peppermint pussy princess
@aguatheejamaica
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Can you fucking computer nerds do something useful and erase everyone’s debts????.
BREAKING: Hackers have reportedly stolen the Social Security numbers of EVERY American, according to the Los Angeles Times.
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But if he were roided out in the after pic the reaction wouldn’t be sad even though anabolic steroids linked to hypertension, dyslipidemia, coronary artery disease, arrhythmias, stroke, and various cardiomyopathies.
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The Mexican urge to say “ándale por pendejo” whenever I see someone get hurt.
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If you’re in Chicago, have symptoms but, can’t afford a doctor visit, don’t have a car, are undocumented, uninsured: Free walk-up COVID testing today at Project Vida in Little Village starting at 10am. We do not ask citizenship status.
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drinking a cow’s milk is just as weird as drinking your neighbor’s breast milk.
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Forget the ‘slutty’ waists, where are the beefy legs at??.
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WITHOUT GOOGLING.Name a famous historic battle.
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This epidemic of letting anyone who can afford nice headphones and a mic have a podcast needs to end.
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On a date. He got us tacos but I ate chorizo. 😮💨😮💨😮💨🫦
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I’m 6’2”.
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Hornier at 40 than at any other time in my life.
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Entering my 40’s as a gay divorcee. I’m single, I own my own home, I have a homophobic dog, I have 2 masters and I’m going for my doctorate in nursing practice in the fall. Life is weird as hell. 39 was easily the worst year of my life. Hoping 40 is better.
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Bunch of tops hitting me up and attempting to top me, a top.
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So many of you have fallen for this fake deep voice and boring videos 😬.
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To everyone saying this isn’t the same man: basic optics are really beating your asses.
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I cook, I clean, I can reach high shelves, I can fold you in half, I can carry you around, it’s brown with a pink head, seven and a half inches.
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We sure did
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Look at these.
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40 years old 6’2 demure and mindful btw.
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Currently
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Well
ohhhh you're a gay bear going as sexy bowser for halloween? should we throw a party? should we invite jonny mcgovern?.
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Sorry if I could draw your attention here, it’s important
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An old pic you still like
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Vicente “I don’t want a f*g’s liver” Fernandez is dead.
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My incredibly talented friend Eddie took some pics of me and I’m gonna slow trickle them out. His ig is etitan
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Crop top showing off the belly and loose skin 🫣
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This will be the only legal method of saying hi in 2022
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Latine moms thinking their mijitos se están portando bien little do they know they’re taking pictures of their hoyitos
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