please help!! i am 11 years old
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"I've been looking for a soulmate all my life, but I've found only ... crocodiles!" I'm Kim! 28
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I need to update my old book thread but. Starting 2023 so far :)
New book thread. It’s 22 time. The goal this year is 25 books
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Everyone saying this was a weird joke to make and it’s like this is the funniest thing you could say on earth sorry
this straight couple brought a BABY into a GAY BAR and got MAD when I joked “these twinks look younger every year”
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(In tears) HE LIVES THERE
going to your gf’s house hoping to smash but her fucking brother is there again
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like sorry if a couple brings their baby to a gay bar someone gets to make this joke. the twinks do look younger every year
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Marcille: whys HE here again
Falin: he lives here. We’re roommates
Marcille: didn’t answer my question
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Tbf every farcille post is like. Marcille wrote this tweet. And Marcille WOULD complain about this
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@railehatesfun
like i get that its hard being a couple with a new baby having a social life but like if you bring a baby and the worst that happens is someone makes an off color joke ur fine. actually.
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Laios brings idk kabru over once while Falin is there and Marcille is like omg my poor baby flower you must’ve felt so violated watching them flirt and in ur own home. And falins like. ???
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@nintendette_
I FINISHED WATCHING IT AND IM LIKE... THE GUY WHO GOT WITH HER AT HTE END SHOULD'VE BEEN MEEEEE
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@klippdass
Expectation: the world is a cruel place that does not care for you
Reality: wow! Everyone who is my friend choose to care for and love me! Life is beautiful!
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@kitschlet
ddas;kljdsakljLAK;JASDDADKDAD;KLJ but its like canonical. binghes dick is so big to the point of it being useless
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If you live in the Louisville area: Ian Irwin has been missing since 8:30 am this morning. I’m his older sister and legal guardian and I’m really worried about him. If you have any news, contact me at 502-303-5350. Please retweet and boost.
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@dataghosts
i find it so interesting how much he distances himself from his past self when. hes still the same in a lot of ways LOL
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@bombsfall
Submitting my scientific paper on how bees can fly because they found a logic error
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i mean he was a self-centered asshole before and he still kind of it but in like. he posits himself as a noble victim whose doing this for altruism but in the end a lot of his reasons are still wrapped up in himself
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Ians okay. A lot happened tonight, and we’re all trying to figure out next steps. I will work on slowly updating people, I’m just exhausted right now
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@GigawattConduit
Falins like I’m going to invite her over but then she has a neurotic breakdown as she does like. A BBC Sherlock mindplace scene but it’s like NAIL POLISH STAINS YOU NEVER REMOVED FROM THE TABLE… CHILDISH TOYS… GRANNY PANTIES
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@GigawattConduit
Marcilles like um we can’t go to my apartment >///< because it’s messy… and I haven’t set out the candles..:
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@lyrikmumare
OMG THIS IS REALLY CUTE!!!! i'm sorry you appeared to have a weird drama about this. the art is adorable i want to get some when its available : ) also u should add snot make laios maximum disgusting. make his paws dirty
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(Full confidence) everyone loves my wimpy kid blogging
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Me, age 13: I like to watch things and have fun
Me, age 18: um fandom is deep and inherently transformative and needs to be taken seriously as a work of art and be respected as sacred
Me, age 26: I like to watch things and have fun
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@bazeyatia
@bodyparties
What are your thoughts about the ethics regarding forcing ukes to breed with other ukes or semes to breed with other semes
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hey i looked up pregnant blue tongue skink and its the funniest thing on earth. the girth of her
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ME, INNOCENT: im gonna read some amazon reviews
AMAZON:
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Really disappointing when I read a ya book that seems interesting and after a hundred pages it’s like. Okay I know the characters are queer and diverse but like. Do they have personalities
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Man I want a whole book of people explaining why they got divorced
I divorced my first husband because of socks. Similar story to this, very similar, but it was me coming home from a work trip to LA. Exhausted, rolling in my suitcase in the front door, thinking about how I needed to run a load of laundry for work early the next am but wanted/
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Main gist is Ian has some EXTREME anxiety going on
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Insane that I can tell this is faked based on how he drew the hair
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worst part of being a milllenial is knowing i'll only have enough money to die on the hilarious shitty stardew valley bed
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This feels normal cause like… most of the core cast is still men. There’s like two or three big yaoi ships and one big yuri so like. Farcille still winning
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This SPY X FAMILY authors note is. Really funny
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@dataghosts
and i don't even mean this as a character judgement of him because i really like this about him!
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Like this post and I’ll give you a pokemon to start ur pokemon journey with
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@simplespange
ritsu: i think its really unfair that when mob has a nervous breakdown he can destroy a city and when i havea nervous breakdown i just cry and write in my journal
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RIP TO A REAL ONE NIPTHANIEL ‘nipples the enchilada’ best known as ‘Nips’ September 2015- February 2020 she was an honor student she had anxiety and I loved her
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AH….
JUST TOURED AN APARTMENT IT FUCKING RULES GONNA SEND IN AN APP PRAY THAT I GET IT
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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA GUESS WHO GOT A BASICALLY NEW THREE PIECE SECTIONAL FOR $350
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JOB OFFER ACCEPTED............. AH (lays down facedown on the floor)
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Okay I’m tired but it went well. Ian was discharged and got a talk and we’re gonna get him a psychiatrist
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my deep relationship with hanging in htere star
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Sighs… I’m going to try to check Ian into the psychiatric hospital today
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rune factory 3 is the most importnat one because you can turn into a little sheep and run around and everyones like AH!!!! but you can go to the nearby monster town and everyone there is like hail comrade
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my life is funny because my luck is weird in that im either insanely lucky or insanely unlucky. i had someting else to say but then realized this is komaedas backstory
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2018 homestuck headcanon: vriska serket has seven toes on one foot and one toe on the other foot
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My uncle Kenny and my aunt Diane are driving down to wait with me.
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Like this tweet I’ll give binx a pet for you
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saw someone make a post about 'oh its funny how much ryoko kui loves elves so much but makes them suck in dungeon meishi' if anything that is just furhter proof of why she loves elves. she gets them
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GUARDIANSHIP CONFIRMED AND BACKDATED BABY
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We found out yesterday that he’s been having massive paranoia and anxiety lately. He ran away yesterday because he thought the government was going to kill him once lockdown started
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@ttjesje
Teru: (desperately using all his lgbteen energy to impress this weird boy)
Mob: wow dimple you play the tambourine? I never would’ve guessed
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Like this tweet and I’ll give you one of my insane roomie stories
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OKAY THE PERSON WHO IS TAKING IN SOSIG. SEEMS REALLY EXPERIENCED AND QUALIFIED. BUT HANDING HER OVER I WAS LIKE (TRYING NOT TO CRY) (GIVING SOSIG FACTS) (SAYING I LOVE HER SO MUCH)
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MADE BINX PHOTOS TO HELP HIM GRT ADOPTED AT FEEDERS SUPPLY
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On top of like. All the unprocessed trauma…
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Officially graduated with my masters in civil engineering B)
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today ian told me living with me was the most stable experience he's ever had... honey...
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Ian. After visiting cave hill. Wanted to see how far he could walk. So he walked for. Five hours
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Soap tastes good and I WISH I had the cilantro soap gene
what is your most benign unpopular opinion? i don’t mean like “the earth is flat” type of unpopular opinion, i mean like “I think golden retrievers are annoying” unpopular opinion
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Like this tweet. To give binx a little treat
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HIS HEART WAS BIG ENOUGH TO BE READY TO LOVE SOMEONE ELSE IM SO HAPPY
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everyday i take Ls (see someone I like and respect sincerely say how they believe puritanical teens or whatever are the causes of censorship)
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as a kid i thought dukey in johnny test was a sibling the sisters had performed experiments on and trapped him as a dog and he was presumed dead by the parents except for johnny and the twins who knew the truth and just kept up a facade of his death
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IM DOING GOOD IM ON A BEACH VACATION IN STILBAAI THE WI-FI IS JUST SLOW AS BALLS HERE
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THIS TIME TOMORROW YOUR BITCH KIM WILL HAVE A CAR!!!
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OH IM SUPER PROUD OF HOW THIS TURNED OUT. Strawberry matcha pandan cake decorate with dried rose petals
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Genuinely I’m like yayyyyy my car is cute :)
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if you can see this tweet. you're part of my circle
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im a digimon expert now after playing video games. like this and i'll tell you what digimon you have (it won't be one of the ugly ripped ones)
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Loser alone at burger joint... what's she thinking about
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GOT AN INTERVIEW FOR A FULL TIME BARISTA JOB????
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found out the other day that hannibals job was a therapist and not the critic from ratatouille. what the fuck
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My supervisor took this real good photo of me
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I used to never understand in fiction when a great ancient being would get up say four words and go back to sleep. But now I understand
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OH YAY the office is like. Really friendly and laidback. They’re going to order lunch for me on my first day…!
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Talking to Ingrid is funny cause it’s like
Me: you know when you go into someone’s home and you’re like wtf this is more money than I’ll have in my life
Ingrid: omg 🥺🥺 Kim you might have that much money one day too
Me: that’s. Not the part I was worried about
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