Onye-The-Kachi
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Here to take your mind on a journey..King of Narratives and Perspectives. The other side of the other side
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Sometimes I sit and I remember how I could have committed cold-blooded MURDER when I was just a child.
Could I really had been arrested at that age? Who would have been held responsible? My parents? Things I saw on TV? The devil?
I think of it so deeply that I shudder
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@newmumshub
I did this with my niece.. Then one night I stole all her earnings to teach her that "life is a risk and anything can happen".
Had to teach her to be security conscious.
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I remember dating this babe who was Yoruba and a Muslim while I was Igbo and a Christian. Her family knew me, I even went to some of the family functions with them.. Then one day on a call, she told her mum she was with me and I heard the mum say something like 👇
It’s so depressing being a celebrity in this country. Do families have rights to do this???
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I already had discharge plans, although something else caused us to break it up before the plans could be activated and I was kinda grateful for it.
I'm not going to be the one to separate you from your family or walk around on eggshells whenever they're around.. Not worth it
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@jooyExmas
My mom was livid when I and my sis brought home our first cat.. Then ended up loving the kitten more than us. Fed it meal combinations we could only dream of as kids. The cat became her baby and it felt like we fell from grace 😂😂
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Trust me, you don't wanna find yourself in a quarrel one day and they're reminding you how they abandoned their family for you.. It's a card they'll play some day, and the emotional blackmail will work because you don't want to seem ungrateful after such a "sacrifice"
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But then maybe I'm just a "coward".. You don't have to follow my story.
If you're "man enough" or "woman enough" to brave the odds and cut your family off, Godspeed to you my friend. I shall live vicariously through your story.
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Love is wonderful, but sometimes even the things we love can cause bigger issues we never envisaged and are ill-prepared to deal with or handle, and as I've come to understand, LOVE doesn't always conquer all things, it's not always enough.
We must err on the side of caution
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"Whatever you're doing with him use your head, you know we and them don't go together in marriage".
She knew I heard it and she was the "My family can go to hell if they don't support me" type.. Ready to cut off ties with them and all but naaah, from that day I already knew
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I'm not trying to make it a tribal or religious thing as I don't know what exactly her mother meant, if it was the religious angle or the ethnic one.. I've also had other wonderful relationships with Yoruba babes and Muslims alike, so no prejudice in my heart.
In fact there was
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@DamolaOlutoke
@newmumshub
The lesson she learnt was worth the amount.
Strangers would have taught her for a higher fee 😂😂
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Also a time later on when I was with another Yoruba Muslim and this time it was me who was ready to fuck the family.. But then I was young and immature because at this point, if my family doesn't want you, I'm sorry.
If your younger bro as much as frowns at me.. I'm sorry too
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We organized a party here in Lag and at the end of the party one white guy who was invited came to ask us how much his bill was, listing everything he'd ate and drank.
Told him he didn't have to pay anything cos it was all free and mans couldn't believe it!
This thing shocked me. They invited us to a classmate’s birthday at Hallam and I foolishly went there expecting free food. After we finished they shared the bill. I had only 10 pounds in my pocket and my share was 11 pounds. I just dropped it and trekked back.
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@LionStarzy
@joshking0314
I can't stress myself toasting babe, then still stress myself toasting the family to make them like me.
If they don't like me, I won't force it.
And fake love no dey work sha, I go sniff am out
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@Nandukiskaro
@newmumshub
Assuming she can find the thieves.. For this, she would need the police first. 🤣
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@_Eddieee321
@Mo_Sznn
A man says something against women and your best comeback is to drag your fellow woman(his mum) into it just because you think it'll hurt his feelings?? 😂
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@MakoKenji
@_D_bron
@jaxajueny
Alright, I'm done with you.. Come back when you actually see the series and stop pulling out lies from your ass.
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@RoyaltiOnWheels
Irrespective of what people are saying about you and your past life, I want you to know that Jesus the greatest man who ever lived, loves you, and God loves you, and I'm rooting for you.
God bless you and may you find sufficiency in his grace and mercies.
Stay blessed sister.
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@Chidi_Chikadi
Well, you ain't gonna be old and wise if you've never been young and foolish lol.
Now I won't enter into a relationship as rashly as I used to.
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@Tmsoftest
@newmumshub
"If person wey tiff your money help you dey find am, you no fit ever see the money again" 😂
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@Kryptoknighht
@bishop_bisa
Thaf was the last straw for me! 😂
If it was real, she go don dey change am for the guy before it even got to that point.
Person call you dirty girl, still typed "blocked", you still dey do "hello sir" 😂
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@BatifiedGeralt
@Gracebal0
You've not been fortunate enough to meet good women. They exist trust me.
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@gbileA3f
@newmumshub
She was really distraught and heartbroken the next day.. I had to buy her doughnut and Fanta out of the money to console her 😂😂
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@MakoKenji
@jaxajueny
Her daughter literally took out P'li with metal bending which Toph was more adept at.. So?
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@TellYourSonThis
@BadManAbesh
You are one of us now.. We are currently planning on selecting a native name for you.
"Odogwu IM the 1st.. Liberator of lost and misguided men"
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@Josephine_mass
@Uyoyoghene_
My family has been complaining of my pride and ego.. Can you humble me please?
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@GodsBackFat
@KogaKenway
@ljverse
Because she was raised by very strict parents, She became the opposite, and quite loose in terms of parenting. Giving them too much freedom and ignoring them. Didn't really have that emotional bond with them..
And also refused to tell them about their fathers
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@_Eddieee321
@Mo_Sznn
I didn't say you're triggered. I asked a question but it seems you don't understand it, and that's okayy.
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@Giotechmill
@AanuJeremy
@Rene_noire
Even if your parents never loved you, can't you at least love yourself?
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@oladejograce
@newmumshub
If she didn't learn at home by losing small money, she would have learnt the harder way out there in the real world by losing bigger money.
It was a cost-effective lesson. 😎
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@harluks_
Hehehe.. A fighter I see.
You obviously have the tenacity and the strength to do the gra-gra wey dey ontop.. So, Godspeed to you my brother, I'm not that strong 😂
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@SelemaEnang
I ended a friendship because the person hid my inhaler saying they wanted to see what a severe attack looked like cos they thought I was exaggerating it.
After I got it back.. End of friendship till today.
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@_Anzuraa_
@ajoannax
@akmannaz94
When you hear "economy", do you think "oh she might be talking about emotional security"?
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@iamvinicius_snr
@tomiwebstr
Both parties were relying on their gods.
The Egyptians probably thought their own gods would come through too..
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@Chase_the_Vybe
How do you know he bagged "better" women? On what basis did you classify them as being "better"? Did you even experience the women yourself? And in what capacity??
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@LatiLateef
@ewa_garri
@AN0WA
They're trying to tell you that the problem is bigger that what small-scale subsistence farming can solve.
Or should we all start carrying guns too to minimise security risks by ourselves since the government is lax?
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It was his first time in Nigeria he kept insisting he had to at least pay something, asking if we were giving him special privilege cos he was white.
The shock on his face when he learnt the tabs were already covered for everyone and it was a regular thing over here.
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@hackSultan
@ThePhoenix____
@_Linda_Ime
@fairy_duststash
It's how people think they can keep/run away with money like this 😂😂
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@ashita_valdez
@dangbanamanager
@fizo_cool
I know this place for Oshodi. I fit carry you go make you correct them in person.
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@Pearl_Oladipo
I just pitied the next avatar that would come after her.
Shey na person like Korra you wan dey depend on for ancient wisdom?? 🤦🏽♂️
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Tell him to raise his hands up and say "I greet you bros".
I want to check something please
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@El_Ghazzy_
@So_phynee
@Mynameschriss_
As e dey go back house traffic go bring the depression come back.. E go VI for nothing 😭
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Supply follows demand.
Even if all Nigerians were wiped off the face of the earth, as long as there exists a demand for drugs, new dealers are going to arise to fill in the gap.
But I guess this is something that the average xenophobic South African is too stupid to understand.
All moms and dad's, children who are addicts, former addicts etc. Please raise your hand and name the nationality of your / their dealer.
Its time people knew who is responsible.
I will start...
Status: Clean 23 years
Dealer: Nigerian
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@ayampeky
@Elkrosmediahub
@chief_inno
Una just like useless argument for argument sake.. Shut up abeg
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@Kryptoknighht
@aedcelectricity
Guy I can't type any RIP. Abeg if NEPA don bring light find way make you charge make you reply my WhatsApp. If na prank, e go vex me but make e be prank abeg.
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@respawnreload69
@jakeshieldsajj
You've probably never heard of the Supreme Leader of Wadiyya. General Aladeen!
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@maxvayshia
That's why I've stopped arguing football on this app.
Children born in 2010 are now on this app with us. This is the kind of question you'll ask in a football house and you go just dey receive slaps from different egbon
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@yourownkupid
For a movie stunt it's pretty cool.
But in a real life scenario, he probably died somewhere around 0:04 secs
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@LatiLateef
@ewa_garri
@AN0WA
Does the government you're talking about look like it's even remotely interested in helping??
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From the moment I watched her break those ancient Airbending training boards out of anger during her first Airbender training I knew she was going to be an idiot.
I watched Book 2 because of other characters not even because of Korra. Korra was ass!
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@niccoyat
@floofadootz
Anyone who knows how ice cream machines work knows this is a lie.
How does a kitten get into the store, slip by everyone and then get into the machine which always has its lid clamped on, and the only time it's ever open is when new mix is being poured in??
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@_Eddieee321
@Mo_Sznn
Why do you think that's enough to trigger me??
Do you get triggered when a random mf assumes stuff about you?
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@MarkOsie11
@Messiin24
@yaygha
@Wizarab10
Why aren't we making the same art now? What happened? If we did it once, surely we could do it again right?
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Everyone is dropping hot takes meanwhile some of you blew up on twitter, became "influencers" and stopped engaging your old mutuals.
Seyi Vibez’ day one friend called him out for unfollowing and forgetting him after he became a superstar.
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@WILD____CARD
@Celebritylekpa
I personally hope it's cruise. Let it be cruise and let me get angry and let go of the anger after a while because Chidi cannot die like that!!
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@pacsanta
@Princez_eve
@MrsZanga
If stoners are talking, shut up and wait until they invite drunkards into the conversation.
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You go just wan give your woman soft loving, she go dey find colonial master 😭
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@luigistales
@Pearl_Oladipo
Wetin Korra wan teach me as new avatar?? If I reason am, to enter avatar state go just weak me
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@manueltheeone
@Ethereal_bubu
@runor_ae
In Crypto we call this "HodL"
Price go still go up with time.
Wait for the bull.
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@xandresparadise
@UncleOsas_
@king_Philz_
And he doesn't want his pictures stolen. What's there not to understand?
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@arojinle1
If someday you get back home and find the cage open and the python missing, would you be be worried?
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@khalifarabiu
@evablazinj
Then why are you people calling for the rescue of the rest of her family members? Don't you want them to become martyrs too?
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They gave my elder brother money to buy me an inhaler during an asthma attack.
He used it to go and play gamble and came back 8hrs later saying that he went to play ball and someone stole the money from his pocket.. Took serious beating to make him confess..
tell me a story about yourself the sounds completely like a lie but is absolutely true.
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@donearlylife
@AmSonOfAaron
@ChuGailx
I'd rather become infertile than go back to being asthmatic.. Sometimes I go just dey reason say na me be this.. 8yrs no attacks, no inhalers, no fear of triggers.. Water go comot for my eye cos I know wetin I suffer.
I pray God replicates the same grace in the lives of others
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@Chase_the_Vybe
You carry unrelated matter come, come dey talk say na my headache.. Ontop wetin you carry come
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@QsAbdulhakeem
@AfricaFactsZone
Naah, that wasn't really the reason. 2go died because they started requiring people to buy 2go points to do simple ordinary stuff like chat in chat rooms, add people up, etc.. You could almost do nothing on the app without needing "go credits". Stuff that was free on other apps
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@OriginalPrinceJ
@MalackforReal
@royzkingin
I was an asthmatic who decided to indulge in the blessed herb. Do you know the amount of research I had to do before making that seemingly suicidal decision?
Three years after I started doing weed, every trace of asthma vanished. Did you know weed acts as a "bronchidialator"?
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My chains are heavy, my shoulders ache from the weight of the shackles around my neck being pulled down by the shackles around my wrists. They were heavy, so that we could not run very far with them before being caught.
And yet we were whipped and proded to walk faster..
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Travelled to Dekina in Kogi state.. Came out by 8pm to buy something, I kid you not, there was not a single shop opened! Like in the whole community!
In my hood in Lagos, 11pm, streets still full, buying and selling still dey occur.
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@ninapearr
@vickylynnxo
@ajoannax
You jumped in unprovoked and started trying to shift the goalpost and when you got checked, you say you're making a different conversation.. If you were going to derail so badly, you might as well have just tweeted the "different conversation" on your own TL
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@boluwatif_3
@DominionEbeneza
@Wizarab10
Why do you think someone cannot become good after having done bad things in the past?
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@lostboy_ng
@Mercyosunde4
@Elkrosmediahub
Where do we start from? Before or after the fall of the Roman Empire?
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@Tundecoke001
@AjeboDanny
@MISTERMARKI
Why don't they tell that to the petrol stations.. "You are selling to God"
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@BatifiedGeralt
@Gracebal0
Seems our realities are quite different. I will not invalidate your experiences.
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@TNT_sean0
@meenahkun
@OgbeniAyoola
It has nothing to do with being a woman, it's simple logic which for your age, you're surprisingly bereft of.
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@AbasiamaBasse11
@Smith_pharez
@DavidHundeyin
You're a perfect example of what he just talked about.
At least people will see your response and realise that he wasn't lying.
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@Tundecoke001
@AjeboDanny
@MISTERMARKI
If you can't see it, then no worry.. You no suppose dey the conversation at all.
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