@Staroxvia
How dare Gay people have complicated psycho sexual experiences, as we all know straight people’s psycho sexual life is very normal, when has a straight person ever had incestuous fantasies?
@saulgoodWOMAN_
“Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass tie you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Klaasje call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that mercenary she fucking with. Detecive…”
@gnostic_bf
Shoplifting is bad actually, you’re not entilited to other people’s labor, and most stores that sell things that are actual necessities like groceries, operate on thin margins, they aren’t exactly bastions of corporate greed
@TheSpiralPro
Death penalty is a really good test for people who’re actually serious about politics and those that let their emotions guide them. Disgusting and uncivilized that America still has it
@JohnWakefieId
“Uhh there must be a miss-understanding. I thought I’d get to be self-sufficient in the post-sacristy techno solar-punk hinter lands”
“PAY YOUR TAXES TO FUEL THE LIVES OF URBANITE SPREADSHEET WARRIORS NOW!!”
@JamrockHobo
Titus’s good intentions and Joyce pragmatism and connections would be pretty goated
(Also she has a soft spot for socialists so probably the fusion of their ideologies would be more Titus than Joyce)
My username is relevant
@CartoonsHateHer
@SupSenAssoc
Staying up way later than normal because your parents are having guests over is (or at least was) a universal childhood moment
@realgirl_fieri
Guys will say they support helping the disadvantaged in society and then bitch and moan about the fact that they have to exist in the same space as children.
@OldTechHippie
@gnostic_bf
Actually I’m throating the boots of logistics workers, farmers, packagers, and service workers
Only 1-3% of the boot licking goes to the share holders
@CartoonsHateHer
“Don’t worry babe she’s just writhing a book and learning about ancient Greece
Many Years later”
“Remember me?”
“Beat it south Asian and middle eastern man”
@4L1T3R4LP0T4T0
@ElGranSenglar
Oh boy I can’t wait to shave my entire body everyday and bathe it in 500 lotions so I don’t instantly break out and get a million ingrown hairs
@PrayForOomfie
“The pyramids? didn’t the Egyptians build those”
“We wuz kangs? I don’t really know that much about west Africa history”
“Yakub? Annon, what the fuck are talking about”
@Hanasaku_Yuri
@TrueSlazac
If vic posts “Canada isn’t county” and has 1 million like, then I'm one of them.
If she posts it and has one like, then I'm THAT ONE.
If “Canada isn’t a county” has no fans, that means I'm dead.
@Hanasaku_Yuri
Thank god first correct take I’ve seen.
Native Hawaiians are citizens, with full voting rights, and equal representation.
Native Hawaiians are a small proportion of Hawaiians, the largest ethnic group is non-native American Pacific Islanders and Asians, followed by Whites
@amalgamatedmind
@Komaniecki_R
Unironically I think that because those professions have such low gender ratios, the women that do get teaching jobs are more likely to be highly driven and competent
@CelticHeathen95
@mcsquared34
Ok so what if instead of everyone growing barley enough food to survive we had a small group of people grow a bunch of food and let everyone else do other stuff like making penicillin and consumer electronics, or figuring out even better ways to grow crops
@veganmaoism
@OldTechHippie
@gnostic_bf
You suffer from the chronic condition of being 12, there is a cure: log off, finish your algebra homework, and come back in a few years
@milenkadraws
Kim would either have no reaction unless Harry did it, in which case he would *aggressively* have no reaction, definitely not suppressing a smile…
Hardy would unlock a new thought that if completed would open this as a dialogue option, akin to 9mm finger guns
+2 EC
- 1 composure
@milenkadraws
I know he talks about having a friend who’s “hooked on the book” and I vaguely remember one of the thoughts saying something to the effect that he has a crush in response.
In my heart it’s cannon!!!