Valentine's Day is the biggest load of nonsense. Pure commercial exploitation causing rows over nothing.

@dippcol Kinda thought for the money I'm paying they'd be pretty much covering Monty's nutritional needs 🙄

@Yoda4ever The second dog is me 🤣

I don't know what the hell showing up for myself means, so it's time to go and do something else 😑 #TheOneShow

Sadly, while dance is good for my heart, it does not improve my cognitive abilities because my brain is not connected to my feet. I did tap classes for 3 months and never mastered the time step 🤣 #TheOneShow

RT @gunsnrosesgirl3: Dogs react to their name being called, When they are right next to you

The only thing that's keeping me from going out of my mind is having a cat.

@bo66ie29 It was 54 years ago. Do you think everybody dies or becomes mentally incompetent when they reach 60?

@history99917180 My husband never got me anything for Valentine's Day (that was fine) then one year surprised me with red roses. I was thrilled, then dismayed, and blurted out "Oh, they're artificial". He could still have saved it but said "Are they? I wondered why they were so cheap" 😑

I had a forbidden sandwich for lunch. Pork tongue in white bread. I don't care how high my blood sugar spikes. It was worth it 😑

Monty cat now sits in front of the electric heater even when it's not switched on, but he makes sure he looks really old and sad.

@CindyWinkler @deloisivete 190°/375°/gas mark 5 - can turn down near the end when brown and just keep warm. 4 and 1 are the ratio of rhubarb to flour for the crumble (reminder as I work from amount of rhubarb I have!). No pre-cooking. A bit of orange zest/ginger is a nice addition 😃

@dippcol I have no wine 😞

I keep watching Trump on the news and thinking I must have suffered some sort of brain injury 😳

@TedNivison We need more scythes in the workplace.

There was a moment with the 3 paintings when I was afraid I'd have to get my glass recycling back in from the pavement to throw at the TV 😬 #laoty

@ShappiKhorsandi I watch the news these days hoping I've lost my mind and the real world is actually doing OK 😬