Kathleen De Vere
@Kathleen_LRR
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LoadingReadyRun. I play Magic the Gathering, was the Game Knights Live Champion and I wrote a pizza themed one shot (she/her)
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Earlier this summer I got asked to make a bespoke Pizzamas one shot.
What if you took Pizzamas, and you made it a place? Pizzamas Island is as delightful and strange as Pizzamas itself, but something is wrong... luckily, that's where you come in!
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Penelope ASKED to play magic when I suggested we play cards after dinner. I was thinking crazy eights or go fish.
IT’S HAPPENING
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Hell yeah I’m a Canadian and I pay for my socialized medicine with taxes! Sure once in 2011 I got dinged for $9k while I was self employed, but in exchange for that I’ve been able to have:
A chronic condition fixed through surgery
A baby
A living father
It’s great. I love tax.
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I suppose I can finally reveal something super cool! Graham and I were on the Murders at Karlov Manor Creative Text team!
When I found out I was getting the chance to contribute to a Ravnica set?
I screamed reader. The hooting and hollering was audible across town.
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Finally someone understands what we’re trying to do here
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Plastic is destroying the environment, so my city banned plastic bags.
Victoria is now being sued (for the second time) by the
@CPIA_ACIP
- The Canadian Plastics Association.
I have written the bastards an email. I encourage others to do the same! info
@plastics
.ca
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Felt cool, had Graham snap a picture of my outfit, lost confidence, posted it anyhow
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Me: I strive to be humble and gracious.
Also me: gotta update my profile asap
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A proposal for you all.
I get:
Writing my dumb little book about friendship and crushing fascism.
You (eventually) get:
Reading my dumb, maybe not so little book about about friendship and crushing fascism.
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Hey!
If your day was bad and you need some insults that aren’t misogynistic, transphobic or racist, here you are:
Ham Goblin
Turd Hammock
Unredeemable Shithawk
Garbage Human
Grundle Imp
Crotchwaft
Sewage Gremlin
Fart Adjacent
Loose Plays
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I won Game Knights Live on the main stage at Magic Con Vegas! It was very stressful!
BRAG ABOUT SOMETHING YOU’RE PROUD OF ACCOMPLISHING IN 2023 ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
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Hey writers! Instead of describing things as "crazy" or "insane" try these:
If you're talking about something unbelievable:
ridiculous
ludicrous
wild
bizarre
absurd
preposterous
If you're talking about something stupid:
idiotic
foolish
asinine
harebrained
reckless
imprudent
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Not going to lie, I spent a good few seconds looking at these and thinking “wow, I really just don’t see commander lines like the experts do.”
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Taxes fund roads, schools and healthcare things like surgery, cancer treatment and childbirth. Without them I would either be bankrupt or dead! Taxes are great and I am genuinely happy to pay them.
Alcohol is basically the BEST thing to tax, since it’s a non-essential purchase.
Thanks to TAXES, Canadians are paying $20 more for a case of beer. Last year, Justin Trudeau brought in his beer tax, which will go up every year and further drive up prices. He’s failing to make life more affordable for Canadians.
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I hope someone poisoned their entire stolen dataset
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This attitude towards “pedestrian safety” makes my blood boil.
This is a real video that the RCMP put out saying that a person using a crosswalk is as much at fault as a distracted driver if they get hit.
If drivers aren’t accountable for their actions, who is?
Pedestrian safety is a two-way street. What pedestrians and drivers can do to make our roadways safer
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How to be a Beautiful Woman
- elongated body
- eat prey raw
- no hair, just chitin
- elegant ambush predator
- no body hair, but three thoracic segments
- camouflage coloration
- sexual cannibalism
- just a preying mantis
Stay classy ladies!
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A rare window of self esteem has opened up, so enjoy this selfie.
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Rakdos, Lord of Riots and Chaos, travels to another plane, immediately joins a gang, works together in a team, takes orders from someone else.
Ravnica has got to be the most naturally cooperative plane in the multiverse. They’re just built different there.
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Is… is Niv Mizzet working for the Ravnican tourism board?
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I am going to print this out and pin this to my wall and the next time my brain tells me I’m stupid and everyone hates me, I will stare at this until it capitulates.
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I’m keeping this haircut for the rest of my life. I will be the 80 year old woman in front of you with an undercut.
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I unfurled my limbs and sauntered over, insectile yet seductive. Clad head to toe in black, I wore a leather jacket layered over a dress that in theory, should have suggested cute, but in practice had steered firmly into intimidating, I knew I was a tall drink. Of poison.
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This is Nogrina Jantaxx writing a portion of her mega-bestseller, The High Window (to fall out of).
Although critics have said her stories lack subtlety, Jantaxx makes up for it with extra helpings of sex and violence, which unfortunately for critics, most readers prefer.
Name one of this crime novelist's best sellers.
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Finnegan is much more chill and he gets less airtime because he doesn’t scream as much as Baxter, but he is still very good.
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Maturity is realizing that you are not actually a Dimir agent (you want to imagine yourself as a being of knife edges, sleek cloaks and carefully tuned wit), you are a Rakdos clown. You are smiles and mayhem, laughing as the world burns because it's either that or despair.
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But FFS knock it off with the “Graham was the one true host” crap.
It’s shitty, & it makes me feel shitty. That show had a lot of me in it, and was a mirror into the kind of jokes & editing I thought were funny.
You are basically saying the years I spent making FD were a waste.
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I regret to inform you that I am now the kind of asshole who has vacationed in southern France.
Turns out Carcassone is a real banger of a destination.
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Druid
The heist is on. Without downloading any new pics, post your role in the crew.
Mastermind.
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Now say something about all the game industry layoffs.
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So you’re saying that the only way this makes money is if you steal other people’s property. Sounds about right.
“Andreessen Horowitz is warning that billions of dollars in AI investments could be worth a lot less if companies developing the technology are forced to pay for the copyrighted data that makes it work.”
This is NOT from the
@TheOnion
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Big ups to my good fur son for giving me healing cuddles after some long, tiring days at Desert Bus.
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Welp, today started out good, but it’s taken a bit of a turn…
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I have seen the "can we have grownup Pokemon" discourse floating around again, and good news everyone, Shin Megami Tensei!
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I’m at Chicago’s hottest club, My Hotel Room. It’s got everything — a bed, pajamas, advil, being in bed, Wi-Fi, a bed…
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It’s just cruel.
I can’t stand this. These people worked so hard to make the games we love, the games that have touched and changed our lives.
No one at Wizards Of The Coast should be losing their jobs. It’s absolutely heartbreaking and destructive.
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Good to see that people are still keeping the old ways.
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No more shelves to decorate, no more board games to put away, just me, limping through dark hallways like a C-tier cryptid moaning “do we have any more tchotchkesssss??”
Moonbase move going well honestly.
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For all asking, we played jump start. We have cats and unicorns.
She was good at identifying which creatures were the biggest threats, and the math.
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AI, a system where the intellectual labour of millions has been stolen and regurgitated, at enormous computing and energy expense, and where the end goal is to fire people we’re paying $50k a year to do creative work and replace it with an AI contract for $60k a year.
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Idle thoughts about MtG story…
I believe Jace is in his villain arc (good), and I wonder who is powerful enough to stop him. Probably only Liliana?
Would love to see the story play out where it’s Liliana who teaches Jace he needs to accept grief and move on, like she had to.
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Me: (filling a prescription for an inhaler I've been using for over a year)
Pharmacist: Be sure to rinse your mouth afterwards.
Me: Yup, I use it before I brush my teeth before bed.
Pharm: Uh, this medication has a stimulant in it...
Me, who was up until 2 am last night: OH
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I can only hope her color identity turns out this well.
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Gotta love anxiety. Today my brain has been screaming at me all day that everyone is mad at me for winning Vegas game knights.
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That asshole isn’t just hurting one person, he’s trying to ruin our entire community. Get out.
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Picture in your mind, me just fucking YEETING a pair of crutches into the sea.
I am not not fully back to 100 percent, but I don’t need to watch around with crutches anymore and that rules.
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Incredible drip (LRR hoodie!) on the AEW crowds these days
Uppercut city in the corner!
#AEWContinentalClassic
: BLUE LEAGUE
Watch
#AEWCollision
LIVE on TNT!
@Brodyxking
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@ClaudioCSRO
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Don’t mind me, just laughing maniacally, like a total sicko for the happiness of my OTP
Jace and Vraska plan a heist for the ultimate prize.
#MTGThunder
"Bring the End, Part Two":
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If you have ever seen me at work, you will see that I do not like to set up camera equipment or tripods. This is not because I’m lazy, it’s because I am good at breaking things.
Here is my paper towel holder. It snapped off the base like it was made of pocky.
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Please watch, remember me as I was, strong, clever, the owner of two unbroken ankles…
Want to see the new cards from
#MTGAftermath
in action?
@LRRMTG
's newest Elder Dragon Social Club features Commander brews helmed by some familiar faces while Sam from
@rhysticstudies
is on hand to drop that sweet, sweet lore.
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A reminder that the people who understand the most about how online games work are the most restrictive about what their kids are allowed to play.
A reminder not to let your 5-year-olds play Roblox.
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