throwing this… thing…. in a volcano, right?
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9 months
@DagoSupremacy Young boy learns the transformative power of hatred, leading to triumph.
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6 months
@kyrtuck @WomanDefiner Fine, you'll join them in the deportation waves then.
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8 months
@K1NGPlG @Amanseeks “No you misunderstand. The game doesn’t torture the player character. It tortures the player…”.
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7 months
@FuckKoroks One wonders if they’d take their own advice were the franchise Trek and not Wars….
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5 months
@LudusAurea Negroes are bad business unless you’re selling to other negroes, which is also bad business because they’re poor and have bad credit.
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9 months
@hausofdecline I would phrase it as “Be open to emerging opportunities”.
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9 months
@DCSboudicca @9mm_smg Would you rather be in the woods with Goebbels or a Red Army soldier?.
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11 months
@RinAldrin_Lives Would you really want them to ruin Avery too?.
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10 months
@revenant_MMXX Always funny when supposedly E-Right women choose to chastise men instead of waking the ten million year old female groupthink consensus-engine and turning its eager eye towards other women.
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@RWApodcast “Little did the Ukes realize that killing swathes of Russian conscripts just breeds a hardier, more virulent strain of Russian conscript.”.
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7 months
@ItsKojot “You’re giving them pine boxes?!”
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9 months
@augureust @giantgio The pictures they won’t post:
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10 months
@Poptart42069515 @That_CS_Alfredo Domestic violence apologizer!
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7 months
@Aristos_Revenge The fuck is this physiognomy…
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7 months
@Howlingmutant0 “Ooooo, spooky!” I say while staring into the soul of my office’s black mail boy that just brought me a ghost themed invitation card to the company Halloween party.
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7 months
"Man I wonder why that comic artist had such a hard time taking criticism fro- oh. ".
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5 months
@Nobbie_OCs Fine. With an armature that can sufficiently cover beneath the AT-ST, it would make sense. Some people might say having a roof turret to deal with spacecraft/speeders makes sense but Imperial doctrine assumes air/space superiority when deploying anything groundside.
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10 months
@_Deathtrooper__ “I formally motion that we market subprime mortgages to Gungans.”. “Second.”.
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10 months
@VDAREJamesK He's obviously distracted because someone asked him a breakfast related question earlier that day. .
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9 months
@MekkMuncher @TheEbonyMaw There are many options, most of them fates worse than death.
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9 months
“You’re in a desert and you meet a tortoise. It asks you a hypothetical question: How-“. “Is it a mean question?”. “It’s just a hypothetical.”. “I scold the tortoise.”
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“The Breakfast Question” is a stupid meme that originated on 4chan. It means nothing in relation to IQ, and it’s not based on anything. When some pretentious d-bag pops the random question, “How would you feel if you didn’t eat breakfast this morning?” looking at them like
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@Pirat_Nation “IP range block the UK.”
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7 months
@wayofftheres Reduce your regional child rape rate with this one simple trick!
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@LumpyTheCook DE gets a pass in my book for Ewok gun crews.
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9 months
@Babygravy9 The commentary was less about foreigners and more about industrialization for total war. Tolkien making the point that even if you win a war, you always lose something in victory.
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@ChristFan_ What hispanic shithole do you live in so we can send the CIA to make your life a Russian nesting doll of pain?.
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10 months
@HeyGuys12847 @GodCloseMyEyes He's black and should be happy white people babysit him and his kin with their tax money.
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@Muhsoci0factors @SpiritAirlines The New American Dream is make enough money to not have to live or interact with blacks.
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8 months
@TheEbonyMaw “Aaaaaahhhhhh the French….”
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6 months
@kyrtuck @WomanDefiner So I don't have to suffer your idiocy.
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4 months
@nataliegwinters
Natalie Winters
4 months
Democrats are making cartoons about Dictator Trump. You have to watch omg 😂
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11 months
@atotalposer Me showing up only to stare longingly at the Binary Sunset scene, then disappearing forever.
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@ElectionLegal
Pericles 'Perry' Abbasi
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I just learned about sundown towns and I am furious. Imagine if there were cities where white people were afraid to be out at night.
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6 months
@transgamerthink "Worst parts of our audience.". You meant the entire nation of Japan?.
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6 months
@CityBureaucrat If it wasn't a DDOS and just the entire world clambering to tune into an unfiltered conversation with the next president of the United States overwhelming X, that's not necessarily a bad thing. .
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@Nobbie_OCs “MOVE ME CLOSER! I WANT TO USE MY SPEAR!”.
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5 months
@Nobbie_OCs >> U-wings.>> “Here let me fold my airfoils into the configuration that DOESN’T make sense for atmospheric flight.
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@sleepy_devo They mobilized several public and private institutions against the president of the United States and used the death of petty criminals as thin justification for race riots to instill fear and uncertainty in the electorate. So yea, they escalated….
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@gcdwrites @Grummz I’m more worried about her being a low impulse control lefty and mouthing off against fans, tanking an otherwise good game and company.
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10 months
@GreeneMan6 As a hyperfacist, I am willing to accept drone ubiquity if they emit a pleasant “bibibibibi” antigravity engine sound instead of the degenerate helicopter airfoil “RRRRRRRRRRRRRR”.
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@nealjclark1 Truth be told: High hundred to maybe thousand-ish bucks for two hours of work max ain’t bad.
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@Oilfield_Rando Every father should hope for a son that sheds generational weakness this successfully. Good for that kid.
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9 months
@Selias09 @FoxfordComics (I don't actually know where the border sits in the Rio Grande)
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5 months
@Howlingmutant0 @slothropsmap @Callicleez Tiny Indian Man Wearing a Wig: "Thank you sar I also loving you may we please once again discuss extended warranty on your new Dodge Durango?".
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@JadeAtrophis @giantgio “What do you mean a person’s relation to labels is experientially and not historically defined?! I better double-down on my wokescolding!”
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10 months
@revenant_MMXX Minor changes to school architecture could fix this forever.
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8 months
@ManDaveJobGood We did it, bros. We finally paid reparations.
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9 months
@Oilfield_Rando I’d like to get off the Hellworld ride now please…
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10 months
@Phontomen @GiveMeBanHammer The most lefty white woman you know: “You done ching’d your last chong, Eastern developers!”.
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@PDakkadakka Begging, pleading with Western governments to simply make it illegal for progressives to speak or operate a business.
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@kitten_beloved “My wife needs me?”
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@WeaponNR This is the one civilian casualty the IDF is allowed to have.
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9 months
@PatStaresAt If the need for a PSN account was stated from the beginning, why did Sony/Arrowhead list HD2 on Steam for countries they knew they wouldn’t support?. The “bug” the devs are pointing to sounds more like a cynical marketing ploy to take money from people that’d have no recourse.
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4 months
@QuetzalPhoenix One of the all-time greatest flight sequences in animation. Ghibli, eat your heart out.
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10 months
@Poptart42069515 @That_CS_Alfredo They must all be lesbians!.
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10 months
@_MedGold “Sweetheart, I cleaned up and sorted all the makeup you had scattered around the bathroom.”
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10 months
@FuckKoroks What’s wild is they USED to know how to….
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7 months
@revenant_MMXX @9mm_smg Me over here just waiting for orders to start going door to door.
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@lFibreOpticl @Nobbie_OCs In WW2 they mounted machine guns on the turrets to dissuade fighter bombers/medium bombers. These days it’s more about having a solution for enemy infantry/light vehicles that are trying to flank around the tank.
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7 months
@butt_watermelon “Subjects expired during questioning.”
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@HEADLINES_Etc @Oilfield_Rando They grant monopolies because so few of them are capable of not being feckless that when you find the one guy that can do it with tolerable corruption, you let him do it.
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@shogglastresort @CaribbeanRythms I’d rather a world where we don’t need to put price barriers on experiences to keep vermin out.
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10 months
@owenbroadcast Thanks Owen, now I’ll be anxiously obsessing about this on the trip down to my in-laws to drop the boy off for a few days….
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@MekkMuncher @TheEbonyMaw I want all bros to make it, trust me. But the stats are weighted against them (pun intended).
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@PaulSkallas “I love this animal but it doesn’t love me.”. Best dating advice for guys in 2024.
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@kunley_drukpa “What do you mean there are things smaller than the eye can see that will make me sick?”.
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10 months
@That_CS_Alfredo Shippers are the worst part of any fandom, and queer shippers are even worse.
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4 months
@Pirat_Nation Send emails to Godot’s monetary sponsors, expressing concerns about these official, inflammatory statements. Require that this manager be fired and a thorough investigation be performed into the decisionmakers who hired this filth for further correction.
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9 months
@MrRBourne @FT Building more homes only solves one problem. Mass deportations and denaturalization solves dozens of problems.
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4 months
@ScottMGreer The 1948 one should already be covered by the 1st (freedom of assembly).
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5 months
@bog_beef Me in 2059, still able to hit Windows+R and type in 'dxdiag'.
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@memeticsisyphus If I truly believed in global warming in the way its marketed, I'd be buying up permafrost land in Canada. Anyone else is a liar or stupid.
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