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I am in a 9H lunar year w/ Venus activated. My husband is in a 5H Venus year w/ exalted moon activated. Our son is in a 12H Lunar year with exalted Jupiter activated. These eclipses are deeply hitting us but with such strong guardian angel energy to see us through this storm.
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I divorced my first husband because of socks. Similar story to this, very similar, but it was me coming home from a work trip to LA. Exhausted, rolling in my suitcase in the front door, thinking about how I needed to run a load of laundry for work early the next am but wanted/
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Thank fvcking God for that doughnut.
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I returned from LA in March. We began “therapy” (his *dad* was our therapist) & I began to quietly pack my things. 6 months later, I moved out. It was a lot of things, but the socks were the symbol. Good riddance
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That vision of the living room, the front door threshold, the suitcase and those fucking socks. There were dishes piled high, the dog’s water was disgusting, mail all over the table, plants needing water etc but it was those mf socks that ended it for me/
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to shower and which one I should do first. I walk in and see that there’s fucking socks all over the house. That he had been taking his socks off all week & leaving them where he sat…playing video games on the couch…while I was working to pay *all* of the bills. I still carry/
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“Why did you get $40 cash out at the grocery store?” “What did you buy at Goodwill? We don’t need any more junk.” He was 10 years older than me & I was conditioned to defer to him, to men, to older people etc #churchkid But this is what started to wake me up/
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We had moved from OR to the east coast & planned to open up a drive thru coffee booth with seed $ his parents gave. I got a job immediately & rose like the Leo MC demands of me, to top management within a year. I had a good job, so he took the money & bought a pottery wheel/
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I would take cash out bc I didn’t want to have to explain my purchases. And it was MY money & when I would bring up that I should be allowed to spend money that I earn, he would revert back to “I know! I’m trying to figure things out. Don’t badger me!”🙄/
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then he went to real estate school, then he took some coding classes. He earned $0.00 & he obsessively monitored our spending thru Quickbooks. He would make me sit down and explain all of my purchases: “Why did you go to Izzy’s coffee when we have coffee here?”/
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LOLLLL
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@kurro_kayla If he does think that, he a dummy😆
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@KLinLA Yep! It sounds trivial to say “I left bc of dishes…” but the trivial things carry all of the weight before it
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Leo’s just be sitting there like
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Annnnnnnd HOW!
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Good night
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The sun moving from Scorpio to Sagittarius 🎢
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You’re in his dm’s. I’m in their 7H. We are not the same.
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GAHHHHHHHHHH💕💕💕💕
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This is a model of why outer planets are not good chart rulers
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The solar system cruising through the galaxy.
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You’re in his dm’s I’m in his 8H We are not the same 🔞
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Fuck van life. I want this
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An empty Leo house is still gonna Leo
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Ascending to be a lemon slice. Yes!!!
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Me when I finally accept being Martian
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Me when I finally accept being Mercurial
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Pisces irl
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@GentleLlama Totally! I blossomed after him. Traveled to more countries than I could count. Lived alone for the first time ever (grew up in a huge family so I never had the experience of being alone) And I’m remarried (11 years next week!) and we have an awesome kid. I’ve 1,000,000% upgraded
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@romanceviking32 They don’t start off this way, I can tell you that.
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Aqua Sun & Moon be like
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Saw a popular astrologer say that if you can’t sleep during a full moon, it’s because you’re full of parasites.
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I love the repurposing of old trampoline frames as moon gates 🥹
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This is a talismanic work
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Nothing exalts in Sagittarius and you don’t see THEM complaining
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The Sun is in Taurus💞
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@Livinaseva He has been married a few times since 👀
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Saturn ruled 4H
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Be the horrifying lore of your family's lineage
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🎨 by Tuyo
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Jupiter in Taurus
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iykyk
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The three decans of Aries
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OMG I HAVE TO MAKE A BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ANGEL CAKE 👀👀👀👀👀
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I love a Scorpio moon. Will fight to the death over this one, as required Where my Scorpio Moons at?
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Day after full moons should be National mental health days where we recharge in salt caves and hot tubs.
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Venus be like:
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Venus in Capricorn
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Have you ever personally witnessed something paranormal?
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Mercury check: what subject could you speak on for 30 min without notes, without preparation? What sign & house is your natal Mercury?
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Saturn…in Pisces?
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Mars as the martyr. Where is your mars?
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Saturnians
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The collective fish tank is full 🐟🐠🐡🎏
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The moon & mars & Saturn rn
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Evergreen 💫
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What planet, if any, resides in your 2H?
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Jupiter stationing in Taurus
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Goodnight 12H Venus
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Y’all, Five Below have The Sun towels
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Where my 12H-ers at?
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@soLICIOUS Whoa! Omen lol!🤮
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Dream:
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Still my fav:
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If you’re past your first Saturn return & you could reach through time to speak to your younger self before the return: what would you say to prepare them for what they are about to go through?
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Saturn seeing Venus approaching
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@mandieboox3 He was a priest 😑
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How it feels to be an astrologer, everyday
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Mars Cazimi in Scorpio?! Pssst. Remember (dum dum DUM) Mars in GEMINI
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Venus in Pisces
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What phase were you born under? Balsamic Moon here ☠️
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@THermetica Yeah, it was worse when his MOM would wander in, sit down and knit while listening to our “session”🤬
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What house is this new moon happening within your chart?
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Omg 🤣
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Currently accepting positive Leo Venus Rx stories (real or unreal)
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For ALL rising signs, this is for you:
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♇ in the 4️⃣🏠
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Antiscion
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Venus’ orbit is the prettiest
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I read that some people remove the “bad” cards from their tarot decks because they think the remaining cards can still convey the same lessons as the removed ones. I’m blown away at the bypassing here🤮
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I met my 1st husband at the end of Jupiter in Taurus, June 2000 AND then my 2nd husband when Jupiter went in Taurus in June 2011🫣 Taurus is my 7H in case that wasn’t blatantly clear.
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What planet, if any, is in your 12H?
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Those fixed risings, any final thoughts for the Saturn in Aqua years? We’re almost there, y’all, almost there.
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Wut
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Today is my younger brother’s birthday so I thought I’d share his chart. He’s had a wild ride so far, is a magnet for kids & animals. Super fun, super dramatic, accident prone. What do you think he does for a living? HBD M!🎉
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@CicconeTalia What’s wild, is a full year before, I had this *moment* (that is now a deeply momentous Astro transit to my chart) where a voice came to me while I was watching the sun set in the Florida Keys. It said “You’re going to leave him” & I was like “WHAT? Why did I just think that…”⚡️
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🪐 Saturn is leaving my _____House & All I got was this lousy ______.
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Saturn moving into Pisces IS the gift he’s leaving for your Aqua house
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Mercury leaving Virgo
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When you begin dating someone, how soon do you ask to see their chart?
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True
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My Mercury is in Taurus and my first word was “Cookie”
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I tweet from here sometimes
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I have two friends who are studying astrology and genuinely freaked out…like they don’t want to know any more. The feeling of “knowing” is becoming an overwhelming thing for them. Like they feel like it’s messing with their heads. I’ve never had this experience. Have you?
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When astrologers spend too much time online & then go outside
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Indeed
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Where my Pisces Suns at?
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Who is your favorite astrologer on here?And why?
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Where my Scorpio moons at?
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This chart is of someone famous. Can you guess what they’re known for?
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We’re in an eclipse enclosure aren’t we?
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