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Normally not bothered by nerds pissing their pants over cannon stuff, but in the case of LoTR you have actual white supremacists latching onto the story as an "ideal" white myth
Interpreting LoTR w/ POC is not just for representation, it's also a clear "Nazi punks fuck off"
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Bad idea. If you stifle the fetch you won't be able to search for a land, and you need lands to cast future spells
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Some of y'all were asking what the token looked like, so
@wizards_magic
delivered 👀
#freepreview
#MTGNeon
I got a preview card unlike anything I've gotten before... Mechtitan Core! Such abilities!
Featuring art from the legendary
@victoradameart
and alt art from master of mechs,
@naochika0110
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Kinda reminds me of Westvale Abbey. Less free, but a cool build-around.
#freepreview
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Uh I got thanked for "not showing off my muscles or talking about politics" on stream recently and I didn't have any muscles to show off but it got me talking about bernie for like twenty minutes.
#feelthebern
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If
@TCGplayer
is going to union bust then I'll be ordering cards elsewhere. Seems easy enough.
Feel free to shout out some good alternatives
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@VoidOfRoses
old school Republicans also hated LGBT folks (see the Reagan administration)
I think Trump's difference is more cultural. Living in NY, being in show business, not actually being conservative his whole life, so on
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tbh I'm a little worried that between environmental catastrophe, famine, and the threat of global war, the supply of magic the gathering cards might be effected
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MTG seller makes a bigoted comment, realizes "oh shit this could impact my bottom line," makes a fake ass apology, then likes all the bigoted replies despite likes being public on twitter
worst L of an apology ever. Somehow tops "I'm sorry you were offended"
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I used to run the same "want help?" joke every time my opp tanked in sbing
Then, in r4 of a modern ptq in the 3-1 bracket, my opp said "yes please" and handed his cards over
I helped him SB (I knew the matchup well), explained my reasoning, and never made that joke again
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What a nightmare. Three decades ago, Ukraine gave up its nuclear weapons in exchange for not being invaded, with US/UK/Russia signing the agreement.
Now, what's the incentive for future countries to disarm? Apparently Putin does what he wants, and the US/UK can't protect you
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I got a preview card unlike anything I've gotten before... Mechtitan Core! Such abilities!
Featuring art from the legendary
@victoradameart
and alt art from master of mechs,
@naochika0110
.
Kinda reminds me of Westvale Abbey. Less free, but a cool build-around.
#freepreview
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Bam! Playable hate in Standard and a much needed reprint for older formats. They knocked it out of the GY with this one. Thanks Wizards!
#freespoiler
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After long and careful consideration I've decided that I only lose to luck and when I win it's because I'm smart and deserving. Anyone else experience this?
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Jegantha is nice because instead of flooding out and losing you can instead lose with a 5/5
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Hmm lotta neat options in the theater these days. Should I see an F tier marvel movie starring the worst person in Hollywood, a dogshit wizard movie written by the face of the anti trans movement, or the one everyone is saying is one of the best movies ever?
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Early mistakes/lessons on commentary:
-shut up at the match conclusion and let the play by play hype it up
-add more of an inflection on the end of comments so my co-caster knows I'm done
-holy crap don't mention hidden info (in this case sb #) on stream
-move on when it's time
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So two people reacted poorly to rulings on the weekend.
One decided to own up in a concise tweet and got some judgy comments about it. Nbd. The other got literally DQd for unsportsmanlike, wrote an emotionally manipulative novel, and has pages of sympathy posts
Stark contrast
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Trigger warning: Rape. Recently, someone did something terrible to someone I love, and while it's dark and difficult to talk about I thought it was important to share. We need to de-stigmatize talking about sexual assault:
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Apparently cops in Indiana are using dogs to sniff out cash in the mail so they can steal it, and that's just allowed
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Doing your first stream ever for 350k+ viewers while you learn a new game sounds like the most nerve wracking, overwhelming shit ever, but
@AOC
is crushing it.
Mad props
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Sister's partner gave me a touching gift. Apparently he traded a dual for a set a very long time ago
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Deer pizza hut employee who unlocked the door for me in the snowstorm and sold me hot wings 15m before close, you are a god amongst mortals and I hope you live a charmed life
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Got this message from Brezno, one of the bands we listened to on stream last night.
I asked them how much an album costs to produce in Slovenia. If it's less than what I've spent on a piece of MTG art Imma clear some wall space and start a record label XD
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Midnight fireworks are so inconsiderate. Some of us have magic the gathering to play tomorrow
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@indianloonie
I was once late for the airport and the people I was staying with had made a pile of silver dollar pancakes so I threw them in a plastic bag and rushed out the door
I sat next to a comedian and he turned me into a whole ass bit:
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People putting bounties on the one ring are trying to get it below whatever it'd sell for at auction
Make them bid.
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tonight I shaved off my hair and beard on stream and all I got for it was TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS WTF
love my weird streamer life and community! especially big thanks for
@Mana_Traders
and juzamtutor for the huge donations
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PSA: if I don't fucking know you and you want to link your content in my chat, don't. If I then time you out, don't @ me passive aggressively. And once I block you on twitter, don't message me a novel on FB about how I'm the worst thing that ever happened to you.
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A viewer had me sign a card labeled "cubecon champ 22," then put it in this box and gave it to me, and insisted I open it up later
He walked away giggling
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We cracked 18k, some 724% higher than what I thought was a reasonable goal of 2.5k. This is damn incredible. Futures Without Violence is a fantastic charity and I'm super impressed with the way the community turned up for a good cause
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Keep seeing the "how can you care about NFT waste if you use cars?" argument floating around. ...
News flash: you can both care about the environment and still operate in society, it's not some "you must either live 100% sustainably or burn down the rainforest for fun"
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"racist old man doesn't like twitch or comic books" is the least interesting story ever
why do people give a shit about bill maher in 2021?
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Elrond: Cast it into the fire!
Isildur: I don't have a red
Elrond: Destroy it!
Isildur: half my deck and not a single... man fuck this game
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Someone complimented my Swamp Thing tattoo and I mentioned it references a psychedelic sex scene and now we're getting coffee tomorrow
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@ZiderTheZid
@sw39ro
@ky4theshoe
@withlove00001
@MrPrinceSan
@KhammyNeche
@McDonaldsXBT
@depression2019
No it's the lines
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So I've had... kind of a rough year
But it could've been so much worse, and I'm particularly grateful for everyone on here/twitch who made life a bit more fun and positive.
<3 y'all
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Got approved for financing, found a house we're probably making an offer on, and finished the Return of the King extended edition. Productive day!
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Left the MTG party early to spend time with my beautiful wife. Busted out of the invitational but feeling good about life and looking forward to more PAX. Much <3 everyone
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UB meaning Universes Beyond in magic twitter and not blue/black is fucking with my head
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Gunna out my hater hat on a little and point out how many design mistakes have come from designing for commander. Hogaak, Initiative, now Nadu.
Good article btw
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Our offer got accepted!!! :D Not officially homeowners yet but still stoked.
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So it's a weird one to go full BUT THE LORE about. 😬
If you're hell bent on preserving Tolkien's legacy, kindly remember two things:
1- Tolkien was fine with transformative works so long as they were suitably profitable
2- Every adaptation involves interpretation
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apparently if you get enough nyxblooms mana stops working entirely XD
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People DRASTICALLY overestimate the amount of damage the one ring deals you
Like you fog their attack and draw a billion cards and any new ring resets it what are you afraid of
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If my opponent was agonizing over sideboarding I used to jokingly ask "want help?" (I'm very funny, you see)
Until one day an opponent in a ptq, visibly frustrated, said "yes!" and shoved his deck and sideboard towards me
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MTG collector tip of the day: don't sleep on dual lands! This could damage them and lower their value
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My Amazon package was ripped open like someone was considering jacking my shit and then they saw it was a bunch of black and white film collections and left it
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Love the responses to this. Personally puts me even further off the format, but you can see some are really into it
Another example of how cEDH is played, and how it’s not like 1v1.
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Tolkien himself was wrestling with the racial stereotypes within his own work, and there's evidence he changed the depiction of dwarves to use fewer anti semitic stereotypes over the course of the novels:
Who knows what he'd want today
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24 hours, 51 matches, 17 cube drafts, 72.5% win rate, 6 trophies. Night all!
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Overall I feel good about the modo switch but I think even with all the reminders some folks probably missed the transfer of cards request deadline and that'll be pretty feel bad
Prob no other way to do it though 😔
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High roll! You generate an extra lotus petal on your shitty five mana thing
Mtg players: wtf this is bullshit
Hymn your only two lands
Mtg players: this is good and normal
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Had a men's rights activist throw some $ at me the other day along with a weird sexist screed about lady streamers. Snap banned gg no refunds
Idk if there's anything more pathetic than resenting people just for existing
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Some six years in and still can't believe "let's get fucked up and draft some weird cube decks" is something I can do for a living
No matter what else goes wrong, that's a damn good thing to have going right
<3 you all
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@EPM106
the instant kill spell is ILLEGAL Max. And illegal = bad. That's why as a good guy I always transmog my enemies into a giant leech and waterboard them with brine
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I get that discussing lines is a big part of streaming, and no one wants a dead chat, but...
Do not bark commands at me like I'm a dog. I do not like it, and it's not sharing anything interesting. It's just backseating
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was just called "the streamer equivalent of chinese food" 😂
happy holidays yall
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@PetreRaleigh
I had surprise bones in a chicken salad once and they were indeed impossible to eat around. scratched my throat. server/manager seemed bored when I brought it to their attention. "we can comp the item for you" great a free death salad just what I wanted
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ebay says this taiga is authentic but something seems off to me. can I get a second opinion?
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I've told the story of my first ptq win on stream before but not on twitter I don't think, so buckle up y'all are in for a ride
The tale begins, as most good tales do, after a night of grinding pauper delver on modo and drinking malt liquor
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@PleasantKenobi
Ultimately that decision rests with your local lord or clergy. Common punishments range from a small donation of your yearly harvest to a day in the stocks
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it finally happened... after all these years
happy bday stream to me 🥳
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Date went well! 🙂 We had drinks and walked in the cold for a bit and looked at some modern art
They're very Madison, which I like. Not deep on nerd stuff but they also dig Neil Gaimon and Alan Moore and they sounded excited to check out my art collection
Someone complimented my Swamp Thing tattoo and I mentioned it references a psychedelic sex scene and now we're getting coffee tomorrow
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idk why people have trouble with this but if you don't like someone's content please kindly fuck off and watch something else :)
getting more liberal with the block button in my old age
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People are talking combos but this card makes me want to play burn. A two mana BBE if your whole deck costs 2 or less
What's the fail case? A second 2/1? I guess you have to cut the spectacle bolts or w/e
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Anyway I won the match (thank you hurkyl's recall) but I never made that stupid joke again, so the real winner was all my future opponents
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Today my special facemasks designed for large beards arrived 🤦♂️
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Just saw a nutty rules interaction
Invasion of Amonkhet copying Aclazotz dies and comes back... as Aclazotz
Other player immediately picked up his cards 😂
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If I want to collab or call you a hottie then imma use dms like a normal person
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It's important to remember that it's not about winning the trophy race. Rather, it's about having fun, drafting sweet decks, and ending ahead of
@NumotTheNummy
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apparently last night I whipped the covers off my gf, bit her on the bottom, and yelled "NOW THAT'S A TASTY ASS" and then rolled over asleep
I have no memory of this
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A top 50 vintage cube list from someone that likes the blue cards
roughly in order top down left right
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I wanted a tat that showed the more psychedelic and colorful aspects of Swamp Thing. Stoked with how it turned out! Wes did a great job. Going to grab some grub
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You know what? It's time someone said it. I don't like this coronavirus
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banks being able to sell your loan should be fucking illegal. no I made a deal with you asshole, I don't know this other place
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