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I'd asked a question about STI testing and decided to collate the information so it's easier to peruse. One common one for women seems to be getting a test request form from their Gynae whenever they visit.
Why is testing such a task here?
Carigen is the only straightforward (no doctor's note needed) option I know, but it's out of the way if you don't work in Liguanea, Papine or Mona.
Where do you get your STI tests done and what's the process like?
(Answers and RTs welcome)
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Using the aloe to sooth and lubricate his throat for the intubation tube. Smart.
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As I see it:
Elaine is the only current sprinter who can beat Shelly over 100m, and Shelly is the only one who can beat Elaine in her current form.
Me? Mi love that!
The rest of the world is still struggling to catch Shericka. In fact, dem cyah even ketch Talou
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Sepia colour grading is how filmmakers relay to the audience that "this is in a developing country".
Man dem have every country that they'd call "3rd world" looking like a copper coloured sunset.
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The metal poisoning in that first one really made it slap.
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This St. Christopher / St. Kitts thing is reminding me of going to almost any country funeral in Jamaica.
Pastor: today we lay to rest Eustace Cornelius Brown
Everyone, including his children: who name Eustace?
Eustace's niblings: nuh Uncle John funeral this? Who's Eustace?
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Mi love Shelly enuh. I'm not even focused on the back story, but i makes her other comments even funnier to me.
A bout 4th or 5th Jason come inna di parents race enuh
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I noticed you still haven't shouted out your brand ambassador, Elaine Thompson-Herah, who just ran the fastest unchallenged time in the history of the women's 100m
@Nike
.
You also haven't shouted out your brand ambassador, Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce, the second-fastest woman ever.
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I’m curious what they think the currency symbol in a lot of other countries is?
Y’all think in Canada they’d write 🍁8,000 and in Mexico it would be 🌮8,000?
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Seriously though, can you imagine training, running, recovering, planning, working for YEARS. You're now at the peak of your powers and line up in a world event. You're running your heart out and this tiny Jamaican is pulling away from you while styling her hair? 😭
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This is the type of shit the Waterbenders should've been doing, yet dem mek fire nation mash dem up. KMT
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I hate seeing “yeah, mon” and “irie, mon”, mostly because Jamaicans don’t say “mon”.
Mos’ a wi cyah even seh “cinnamon” to claat, you’re more likely to hear us say sinna•man
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That "how dark the kids will be” thing is very present in good ol’ Ja too btw, even to this day.
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Imagine you have Bounty saying "big up slow Flow" to 400k people. Maaaaan
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Every time it rains, the road falls to pieces
So many memories traffiiiic releases
I see it
I hate it
I cannot forget
Every time it rains, I get vex
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Elaine is forcing Shelly to run faster and faster.
Shelly is pushing Elaine to the record.
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@BeBraesFull
@extentropy
Also, they're secretly more villainous than Omniman. These lil girls BROKE INTO PRISON just to bear Mojo's ass. Dude was already locked up and they went "nah, you're gonna get it today"
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Know seh mi still vex that it’s only because farrin cancel why we’re being marketed to as potential tourists now?
Suddenly the ad dem full up a black people. I like and hate this campaign at the same time.
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@ShanicaBlair
If you don’t mind, would you randomly throw out 6 unique numbers between 1 & 36?
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Shelly tump out bout 20 people teet inna di interview deh
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Yes, it belongs there.
Keep your incorrect opinions about pineapple and pizza.
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Also, this is a friendly reminder that garbage collectors are extremely important people in our society.
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@icequeenaqua
@selenatsnmi
Quite true. I've noticed that not many people ever really address things from this side. I'm here for being there for your s/o before, during, and after an episode, but people tend to not realise or simply ignore that the episodes have an effect on the supporting partner as well.
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@CupChipped
@shailjapatel
Knowing them, they're probably charged A CHILD for throwing stones.
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Naturally, I had to add some sound effects.
This is the content I love to see.
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Clarks and Dubplates: A look at the 2020 Jamaican General Elections
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@jurassicpatek
@callhersim
That was actually disgusting to read. "Put a baby in it" had me sick.
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Btw, don’t sleep on Talou. She’s not finished in the top 3 in her last few races, but she’s beating EVERYONE else except the 1-2-3 world tour group
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A lot of fitness influencers and fitness people online have serious eating disorders, but for some reason we don’t see it that way.
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It’s definitely not that Jamaicans aren’t ready for online systems, minister, it’s that online systems here SUCK
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Five guys teef di money?
A supervisor is among five employees of the Burger King fast-food outlet in Harbour View, east Kingston who were arrested on Sunday in an alleged fraud involving $10 million, police commander Supt. Tommilee Chambers says.
More to come.
#GLNRToday
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ACP Welsh: Afternoon commish…
Commish: Welsh, run mi through this new plan you have.
ACP: Blah blah blah blah... police officer’s club…
Commissioner:
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BREAKING: Unrest in the Middle West as insurgents have broken into the Capitol Building in the District of Columbia in an attempt to overturn the results of their most recent elections.
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Like, did we make it these 2 years without catching it, or were some of us just asymptomatic?
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Seafood on some, sausage on others.
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Anju said 500,000 words to say "there was a spike because of nomination day activities" without ever actually saying "there was a spike because of nomination day activities"
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The "$2000 is the problem" people were correct. I was preoccupied when I got these just now and was about to say "hey, that's not the correct amount" thinking I got two $1000 notes.
I wonder how many people have accidentally given out $500 notes thinking they're giving $50 notes?
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A friend of mine saw another Amazon van today.
I have no idea what's going on, but depending on what they're up to, this may spell trouble for freight-forwarders.
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In 2025 when we’ve kinda eased out of the wilder parts of COVID19, I fully intend to keep going with the masks and heavy sanitisation.
I haven’t had the cold/flu in two years and it’s been great!
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I love the fact that all these Jamaican celebs are coming out to get the
#StayAtHome
message out.
#TanAhYuhYaad
Let's take care of each other, and I know we will get through this together ❤️ - Celine xx…
#Gratitude
#StayAtHome
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Is the tropical wave in the room with us?
The Meteorological Service of Jamaica is advising that a tropical wave is expected to move across Jamaica later today into early Friday.
Read more: (📷: Contributed)
#GLNRToday
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@mikey_esquire
The tone of her tweet makes me think that she's only upset because she feels like people whose occupations are "below" her occupation are considered essential and she's stuck at home.
That's just what I get anyway.
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Remember when Schweppes was touted as the woman to dismantle the Jamaican dominance in Women’s 100m / 200m?
LOL.
Where are they now?
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I loved everything about this race.
- Frater forever being our 4x100 star
- Usain shouting “RUN ‘SAFA! RUN!!”
- Asafa running the fastest ever anchor leg
- Usain crossing the line before the last place finisher
- WR & OR fly weh
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A common lie
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
― Confucius
#quote
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What do you do if you find yourself in this situation?
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The Clayton twins from Edwin Allen are just two more examples that we have two all-girl schools (dem and Holmwood) that are conveyor belts of sprinting talent.
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I’m convinced that Halle gonna actually step inna smaddi face for passing their place with Chloe one of these days enuh.
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You know seh this gimme a likkle Portland vibe?
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I have a SERIOUS problem with one of those Ms. Law pics though. SERIOUS SERIOUS problem that offends sensibilities.
Who di RASS plays dominoes on a ludi board?!
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@Jason_Mcpherson
@joe_lampton
Threads like this provide a nice list of people for me to block
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You see all those movies where humans band together and work toward the common goal of preventing an E.L.E.? All those movies are bullshit.
Don’t Look Up probably best represents exactly how we’ll fail as a species if such an event came up.
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Ban the corner of furniture. For too long toes have had to suffer under their tyranny
#EmilyBans
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"Annie Palmer ruled the 18th century plantation with an iron fist and drove fear in the hearts of loved ones and enemy’s alike”
LOL. What enemies? The slaves she’d routinely brutalise?
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I pray for the day that Jamaicans learn how to properly use 4-way stop signs.
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Gonna need you to borrow a brain from someone and use it to think for a bit. If they had this access to power over the elements then watering their crops wouldn't be an issue, now would it? I'd just like you to use that borrowed brain and think of how fucking stupid you are.
This is quite interesting. Haiti and the Dominican Republic are on the same island, Hispaniola. Haiti was trying to build a canal to redirect water so they can irrigate their crops. The Dominicans tried to block it, so Haitians started doing VooDoo and this is the result.
#Haiti
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Bus driver is a shooter, cause to wet up all three of them (two fatally) from a seated position with a gun already pointed at you is impressive.
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@Craigy_Tok
If it's harder for me to catch it, and it's harder for you to pass it on, then the virus begins to fade naturally. Hence, herd immunity.
Stronger together, weaker apart.
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Revolutionary.
Egg farmers say St Catherine sales prove local consumption will improve if price is lowered
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Accountants and IT people who manage sales systems, please remember that GCT drops to 15% tomorrow.
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You know what would greater than adding another international airport? Sorting out the public transportation system. People wah stay a Negril? Land in mobay, hop on the train/bus and go.
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@2156679
@KMatlhwane
@MarieTv82581780
@SadeChanel_
@MetamorphosisRx
Wait until you find out about Dracula
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So glad we banned the choppa songs. I love seeing the downtick in the chopping.
A massive fraud case has been uncovered at the Seprod Group.
Nationwide News understands that 17 employees of the company have been taken into custody in connection with the $159-million fraud probe.
More to details to come.
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@TheBananaGiirl
I wish people wouldn’t watch this video. Way too many of them and I know a lot of people will end up believing this foolishness too
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Jamaican banks: we're trying to cut down on the amount of in-bank customers. It would be more efficient for everyone if customers used e-banking.
Also Jamaican banks: I'm sorry, you can't do a simple electronic based transaction, you need to come into a branch for that.
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Sha'NaGuhOlympics fi real to rass. Damn.
Sha’Carri Richardson will miss the Tokyo Olympics after not being selected for the 4x100 relay team
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Shelly really out her a fix her hair inna di middle a di people dem big big race?
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