Kelvin Novo
@KelOnovo
Followers
4,335
Following
1,924
Media
421
Statuses
6,894
Patriotic Nigerian 🇳🇬 | Serial Entrepreneur & Technophile | Husband & Father | Founder of 042ShelliCulture & Enugu Online Market |Sharing my opinion proudly!
Enugu, Nigeria
Joined July 2019
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
TEMU
• 453657 Tweets
Afghanistan
• 331307 Tweets
最大5,000円報酬
• 241581 Tweets
روما
• 204815 Tweets
領空侵犯
• 160032 Tweets
Arlington
• 159190 Tweets
Sven
• 130391 Tweets
Delpino
• 62519 Tweets
Abbey Gate
• 35038 Tweets
Scout
• 34019 Tweets
Olmo
• 33890 Tweets
Finale
• 33798 Tweets
Nintendo Direct
• 29811 Tweets
Alex Sandro
• 26583 Tweets
Medina
• 24294 Tweets
Charli
• 24215 Tweets
D-1 TO CHANYEOL SOLO
• 20163 Tweets
伊藤さん
• 17954 Tweets
Nelita
• 14870 Tweets
瑞希誕生日
• 14148 Tweets
Ubisoft
• 14069 Tweets
Beşiktaşlı Oğuzhan
• 11378 Tweets
Lowe
• 10892 Tweets
Christensen
• 10151 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
I no longer have freedom in my house.
Lol, I dare you to change the TV station.
In the house, I pay rent, pay school fees, hustle for food, and even help them keel cockroaches, ants and any fly.
The cartoon isn’t the issue. My issue is that I was mandated to watch and dance
1K
973
9K
In 2015, I lost my job. In 2017/2018, I took the boldest step I have ever taken in my entire life: I got married and started doing dry cleaning and running a barbing salon to survive.
It was at that stage I picked keke also and was driving it on hire purchase.
I told myself
2K
1K
15K
@InternetH0F
Bro is certainly not okay upstairs.
$50 in 20 years is actually $12,000.
Let's say we push it to 50 years. That's $30,000.
Bro needs help upstairs.
I don't need your goddam passive income.
Give me the $1,000,000
196
162
14K
My investment in my wife paid off.
I am always the kind of guy who believes in investing in your wife because, as a man, you don’t get to be buoyant all the time.
My wife and I have done lots of businesses together. One thing I like about her is if she says, "Babe, loan me
130
300
2K
Someone wrote to the US to adjust their visa fees since the dollar to naira has dropped significantly, and they reduced it from 567k to 259k.
Starlink reduced their Starlink fee on this site from almost 1m naira to 450k for all the gears.
But in Nigeria, Garri, which was 2000
518
811
2K
When they are k!dnapping in Anambra, Enugu, and Imo states, s!aughtering people like chickens, you didn't ask who they voted for.
I just woke up, and I am so happy I left this ha£eful camp. Gosh, the wickedness in your heart. Damn, I can't believe this. Of all times.
236
435
1K
Someone just tried sending dollars from the US to me just now, and World Remit isn't even working.
The option we used was Sendwave, and the money was converted to Naira. What I eventually received was the Naira equivalent, and the rate was good. Like so good.
Why were people
280
444
1K
@MrsZanga
Madam, I love how you adore your husband, but let's be frank.
Sm●king while working is unprofessional. You could have done this without showing it on the internet.
But we are in the era of "no one cares." Please sm●ke in your homes but not at the workplace.
86
23
838
Chude, your caption is so hilarious.
Did I just hear say "the most wanted journalist alive?"
The only people looking for this guy might be his parents and siblings.
Do you think the Nigerian government is wasting efforts looking for him?
If they want him, they will get him
He has been called the most feared journalist in Nigeria - and the price he has had to pay for that has been to flee his country, to live as a fugitive in several African countries since 2020 and to have no Nigerian passport because he says he will be arrested if he visits any
476
467
964
173
253
841
Is the Enugu State government aware of the situation?
Some Residents in Nchatancha Nike were instructed to vacate their homes and land, even though they claim to have provided the government with the requested land they asked for.
It's concerning that 80 per cent of their land
156
992
772
@instablog9ja
Come back to a country that doesn't have at least 5 hours of light every day.
Come back to a country whose currency is approaching Zimbabwean currency.
The list is long, but let's start with the person saying this. Where are your kids? Are they schooling in this country?
50
60
741
The way the Naira is fighting back against the dollar needs to be studied. I have never, since I was born, seen the Naira fight back this way.
I wanted to buy stocks a few days ago on the Bamboo app.
And I needed to credit my dollar account via the bamboo app.
I saw the dollar
226
140
682
Thank you PMB!!!
best president ever me and my staff just got paid this evening.
Guysss🤣😍
First time am recieving funds from the government..
Keep doubting and don't apply for such offers.
Insult buhari on my TL me and my family will come for you.
@BayoAdedosu
@jeffphilips1
83
197
583
@renoomokri
Hard truth! Mr. reno, those saying Lagos is a no man's land. I dare any of them to come to any of my southeast state and use that sake phrase and see the outcome.
I urge my igbo brothers to come back and develop our land. Charity actually begins from home abroad oo
107
33
642
@TheSerahIbrahim
So all the Igbo buildings in Lagos have been demolished?
So, he shouldn't celebrate his own countrymen because he is Igbo.
How do you survive the sort of hate you harbor in your hearts?
This tribal war won't take us anywhere.
169
49
597
@oku_yungx
As a nigerian, have you wondered what life will be like if you are not a Nigerian omo.
Ah, it will be scary ooo.
25
26
587
@gboyegaakosile
When arrested, the same person will go on Twitter and claim that the police are harassing him or her. And Twitter Court will be summoned to defend the individual.
Nigerians are not prepared for a functioning system. If the system works, many people will not be driving their cars
23
66
505
@jon_d_doe
I have two lovely daughters. Even if someone tells me tomorrow that I am not their father, I will never stop loving them...
How does this man feel about punishing a young lad for sins he had no knowledge of? If I tell you I'm not in tears right now, I'm lying.
86
13
504
@renoomokri
I vividly remember your protest in London during Buhari's presidency. You attached all manner of captions to your protest. Since you claim that no amount of protest can impact the dollar rate, what was your aim then?
Were you just chasing clout or seeking attention from PMB?
93
19
489
Okay guys I have gone to confirm
@Hauntedserenity
at his rice milling farm in nkwo nike Enugu state..
He sells a 50kg of rice for 19,200 and you will pay for delivery to any state in nigeria or anywhere..
He is a genuine young farmer
@jeffphilips1
@maziubadire
@olusogaowoeye
74
306
436
@ayemojubar
I don't know when sharing coke and Fanta is now a crime.
You are shaming a man for doing his legitimate hustle, Kai. That's so low, of you
17
35
447
Governor Peter Mbah is actually working tirelessly in Enugu State. I live in this state, and I can attest to it.
The only problem the man has is he doesn't have good PR.
I can only fault him when he made this promise of giving Enugu people water in 100 days. Lol, he thought it
170
73
419
Take a look at this.
Rwanda: Approximately 26,338 square kilometres (10,169 square miles).
Nigeria: Approximately 923,768 square kilometres (356,669 square miles).
Nigeria is about 35 times larger than Rwanda in terms of land area.
It is easier to govern Rewanda than it is to
Nigeria has more cash than Rwanda
Nigeria has more gas than Rwanda
Rwanda is serious about governance, but Nigeria is not.
As a Nigerian, if you Keep settling for mediocre, you will become mediocre
(please ask me to go back to Ohafia, not just Abia State)
394
2K
4K
864
96
414
@Wizarab10
I am really surprised Dickson wrote this. There is no governor in Nigeria presently that has outperformed Sanwo-Olu.
Some of us in the Southeast actually envy people in Lagos.
Show me any governor who has done just 20 percent of what he has done or is doing.
53
50
391
@erigganewmoney
We are also building more churches in a poverty-stricken environment. Money that could have been used to build factories And employ people praying for jobs.
36
32
363
@ruffydfire
When we are ready for true leadership in this country, a lot of us will be rotting in jail.
The freedom in Nigeria is why people are bold to embezzle public funds, and they seem to not care. Because they know nothing will happen.
25
46
375
Is there any other state in Nigeria that has CCTV cameras at each bus stop, or is it just Enugu?
If there are none, then other states should emulate Enugu State.
To those who say this man isn’t working, I pray you don’t misbehave in this town again because he will be watching
234
93
380
@DanielRegha
You are right D. The only land I see the north own is their mosque. Unless we have started selling land to them of recent. But since I was born here I have never heard an igbo man sell Land to a northerner. The tribalism we display in Nigeria is on 3D bro. God help us.
230
55
369
The saga between Chioma and Erisco Food happened to me when I recently joined Twitter. Mine was a bit different, but almost the same scenario.
It happened on one said day that there was this trend about scams on Twitter that year.
You know, as a young man who had just gotten
157
108
363
The way we all went out for Pastor Okezie gave me so much joy this night.
Una too much.🙌
18
49
373
This is not a catfish account.
My name is Kelvin Somtochukwu Onovo, founder of 042 Shelliculture and Enugu Online Market, We specialize in logistics, managing kekes, minibusses, dynas, and trucks for individuals who want to go into higher purchase business but prefer to remain
46
90
363
This man only sees faults in other states except Abia State.
He keeps poking his nose into the affairs of other states, but Abia State has been owing civil 6 servants for 7 months.
Instead of directing his attention to his own state so that his governor can actually pay
Enugu State Government is sealing an N100b deal with a company Pragmatic Palms, which CAC registered in March 2024
This does not pass the smell test
235
2K
2K
206
102
355
Just got off the phone with Pastor okezie now.
His wife dey rub his head right now.
Una well done.🙌🙌
Dear APC folks, you people have shown me what love is all about.
I am not even a member, but the love shown to okezie in the last few days is truly astonishing.
You people
21
42
358
@Zero_Analyticz
When the dollar was fluctuating months ago, prices in Nigeria were rising almost every second. You might remember people going to a shop to buy gadgets, and the owner would have to make a call before giving you the actual price. Could you explain, since you mentioned that
33
20
337
@Postsubman
A greater percentage of nigeria are actually ignoring the fact she said the product, k!lls people.
Which is totally wrong on the side of chioma. What statistics does she have by saying the product k!lls people.
Erisco should biko forgive. She has learned her lesson.
153
35
335
@jon_d_doe
This hurts so bad mehn....
I wish I can be his brother.. mehn this left a tear in my eye..
if he can reach out to me am in Enugu we can work things out...
18
10
308
@Wizarab10
How people are not condemning the fraud he is into still amazes me.
Yet we want good governance.
29
12
317
@OWealthcome
If Israel retaliates now, you will still be the same persons to start a new hashtag.
15
4
319
@instablog9ja
These individuals don't complain about electricity issues because they have access to lights. Similarly, they don't express concerns about food scarcity as they have an abundance. Only when they experience the challenges faced by the masses will they truly understand priorities.
13
38
310
@jeffphilips1
It was when I saw Kalu, the supposed financial expert, say that arresting them would scare investors away, that I knew it's over. Some of them are sad because they invested in the app, so shutting down Binance means shutting down their income. You get the point, Jeff.
17
67
312
I would rather listen to millionaires who made it in Nigeria than to listen to broke men who keep complaining on Twitter.
The same nigeria you keep saying nothing works is the same nigeria, south koreans, china and other country men are coming to invest ...
@lollylarry1
👋👋👋
18
82
267
Who says we can’t grow our own food?
The way Enugu is flourishing under Peter Mbah's regime needs to be studied.
This pepper was grown in Ako Nike, Enugu State.
Invest in Enugu and invest in Nigeria. We can grow peppers, tomatoes, or anything plantable in Enugu State.
Come
86
88
305
@OmoIyaRisi
People who are crying don't understand one bit of the working of forex.
Some of them benefit more if the dollar to naira is high.
They don't want a working system they want a system they will benefit from.
21
38
297
@MrOdanz
I had a similar scenario with a client abroad who wanted to pay for an item and mistakenly sent 5m instead of 500k. The guy started panicking; I told him to chill, assuring him that he would receive his balance. Even though I had already exceeded my limit, the guy couldn't sleep
5
7
274
You all aren't saying anything about the !nsecur!ty and k!dnapping in Anambra State, particularly in Onitsha.
Jesus Christ of Nazareth😲😲😲.
This town practically shuts down by
6 pm, and if you're spotted outside by 9 pm or later, you take your chances with whatever comes
219
102
262
Just like you can’t separate Okpa from an 042 person, you can’t separate hotels from investors in Enugu State.
I am sure we have overtaken Owerri when it comes to hotels.
Well, I am actually happy na AKU ELUBEGO UNO.
It’s more like there is a hotel in almost every bus stop and
91
32
266
@Letter_to_Jack
Positive news about this country irritates these people; once they wake up, they want to hear sad news to validate their reasons for not voting for a certain party and also to feel good about why their candidate didn't win. It says a lot about an individual.
16
40
256
@laraGold143
Enugu State, known for its longstanding tradition of zoning dating back to the era of Chimaroke, is the place where they'll actually come and beg your uncle to take on the role of governor. Come on, let's try a different lie; this one's too weak! 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Na the beg vex me oo
47
19
241
@AishaYesufu
You once campaigned for Buhari, who was 70 and unfit.
Your hypocrisy should always be showcased on national TV. It should be replaced with channel 225.
No one does it better than you.
Absolute no one.
69
37
249
@Letter_to_Jack
There is a state on Twitter that is aba.
It's different from the real state, Abia.
14
11
241
@Letter_to_Jack
If my people can defend Evans, trust me, there is nothing they can't defend.
Come to Anambra State and hear of the sort of kidnapping happening here. They won't talk about that either. No, they won't.
They will never.
23
51
233
Dave Umabi was once regarded as one of the best-performing governors in Nigeria, particularly in infrastructure development. In fact, he was rated one the best-performing minister here on X. In my opinion, he still holds that title.
However, according to People on X, he is now
79
70
232
@instablog9ja
I don't understand why this person is free while Nnamdi Kanu is in prison. Aren't they both working towards the same agenda? If this person's actions are not stopped, it may lead to a situation similar to what happened in the southeast. If they are allowed to continue with their
93
13
226
Peter Mba is repairing bad roads and constructing new ones almost everywhere in Enugu. You live in Enugu, you have seen development on roads within one year. Yet, you ignored it and picked on the recent news on hotel.
Peter changed the face of ESWAMA in Enugu, bringing in and
203
57
221
@kinglyrex
The price of fuel has been the same even when garri and other commodities were still at the same price.
Na fuel una dey blame now.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Typical, you people.
28
4
226
@Egi_nupe_
@AishaYesufu
Have you forgotten that this woman makes a living doing this? Can't this judge press charges so that one person will serve as an example? If nothing is done here, another member of their group will recreate this, and it will become a trend. They desire the judgment to align with
28
35
211
@Jack_ng01
@balamiisaac
@_Debbie_OA
This doesn't make sense. This is total black mailing.
Allow people to give from their heart.
2
2
214
In Peter Mbah's one year in office, Enugu Rangers has already won the league after winning it in 2016.
In his one year in office, there is hope for water in Enugu, something that stopped working over 8 years ago.
In his one year in office, Presidential Hotel, the International
123
38
214
@MobilePunch
What about his celebrity sister. Where is she.
Tag uche okoye to this post.
Oya what will you say on this.
26
9
208
@Ujamidaize
Bro, you seem to forget I buy and store all this food stuff.
Ever since I started this food stuff, business garri has never gone to this extent.
There is typically no excuse for this, bro. It's pure greed, not agenda. The usual excuse abakaliki people gave me was fuel price.
31
7
209
I am one of the biggest critics of Peter Mbah's administration. I express this because I voted and campaigned for him with my full chest.
Yesterday, I was shocked to my bone. I went to Trans Ekulu to see a friend and couldn't recognize this bridge and axis anymore.
Omo, Peter
68
54
206
@_DebbieOA
Why would anyone even put me in such a situation that I am to choose between my mom and my family.
9
3
191
@laraGold143
Please, I've lived in Enugu all my life, and I've never heard of anyone being begged to become the governor of this town.
Please share your uncle's name. It's the same town where power struggles happen. Share your uncle's name or stay quiet.
55
10
188
@chinedu_hendrix
@Letter_to_Jack
What di you guys usually smoke🤣🤣🤣 I use to think this app is for intellectuals but what am seeing now is turning my eye.
You can pass for a comedian because what is this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
16
14
182
You must really be a b!tter soul to say Peter Mbah isn’t doing anything in Enugu State.
This is one of the smart schools in a village—brethren, in a village!😲
- School fees: free
- Feeding: free
- School uniform: free
- Everything in the school: free
- Internet connection for
105
39
174
Guys!!!
This is the best Xmas present 🎁 from the federal republic of Nigeria as I and my staff just got credited again.
Imagine the feeling of receiving alert on Christmas day. I swear it can only be president Mohammadu buhari.
@toluogunlesi
@BashirAhmaad
@jeffphilips1
8
60
154
@chude__
Start like this, Nkpi. Call out the people who supplied the drinks. Call out the cameraman. Call out the light guy. Also, don't forget to call out the servers who were given a job that day. What am I forgetting? Once you are done disgracing yourself, let me know.
24
6
175
@Letter_to_Jack
220k can fill up the entire space in my car, I mean fill it to the brim. Na just clout chasers.
2
4
167
@Brightgoldenboy
@HarrisonBbi18
He has now attached a video you suddenly changed narrative..
Damn you guys ooo.
For once, can the right thing be done
10
4
173
I am just thinking out loud.
Since that pastor has taken Ijele to court on the claims that Ijele said he performs fake miracles.
So, as the matter is now in court, how does he prove to the judges that his miracles aren't fake?
😂😂😂😂 I wish it would be televised ooo.
52
34
167
@renoomokri
Every single one of them said they would do the same thing.
The problem is not about the implementation but who implemented it.
Narrative would have been different if it was implemented by our lord and saviour.
35
33
166
Truly, this is the best piece I have seen an opposition write.
Commendable from AA.
I am impressed.
At a meeting called at his instance on Thursday to address the Foreign Exchange crisis and the problem of economic downturn, among others, Bola Tinubu failed, yet again, to showcase any concrete policy steps that his administration is taking to contain the crises of currency
1K
2K
6K
5
75
155
@FinPlanKaluAja1
God bless you kalu.
we in the south east are always looking for who to blame.. it's not like the whole five south east state can no come together and achieve one single thing that is beneficial to the people of SE.
4
21
139
@MrOdanz
The same thing I said to myself: "How can a full-grown man like myself, with two grown kids, not have a voice of my own just because I don't want to be called out on Twitter? If I allow myself to be a slave to these people, then I am a big disappointment to my kids and staff.
13
4
152
@aonanuga1956
You guys are underperforming. Can't you even see that even your own supporters are even crying, too?
If you guys care about Nigerians, the issues for the planned protest need to be tackled.
Apc did it against Jonathan in 2015. So embrace it too.
20
14
153
@MrOdanz
I hope you have this issue sorted out with your wife and daughter. That's the main thing kev.
With the way you love that little girl, I mean your daughter, please do anything possible not to be an absent father in her life. Please.
You and your family will be alright👍
34
5
155
@Egi_nupe_
🤣🤣🤣 am just laughing looking at this flier. Whoever mixed the guy in the middle and tagged him fit to run for the governorship election in Lagos a "whole Lagos", the person is a big joke. What exactly qualifies that guy to even be a local govt chairman.
13
17
146
@msmocrown
I still maintain social media needs to be regulated. If we continue like this and people going free for wrangling accusing people of what they did not do or what or who they are not. Then we are in deep trouble. imagine the audacity which she said obedient has done investigation
23
30
151
@AishaYesufu
Hmmmm, are there any legal consequences for someone coming online to say things like this?
Is this legally right?
118
10
151
@UthmanTochukwu
Tochukwu nwanne m, you are actually my name sake, Biko ghahara, I am not a Muslim, but I believe that everyone should be free to practice any religion their heart desires. I have a great respect for Muslims, even here in Enugu. Let's not judge an entire group based on the action
6
6
149
@Elkrosmediahub
This is to convey that a significant number of us exhibit behaviors worse than those we criticize daily. Some are merely awaiting an opportunity to reveal their true colors. Among all the actions one could take, owing someone salary for a service rendered is particularly
1
18
149
Enugu is expecting over 150 CNG buses, with about 50 of them arriving in 6 weeks.
Do you know what this will do for the residents of Enugu State?
Are you still having doubts that he is the right man for the job?
Dear Co-Otimkpo's, are we not vindicated? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
76
23
147
@OneNaijaPatriot
If the bank can give you this rate. Then there is no need to go to aboki again.
This is a good move.
I applaud cbn for this
9
10
141
@jeffphilips1
I knew this won’t take long before a lot of them who are sheepishly following the so called elite obedient to see this.
More will still unfold.
Lovers of Nigeria indeed.
Bunch of Ndi oshi claiming they love Nigeria more than everyone else.
1
23
143
@emmaikumeh
We started a go fund me here, and somehow, we think kidnappers are not on social media.
There is no need to charge kidnappers to court if they are caught.
Fire them on sight.
10
11
127
@gimbakakanda
How people got excited at that letter she wrote to US is the same way some of them believed that the same letter US will install biafra in Nigeria.. it's is how people who are graduates believes such is what baffles me..
Do they even know what a sovereign state is. I guess NO.
32
12
123
@Letter_to_Jack
The whole town is quiet because Cubana Chief Priest is there.
Even the captions are friendly. He infused romance into them.
Put Jack or Odanz in, and they will all crawl out.
5
7
126