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@Jason_Mcpherson
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Writer • Procrastinator • Professional binge watcher • Man United Supporter #GlazersOut • Agnostic • Sapiosexual • Pluviophile • Owner of Jason’s Voice • 6’6
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I’m sorry I don’t do poems…
A 🧵 😩
Fuck you world
I woke up feeling depressed. This is day 189th and there’s no end in sight. My family doesn’t understand and thinks I can snap out of it. I try to explain that it’s like I’m drowning within myself and my thoughts and I can’t
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This is why I love my country! As the youngsters would say “Go inna it daddy!” 🕺🏾
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@JenBassAllen
This needs to be published as a book “What is Love According to Four Year Olds” and donate the proceeds to all the kids who participated.
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Where do Jamaican thieves go when they have finished robbing?
Ans: Dunrobin
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Our very own 2019 Miss World - Tony-Ann Singh ends a lovely version of the ‘Don’t Rush Challenge’ 🤗
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*JPS said to Jamaicans moments ago*
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@JYZOVRRTED
“In Africa, where food is scarce” this is such a falsehood. It’s full time the west stop spreading this type of misinformation. Of course, like any country in the world, there are communities/villages that can hardly find food to eat but certainly not the whole African continent.
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@spiceofficial
Jah know mooma...u haffi go disguise yuh self as All Spice cause a ongle products a enter di place 😩😅
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Den nuh dis ya man ya just deliver mi pizza? Give him all a decent tip to innuh
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Den nuh you dis a di funeral?:
Jamaica in these trying times my sister cleared her $300 SHEIN cart fully funded by mom’s debit card.
I’ll update you on the funeral service later this afternoon 😭
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How many times do I have to tell y’all Jamaicans are the greatest people in the world?
Man a sell hand wash, not a product but the service!
#opportunitiesincrisis
@stocksondrocks
spoke about this last night 😂
#financetwitterja
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@BriMalandro
@marshallist
What’s dope about this is, he recognized her…and didn’t even try to do the fan thing. He blessed her with that interaction beyond what he could have even imagined.
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I turn 35 in 8 days. I resumed gym yesterday after being out for 7 months. Today I took it upon myself to go play some ball with some 20 yr olds...tomorrow a mi funeral 🤕
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Suh wait how mi miss diss? Blues inna di miggle a di day pan a Monday at Sovereign? Poor Campion kids
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Jasmine where ever u r, I hope ur soul can find peace.
Excerpt:
“I’m sorry we didn’t protect you enough. We live in a country where a lot of basic needs for citizens are not considered, let alone that of special needs. I hope you can forgive us, but if you can’t, I understand.”
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Interviewer: When last you been to China?
Asian lady: two months ago
Pree di man beside her 😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😭😅😭😭😭😭😭
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See him ya! JCF a work!!!!
We thank the many persons who played their part in both bringing this video to our attention and helping us with our investigation. Swift action by the police has resulted in the narrator of the video being taken into custody.
#HelpUsToKeepYouSafe
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Let me put a spin on it.
Ladies, what’s the nicest or most romantic thing a guy who clearly didn’t have it, did for you?
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British headlines tomorrow morning:
“England crashes out, Rashford’s free kick miss sends 3 lions home”
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Long time mi a tell Jamaica sey Jamaican men and the leaders (mostly men too) nuh like our Jamaican women innuh. I’ve written about 3 or 4 articles on the matter. This Donna Lee (dare I say) tragedy? Has happened so many times…all that happens is a 9 day wonder and repeat.
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Saw this girl tonight at the gym, she was noticeable because it was the first I had seen her since I started going there. Completed my workout and went to my car, sat in there for a minute scrolling twitter and noticed the same girl walking towards my general direction...1/
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Dear Jamaican Twitter: went to buy curtain rods today, upon entering the store the security insisted that I used an unlabeled bottle of ‘hand sanitizer’
I relented & agreed to use the mysterious concoction. Went to the cashier & was told the CR cost $3600. I left them same place
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Me as a witness when you started talking Spanish:
Had an accident yesterday (I’m fine). I call the cops immediately. The gentleman that caused it was speaking with me fine but when the cops got there all of a sudden he didn’t speak English. So I switched to Spanish then it was 😧. Like cmon man don’t play on my face now
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alleviated if men became a bit more mindful around women. It’s fine that I was minding my own bzniz & wasn’t interested in anything the she was doing, but I imagined how big a difference that could have made for that her tonight. Lets be mindful of the wellbeing of our women guys
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Believe inna yuhself like how Rohan Chung believe inna himself.
That’s it, that’s the tweet.
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I know people are going to talk about trust (or lack of), but it’s not even about that. The most important thing in all of this though is that, he had the space where he cud tell her about it without fear & she cud advise him against it and gave her reasons. Grown folks business
Years ago, a young miss wanted to ride with hubby to work daily.
I told him that's not wise. A long time spent in traffic (Mount Rosser days) that could lead to closeness.
He😂when I said I'd rather give her fare.
Yep, u have to see things before they become a problem for u both.
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Yow ppl fuck up innuh…imagine u a go Jamaica and mi ask if u can bring two Patty and liquor fi mi…bare excuse, mi sey aah nuh sey ntn…den in the same breath u a ask mi fi pick yuh up from airport?
Oonuh nuh have conscience?
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@lijitimate
Lij, for me it’s not having to practice how mi a go sey “bus stop” before my stop 😩
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@joe_lampton
Some of these responses indicate to me that a lot of you guys can’t get girls. A lot of resentment in those answers.
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So I met Dr
@DrNigelClarkeJa
last night and had to tell him what a great job he’s doing. He listened intently, never breaking eye contact while looking up at my 6’6 frame. That’s exactly why so many youth are gravitating towards him, he listens, he takes the time out to engage 👌🏾
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Last leg suh mi can just run come straight a mi yaad when mi cross di line last…not a team bus nor team flight, mi a run come straight a mi yaad.
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When she asks When you whip
to see it it out.
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Mi used to think missing a bus inna Jamaica depending on where u live and where u going did hot…den mi come a NYC…running to catch the “6:52” train (next one comes at 7:02am but gets me to work late) and got there 6:51, train came 2 minutes early at 6:50😒…vex yf and sweaty 😩
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@teebaz_
You know what’s bad? 11 people feel the same way by liking and retweeting this shit. This is so disrespectful.
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Throwback to a classic
“On North Street, there are only two good institutions...St. George’s College and The Gleaner Company”
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@GLuckgluck1237
@KalebPatrick_
@NorkfolkI
@RickyJa56396441
@Morbidful
Yea but that’s not what he meant wise ass 🙄
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To the people who did not apply for the We CARE grant, but turned up to collect “their” monies at WU...
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Yuh know how much pastor tell ppl fi stop tek meds for various illness and come church Mek di pray her warrior dem pray fi dem? A negligence this innuh! The church does not believe in science or medical intervention as a body.
Prime Minister Andrew Holness says the government will pursue a direct and deliberate programme with the churches to have a more robust intervention to support mental health across the country.
Read More:
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Haffi tek bad tings Mek laugh innuh...
Is like Final Destination a tek place inna Jamaica...
1. 7.7 Magnitude Earthquake
2. The most absurd fire at a gas station.
3. Large explosion at a restaurant
4. Corona Virus case in Jamaica
Jamaica still a keep?
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Nothing worse than someone who think they dropping facts but in reality is very very misinformed. I see you’ve gathered all the LITTLE tid bits you heard about the Caribbean and generalized it for the entire 34 countries, territories and dependencies.
@_mstrdom
@Rollitupk
Babygirl you missed it. She said FULL English. Jamaicans, & a lot of Caribbeans speak Patois, which is BROKEN English, often mixed with Haitian Creole. Even when they speak full sentences in English,the first language is Patois, & will forever be able to recognize the difference
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Chris Martin: He can hug me, but nuh wine pan mi bwoy, yuh mad nuh bloodclaat”
I’m dead! Zeen? Dead! 💀 💀
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@carlaylayyyy
And that’s ok…I would have stopped after his first couple nonchalant responses. Kudos to you for communicating clearly and honestly.
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@Wayne_Marshall
Watching over this video...mi a pree sey Wayne sight the bottom way out from a taller time when he looked to his right innuh...but like a well trained husband, wait on wifey to acknowledge said impressive bottom FiRST. 😂😂😂
We stan king
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@Lmoneybags_
Went into a Jamaican Restaurant once in LI, soon as I walked in “Good evening sir, are you ready for a table?” I walked the fuck back out so fast...food is sure to be traaaash!
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So apparently the Gleaner published my article “Dear Jasmine” on Thursday...OMG OMG OMG!
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Jah know mooma...u haffi go disguise yuh self as All Spice cause a ongle products a enter di place 😩😅
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@BadGyallRiRi
Think yuh slick…man pass di test. Think him want hear “oh suh a suh u wudda give in to odda ooman?”
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a bit too suspicious. Honestly if it was me I’d have found that little bit strange. So I consciously decided to drive extremely slow behind her (it’s a one way so we both had to go in the same direction). I thought just how easily a nerve wracking experience could be...3/
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For years I maintained a steady weight of 208 pounds…in other words, at my height (6’6) Mi did mawga. I decided to start working out (I used to be an athlete)…5 yrs later I’m now 245lbs and in the best shape of my life coming up on year 39. We give thanks.
2013 vs 2023
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@idxolo
@KKPbytheway
@CFCMnotho
@Hammadv5
That’s not a bad argument lol…at the very least it’s debatable.
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So I’ve had this in the works since last year. The plan was to launch early this year, but we know happened.
I’m proud to take this next step & hope that you can help to support me on this journey.
Please like and share.
As they say “my next customer could be on your TL”
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Prime Minister
@AndrewHolnessJM
, there’s a large part of Kingston and St. Andrew that has serious water supply issues, enough accountability is not being placed on
@NWCjam
@NWA_JA
. Lend me your eyes and have a read below
@NestaJA
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Y’all Jamaicans but don’t experience the authentic Jamaican culture before oonuh go abroad…oonuh think a Jerk Chicken alone sell a street?
Yeah Trinidad wins for the food and Street Food in general. People who said Jamaica lying to themselves
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she was parked about 2 spaces away from me, she went in her car and I went back to scroll twitter and find a good selection of music to play omw home. As I was about to pull out, she drove off like about a second before me. I instantly thought this might come off...2/
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Nuff Christians think them very strong in them faith, but really they are very strong in their FEAR. Their fear of hell fire as perpetuated by Christianity. Take away that fear and nuff ppl who claim dem a Christian wouldn’t know want try fi know “God”
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People who confide in their friends then tell them “please don’t tell ur spouse” probably believes in Santa Claus.
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Ms. Nugent big son really clean up nicely.
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And he just kept a party in COVID. Now everyone at that party was exposed...then oonuh want blame government.
NNN EXCLUSIVE:
@Nationwideradio
understands that the legendary,
@usainbolt
, has contracted
#COVID19
.
The retired Jamaican sprinter is to proceed into isolation as he recovers from the virus.
BREAKING STORY -
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Woman robbed in broad daylight outside BK Constant Spring Road and thief caught shortly after...
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@AbkaFitzHenley
I saw a lot of comments saying watch the whole video for context. I thought “hmm, maybe there’s more to it”. I proceeded to watch from the start and stopped about 10 mins after the part that was posted in this original tweet. It actually got WORSE!!! Neva see come see.
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Why Jamaicans suh scandalous? Man sey “u buy dare van and can’t even buy gas?!”
Jah jah
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@MilanMarley
He can apply for a duty concession as a returning resident. Essentially Jamaicans living abroad have the opportunity to retire home with all their possessions without having to pay large duties.
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@stoic_educator
@jason_nweke
@UTDElijah
@ChucksAndys
@UtdPlug
You have the follow up response wrong, sir. He was asked “has he come over and apologize?” And he responded “I haven’t seen the goalie, but it’s probably best he stays clear of us”
I understand his frustration, anger even…but that’s not something you say to a young player.
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Re the Haitian boat in Portland. No matter what you are going through in life, there’s someone worse off than you. We can afford to help them in whatever way we can. I remember in 2014 when my house burnt down. I lost everything, literally…1/4
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@ilovenay
This is where I built up my public speaking courage 😂
I would be like “dash mi wey yah suh bad chawgie”
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I’m beginning to agree with those who say men AREN’T trash...y’all right, we are MURDERERS. I’m sick of this now...Jamaica has a problem and it needs to be fixed immediately.
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Nah lie, the least Keli deserved from that ordeal was good sex. It’s funny how all twitter focused on was the “7 strokes” and not the entirety of the story.
Man was ok with Keli taking a taxi from Papine to go to Portmore, was a poor host, never gave her any attention at all.
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Big chune from PM Bro G! Produced by DJ Powa. A real banger!
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@Liv_Fancy
@brisebritt
Amazing how our society portrays men as being the catch, so much so that the narrative is “keep a man”. Sis literally said f**k you and showed that she didn’t need to try to “keep” a philandering ass n**a, she’s the prize and she done giving him chances...
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When Kartel said “Give it to yuh raw like chicken inna Kentucky” I felt that.
I imagined he penned those lyrics from Crossroads KFC parking lot
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My niece, who turns 7 this year lost a tooth yesterday. So as expected me the ‘tooth chop lord’ (y fi tooth fairy) drop $500 under pillow.
The child came to me this morning “uncle?! Look what the tooth [redacted] left for me! Seeing that I have 20🦷 that’s $10,000 I can get”
🙆🏾♂️
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Nah lie...a ghetto mi come from and while it used to be a MAJOR inconvenience to me...I sincerely can’t really blame them. Where I came from, delivery guys, cable guys, JPS etc used to get robbed mercilessly.
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