ITS TIME
HAMMER PLAY OF LIFETIME 🔨 🔨 🔨
DALTON KNECHT OVER 21.5 AND 22.5 POINTS 🪣 💦
THIS BET IS THE REASON GOD PUT ME ON THIS EARTH 🌍
SERIOUS KENNY FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT 🧐
HIGH ENERGY STRICTLY BUSINESS
@CadenSunila
I don’t. I want to keep him underrated for as much of this season as possible.
After this szn it won’t be Jordan love the fringe T-10 player conversations
It will be the “if you did a re-draft today would you take Jordan love or Pat mahomes” convos after next season
@blynch999
@Return_Of_RB
Believe me I do. Rico called me a dildo after the call and it’s the proudest I’ve been since I broke the technical foul record last night.
#HealthyDebate
NOBODY IS HOTTER THAN KENNY HAMMER RIGJT NOW (PLUS 11 SLEDGEHAMMERS) 🔨 🔨 🔨
ITS ALL GATORS TONIGHT 🐊 🐊 🐊
SHOCKING HOW EASY THEYRE MAKING IT FOR ME HERE 🫢
WERE PLAYING 15 SLEDGE HAMMERS (AKA 1500 UNITS) 🔨 🐊 😂🔨🐊😂🔨🐊😂🔨🐊😂🔨🐊😂🔨🐊😂🔨🐊😂🔨🐊😂🔨🐊😂🔨🐊😂🔨🐊
@Return_Of_RB
@WayneJetskiii
Rico, the wife and I have been talking about kids. We want the best DNA possible. Obviously that’s not me. Would you possibly do me the honor of impregnating my wife so I can be a father?
STATE OF THE UNION 🚨 🔔 ‼️
BIG CHANGES FOR THE HAMMER PLAYS 🔨 🔨 🔨 🔨
WERE ON TO SOMETHING THAT COULD BE MASSIVE !!!!!
Negative 360 units and I say that with my head up high, I will not let us get to the 500 mark that’s a promise!!!!!!!!
WELCOME TO GAMBLING 101 📝 🍎
PROFESSOR HAMMER 🧐 🧠
ROOKIE GAMBLERS TAKE NOTES 🗒️ ✍️
15 SLEDGEHAMMER PLAY WITH NEW MEXICO 🔨 🇲🇽 🔨 🇲🇽
EARLY IN THE CAREER I WOULDVE BEEN ON UTAH STATE IN THIS GAME. I LEARNED FROM MY MENTOR. I WISH TO CARRY ON HIS TEACHINGS 💰
@nickysmokess
@stoolpresidente
Dave is gonna stuff Nicky smokes into the washer and call him step sis after reading this tweet
Good god man, you fucked this up
KENNY HAMMER LOVES COLLEGE FOOTBALL
🔨 〽️〽️🔨〽️🔨〽️🔨〽️🔨
MICHIGAN -5.5 for 10 SLEDGEHAMMERS
TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO SAID THEY BET WASHINGTON I HATE TO INFORM YOU BEFORE THE BALL EVEN KICKS OFF. YOURE WRONG
TONIGHT PROVES WHY IM KENNY HAMMER AND YOURE NOT 🔨
FIVE SLEDGEHAMMERS ON AMERICAS TEAM 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 ⭐️ ⭐️ 🤠 🤠
THATS 500 UNITS
NOBODY PICKS COWBOY GAMES LIKE KENNY HAMMER 🔨 🔨 🔨
IF YOU BET THE LIONS YOU SUPPORT PUTIN 🇷🇺
DO YHE RIGHT THING AND LAY THE NUMBER ON THE STARS AMD STRIPES
KENNYS RIDING THE BRONCOS +7.5 🐴 🔨 🐴 🔨 (5 SLEDGEHAMMER PLAY)
MARK HAD A FEW TOO MANY, MIX IN A WATER YOU ALCOHOLIC 🍺 🥃
FUCK GONZAGA🔨🖕
ALWAYS OPEN DOORS FOR WOMEN AND THE ELDERLY 👵🏻👨🏿🦳
ROAD DAWGS HOLLER FOR ME 😈 🐶
CHA CHING 💰 🔨 💰 🔨
@Return_Of_RB
is up 500 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 units courtesy of Kenny hammer
MORE WINNERS TOMORROW YOU CAN COUNT ON THAT
SHOUTOUT TO
@wherejohniii
FOR TAILING AND A BIG WIN FOR KENTUCKY 🔨 🔨 🔨 🔨
RICO YOU CAN THANK ME LATER
WELCOME TO GAMBLING 101 📝 🍎
PROFESSOR HAMMER 🧐 🧠
ROOKIE GAMBLERS TAKE NOTES 🗒️ ✍️
15 SLEDGEHAMMER PLAY WITH NEW MEXICO 🔨 🇲🇽 🔨 🇲🇽
EARLY IN THE CAREER I WOULDVE BEEN ON UTAH STATE IN THIS GAME. I LEARNED FROM MY MENTOR. I WISH TO CARRY ON HIS TEACHINGS 💰
Yo
@manscaped
what the fuck
I thought you said your shit was “Knick-proof” whatever that means. I “knicked” myself pretty good, and that’s on you.
Check your DMs for a picture
#SeeYouInCourt
I’m gonna tell everyone this much about how it’s going down tomorrow
I will only give out spectacular plays for college football
I love the board. I’m seeing it clearly.
You may want to ride your boy
@SullySoprano
First grade teacher: “How do you spell the word l*st”
Sul Jr: “Don’t say that word”
Teacher: “excuse me?”
Sul Jr: “Don’t say the L word”
Teacher: “okay”
Sul Jr: “Don’t say it”
Teacher: “I’m sorry Sul Jr”
@BarstoolBigCat
THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER. THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER.
THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER.
THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER.
THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER.
Quit booze = easy
Quit junk food= no problem
Quit drugs= no sweat
Quit sex= never had it
Quit partying= done
Quit porn= simple
Quit social media= cool, don’t need it
Quit gambling= you will need me behind bars in the Hannibal lecter suit to even have a prayer at that
NOBODY IS HOTTER THAN KENNY HAMMER RIGJT NOW (PLUS 11 SLEDGEHAMMERS) 🔨 🔨 🔨
ITS ALL GATORS TONIGHT 🐊 🐊 🐊
SHOCKING HOW EASY THEYRE MAKING IT FOR ME HERE 🫢
WERE PLAYING 15 SLEDGE HAMMERS (AKA 1500 UNITS) 🔨 🐊 😂🔨🐊😂🔨🐊😂🔨🐊😂🔨🐊😂🔨🐊😂🔨🐊😂🔨🐊😂🔨🐊😂🔨🐊😂🔨🐊
Want to clear up some confusion about this tweet:
I’m going
#ZeroDarkThirty
like my boy
@KingJames
so I can learn what it truly means to become a Lakers/Lebron fan
@DaltonKnecht3
my sacrifice will be worth it in the end
“Oh Kenny, you’re back on a tweet storm. Are you okay??”
All those people can hit the road.
Kenny hammer answers to no man woman or child while he’s on this twitter.
ATTENTION 🚨 ‼️ 🚨 ‼️
House of B’s minions,
I see your chirps. You can say whatever before we battle. Fact: Nobody picks games likes me. Your boy is in trouble get the paramedics ready cuz it’s about to get ugly 😈 😈 911 is the number
@kennybets13
@StoutHour
@keebbets
LETS ADDRESS THE GIANT ASS ELEPHANT THAT IS MY 1000 unit HOLE
🐘 🐘
I AM WAGERING 20 Sledge hammers
Biggest wager you’ve ever seen.
Not just my biggest, but anyone’s biggest.
Kenny hammer promised he’d retire if he went down 500 Units.
Kenny hammer will never retire
KENNY HAMMER BREAKS THE MOLD TONIGHT 🗣️‼️⛽️😻
IVE GOT PICKS ALL NIGHT LONG 😼👊
SLEDGE HAMMER ON ORLANDO 1Q ML
STAY TUNED STAY INFORMED
IM GOING ALL NIGHT LONG
GET HOT STAY HOT 🥵 🔥
GET HOT STAY HOT 🥵 🔥
🔥 🔥 🔥 🔨 🔨 🔨 🔨
No play today
This weekend I’m not only gambling my picks for myself and my followers, I am gambling for charity.
When I beat
@HouseOfB40
he will rue the day he attached me to the bishop sycamore pic.
5 picks. 5 winners. Coming soon.
#GamblingForCharity
@healthydebates
Hail, Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst women
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.
KENNYS RIDING THE BRONCOS +7.5 🐴 🔨 🐴 🔨 (5 SLEDGEHAMMER PLAY)
MARK HAD A FEW TOO MANY, MIX IN A WATER YOU ALCOHOLIC 🍺 🥃
FUCK GONZAGA🔨🖕
ALWAYS OPEN DOORS FOR WOMEN AND THE ELDERLY 👵🏻👨🏿🦳
ROAD DAWGS HOLLER FOR ME 😈 🐶
And to be honest, I gotta get back on the Twitter. The more I tweet, the more I feel a weight being lifted off my shoulders.
It’s a lot of pressure to be having the kinds of thoughts that Kenny Hammer thinks 🔨
#DailyDoseOfTwitter
@Brroccoli
@_brendanburns
Kenny hammer twitter is for anyone and everyone over the ages of 17+. Man or woman. Gambler or non-gambler. Religion or atheist. Big or small. Round globe or true earth. Sober or non-sober. Kenny hammer 🔨 does not discriminate.