16 years ago today, on three days rest and with a torn meniscus in his left knee, Johan Santana tossed a complete game three-hit shutout against the Marlins to keep the Mets playoff hopes alive.
And Chrishell deserves a hot young himbo that does want kids. If they propose a Romain-Jason partner switch, I need everyone to be cool about it. These people don't live on our planet by our rules, this is fine
Costco tells TMZ they don’t even sell baby oil after Diddy’s lawyer suggested he had 1,000 bottles because he buys them in bulk from Costco.
“None of the company’s US locations carry baby oil”
Literally known people who'd be like, "wowwww, you took a prescribed xanax for your panic attack? That's so irresponsible. ...anyway, I did 3 rails of coke at the bar yesterday it was so sick"
if i’m here rambling about how xanax is the coolest fucking drug in the world and everyone should be fucked up on it all the time that’s one thing but if i just mention taking the drug try and refrain from making judgemental comments on someone’s life who you know nothing about
@priya_ebooks
One of my favorite encapsulations of addiction was in Get Him To The Greek when his girlfriend said, "Then you did yoga for 5 hrs a day. There's nothing you can't turn into heroin." Highlights how sometimes recovery is a redirection of that energy into something less destructive
@1followernodad
I cannot tell you how many people I've recommended read Kelsey Grammer's Wikipedia. It starts with his real name being Allen and just becomes a novel from there
I like Greg and I’m not sorry ab it. I’ve met him and he’s a really nice person and a good friend. We all make mistakes dating, that’s how we learn. He does not deserve all the hatred. I will die on this hill
#TheBachelorette
What about the ocean is inviting? She is beautiful and to be admired with reverence and respect. A cute little safe float upon her and that's it. She is alive and sentient and holds universes and you wanna play with her like she's your personal swimming pool !!!!
God I hate Nick. You can be entirely over the person you were dating (and in fact find them revolting!) and not "over" the damage they caused you. Wild how men can abuse you and ruin your life and have the ego to say, "she's obsessed, she can't get over me 😏"
Can u imagine if what happened to Ariana happened to N*ck V*all or any other man, really? He would trash that woman until the end of time, like he does for every single bachelorette lead and woman that exists.
When it’s a man who fucks up, the woman just needs to “get over it.”
@1followernodad
In my experience they also have no idea how obvious it is when they look at your chest. I once told a guy I was dating that I'd noticed he did it a ton on one of our first dates and he was *shocked*
It's SO good. I can't recommend enough. If you like Always Sunny or Community or anything entertaining, watch the whole season of
@mythic_quest
and especially this episode
@KarenKilgariff
Lost my true crime loving mom recently and MFM has made me feel closer to her, and you being so open about your grief process has helped me more than I can explain. Hope you got through the day ok, thinking of you and the great stories you've told of your mom ❤️
@1followernodad
WOW, “oh she’s nice and I’d like to sexualize and romanticize her kindness" was a wake-up call to how I've been viewed that I didn't know I needed
@anylaurie16
This was on the soda machine at the hospital while my mom was dying and had to laugh. Nearly used this picture as my out of office reply that week
@anylaurie16
I told my best friend, "I genuinely don't understand how he has friends. How can anyone tolerate him?" and then continued dating him for like a year
There's a girl I grew up with that I grew apart from but I absolutely love seeing the cool things she's doing with her life and it makes me so genuinely happy to see her thrive. Social media is very cool for that. I can only assume every man I've met feels the same way about me.
@janellejcomedy
Any chance you can share where you got your jumpsuit? I'd love to order it, try it on and then be very disappointed that it doesn't look as good on me as it did on you
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@scotus
got this one right. Student loan forgiveness discriminates against those who paid off their debt and those whose parents scrimped and saved so their kids wouldn't have debt.
@jennifermerr
To be fair, this did actually happen to me once with a rogue pair of men's underwear (🤮) so it's possible
...but yeah probably, men are trash