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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
4 years
@bobbyleelive That’s cause you still poo in your Prius.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
2 years
@bobbyleelive @AmericanIdol I told you not to tweet this and that we’d investigate privately. Come back to the room.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
4 years
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
6 years
Dear Slept Kingdom, I have read every last one of your messages. Collectively, you have offered me exactly the kind of love, advice, and support it takes to lift someone out of the blues. I feel lighter today because of you and I hope to one day return the favor. ❤️
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
5 years
@bobbyleelive Come home I feed you
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
4 years
Back with our favorite lovebirds ❤️
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
6 years
My boyfriends cum taste like pumpkin spice and life. Yum yum. Bye.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
6 years
My boyfriend @bobbyleelive has a penis I call Magic Jesus Flesh Stick. It’s so very Yum Yum. Bye.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
3 years
Drew in some boobs, a single ab, and had some fries with my friends. Listen now!
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
4 years
Congrats love
@bobbyleelive
Bobby Lee
4 years
My dog Julio barked at my fart today. #LoveInTheTimeOfCorona
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
4 years
Recording this episode made me happy.
@thetigerbelly
TigerBelly
4 years
Episode 235: Poway Hall of Fame available on all your favorite podcast apps and Youtube. #tigerbelly #soloepisode #fishes
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
3 years
My love for these monsters grows a little more each week. Episode 7 out now.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
3 years
I love my queen mommy so much. Have a listen!
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Christina Pazsitzky
3 years
All new WMMA with the amazing @Khalamityk is up now!
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
6 years
My vagina is huge and stinky.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
6 years
My boyfriend @bobbyleelive has the biggest penis.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
4 years
OMG you solved my brain. This is exactly it.
@brucemartin_PA
Bruce
4 years
The reason why @Khalamityk thinks High School George look like a country club bully is because he looks like Waldo from Little Rascals with Eric Trump style hair. #tigerbelly #memecontest
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
6 years
My child took my phone while I was cooking him lunch. Don’t believe the lies.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
4 years
Serious query: Does El Cucuy have pain receptors? #UFC249
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
3 years
Episode 2 of BloodBath with my little trash pandas @littleesther @annielederman is out now.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
3 years
It’s a nightclub episode and I go too far with the homework. Listen to episode 10 now!
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
6 years
Yum yum.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
2 years
This won’t go well so please be there.
@bartcoleman
Bart Coleman
2 years
Get 🎟 @
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
6 years
I wish I could throw my mom into this to further complicate things.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
6 years
I loved these two so much. Have a listen.
@thetigerbelly
TigerBelly
6 years
Episode 145: @HilaKleinH3 & @h3h3productions on iTunes Spotify & @allthingscomedy Available on YouTube Thurs. @theh3podcast #tgrbly #h3h3
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
3 years
We made it to episode 4 without anyone filing a police report. What an achievement. Have a listen.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
6 years
I had a good job, a nice home by the beach, amazing friends, a humble but comfortable life, all carved out before I met Bobby. I’ve been self sufficient since I was 17. Yet, all of who I am has been reduced to a 40 second clip taken out of context. Ok internet, you win, I’m 💔.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
6 years
My boyfriend @bobbyleelive cum taste like life.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
3 years
Yay, got my first shout out from a celebrity. @bobbyleelive
@chrissyteigen
chrissy teigen
3 years
Stanley Tucci is such a rare gem of a man.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
7 years
My boyfriend @bobbyleelive has the biggest penis. It's full of life and energy.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
3 years
Thank you for letting me inside you bb
@littleesther
esther povitsky
3 years
today on the rotten podcast trash tuesday me and my coworkers dressed up as nurses and put thermometers in each others butts and quite frankly, nothing of it was sexual.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
3 years
Just 3 old hags with a brand new episode. Listen now sluggies.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
3 years
Have you watched this super cute episode yet? Haikus, clots, diamonds!
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
3 years
Twister the movie, head lice, and pogs! Episode 8 of BloodBath out now.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
6 years
DC forever and ever. #ufc226
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
5 years
@bobbyleelive Love you the most sweetheart.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
6 years
Yesterday, Bobo and I chatted with California’s royal couple and I learned a lot of valuable life lessons. 💜 #methdick
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Christina Pazsitzky
6 years
All new YMH! @bobbyleelive and @Khalamityk of Tiger Belly Podcast joins! So much fun with these two.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
3 years
Slugs, ketamine, non absorbent diapers all in one episode.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
9 years
Is there anything cuter in this life? @bobbyleelive http://t.co/L9TfZlvbtx
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
9 years
Dominick Cruz with a hint of Brendan Dassey. #UFCBoston #UFCFightNight81 @bobbyleelive
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
10 years
How life champions eat their breakfast @bobbyleelive http://t.co/0aC0Nc6VqZ
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
3 years
Exhumed grandmas, treasure maps, and creampies! Episode 9 of BloodBath out now.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
3 years
Spank paddles, Pavarotti, and a tap dance queen! Episode 16 out now.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
3 years
Drippy sweaty slippery hands gives me this super power.
@bigmonu
bigmonu
3 years
@Khalamityk So, I can't figure out if you should be shunned or praised for your mug-holding style, but its innovative.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
10 years
The struggle is real for my fat lesbian. #assassinscreed @bobbyleelive http://t.co/KF84mZOEFz
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
3 years
In this week’s episode, we strive for Joe Rogan’s neck girth and crown a worthy queen. Have a listen!
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
3 years
Lucid dreams, Barbie nails, and titty road rash just for you.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
9 years
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
7 years
This is my best friend warging herself into a threesome with Jon and Daenerys. #GamesOfThrones
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
7 years
No one is safe. 😓 #ufc217
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
6 years
Omg it’s all real and they’re coming to get me.
@gorillaPete
petepetepete
6 years
At this exact moment @Khalamityk is saying “you’re reality is just a hallucination” and the audio started sounding crazy and glitching so I dunno
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
9 years
My mama asks the age old question: time machine or vibrator? http://t.co/wNOVhLLVcg
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
6 years
No words. I’ll need a few days to process. 😓
@KangarooBiscuit
Kangaroo
6 years
@Khalamityk On fight night I only come to check for your opinion on the fights. #Refresh
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
7 years
2 months and going strong 🙏🏾
@ObiWokeKenobi
Derek
7 years
@Khalamityk Any update how Bobby's doing on the Juul over cigarettes?
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
7 years
DC forever. #ufc220
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
4 years
1990
@quepasacalexico
Jose Alejos
4 years
@bobbyleelive @thetigerbelly @Khalamityk what year did Bobby graduate from Poway ?
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
7 years
This is NOT boring. #MayweatherVsMcGregor
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
7 years
Don't cry DC, you're a king forever. 😭 #UFC214
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
7 years
We are your friends. What’s your phone number? We’ll call you.
@daivnerds
Da IV Nerds
7 years
I wish @bobbyleelive @Khalamityk were my friends they seem super fun
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
7 years
I refute previous claims. @bobbyleelive is my enemy and his penis has at least 3 color gradations.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
3 years
@littleesther Lemme kiss those perfect teeth
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
6 years
We give so much of ourselves on a mic but this is the lie they continue to keep running with. I’m heartbroken.
@fattienguyen
Fattie.win
6 years
Seen on reddit front page... Sad people online just take things out of context, you can't cut down a hour long podcast to make put a person down. @thetigerbelly @Khalamityk the fans know the truth. #sleptking #sleptkingdom
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
2 years
@littleesther Let’s have her on the pod
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
8 years
Shocked but not shocked but also shocked but not shocked. #UFC207
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
3 years
Back at it with my honeys for Cinco de Mayo. 🇲🇽
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
8 years
Yay, you spelled my name right! 😘💜Thank you for listening to all 68 episodes regardless. Bless your heart.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
7 years
Anyone who lasts 2.5 rounds against Cyborg should get an automatic W on their record. 😓 #UFC214
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
7 years
They're here! 🙆🏽
@thetigerbelly
TigerBelly
7 years
Hi, we made some shirts for you guys. 🤗
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
8 years
My mommy being extra cute today. #womensmarch
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
7 years
10th inning coma brought to you by #WorldSeriesGame5
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
7 years
@thetigerbelly @bobbyleelive You couldn't even hack the right account dingdong.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
7 years
A plural name for a country with 7 thousand islands. Makes the most sense to me.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
7 years
An Olympic level manspread and plenty more on this week's episode.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
8 years
The only thing I've caught so far is heartache. #NLCSGame4 #bitchtomyleftabouttocatchafade
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
8 years
Would have paid full PPV price for that fight alone. Waaaw. #ufc206 @KoreanSuperBoy7 @CubSwanson
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
7 years
We love you Kuya Jo.
@Jokoy
Jo Koy
7 years
I love episode 110 for obvious reasons. @thetigerbelly
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
8 years
Whoa Conor. All bark, more bite. #UFC205
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
8 years
Should've been a flying side kick to Edmond instead. #ufc203
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
9 years
Thank you, boys. #ufc195 #rematch
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
10 years
Our mother queenest teaches us about the nature of her nature and other essential life lessons. @AsaAkira #dvdasa http://t.co/FKRdmsNsf7
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
9 years
My heart is both full and broken. #UFC194
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
3 years
@bertkreischer Muriel’s Wedding 🌸
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
10 years
My guy is a real romantic. He even sharts out hearts. #laundryday @bobbyleelive http://t.co/eow3hPaPQD
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
10 years
Aberrant pathways in my heart to match the ones in my head. #ziopatch http://t.co/1W3I5Cy0sg
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
8 years
If you're booing Tyron, I'm booing you. #ufc205
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
8 years
Mickey Gall is the high school bully in every 80s film ever made. #ufc203
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
7 years
Can I have a World Series win on my birthday please please please???💙⚾️ #worldseries17
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
7 years
Joanna forever and ever and ever. #UFC211
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
2 years
@littleesther My proudest work
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
6 years
@MikeypoosFilms @bobbyleelive @thetigerbelly That was my choice. One must never interrupt two old friends in deep reminiscence.
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
7 years
Mine. ❤️
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
9 years
Remind him how much he means to you this Mother's Day. #reachforthestar http://t.co/xVM6W3bQyP
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
7 years
Classy classy fucker this Whittaker. 😍 #UFC213
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
9 years
Don't know how I feel. Shocked but not shocked but like I wanna cry in the shower to Joan Jett and then go 2 church in Albuquerque. #UFC193
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@Khalamityk
Khalyla
7 years
I wish my boyfriend had hooves. #BeautyAndTheBeast
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