Kay Soyemi (Esq.)
@KaySoyemiEsq
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Entrepreneur, Farmer, Cleaner, Garri Seller, Business Owner, Facilities Manager & Social Commentator. Pigs & goats farmer.
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Trust is like an egg. Once it is broken....😏😏😏
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@MgajiInnocent
Went through this thread to see if the real truth is there, but I doubt it.
From living in the North, I’m aware that their sense of contentment is far higher than that of the average Nigerian.
The lust for materials doesn’t drive the Northerners as it does the rest of Nigeria.
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The Emperor in his prime; lecturing grown ups in the after school classroom.
What did Ekiti State do to deserve all these reprobates representing them?🤔
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“I don’t hold your return tickets to the National Assembly or the government house, the deciding electorate have them.
Even mine is in the hands of the deciding electorates. Good luck to to us all.”
- President Muhammad Buhari.
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@APCNigeria
@MBuhari
@hadisirika
Let me give you the video.
It made me proud as a Nigerian.
#NigeriaAir
#NigeriaAtFarnborough
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I adopted Nigeria as my country, despite not being born one.
I love Nigeria and find this really offensive.👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾
If you throw stones at your Father’s house, who will help you build it?🤷🏽♂️
We are our own reality, make of it what you will.😏
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@julietkego
@suleimana
Actually slightly more than exposure and enlightenment
The Yoruba race is the only truly polytheist race in the world
Almost all other races are monotheistic
Explains why a Yoruba can easily be “at home” being a traditional African worshiper and still adhering to other faiths.
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Earning my daily
#2k
from the London rooftops😊
Who send me?🥲
Ise aje le, but man must wack😀👍🏾👊🏾
If It’s dirty, EsskayClean It!
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Finally and proudly updated my profile today.
I am no longer an “Aspiring Farmer”, but a proud “Agropreneur”.
Nigeria is the new frontier for Agro investments.
Don’t miss the tide.
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@TailorMushroom
Is it possible her “packaging” is just what she can simply afford without indebting herself?
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@BaliOfLife
@Letter_to_Jack
@David_Seriki_
Jack is right, so is David.
Someone like me would go to Fatgbems because my ti e is more precious to me than the minor savings.
But those with time to spare shouldn’t be blamed for saving their money.
Those without time to spare shouldn’t be excoriated either.
Choices in life
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Just found out that 54 isn’t such a bad number to clock.😜👌🏿
I think I should be able to say, “so mo age mi ni” to some folks here jo😁😁🤪
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@OgbeniDipo
I swept roads and pavements, shovelled snow from sidewalks 23 years ago, now I have 53 people working and doing more for me.
Perseverance dignifies
#HumbleBeginnings
always.
The hustle always pay off.
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Welcome back to Civvies Street, Bruv.
Congratulations on your retirement
@AVM_OA_Adesanya
🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🍻🍻🍻
@NigeriaAirforce
Thank you for returning him back safely to us after borrowing him for 38 years.
I thank all my followers and other Twitter friends for your love and support since my days as the official Spokesman of the Nigerian Air Force. God bless you all…/4
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@julietkego
@suleimana
Today, the faith of the people I call “friend” as so irrelevant to me.
What comes first is the goodness in their hearts.
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@BolajiOyepoju
If that’s true, it says a lot more about him and the company he keeps.
Show me your friends and I’ll……..
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@KneWKeeD
@jidesanwoolu
Perhaps, our Governor should distribute free kerosene by the gallons as done elsewhere so that we can hail his performance.
We don’t need infrastructures anymore.
All hail Okafor.
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@MoghaluKingsley
@ayoakande
I think you should be the one buzzing off Yoruba narratives, Kingsley.
We do not need your revisionism.
Yorubas are comfortable with just being Yorubas, you meddlesome interloper.
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@DrewSike
@AllyShimmer
@Mister_Otu
@co6070
@konkontibaa
Warned the bloke he didn’t want to fight him in public, but the man’s mouth led him into temptation.😂
Despite being warned he’s bad mouthing a boxer.😢
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I heartily congratulate the soon to be
#YesterdayMen
Come 2019, common Nigerians will go to the polls and prove that the era of
#NigeriaPlc
belonging to a few men and women of dubious influence is finally dead and buried.
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Dear President
@MBuhari
,
I’m a
#HardCoreBuharist
But in line with the
#NextLevelAgenda
, I now resolve not to defend your govt any longer, but to critique it with a view towards getting more out of it for Nigerians.
God bless Nigeria.
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@painful38570667
@MgajiInnocent
We are discussing the great sense of contentment in Northerners, not the justification for avarice.
I have told my truth from how I see them.
You are free to agree or disagree, but it doesn’t change my truth for me.
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@OluwaLargess
@Bodasheeee
It is also RAW cash preserved in the form of history.
The gentleman was a collector who knew the value of a well preserved legacy.
Sad some of those items may have been discarded as junk.
They’re like the antiques of motoring.
I saw monies we grew up spending.👌🏿
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@julietkego
@suleimana
Very, very true.
My father was born a Muslim; by a traditional worshiper and a Moslem.
Schooled by Wesleyan missionaries and still allowed to study the 3 faiths before he was even 11 years old.
He also gave us, his children, freedom of worship and understanding.
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Baba
@MBuhari
@NGRPresident
I have only one favour to ask for Nigeria.
Get them, please!
You no longer need our votes, but goodwill.
The State has a bigger capacity to unleash terror on the terrorists and their sponsors.
Please let the dogs loose on them without fear/favour.
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@IhoTerence
Those who fail to learn from the lessons of history are bound to make its mistakes.
#EmirSanusiLamido
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@iamklausenburg
@Wizarab10
Bros, when you learn how to own things, you’ll have learnt how to let them go.
Those toys you bought weren’t for your children, but you.
That you kept them in your room for those 7 months is teaching them not to let go of material things.
Anyway sha, each to his own.
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@Kennyhopson
@MgajiInnocent
The last sentence is it👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿
That was the first thing that struck me when I served in Jakusko, old Borno, now Yobe State.
I felt so privileged the day I was allowed to join them and eat from the same large communal trays after a Friday Juma’at.
And I was a known Christian.
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@Egi_nupe_
Even the ones crying obidients on Twitter today would act similarly or worse, if opportune.
Then, they’ll claim they acted as such because it’s “zoo” money.
Their anger only stems from not being the ones with their snouts at the troughs.
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@nifemioguntoye
As long as they don’t ask that Nnamdi Kanu be freed.
The country shall not be held hostage by any group of brigands.
If these Governors abdicated their sworn / constitutional duties to protect their people, it won’t be borne by Nigeria.
If IPOB wants a change, join politics.
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@olugbotemi
@jeffphilips1
Please respect amala😡
It can’t be served in Biafraudland.
Let them stick with isi-ewu.
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To a carpenter, every problem looks like a nail and requires a hammer.
Ribadu’s office is not all about the use of force.
Preemptive intelligence and proactive enforcement is also a part of the toolkit.
Appreciate the out of the box thinking instead of the reactionary past.
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Glaring evidence of heinous heists and perfidy by
#GEJ
& The Gang hasn't stopped other mugus from wanting him back, abi it has?🤔
Video evidence of Buhari destroying Nigeria in 1985 did not stop 15m mumus from voting PMB in 2015~Same mumus r now condemning Trump audio 😄
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@oshoemm
Who else picked up the Freudian Slip?
She’s a trader, not a regular consumer.
Her angst was because she expected to get a higher discount for what she was planning to resell at higher prices.
What greed and sense of entitlement?😒😏
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@mrmacaronii
Mr, forget that nonsense.
How can guys who spend millions at nightclubs say they don’t have money to pay tolls?
Must govt facilities always be free and you still want “development”?
Na wa for this sense of entitlement o.
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To God be the glory for a life well spent.🙏🏾
Rest In Perfect Peace, Mommy.
Gone but you live on in us.
I’ll never be able to truly say “mummy” again, in the way I’d always said it. My loving, beautiful, hardworking, devoted and God-fearing mother, ESTHER OLUYOMBO SOYEMI, has gone to rest. She lived a life of sacrifice to position me for success in life. I celebrate her forever.
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@AfamDeluxo
@chude__
Guess what?
Yorubas have never claimed to be their developers, called them dirty nor plan to remove their Kings.
We respect ourselves and our hosts.
Is this too much to ask of the Ndigbo?
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@emejimeta2
He knows his audience has an attention span akin to that of goldfish and will only relate to what’s immediately in front of them, particularly if it fits into their narrative.
Truth, or fact, is the least of their concerns.
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@ikhide
@DrJoeAbah
@elrufai
Pa, with all due respects, I’ll suggest that you go through the lecture slowly and with greater insight.
As we say in Yoruba street parlance, “Ariwo ko ni music”
Meaning “the strident level of cacophony doesn’t translate into music”.
@DrJoeAbah
didn’t need to carry a placard.
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@AdesinaOyedele
@somasgreg
@Jackson03522614
@buhari42019
@MBuhari
Amen 🙏🏾
And may your life be managed the way
@OfficialPDPNig
managed Nigeria for the previous 16 years before
@OfficialAPCNg
It’s not a curse, so please answer with your own loud AMEN.
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@lollypeezle
Some years ago, re-tendered for a contract we had.
Got a response later saying “you failed”.
Was shocked and confused cos that was my biggest client then. Called Secretary to draw up TUPE list & how to regrow business.
But a voice in my head said “challenge it” and another…1/
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@dammiedammie35
I’m a Christian with an understanding and appreciation of Islam.
This isn’t Islamic worship, but a “Miracle Auditorium” headed by a man with an Arabic name.
The setting and worship mode doesn’t belong in a mosque either.
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One of the things I respect and admire about both
@jidesanwoolu
and
@Mr_JAGs
is knowing they’re responsive and true to their words.👌🏿👌🏿
Respects, Gentlemen👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
@WaleOzolua
@tundealuko
@jidesanwoolu
@LSPWC_Official
Can’t give time frame truly BUT there some issues with the contractor in-house for a while, so it slowed down work BUT they have resumed fully now … Still came to check on them the day they resumed …. Hopefully, it will be completed soon
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@Mr_JAGs
@Sola_Giwa
@followlastma
@lagostraffic961
@Gidi_Traffic
The Lagos State emergency response system is actually very efficient and effective.
Not much of its efforts are duly acknowledged and recognised.
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@Chidozi92533513
@DeeOneAyekooto
Those who have serious cases are in Yaba left.
You, who appears serious, why haven’t you joined them?
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@TailorMushroom
It shall be well with her indeed.
One of the first things a consultant I hired about 20years ago, when I started off in business, was that you don’t get a second chance to make a first impression.
Used to have my hair in platts.
Shaved them off after that and paid attention.
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#YearOfInfrastructure
#NextLevel
When next they say they can’t see any infrastructure, please point them at this.
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I may not always agree with
@DrJoeAbah
, but you have to give him that respect.
Most of the time, his arguments are spot-on, even if they’re unpalatable truths.
99.8% of the time.
😜
@kayceeufudo
@RubyEnergy
@henryshield
@DrJoeAbah
You all bashing
@DrJoeAbah
to say things in certain ways as if democracy is alien to you. Learn to respect people's expression of displeasure even if the tone does not match your expected pitch.
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@lesliemicheal4
@segalink
Personally think it would be a great move if
@segalink
is invited onto a Police Review Commission or Board.
The
@PoliceNG
is overdue one.
It shouldn’t always be about the politics, but what’s best for Nigeria.
But wetin I know?🤷🏽♂️😏
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@julietkego
@suleimana
“HUMANITY”
So basic a word, yet the most essential definition of what we should be.
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#COVID19
This morning, I someone came to my door and left this because my daughter’s name appeared on a “vulnerable list”😏
Despite my insistence that she’s well able and taken care off, he refused to take it to a more needy family.
@followlasg
this is how it should be done.
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@Osi_Suave
@scarfizal
Better still, these defections will make it easier to separate the thieves from genuine politicians who are willing to serve the masses.👌🏿
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Hello, Twitter Fam.
I need someone who can supply enough palm kernel seedlings (Agric) to plant circa 7 acres of land in Ogun State.
Please DM if you can.
Or help RT.
Many thanks.
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@Shomolutogethe1
@don_pet
@AfamDeluxo
Bruv, this isn’t it.👎🏾
As long as he isn’t a thief or fraudster or some other form of criminal, then it’s his choice.
By the way, I’m a cleaner in London and a farmer in Nigeria.
In case you wonder why, I also have 3 degrees from Naija and UK institutions.
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@Mr_JAGs
@suls23
@CavertonGroup
Omoluwabiism is a way of life.👌🏿
You either have it or you don’t. Our Governor is steeped in it.
Class can never be bought.
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I must admit, shamefully, that I also goofed initially by supporting EndSARS.
Until I personally witnessed the realities on the grounds in Abuja, Lagos and Ifo.
I knew then that it was a carefully orchestrated campaign of destruction with a heavy political agenda.👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾
I think many people have forgotten that it was everyone that supported
#endsars
in the beginning till like 12th of October 2020 and that was why it had a unified attendance and involvement till people started seeing the hidden intentions and withdrew.
It was a collective fight
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@kollyp2000
@ogundamisi
@atiku
@MBuhari
@ProfOsinbajo
I have to respect people like you who took a second look at PMB and changed their minds.
I make no excuses for his human shortcomings, but they’re shortcomings I’m prepared to live with, rather than go back to the past with
@atiku
and the baggage that comes with him.
#FeBuhari
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@ogundamisi
With all due respects, it doesn't look like there are any "elders" left in Ndigboland. They abdicated their collective sense to
#Kanu
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@the_davidatta
I believe PMB stayed neutral in the primaries and the run-in.
But he voted for PBAT and showed the whole world.
That, in itself, is the biggest campaign in support of his successor.
I refuse to agree with takes that suggests otherwise.
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Have given away £100 to a church in Nigeria when I was left with only 20 Naira; only to get £3k by Wednesday and a £265k p/annum contract for 4 years by same Thursday.
Giving works👌🏿
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Trust me, bros.
You are yarning okpata just because you want to make dollars for 2023.
Now you have had your retweets and 15 minutes of notoriety, can you get back to real life?
I’d rather believe a worthy international group than “trust me”.
Who the heck are you?🤔🤷🏽♂️
Trust me, that Peter Obi nonsense was written to discredit the man ahead of 2023. 11mins of absolute jargon.
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@therefinednurse
@TailorMushroom
lol
As much as I hated wearing suits and ties, I stocked up on them and wore them at first meets with potential clients and presentations.
Once we know each other, I revert back to jeans and shirts.😜
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Their pain and angst against the Yoruba is purely because they weren’t allowed to harvest the political fruits planted and nurtured by the Yoruba.
They toiled on another person’s farm, but insisted on harvesting their neighbour’s produce.
What manner of m
@dness
is that?🤷🏽♂️
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@donortez
Hard to muster pity for someone cursing Nigeria😒
In ‘95, when I landed on my backside, scraping snow from the pavements, I took it as a cue to go back to Uni for my 2nd degree. I didn’t blame Nigeria.
Today, I still praise and bless Nigeria.🙏🏾
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@BashirAhmaad
@toluogunlesi
Love the humility and respect shown by PBAT to
@MBuhari
.
A true Omoluwabi.👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿
But then, I’ve also seen PMB showing humility to others when he was in power.
The deep resonates with the deep.👌🏿
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Bruv, don’t mind them.
After my 2nd postgrad, I ditched suit and tie and became a cleaner.
Today, I employ people who have Masters.
Better still, I’m now fast on my way to becoming a farmer and living my ultimate luxury dream.
Let them keep waiting for the
#SecondComing
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When it’s all said and done, people should know their education/qualifications are not the end in themselves, but the means to it.
As an educated person, if you find yourself working as a farmer, bring your education/intellect to bear on it.
Your rewards will be commensurate.👌🏿
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@Yasjay_
If your “business” is self enrichment at the detriment of the collective, then it leaves a lot to be desired.🤔
It means your enterprise is economic sabotage.
We don’t need to pretend or be nice about it.
Such practices need to be curbed drastically and people jailed.😒😏
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@kingkhone4real
@PastorMarvy
No, Zubair.
Air Peace has earned its flowers.
As Nigerians, we should pray and support it to grow even beyond where it is now.
If 1 out of 200m Nigerians can do it, then we owe him a duty to support.
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@humansofny
@bensonOgunleti
“Until the colour of a man’s skin is of no more significance than the colour of his eyes, the world will know no peace” - Late Robert Nesta Marley
Until the philosophy which holds one race superior to another is finally discredited and abandoned...war😢
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I don’t blame her.
The man sowed an evil seed.
It found fertile soil among the charlatans within the church.
I pray Nigerians will not reap its full harvest.
"Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu is not our President-Elect. He is the President Elect of Prof. Mahmood Yakubu, INEC and APC"
- Pastor Sarah Omakwu
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@woye1
@agyunuss
@YusufTuggar
@NigeriaMFA
The way I see it simple: the person who leaked that is a threat to the country President’s security.
Needs to be fished out like yesterday.
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On this matter of the President seeking the support of the Govt to choose his successor:
Be it BAT, PYO, CRA, GYB, Pastor Bakker or any other, I feel it should be respected as others have also done.
It’s my duty as an APC supporter to support the candidate chosen.
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@MavreekMam
@MgajiInnocent
Bruv, believe me when I say the average “big man” in the North is so down to earth and accessible to many, it’s unbelievable.
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@PaulWallace123
@Africa_Conf
This is the grandfather of
#WastedEfforts
The SW region is nowhere near any shade of grey.
Solid blue is what the SW is.
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@sunnysatsystems
@TunjiDisu1
Think about it again when you are calmer, bruv.
You’d see the reason clearly.
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On these streets, I selected some of my mutuals to bless during the Yuletide.
Many are people we never spoke nor met, males and females. Nor ever chatted in the DM.
But I’d made a note of their needs during the year.
I thank God for the opportunities to touch lives positively.
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😂😂😂
I’m actually laughing my head off here😜
One kid barely out of his pampers replied my tweet and several others with ???? cos of EndSARS and then proceeded to block me🤡
Like, his non compos mentis tweets have been feeding me?🤷🏽♂️😂😂😂
This Twitter sha😂😂😂
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@OpeBee
Wow, just wow 😮
In saner climes, heads will roll and some people will end up in jails, with the keys thrown down the sewers.
This is first crucible test of President
@officialABAT
’s term.
I pray for God’s guidance over him as he makes the right decision.
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@Pirtim
You know say Yorubas no dey do ma fi lo mi n’da si.😜
Na jejeli we dey go awa business unless you come scatter am!😂😂😂
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@d_problemsolver
@Ayogukfineart
Unless I'm wrong, this was a video from the scene of an armed robbery in the East a while ago.
Passengers made to lie on d road 2 stop odas
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@Nnaemekachikezi
@chi_unusualll
@AfourBoss
@officialEFCC
The evidence found on her is sufficient to establish actus reus.
In law, the principle is based upon “actus reus non facit reum nisi mens sit rea”.
That is "the act is not culpable unless the mind is guilty"
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@UberofLele1
@Naija_PR
Nothing justifies abusing your partner.
Even slaves have rights.
What’s wrong with you guys trying to justify domestic abuse?
If you grew up in such a toxic environment, it doesn’t make it right.
Chill.
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God’s protection over you and other soldiers, who stay awake so that we may sleep, always.🙏🏾
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@kc_journalist
@woye1
@AsiwajuOladimej
@IU_Wakilii
@RealTAArije
@OpeBee
@Journalist_Mind
@tajudine2013gm2
@Stonez_01
@scarfizal
@Topboychriss
That’s the photocover for the next album👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿
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@bjyomyom
Can’t say I blame you for feeling that way.
@GovAyoFayose
and his cohorts are an embarrassment and effrontery to the Yoruba race.
How could those bunch of brainless buffoons have been other people’s parents?
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A year later, we are still dealing with the ariwo oja.😏
If protesters had appropriately engaged govt at the right time it was asked to do so, the protest wouldn’t have derailed & would have aptly served its purpose.
Subsequent revelations suggests chaos was always the goal.
1 year after, No Police Reform.
Nothing has Changed.
Buhari failed us on this.
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@akaebube
@AustinOseh
@chima_akunwata
@YemieFASH
@PremiumTimesng
@KelvinOdanz
@segalink
@OsasCruz
@Tutsy22
@The_Jonathanian
@dondekojo
@bolaNLee_c
@SKSolaKuti
@channelstv
The other side of the
#UntoldTruth
is that it is the same people who insert these projects who are also responsible for picking the contractors to execute the projects. Usually, their fronts.
Let’s tell the
#WholeTruth
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@ThatIsokoLawyer
Which section of the Nigeria Constitution did our President violate by bringing the warring sides together to resolve their differences?🤔
It would be nice to know.
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@donortez
@NReclining
@dave24144975
The closet racist found a way to sneak out of the cupboard.
Instead of simply condemning them for the nasty people they truly are.
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@Yorubaness
@ChroniclesPHC
Those of us who have had to learn the language appreciates the beauty of spoken Yoruba and do not take it for granted.
Its eloquence alone is thrilling for me.👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿
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