you’re busy thinking about the roman empire, i’m busy thinking about that thing that happened 7 years ago.

like, that boy is a cap

anything can be a wallet when u really put ur mind to it.

can't stop thinking about how @lasculturistas said i changed culture.

congress meeting about UFOs, baby you worried about the wrong objects.

haven’t been the same since

let’s stay in tonight

yes chef, 🫡

so many unanswered questions

feeling mushy today

behind every hot girl is a deep history of gendered language and the unrealistic expectation of always maintaining the perfect 98.6 degree temperature.

wait, did you all know that in 2025 65% of the population will be living out of tiny homes that are shaped like vitaminwater bottles because they have the most ergonomic designs.

karma is the legal team emailing me when i tried to use the real photoooooooo 🎶

this week i learned more about a blue couch than i know about some of my closest friends.

what happens if i fuse xxx + wood.

oh sure today it’s “no pants day” but last week it was a hr complaint.

won’t be able to sleep tonight #bringyourowncupday @7eleven.

single bottle, single cm, single 🍐 we all just looking for our partner out here.